00:00:11,830　　早上好　　莱纳德　　Good morning,leonard.　　2　　00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,430　　我们开车去上班的路上　　yeah.　　we're gonna　　3　　00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:16,400　　要在陶瓷大库房[家居专卖店]停一下　　Have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work.　　4　　00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:17,930　　我在那里买了星战床单　　I bought these star wars sheets,　　5　　00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,660　　但躺在这上面实在是太刺激了　　But they turned out to be much too stimulating　　6　　00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,700　　我根本不能安心睡着　　To be compatible with a good night's sleep.　　7　　00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:28,100　　黑武士盯着我看　　我很不爽　　I don't like the way darth vader stares at me.　　8　　00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,900　　我不去上班了　　I'm not going to work.　　9　　00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,660　　就算你的研究生涯这几年里毫无建树　　Oh,just because your career's been stagnant　　10　　00:00:32,730 --> 00:00:36,030　　那也没必要放弃啊　　For a few years,that's no reason to give up.　　11　　00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:37,300　　谢尔顿　　我整晚都没睡　　Sheldon,i was up all night　　12　　00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,130　　我在用自由电子激光束　　Using the new free-electron laser　　13　　00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,360　　做X射线散射实验　　For x-ray diffraction experiment.　　14　　00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:44,360　　是不是激光束碰巧把你视网膜烤焦了　　Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?　　15　　00:00:44,430 --> 00:00:45,500　　没　　No.　　16　　00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,000　　那你就能开车了　　快走　　Then you can drive. let's go.　　17　　00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:52,060　　我不是告诉你了么　　我现在是晚上工作　　Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights　　18　　00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:53,860　　你要另外想办法了　　And that you'd have to make other arrangements?　　19　　00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:54,560　　是啊　　You did.　　20　　00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:55,360　　所以　　And?　　21　　00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,330　　我没办法　　I didn't.　　22　　00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,530　　走吧　　Let's go.　　23　　00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,760　　晚安　　谢尔顿　　Good night,sheldon.　　24　　00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:03,460　　那我怎么去上班啊　　But how am I going to get to work?　　25　　00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,460　　乘公交车　　Take the bus.　　26　　00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:05,930　　我再也不能乘公交车了　　I can't take the bus anymore.　　27　　00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,960　　车上没安全带啊　　They don't have seat belts,and they won't let you　　28　　00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:10,500　　而且他们不让我用橡皮绳子把自己拴在座椅上　　Latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords.　　29　　00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,230　　你想用橡皮绳子把自己捆在座椅上　　You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords?　　30　　00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:17,000　　我不是想　　我已经做到了　　I didn't try. I succeeded.　　31　　00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:19,200　　但不知为什么　　其他乘客对此很惊慌　　But for some reason,it alarmed the other passengers　　32　　00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,360　　他们让我滚下车　　And I was asked to de-bus.　　33　　00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:22,900　　傻孩子　　Oh,you're a big boy.　　34　　00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,360　　你会自己想出办法的　　You'll figure it out.　　35　　00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:26,300　　别把我当孩子　　Don't talk to me like I'm a child.　　36　　00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,600　　你现在立刻带我去退掉星战床单　　Now,take me to return　　my star wars sheets!　　37　　00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:32,800　　佩妮　　Penny?　　38　　00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,560　　佩妮　　佩妮　　Penny? penny?　　39　　00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,960　　谢尔顿　　你搞什么　　Sheldon. what is it?　　40　　00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:40,830　　莱纳德睡着了　　Leonard's asleep.　　41　　00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:43,530　　谢谢你的最新更新　　Thanks for the update.　　42　　00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,730　　别　　等等　　No. wait.　　43　　00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,400　　你一定要开车送我去上班　　You have to drive me to work.　　44　　00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:50,600　　我看未必　　Yeah,i really don't think I do.　　45　　00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:53,530　　但我不会开车　　我也不想坐公交车　　But I don't drive,and I can't take the bus.　　46　　00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,260　　只要你不用那橡皮绳　　Honey,you'll be fe as long as you don't do　　47　　00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:56,400　　坐公交肯定没问题的　　That bungee cord thing,okay?　　48　　00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,230　　佩妮　　Penny.　　