You Should Absolutely Never Go to Disneyland
千万别去迪士尼!
Disneyland is not at all what you think, trust us. Here are reasons you really shouldn't go. You've been warned.
相信我们,迪士尼乐园根本就不是你想的那样。下面是千万别去迪士尼的理由,我们可是警告过你了哦。
The mint juleps taste way too good. You'll be depressed by the taste of all other juleps.
薄荷朱利酒真的太好喝了。所以其它朱利酒都会让你感到失望。
Your neck will hurt from constantly looking up at all the grand attractions. Geez, can there not be so many architectural wonders?
不断地抬头看著名建筑,会脖子疼。老天,能不能少来点建筑美景?
There are balloons everywhere. What's with all the pretty balloons? Like, WTF.
到处都是气球。要这些好看的气球有什么用呢?搞什么?
The park is always springing surprises on you. Sometimes you might not feel like being surprised with confetti and joy.
乐园里都是惊喜。但有时候全都是彩纸和欢乐声,你反而觉得没那么惊喜了。
The characters are TOO nice. Why are they being so polite and obliging?
卡通人物太好了!为什么他们总是如此彬彬有礼、乐于助人呢?
There are too many photo opportunities. Your phone will run out of storage within, like, five minutes. Great.
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