00:00:04,140　　我 的 字 是谢尔顿　　Wo de zing shi sheldon.　　2　　00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:05,550　　不　　应该是　　Non, c'est...　　3　　00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:08,650　　我 的 名 字 是谢尔顿　　Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.　　4　　00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:12,530　　我 的 名 字 是谢尔顿　　Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.　　5　　00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:14,270　　这算什么?　　What's this?　　6　　00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,440　　你不是这么做的嘛　　That's what you did.　　7　　00:00:18,050 --> 00:00:19,600　　我以为在某些语言里　　I assumed, as in a number of languages,　　8　　00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,310　　手势也是表达的一部分　　That the gesture was part of the phrase.　　9　　00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,480　　不是　　Well, it's not.　　10　　00:00:24,110 --> 00:00:27,140　　我又怎么知道?　　作为老师　　你有义务　　How am I supposed to know that? as the teacher, it's your obligation　　11　　00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,320　　把个人习惯从教学过程中排除　　To separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.　　12　　00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,280　　你知道　　我真的很高兴你决定学习普通话　　You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn mandarin.　　13　　00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,890　　-为什么?　　-一旦你学得溜了　　-why? -once you're fluent,　　14　　00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:37,740　　你就又多了十几亿的人去烦　　我就解放了　　You'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.　　15　　00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,040　　梅毒驴子　　Mei du lui zi.　　16　　00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,610　　你刚才叫莱纳德是个得了梅毒的驴子　　You just called leonard a syphilitic donkey.　　17　　00:00:47,230 --> 00:00:48,550　　向你道歉　　My apologies,　　18　　00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:50,620　　我的水平只是和老师一样好　　I'm only as good as my teacher.　　19　　00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:53,440　　你为什么要学中文?　　Why are you learning chinese?　　20　　00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,840　　我认为四川菜馆故意用　　I believe the szechuan palace has been passing off　　21　　00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,390　　香橙鸡丁来假冒陈皮鸡丁　　所以我要去对峙　　Orange chicken as tangerine chicken and I intend to confront them.　　22　　00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:02,550　　如果我是你　　我会更关心　　If I were you, I'd be more concerned　　23　　00:01:02,670 --> 00:01:04,600　　他们是拿什么假冒了鸡丁　　About what they are passing off as chicken.　　24　　00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,320　　-我要用一下你们的窗户　　-随意　　-i need to use your window. -sure, go ahead.　　25　　00:01:12,310 --> 00:01:14,940　　不要脸的　　你落了ipod　　Hey, jerk face, you forgot your ipod!　　26　　00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,660　　-怎么了这是　　-我来告诉你这是怎么了　　-what's going on? -i'll tell you what's going on.　　27　　00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,390　　那自恋的蠢蛋把我们的性生活写进了博客里　　That stupid self-centered bastar wrote about our sex life in his blog.　　28　　00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:28,570　　去死吧　　你个自恋的蠢蛋!　　Drop dead, you stupid self-centered bastard!　　29　　00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:31,980　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　30　　00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:37,010　　好吧　　我们讲到哪儿了　　Okay, where were we?　　31　　00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:40,510　　别急　　我要先搜索一个博客　　Not now, I have a blog to find.　　32　　00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:02,280　　天才也性感 第一季 第17集 (本季完)　　The Big Bang Theory S01E17 (Finale)　　33　　00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:13,020　　佩妮　　你还好吧　　Penny, are you okay?　　34　　00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:15,090　　我很好　　莱纳德　　你走吧　　I'm fine, leonard. just go away!　　35　　00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:19,630　　我知道分手会让人很难过...　　I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful...　　36　　00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,880　　-给我走!　　-好吧　　开心点　　再见　　-go away! -okay, feel better! bye!　　37　　00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,310　　她不想说话　　She doesn't want to talk.　　38　　00:02:30,890 --> 00:02:33,610　　没什么惊讶的　　佩妮的情感来自于　　Not surprising. penny's emotional response is originated　　39　　00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:36,450　　最原始的脑部　　也就是扁桃形结构　　In the primitive portion of the brain, known as the amygdala.　　40　　00:02:36,610 --> 00:02:37,970　　然而话语功能处于最后发育的　　While speech is centered in the　　41　　00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:39,480　　新大脑皮质中心位置　　Much more recently developed neo-cortex.　　42　　00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,530　　前者可以轻易统治后者　　The former can easily overpower the latter,　　43　　00:02:41,650 --> 00:02:43,060　　科学已经证实这就是　　Giving scientific credence to　　44　　00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:44,790　　"无话可说"的概念　　The notion of being "rendered speechless."　　