49　　00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:01,930　　你不是声称我们是朋友吗　　Didn't you recently stated that you and I are friends?　　50　　00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,030　　是的　　谢尔顿　　我们是朋友　　Yes,sheldon. we are friends.　　51　　00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:08,900　　所以说我在这儿是引用　　Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand　　52　　00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,830　　我们隐含的友谊契约书中的一个重要部分　　Is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.　　53　　00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:18,260　　帮助　　The favor.　　54　　00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,700　　上帝啊　　Oh,dear god.　　55　　00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,500　　对不起　　我不是故意　　I'm sorry,i didn't realize　　56　　00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,360　　来打扰你做早晨祷告　　I was interrupting your morning prayers.　　57　　00:02:25,430 --> 00:02:27,600　　你做完了我们就出发　　When you're done,we'll go.　　58　　00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:57,130　　谢谢你送我去上班　　Thank you for driving me to work.　　59　　00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,730　　今天是我的休息日　　谢尔顿　　You know this is my day off,sheldon.　　60　　00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,400　　太好了　　看来我没有耽误你什么事　　Oh,good. I'm not keeping you from anything.　　61　　00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,330　　你的"检查引擎"灯亮着　　Your "check engine" light is on.　　62　　00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,530　　一般来说　　这算是提醒你　　Typically that's an indicator　　63　　00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,200　　去检查引擎　　To,you know,check your engine.　　64　　00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,160　　没什么事　　这灯亮了一个月了　　It's fine. it's been on for,like,a month.　　65　　00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:17,800　　这样说来的话　　那你就有更多的理由去　　Well,actually,that would be all the more reason to...　　66　　00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:20,300　　检查引擎了　　You know,check your engine.　　67　　00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,130　　谢尔顿　　我的车没事　　Sheldon,it's fine.　　68　　00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,200　　如果没事的话　　If it were fine,　　69　　00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,530　　那这灯就不会亮了　　The light wouldn't be on.　　70　　00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,600　　制造商装了这个灯　　That's why the manufacturer installed that light,　　71　　00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:28,630　　就是为了告诉你有问题　　To let you know it's not fine.　　72　　00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,530　　大概是这灯坏了　　Maybe the light's broken.　　73　　00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:35,530　　有没有检查"检查引擎灯"的灯　　Is there a "check the 'check engine light' light"?　　74　　00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,160　　干嘛　　What?　　75　　00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:41,100　　试验表明　　在开车的时候　　Studies have shown that performing tasks　　76　　00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,960　　某些行为　　诸如吃东西　　打电话　　Such as eating,talking on a cell phone　　77　　00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:44,600　　或者喝咖啡　　Or drinking coffee while driving　　78　　00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,100　　会降低人的反应速度　　Reduces one's reaction time　　79　　00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,200　　就跟喝了一盎司酒精一样　　By the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.　　80　　00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,060　　你带酒了吗　　Do you have any alcohol?　　81　　00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:50,900　　当然没有　　Of course not.　　82　　00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,300　　可惜了　　Too bad.　　83　　00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:56,900　　你要走欧几里德大道吗　　You're going up euclid avenue?　　84　　00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,530　　莱纳德是从洛斯罗布斯大道开的　　Leonard takes los robles avenu　　85　　00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,730　　随便他　　Well,good for leonard.　　86　　00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,560　　欧几里德大道是直线距离　　的确更近　　Euclid avenue is shorter as the crow flies,　　87　　00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:07,530　　但是这里有减速坡　　会极大地降低　　But it has speed bumps,which appreciably increase　　88　　00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,930　　点到点的行驶速度　　Point-to-point drive time,　　89　　00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,260　　所以走这条路实际上更慢　　Making It the less efficient choice.　　90　　00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,700　　但是方向盘是在你手里　　But you have the conn.　　91　　00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,730　　当然了　　如果你在过减速坡的时候　　Of course,if you're not going to slow down　　92　　00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,800　　不减速的话　　For the speed bumps,　　93　　00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,460　　那我就收回之前的意见　　I withdraw my previous objection.　　