Have you ever received a text from someone you fancy which was so ambiguous, so annoyingly unclear you yearned for the days when love letters and serenading were the done thing?

你有没有收到过你喜欢的人发来的短信，语焉不详、不明就里、令你抓狂，你都开始怀念起情书和月下情歌的日子，那时一切都顺理成章。

And there are five mistakes in particular which get people riled - or make them lose interest .

以下五大错误尤其惹人恼怒、兴味索然。

1."Hey"

1.”嗨”

Please, please, please do not send the generic 'hey' text that has nothing else accompanying it.

请不要再单单发普普通通一个”嗨”，又没个下文。

It's a very confusing and strange message and tells people nothing.

这种消息令人费解又奇怪、没有信息量。

2. Playing secretary

2.扮演秘书

When you get into conversations like:

会有这样的对话：

'Oh can we meet at Starbucks on 4pm on Tuesday?'

“我们周二下午四点星巴克见吧？”

'Oh no 4pm on Tuesday doesn't work for me, how about 6pm on Monday for a drink?'

“周二四点不行，周六下午六点喝一杯？”

'Oh Monday I've got spinning class, I can't make that.'

“啊周一我有单车课，我搞不定。”

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