45　　00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,050　　或者她就是不想说话　　Or maybe she just doesn't want to talk.　　46　　00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,550　　看　　我捡到了一个ipod　　Look, I found an ipod!　　47　　00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,350　　都摔得不成样子了　　你打算怎么处理　　It's smashed beyond repair. what are you gonna do with it?　　48　　00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:07,660　　还能怎么办　　贴个"九成新"的标签上eBay卖了　　What else? sell it on ebay as "slightly used."　　49　　00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,830　　是佩妮男朋友的　　他们分手了　　It was penny's boyfriend's, they broke up.　　50　　00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:14,280　　很显然　　他把他们私人生活的细节放在了　　Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship　　51　　00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,650　　他的博客上　　可我却怎么都找不到　　On his blog which I cannot find anywhere.　　52　　00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:21,850　　我要回去再试着和她聊聊　　I'm gonna go back and try talking to her again.　　53　　00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,680　　好主意　　坐在她身旁　　Good idea, sit with her.　　54　　00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,160　　抱着她　　安慰她　　Hold her, comfort her.　　55　　00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,970　　如果你觉得时机不错　　And if the moment feels right,　　56　　00:03:27,090 --> 00:03:28,940　　看看可不可以趁虚而入　　See if you can cop a feel.　　57　　00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,110　　我才不会趁人之危　　霍华德　　I'm not going to do that, howard.　　58　　00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:34,590　　我倒完全没意识到现在　　I'm not aware of a new social　　59　　00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,940　　有什么要求你进行干预和调解的社交习俗　　Convention that requires you to intervene at all.　　60　　00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,880　　那么处在痛苦中的少女呢　　What about damsel in distress?　　61　　00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,880　　1937年上映美国电影 歌舞/爱情/喜剧　　62　　00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:42,240　　12世纪骑士的行为准则?　　又不是现在　　Twelfth century code of chivalry? not exactly current.　　63　　00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:45,560　　你还必须要先成为骑士才可以这么做　　You'd also have to be knighted for that to apply.　　64　　00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:49,170　　我才不管　　她很难过　　我要过去　　I don't care. she's upset, I'm going over there.　　65　　00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:52,180　　记得在手上坐一会　　让它们暖和一点　　Remember to sit on your hands a bit, so they're warm.　　66　　00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,470　　我是她朋友　　I'm her friend.　　67　　00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:56,860　　我不会在她正脆弱的时候去利用她　　I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.　　68　　00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,960　　你的意思是　　如果在绝望之极时　　So you're saying, if in the depths of despair,　　69　　00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,530　　她主动向你投怀送抱　　She throws herself at you and demands you take her,　　70　　00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:05,120　　当时当下　　你就头不回走人?　　Right there, right now, you'll just walk away?　　71　　00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:08,100　　我说我是她朋友　　又不是同志朋友　　I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.　　72　　00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:15,700　　听着　　我知道你不想说话...　　Listen, I know you said you didn't want to talk...　　73　　00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,260　　-我不想　　-对不起　　-i don't. -sorry.　　74　　00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:20,020　　-等等　　-等等?　　你说"等等"?　　-wait! -wait? did you say "wait"?　　75　　00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:23,690　　跟我说实话　　Tell me the truth.　　76　　00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:27,100　　我是不是那种整天跟大混蛋在一起的傻瓜　　Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers?　　77　　00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,480　　那么我就是跟好人在一起　　然后把他们都变成了混蛋　　So I pick good guys but turn them into losers.　　78　　00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,110　　当然不是　　of course not.　　79　　00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:36,820　　非此即彼　　到底是哪个　　It's gotta be one or the other. which is it?　　80　　00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,030　　抱歉　　是哪两个选项来着?　　I'm sorry, what were the choices again?　　81　　00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:47,330　　我真的以为麦克与众不同　　I really thought mike was different.　　82　　00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:48,750　　我以为他...　　I thought he was...　　83　　00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:50,610　　体贴　　又聪明　　Sensitive and smart,　　84　　00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,870　　我不是指你那种聪明　　是普通不吓人的那种　　I mean, not you smart, normal non-freaky smart.　　85　　00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:55,630　　是　　是　　当然　　Yeah, no, sure.　　86　　00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:58,160　　现在他跑过来羞辱我　　And then he just goes and has to humiliate me　　87　　00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:01,720　　在博客上写些关于我的东西让全世界的人来看　　By writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.　　