94　　00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:25,430　　我有一个有趣的问题　　Here's a fun question.　　95　　00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,960　　你知道最常见的街道名字是什么吗　　Do you know what the most common street name is?　　96　　00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:28,930　　不知道　　No.　　97　　00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,730　　是个脑筋急转弯　　The answer's tricky.　　98　　00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,060　　二街　　It's second street.　　99　　00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:35,130　　你可能认为该是"一街"　　You see,you'd think it would be first street,　　100　　00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,730　　但大多数地方　　But in most towns,first street eventually　　101　　00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,800　　一街都用一些别的名字代替　　Gets renamed to something else.　　102　　00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,260　　比如　　主路　　You know,like main street,　　103　　00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:41,930　　大街　　Broad street.　　104　　00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,930　　密歇根大道[为1893年哥伦比亚博览会修建]　　Michigan avenue.　　105　　00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,960　　莱纳德和我在路上经常找一些　　See,leonard and I　　often use our commute time　　106　　00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:48,560　　像这样的脑筋急转弯来锻炼大脑　　To exercise our minds　　with brain-teasers like that.　　107　　00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:50,400　　我们也玩游戏　　We also play games.　　108　　00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:53,830　　想玩么　　Would you like to play one?　　109　　00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,230　　不　　No.　　110　　00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:56,400　　来吧　　可好玩了　　Oh,come on. it's fun.　　111　　00:04:56,460 --> 00:05:00,730　　噢　　又一个减速坡　　Ooh! another bump.　　112　　00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,400　　这样吧　　我说一个元素名称　　Okay. I'll say an element,and,and you say an element　　113　　00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:05,860　　你也说一个　　Whose name starts with the last letter　　114　　00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,300　　以我说的元素的尾字母开头　　Of the one I said,okay?　　115　　00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:10,230　　从我开始　　I'll start.　　116　　00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:12,760　　氦[Helium]　　Helium.　　117　　00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,960　　你可以说汞[Mercury]　　Now,you could say "mercury."　　118　　00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:20,730　　你给我一个"y"　　That would give me a "y."　　119　　00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,460　　非常聪明　　这个可不容易　　Ooh. very clever.　　that's a tough one.　　120　　00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:26,760　　镱[ytterbium]　　让你又回到了"m"　　So I go with "ytterbium," which gets you back to "m."　　121　　00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:30,860　　你可以说钼[molybdenum]　　我说镁[magnesium]　　So you go "molybdenum," and I say "magnesium."　　122　　00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:34,160　　你可以说锰[manganese]　　我说铕[europium]　　You say "manganese." I say "europium,"　　123　　00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:36,230　　现在你只剩下钔了[mendelevium]　　And,then,you're left with "mendelevium,"　　124　　00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,230　　然后就没有以"m"开头的了　　And... there are　　no more m's　　125　　00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:39,430　　因为我相信"釒麥"[meitnerium]　　Because I believe that meitnerium　　126　　00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,060　　应该被叫做ekairidium[一种过渡元素]　　Should still be called ekairidium.　　127　　00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:43,760　　恭喜你　　你赢了　　So,congratulations. you win.　　128　　00:05:47,730 --> 00:05:49,960　　想再来一局么　　Do you wanna go again?　　129　　00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:53,000　　我们就不能安静一会儿么　　Why don't we just have a little quiet time now?　　130　　00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,700　　没问题　　All right.　　131　　00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:00,930　　对不起　　I'm sorry.　　132　　00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,630　　我觉得你对于引擎检查提示灯的　　I'm finding your reckless nonchalance　　133　　00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:05,430　　冷漠鲁莽非常糟糕　　Regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling.　　134　　00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,630　　下车　　Get out.　　135　　00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,500　　我不得不说　　Well,i ve to tell you　　136　　00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,700　　关于内燃机引擎工作的原理　　That while I do have a theoretical understanding　　137　　00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:17,500　　我是有一定了解的　　Of the workings of an internal combustion engine,　　138　　00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,360　　不过我不确定能不能看出毛病在哪　　I'm not sure I'm capable　　of performing diagnostics.　　