“我花了一整天时间给男朋友做了红丝绒杯子蛋糕。我捧着蛋糕来到他家，他当着家人的面对我说‘我觉得咱俩不合适’。然后他从我手中拿走蛋糕，把我推出去，锁了门。我当时震惊到除了离开不知道还能做什么。最后我独自去电影院看了电影，因为我已经买好电影票 9. The poem problem.

情诗

"When I was in 6th grade I had a HUGE crush on a boy. Valentine's Day rolled around and there was a big dance for the sixth graders. I decided to write him a poem. In front of the entire class, I asked my English teacher to proofread it (she did so in private), and then I asked my friend to give it to him. Apparently he stood up in front of his ENTIRE CLASS, read it out loud, and threw it in the recycling bin. At least he recycled it and didn't throw it away. ¯_(ツ)_/¯"

“六年级时，我非常爱慕一个男生。情人节又到了，六年级生有一场大型舞会。我决定给他写一首诗。我当着全班的面要求英文老师帮我修改 10. The ol' switcheroo.

反转

"My boyfriend said “I love you” for the first time on Valentine's Day while we were having sex. Romantic? Not so much. He prefaced it with I love (insert female best friend's name here). "

“男友第一次说‘我爱你’是在情人节，我们当时正在啪啪啪。很浪漫？可他说的是‘我爱你，XX

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