急诊医生见过哪些辣眼睛的事？憋住别笑！_公共英语阅读理解

急诊医生见过哪些辣眼睛的事？憋住别笑！

“但我们知道第一件要做的事是拍一张X光片来看看他的屁股，因为做X光通常能够查出里面奇怪的东西。光是检查他的菊花并不能看到什么，但能够确定的是，X光片显示出来是个圆形的蜡烛，而且真的有个玻璃烛台！这是标准的3-4英寸圆形蜡烛，放在容器里，大部分便利店都有售。病人已经塞了很大一截进去，而且完全没有办法取出它。他觉得自己很蠢，而且很尴尬。最后，他不得不立即去做手术，这样外科医生才得以小心地扩张他的直肠然后取出蜡烛。”

"It was painful for the patient. I had to ask him before discharge, 'Did you light the candle before sticking it up your butt or no?' He just laughed to try and console himself through the pain. Moral of the story: Don't put anything into your body out of your reach that you can't retrieve back easily." -- Anonymous board-certified ER physician

“这对病人来说很痛苦。我不得不在出院前问他，‘你在把蜡烛放进你屁股前有没有点燃过蜡烛？’他只是笑了笑，试图缓解自己的痛苦。这个故事告诉我们一个道理：不要把任何你取不出的东西放进你体内。”---来自一位委员会认证的匿名急诊科医生的叙述

2. Fishing for flesh

一钩一个准的鱼钩

"Thankfully, a patient had a sense of humor when things go wrong while fishing. His fish hook didn't grab any fish in Lake Michigan this day, but instead decided to grab a big piece of his scalp! He came into the ER with a big fish hook lodged in the right side of his head. As an ER doctor, the first thing I think of is how the scalp can bleed very easily and profusely and thankfully, the hook was controlling the bleeding where it was stuck.