139　　00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,360　　我说了　　下车　　I said,"get out."　　140　　00:06:22,430 --> 00:06:24,360　　好吧　　我就去试试好了　　Okay. I'll give it a shot.　　141　　00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,000　　莱纳德　　你在这儿呢　　Oh,leonard. there you are.　　142　　00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:42,530　　我准备好回家了　　I'm ready to go home.　　143　　00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:45,500　　我才刚到这　　T1　　I just got here.　　144　　00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,700　　真及时　　Good. perfect timing.　　145　　00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:48,800　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon,　　146　　00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:50,200　　我告诉过你啦　　我只有晚上　　Told you,i only have access　　147　　00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:51,600　　使用自由电子激光器的权限　　To the free-electron laser at night.　　148　　00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,500　　这几个星期我都不能开车送你　　I can't drive you for the next few weeks.　　149　　00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,530　　不对　　你是说过你不能开车送我上班　　No,you said you couldn't drive me to work.　　150　　00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,160　　但现在说的是下班　　this is from work.　　151　　00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:59,500　　霍华德帮我说句话啊　　Howard,help me out here.　　152　　00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:03,530　　不　　我要站在他那边　　这样有意思多了　　No,just for the fun of it,i'm gonna take his side.　　153　　00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,160　　那么　　Now,　　154　　00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:06,700　　你觉得我该怎么回家　　How do you propose I get home?　　155　　00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,930　　你是怎么来的呢　　How did you get here in the first place?　　156　　00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,230　　佩妮　　Penny.　　157　　00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:13,700　　但我觉得这个选项已经没可能了　　But I sense that's no longer an option.　　158　　00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,330　　反正我要用激光实验室　　Look,i need to get edto the laser lab.　　159　　00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,560　　你只能找别人　　You're just gonna have　　160　　00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,860　　送你回家了　　To find someone else to take you home.　　161　　00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,330　　该死　　我站错队了　　Ah,damn,i picked the wrong side.　　162　　00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:36,300　　老天　　不要走欧几里德大道吧　　Oh,god,not euclid avenue!　　163　　00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,130　　到底为什么霍华德把你　　Why did howard leave you　　164　　00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,560　　扔在半道上　　In the middle of the road anyway?　　165　　00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,460　　我们观点不统一　　We had a difference of opinion.　　166　　00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:50,800　　什么观点　　Over what?　　167　　00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:53,800　　关于他是不是要害死我　　Whether or not he was trying to kill me.　　168　　00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:56,130　　事实可鉴　　我坚持他就是　　For the record,i maintain he was.　　169　　00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,760　　你要去哪　　Where are you going?　　170　　00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:00,060　　带你回家啊　　I'm taking you home.　　171　　00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:01,330　　但我先不回家的　　Oh,but I'm not going home.　　172　　00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,430　　今天礼拜三　　It's wednesday.　　173　　00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,560　　礼拜三是漫画书购买日　　Wednesday's new comic book day.　　174　　00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,260　　我们必须先去动漫书店　　We have to go to the comic book store.　　175　　00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:07,200　　之后　　我们在种汤小吃店停下　　And then,we have to stop　　176　　00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:10,400　　因为今天还是奶油土豆汤日　　At soup plantation; it's creamy tomato soup day.　　177　　00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:11,500　　最后是雷都夏克电器行　　And radio shack.　　178　　00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,900　　今天有个3A电池的折扣　　There's a sale on triple-a batteries.　　179　　00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,530　　对了还有　　我们还得去下陶瓷大库房　　Plus,we have to go to pottery barn　　180　　00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:16,930　　我要把我的星战床单退了　　And return my star wars sheets.　　181　　00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,100　　我有个更好的主意　　I have a better idea.　　182　　00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:22,660　　你想先去陶瓷大库房啊　　You want to go to pottery barn first?　　183　　00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:36,560　　你能开车送我去陶瓷大库房吗　　Can you drive me to pottery barn?　　184　　00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,360　　如果我把夜明灯关了　　Maybe if I turn off the night-light,　　185　　00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,060　　这床单还能用　　I can keep the sheets.　　