88　　00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,360　　跟你说吧　　那博客不容易被找到的　　I tell you, it's not all that easy to find.　　89　　00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:07,840　　真的?　　跟我要好的同事看到了　　我姐姐看到了　　Really? my friends at work found it, my sister found it.　　90　　00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,880　　从电子邮件来看　　一些在密歇根州　　Judging by my email, a number of prisoners　　91　　00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,520　　监狱里的牢犯也看到了　　At the michigan state penitentiary found it.　　92　　00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,940　　那家伙究竟写了什么　　What exactly did this guy write?　　93　　00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:18,610　　我不是说想知道你性生活的细节　　只是想...　　Not that I need to know the details of your sex life. I just thought...　　94　　00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:20,760　　算了　　Never mind.　　95　　00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:22,950　　不用　　No, you know what?　　96　　00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:26,270　　你可以去看　　所有人都看了　　去吧　　You might as well read it. everybody else has. go ahead.　　97　　00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:30,160　　上帝　　我感觉被如此地出卖和羞辱　　Oh, god, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed!　　98　　00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,050　　只想钻进洞里然后死去　　I just want to crawl into a hole and die!　　99　　00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,210　　你看　　这其实没那么糟糕　　Okay. well, you know, this isn't that bad.　　100　　00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,170　　只是描绘了一幅　　It just paints the picture　　101　　00:05:41,330 --> 00:05:43,140　　浓情蜜意的女人　　Of a very affectionate woman,　　102　　00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,710　　在非传统地点场合　　Who's open to expressing her affection　　103　　00:05:46,190 --> 00:05:48,350　　开放地表达她的情感　　In non-traditional locales.　　104　　00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:49,950　　天啊　　Oh, god!　　105　　00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,440　　电梯里　　公园里　　Elevators, parks,　　106　　00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,950　　电影院里　　Movie theaters.　　107　　00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:58,000　　好奇问一下　　Out of curiosity,　　108　　00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,230　　这里的"地铁"是指交通运输系统　　Is this "subway" the transportation system　　109　　00:06:00,350 --> 00:06:02,280　　还是那个叫"地铁"的三明治店?　　Or subway the sandwich shop?　　110　　00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:04,670　　三明治店　　Sandwich shop.　　111　　00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,700　　这是不是违反了卫生许可啊　　Doesn't that violate the health code?　　112　　00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:11,240　　没有　　在那里我们只是亲热了一下　　No, at the sub shop we were only making out.　　113　　00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:15,370　　我是想说　　But my point is that　　114　　00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:17,960　　你完全没有理由觉得尴尬啊　　You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.　　115　　00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:21,080　　真的吗?　　你是不是认为我反应太过了?　　Really? do you think I overreacted?　　116　　00:06:21,650 --> 00:06:24,360　　-可能有一点　　-我确实经常这样　　我是个容易过激的人　　-maybe a little. -because I do that. I do overreact.　　117　　00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,380　　也许我应该打电话跟麦克道歉　　Maybe I should call mike and apologize.　　118　　00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:29,760　　你这样反应就变成太不过了　　That would be under-reacting.　　119　　00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,820　　他确实把卧室里的隐私都暗示出来了　　He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom.　　120　　00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:37,940　　在你的橱里　　电梯　　公园　　还有在快餐店　　And in your case, the elevator, parks and fast food franchise.　　121　　00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:41,900　　你说得对　　我就应该说"我跟他玩完了"　　You're right. I should just say "i am done with him."　　122　　00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,860　　对　　你就该这么说　　说吧　　Yes, you should. go ahead, say it.　　123　　00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,110　　但是我还没有给这个男人解释的机会　　But I never gave the man a chance to explain.　　124　　00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:49,100　　有什么好解释的　　What is there to explain?　　125　　00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,360　　都写在这里了　　It's all right here.　　126　　00:06:50,370 --> 00:06:52,020　　出卖啊!　　The betrayal!　　127　　00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,150　　不　　你一开始是对的　　No, you were right the first time.　　128　　00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,560　　这个男人只是用他自己那种很傻的办法爱着我　　This is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way,　　129　　00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:01,210　　只是在向世人宣告他的感受　　Which is trying to sw w people how he feels.　　