Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.
Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half an stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mothers age.
Money isnt everything , but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.
An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who dont have small children.
No wonder kids are confused today. Half the adults tell them to find themselves; the other half tell them to get lost.
People hardest to convince that its time for retirement are children at bedtime.
Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.
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