186　　00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:59,060　　早上好　　Good morning.　　187　　00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,930　　早上好　　Good morning.　　188　　00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,960　　谢尔顿　　坐下　　Sheldon,sit down.　　189　　00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:06,660　　她坐了我的位置　　She's in my spot.　　190　　00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,360　　别那么看着我　　Don't look at me like that.　　191　　00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:12,730　　谁都知道那是我的位置　　Everybody knows that my spot.　　192　　00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:21,630　　谢尔顿　　你知道我们都很关心你　　Sheldon,you know　　that we care about you.　　193　　00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,560　　就是因为我们关心你　　And it's because we care about you　　194　　00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,860　　才不得不说　　That we've decided we have to speak up.　　195　　00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,900　　亲爱的　　你让你身边的人都头疼了　　You're hurting the people around you,sweetie.　　196　　00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,260　　我们帮你做了个预约　　So we made you an appointment,　　197　　00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:36,730　　想让你接受　　And we want you to keep it.　　198　　00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:41,760　　机动车辆管理局新司机手册　　Department of motor vehicles new driver handbook?　　199　　00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,100　　但我没有什么需要查的　　But I don't have a problem.　　200　　00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,330　　谢尔顿　　你得学会开车　　Sheldon,you need to learn how to drive.　　201　　00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,830　　不能再这样疯下去了　　This madness has to stop.　　202　　00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:56,800　　佩妮带你去车管局　　Penny's taking you to the dmv.　　203　　00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:57,630　　我去睡觉　　I'm going to bed.　　204　　00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:58,800　　为什么是佩妮　　Why penny?　　205　　00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,660　　因为石头赢过剪子[石头剪子布游戏]　　Because rock breaks scissors.　　206　　00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,300　　晚安　　Good night.　　207　　00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,230　　好了　　走吧　　谢尔顿　　All right,come on,sheldon.　　208　　00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,430　　等下　　Hold on.　　209　　00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,800　　我有个条件　　I have one condition.　　210　　00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:07,860　　什么　　What?　　211　　00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:09,800　　得去趟陶瓷大库房　　We have to stop at pottery barn.　　212　　00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,400　　好的　　Okay.　　213　　00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:13,800　　还有雷都夏克电器行　　And radio shack.　　214　　00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:15,460　　行　　Fine.　　215　　00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:17,560　　还有动漫书店　　And the comic book store.　　216　　00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:19,200　　可以　　All right!　　217　　00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:21,530　　我想去动漫书店　　Ooh,i want to go to the comic book store.　　218　　00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,550　　我也喜欢漫画书　　I like comic books.　　219　　00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,530　　我只是不明白我为什么需要驾驶执照　　I just don't see why I need a driver's license.　　220　　00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,800　　阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦从没有过驾驶执照　　Albert einstein never had a driver's license.　　221　　00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:56,760　　是啊　　但阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦从不在每小时　　Yeah,but albert einstein didn't make me wet myself　　222　　00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,260　　40英里时让我惊出一身冷汗　　At 40 miles an hour.　　223　　00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:02,500　　我也从不会把阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦疯狂地赶下车　　Yeah,and I never wanted to kick albert einstein in the nuts.　　224　　00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:07,800　　我想问问　　你为什么不和别人一样　　You know,i gotta ask,why didn't you just　　225　　00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,130　　在16岁的时候考取驾照　　Get a license at 16 like everybody else?　　226　　00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,030　　我在忙别的事　　I was otherwise engaged.　　227　　00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,560　　做什么　　Doing what?　　228　　00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,200　　验证超对称理论中n=4的情况下　　Examining perturbative amplitudes　　229　　00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,100　　的扰动振幅　　In n=4 supersymmetric theories　　230　　00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,600　　再用现代扭量理论重新验证　　Leading to a re-examination of the ultraviolet properties　　231　　00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:25,260　　n=8时回路超引力场的紫外特性　　Of multi-loop n=8 supergravity using modern twistor theory.　　