130　　00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,610　　我很肯定我没这么说　　I'm pretty sure I never said that.　　131　　00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:07,460　　是　　你做得更了不起　　No, you did better than that.　　132　　00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,180　　你让我自己发现了这个事实　　You helped me see it on my own.　　133　　00:07:09,190 --> 00:07:10,800　　我真棒啊　　Oh, good for me.　　134　　00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,570　　你去哪儿　　Where are you going?　　135　　00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:15,010　　我去麦克那儿　　I'm going over to mike's.　　136　　00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,390　　莱纳德　　太感谢你了　　Leonard, thank you so much.　　137　　00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,420　　没事　　Oh, sure.　　138　　00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:26,260　　也许我真是她的同性恋朋友　　Huh, maybe I am her gay friend.　　139　　00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:35,760　　霍华德　　我想我还需要继续上中文课　　Howard, I'm going to nd d another mandarin lesson.　　140　　00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:37,010　　很显然　　那些人还是　　I obviously didn't make　　141　　00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,790　　听不懂我在说什么　　My point with those people.　　142　　00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:40,860　　谢尔顿　　看在老天的份上　　For god's sake, sheldon,　　143　　00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:42,460　　如果你不喜欢陈皮鸡丁　　If you don't like the ngngerine chicken,　　144　　00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:44,200　　就不要点陈皮鸡丁　　Don't order the tangerine chicken.　　145　　00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:45,430　　我喜欢吃陈皮鸡丁　　I like tangerine chicken,　　146　　00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,580　　只是他们给我的压根不是陈皮鸡丁　　I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.　　147　　00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,090　　能不能聊点别的?　　Can we please change the subject?　　148　　00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:51,980　　当然　　Sure.　　149　　00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,200　　我们聊聊你是怎么　　Ll us again how you screwed up　　150　　00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:55,300　　让佩妮回到她前男友身边的吧　　And got penny back together witherer old boyfriend.　　151　　00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:58,380　　扔你的骰子　　Just roll the dice.　　152　　00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,520　　"被魔术师俘虏　　"enslaved by warlocks.　　153　　00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,220　　只有掷出二　　四　　六才可以离开"　　Stay here until you roll two, four or six."　　154　　00:08:06,230 --> 00:08:08,180　　她本来在生他的气的!　　She was mad at him!　　155　　00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:09,850　　她本来跟他玩完了!　　She was done with him!　　156　　00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,640　　这段感情已经是不可能挽回的了　　E e relationship was broken beyond repair,　　157　　00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:14,130　　而我跑过去　　让他们和好了　　And I walked over there, and I fixed it.　　158　　00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,510　　天啊　　这个故事真是越听越精彩...　　Boy, that story gets better every time you hear ..　　159　　00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,680　　实际上　　我觉得前两个版本　　Actually, I thought the first two renditions　　160　　00:08:21,690 --> 00:08:22,840　　要吸引人得多　　Were far more compelling.　　161　　00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:25,600　　之前　　我对那个叫莱纳德的角色是报以同情　　Previously, I felt sympathy for the leonard character,　　162　　00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:28,060　　现在我只是觉得他很怨妇　　Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.　　163　　00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,940　　吃你的陈皮鸡丁去　　Eat your tangerine chicken.　　164　　00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:35,060　　我也想吃啊　　可我这根本不是陈皮鸡丁　　I'd love to, but I don' have tangerine chicken.　　165　　00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:41,020　　非常感谢你愚蠢的建议!　　Thank you so much for your stupid advice!　　166　　00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:47,790　　不可思议　　Incredible.　　167　　00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:50,430　　你把搞砸的事情又搞砸了　　You managed to screw up the screw-up.　　168　　00:08:57,030 --> 00:08:58,080　　我又来了　　I'm back.　　169　　00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:00,920　　对不起　　刚才我吼你了　　I'm sorry I yelled at you.　　170　　00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,270　　又不是你的错　　It's not your fault.　　171　　00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,080　　怎么啦　　What happened?　　172　　00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:07,370　　我去麦克那想跟他和好　　Well, I went over to mike's to make up with him.　　173　　00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,180　　是　　不用说　　我知道这部分　　Yeah. no, I know that part.　　174　　00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,450　　但他已经有新欢了　　But he had already moved on.　　175　　00:09:12,570 --> 00:09:14,110　　已经?　　好快啊　　Already? that was quick.　　176　　00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,410　　我就是这么对　　That's what I said to the woman　　177　　00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:18,610　　那个把脚缠在他脖子上的女人说的　　Who had her legs wrapped around his neck!　　178　　00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,510　　佩妮　　我也很难过　　Oh, penny, I am so sorry.　　