“我交往了几年的异地网恋男友在情人节前一天来到了我的大学宿舍，让我惊喜了一下。这是我们第一次见面。那天我们卿卿我我搂搂抱抱，我邀请他晚上一起过夜。结果他告诉我他实际上要去纽约，顺路来伊利诺伊看下我，而他要去那里和现实中的女友同居。”

4. The Harry Potter horror.

哈利波特恐惧症

"My boyfriend planned for us to take a Harry Potter studio tour in London. The night before, he tells my friend he doesn't think he loves me. The next morning he says he's 'going to get breakfast' before we have to leave for the train and he never comes back. I didn't hear from him for two days and still haven't had a chance to go to the studio."

“我男朋友计划带我去伦敦来个哈利波特博物馆之旅。结果前一天晚上，他告诉我朋友他并不爱我。第二天早上在我们坐火车出发前，他说他去‘吃个早饭’然后就没再回来。之后两天都杳无音讯，而我到现在也没有去过哈利波特博物馆。”

5. The fake out.

伪造的情人节礼物

"As a teen, I never got a valentine, while other girls at school would show off huge cards, teddies and chocolates. One year I had enough and wrote myself a fake card, and took it in.

“少年时期，我从未收到过情人节礼物，而学校里的其他女孩总会拿着一堆卡片、玩具熊和巧克力来炫耀。有一年我实在受够了，于是给自己写了一张假卡片拿到学校。”

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