179　　00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,940　　他怎么能这样?!　　How could he do that?!　　180　　00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:29,340　　你要知道　　你把他80G的IPOD给了...　　Well, you know, you did throw an 80-gig ipod...　　181　　00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,800　　对呀　　他怎么能这样对你　　Yeah, no, how could he do that?　　182　　00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:35,330　　我发誓我再也不跟这样的男人交往了　　I swear to god I am done with guys like that.　　183　　00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:39,360　　那种身材好　　发型帅　　有钱的男人　　You know, macho with the perfect body and the hair and the money.　　184　　00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,140　　是　　他们肯定老得很快　　Yeah, that must get old quick.　　185　　00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,200　　你知道吗　　这一次　　You know, just once　　186　　00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,980　　我真的想和一个　　I would like to go out with someone　　187　　00:09:45,990 --> 00:09:50,900　　善良诚实　　真正关心我的人约会　　Who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me.　　188　　00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,770　　我怎么样?　　What about me?　　189　　00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,030　　你什么怎么样?　　What about you what?　　190　　00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,910　　你和我约会怎么样?　　What about if you went out with me?　　191　　00:10:03,910 --> 00:10:05,300　　你是在约我出去?　　Are you asking me out?　　192　　00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:09,180　　是　　我是　　Um, yes, I am...　　193　　00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:10,690　　在约你出去　　Asking you out.　　194　　00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,920　　我只是顺着你的话在说...　　I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...　　195　　00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:17,590　　-我明白　　-诚实啊什么的　　No, I know, I got that. you know, and honest.　　196　　00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,310　　对啊　　Yeah, totally.　　197　　00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,760　　...没有什么的　　So, but... it's no big deal.　　198　　00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:21,790　　好　　Yes.　　199　　00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:24,170　　好什么?　　Yes what?　　200　　00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:27,110　　好　　我愿意和你去约会　　Yes, I will go out with you.　　201　　00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:31,950　　真的吗?　　Really?　　202　　00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,230　　是　　Yeah.　　203　　00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:36,220　　有什么不可以的　　Why not?　　204　　00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:38,600　　我已经倾尽所有了　　I mean, what do I have to lose?　　205　　00:10:38,950 --> 00:10:40,100　　确实　　Yeah.　　206　　00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:43,480　　就该这样想　　That's the spirit.　　207　　00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,340　　给我看你们的陈皮　　Show me your citrus peels.　　208　　00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,850　　给我看你们的陈皮　　Gay wo k n ni de jud zi pee.　　209　　00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,300　　给我看你们的陈皮　　Show me your citrus peels.　　210　　00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:01,740　　给我看你们的陈皮　　Gay wo kan ni de jud zi pee.　　211　　00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:02,490　　-给我看你们的　　-谢尔顿?　　Show me your... sheldon?　　212　　00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,800　　哎呀　　吓死我了　　Ai yah!xia si wo le　　213　　00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:07,970　　我很抱歉　　I'm sorry.　　214　　00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,150　　你有时间吗(second还有次等的意思)　　Look, do you have a second?　　215　　00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,490　　次等的什么　　内衣?　　A second what, pair of underwear?　　216　　00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,260　　我是在问你是否有空和我聊聊　　I was just wondering if I could talk to you.　　217　　00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:16,590　　是关于莱纳德　　It's about leonard.　　218　　00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:17,920　　为什么和我聊　　Why me?　　219　　00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:20,140　　为什么不和库萨帕里或者沃尔维茨聊　　Why not koothrappali or wolowitz?　　220　　00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,890　　拉杰不能和我说话　　除非他喝醉了　　Well, raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk,　　221　　00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,520　　而沃尔维茨　　你知道的　　他令人恶心　　And wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.　　222　　00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,530　　是的　　我也这么认为　　Yes, I suppose he is　　223　　00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:33,140　　我想说的是　　你最了解莱纳德了　　All I'm saying is, you know leordrd the best.　　224　　00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,340　　不一定　　Not necessarily.　　225　　00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:35,690　　我常会惊讶于　　I'm often surprised　　226　　00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,560　　自己对莱纳德了解的匮乏　　By my lack of familiarity with leonard.　　227　　00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:39,070　　前几天我发现　　Just the other day I discovered　　228　　00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,710　　他不仅有丝瓜络　　He not only has a loofah,　　229　　00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,270　　而且还藏起来　　He hides it.　　230　　00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,410　　你说为什么一个男人会为使用丝瓜络而感到羞耻　　Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?　　231　　00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:48,340　　我个人来说　　更乐于让自己的上皮细胞　　I, myself, prefer to have my excess epithelial cells　　232　　00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:50,630　　自然脱落　　但是我也不责备　　Slough off naturally, but I d't condemn　　233　　00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,500　　那些试图加速这个过程的人　　Those who seek to accelerate the process.　　234　　00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,570　　...而且直到最近我才知道　　...and until recently I had no idea　　235　　00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,520　　尽管他对乳糖过敏　　That despite his lactose intolerance,　　236　　00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:00,450　　但他吃少量不含脂的冰淇淋　　He can tolerate small amounts of non-fat ice cream　　237　　00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:02,660　　却不会产生在我看来　　Without producing a noxious gas that I maintain,　　238　　00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,950　　如果适当浓缩　　可以成为生化武器的有毒气体　　In the right concentration, could be weaponize　　239　　00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,090　　莱纳德可能会回来　　Leonard might come home.　　240　　00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,610　　能去我屋里聊吗　　Can we talk in my apartment?　　241　　00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,090　　我们还没聊完?　　We're not done?　　242　　00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:14,270　　没有　　No.　　243　　00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,500　　那好吧　　Eh, why not?　　244　　00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:17,550　　反正我们已经穿过镜子了(源于"爱丽丝镜中奇遇记")　　We're already through the looking glass anyway.　　245　　00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,860　　好　　事情是这样的　　Okay, so here's the thing...　　246　　00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,400　　我想你已经知道　　莱纳德向我开口了　　I guess you're aware that leonard asked me out.　　247　　00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,560　　他虽然事实上什么都没有说　　Well, he didn't actually say anything,　　248　　00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,160　　但他回到房间后　　But when he came back to the apartment　　249　　00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,140　　跳起了一支让人能联想起　　He was doing a dance that brought to mind　　250　　00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:34,900　　幻想曲里那只开心河马的舞蹈　　The happy hippos in fantasia.　　251　　00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,670　　他真好　　Oh, that's nice.　　252　　00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:40,310　　无论如何　　我想和你说的是　　Anyhow, the thing I wanted to talk to you about　　253　　00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,530　　你知道　　自从我和莱纳德成为朋友以来...　　Is, you know, since leonard and I have become friends...　　254　　00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:43,820　　我只是...　　I was just...　　255　　00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,650　　你要坐下来吗　　You want to sit down?　　256　　00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,920　　能那样简单就好了　　Oh, I wish it were that simple.　　257　　00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,510　　我没在这里待过多久　　See, I don't spend much time here,　　258　　00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,100　　所以我还从来没有选过一个地方来坐　　And so I've never really chosen a place to sit.　　259　　00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,290　　那选吧　　Well, choose.　　260　　00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:58,280　　这里有许许多多的选择　　而且...　　There are a number of options, and...　　261　　00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:01,780　　我真的不够熟悉座垫的密度　　I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities,　　262　　00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:04,120　　气流模式和阳光的散射　　Air flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight　　263　　00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,710　　来以便做出一个理性的选择　　To make an informed choice.　　264　　00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,900　　好吧　　那你就任意选一处坐　　All right.why don't you just pick one at random　　265　　00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:10,120　　如果你不喜欢　　下次来再换一个地方　　And if you don't like it you can sit somewhere else next time.　　266　　00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:11,540　　不　　不　　那样太疯狂了　　No, no. that's crazy.　　267　　00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,110　　你继续说　　我一边听一边找　　You go ahead and talk while I figure it out.　　268　　00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,120　　好吧　　Okay.　　269　　00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,500　　是这样的　　Um, here's the thing.　　270　　00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,120　　我已经知道　　So I've known for a while now　　271　　00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,410　　莱纳德他有点　　That leonard has had　　272　　00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:25,960　　喜欢我...　　A little crush on me...　　273　　00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,680　　有点喜欢?　　A little crush?　　274　　00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:31,010　　我想是的...就像斯巴达王墨涅劳斯　　Well, I suppose so--in the same way menelaus　　275　　00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:33,030　　有点喜欢特洛伊的海伦一样　　Had a "little crush" on helen of troy.　　276　　00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,440　　好吧　　我不知道这些人是谁　　但...　　All right, yeah, I don't really know who they are, but...　　277　　00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,060　　墨涅劳斯是阿迦门农的兄弟...　　Well, menelaus was the brother of agamemnon...　　278　　00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,890　　不用了　　不用了　　听着　　I don't care. I don't care. listen.　　279　　00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:41,610　　我要说的是　　The point is,　　280　　00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,840　　莱纳德不是那种经常会和我约会的人　　Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go out with.　　281　　00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:47,640　　莱纳德不是那种经常会和任何人约会的人　　Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.　　282　　00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:52,110　　你是否介意把沙发顺时针旋转30度　　Would you be open to rotating the couch clockwise 30 degrees?　　283　　00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,120　　不行　　我想说的是　　No. what I'm saying is　　284　　00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,130　　莱纳德与其他人不同可能是件好事　　Leonard might be different in a good way.　　285　　00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:00,350　　很明显　　我平时的选择都不怎么的好　　Obviously, my usual choices have not worked out so well.　　286　　00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,400　　你上一个对库萨帕里来说很好　　Your last one worked out well for koothrappali.　　287　　00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:03,840　　他得到了一个免费的ipod　　He got a free ipod.　　288　　00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,790　　刺眼　　Oh, glare.　　289　　00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,180　　但换个角度来说　　如果和莱纳德进展不顺利　　On the other hand, if things don't go well with leonard,　　290　　00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:13,360　　我可能会失去一个很好的朋友　　I risk losing a really good friend.　　291　　00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,320　　我意思是　　他不会是一时放纵的人　　I mean, I'm guessing he's not looking for a fling.　　292　　00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,180　　他是那种陷入一段感情后会持续　　He's the kind of guy that gets into a relationship　　293　　00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,670　　我不知道　　可能你会说　　光年　　For, I don't know, like you would say, light years.　　294　　00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,070　　我不会那么说　　I would not say that.　　295　　00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:21,790　　没有人　　No one　　296　　00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,510　　会那么说　　Would say that.　　297　　00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,230　　光年是一个距离单位而不是一个时间单位　　A light year is a unit of distance not time.　　298　　00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,460　　谢谢你的说明　　Thank you for the clarification.　　299　　00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,020　　通风口　　Draft.　　300　　00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:38,920　　人们听到年这个词的时候　　See, people hear the word "year"　　301　　00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:40,270　　他们想到的是持续的一段时间　　And they think duration.　　302　　00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,120　　"尺磅"也有这样的问题...　　"foot-pound" has the same problem--　　303　　00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,070　　它是一个能量单位　　而不是一个重量单位　　That's a unit of work, not of weight.　　304　　00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,280　　没错　　谢谢　　Right. thanks.　　305　　00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,270　　这是常识性错误　　It's common mistake.　　306　　00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,210　　这不是我今天犯的第一个错了　　Not the first one I've made today.　　307　　00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,700　　好　　Okay.　　308　　00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,210　　我觉得这就是我的座位了　　I think this will be my seat.　　309　　00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:55,910　　谢尔顿　　你有什么可以说的吗　　Sheldon, do you have anything to say　　310　　00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,390　　任何内容　　你知道　　That has anything to do with, you know,　　311　　00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,110　　只要和我在说的有关的　　What I'm talking about?　　312　　00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:01,190　　好　　让我想想　　Well, let's see...　　313　　00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:04,420　　我们也许可以参考"薛定谔猫"　　We might cononsider schrodinger's cat.　　314　　00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,220" type="audio/mpeg" />-->