232　　00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,230　　那你17岁的时候呢　　Well,how 'bout when you were 17?　　233　　00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:34,760　　带这个去测试区　　Take this to the testing area,　　234　　00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,330　　在上面写上名字　　下面签字　　Put your name at the top,sign the bottom,　　235　　00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,760　　回答完问题交回来　　下一个　　Answer the questions,bring it back. next　　236　　00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,200　　申请　　Application?　　237　　00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:49,030　　我实际上更多是理论家　　I'm actually more of a theorist.　　238　　00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,530　　是说你手里的申请表　　The application in your hand.　　239　　00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,560　　给她　　Give it to her.　　240　　00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,830　　带这个去测试区　　Take this to the testing area,　　241　　00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,160　　在上面写上名字　　下面签字　　Put your name at the top,sign the bottom,　　242　　00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,230　　回答完问题交回来　　下一个　　Answer the questions,bring it back. next!　　243　　00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:07,060　　抱歉　　对这些问题我有些疑问　　Excuse me,but I have some concerns about these questions.　　244　　00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,200　　看看那的标志牌　　Look at that sign up there.　　245　　00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:10,830　　怎么了　　Yes?　　246　　00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:14,130　　上面写了"我在乎"吗　　Does it say "i give a damn"?　　247　　00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,360　　没　　No.　　248　　00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:18,330　　那是因为我不在乎　　That's because I don't.　　249　　00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,800　　就看一眼　　Just look.　　250　　00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:21,530　　第一个问题就说不通　　See,this first question makes no sense.　　251　　00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,560　　"当开车时与前车　　"how many car lengths　　252　　00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,460　　的车距应该保持几个车身"　　Should you leave in front of you when driving?"　　253　　00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,700　　没有可能能回答这个问题　　There's no possible way to answer that.　　254　　00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,430　　"车身长"不是个标准化的度量单位　　A "car length" is not a standardized unit of measure.　　255　　00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,100　　看看标志牌　　Look at the sign.　　256　　00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,530　　谢尔顿　　答案是"C"　　就写"C"　　Sheldon,it's "c." just put down "c."　　257　　00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,730　　我不需要你的帮忙　　佩妮　　I don't need yourelp,penny.　　258　　00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,060　　听那个小姑娘的　　宝贝　　Listen to that little girl,honey.　　259　　00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,630　　写上"C"　　下一个　　Put "c." next!　　260　　00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,930　　别　　等下　　等等　　No,wait! no,hang on.　　261　　00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,100　　看看下一个问题　　Look at this next question.　　262　　00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:46,460　　谢尔顿　　你为何要和车管局争执　　Sheldon,why are you arguing with the dmv?　　263　　00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:49,400　　否则他们怎么进步　　How else are they going to learn?　　264　　00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,430　　听着　　Look...　　265　　00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:55,460　　"什么时候路面最湿滑"　　"when are roadways most slippery?"　　266　　00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:56,800　　有三个答案　　Now,okay,there are three answers,　　267　　00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:57,930　　没一个是正确的　　None of which are correct.　　268　　00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000　　正确的答案是"当[路面]被覆盖上　　The correct answer is "when covered by　　269　　00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,560　　一层液体足以　　"a film of liquid sufficient to reduce　　270　　00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,000　　把轮胎和道路之间的静态摩擦系数　　"the coefficient of static friction　　271　　00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,100　　减少到理论上的零值　　"between the tire and the road to essentially zero,　　272　　00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,000　　又不产生新的摩擦源"　　But not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction."　　273　　00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:15,260　　这是你的学习证明　　走开　　Here's your learner's permit. go away.　　274　　00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,360　　但我还没说完　　But I'm not done.　　275　　00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,900　　我还有更多的　　I have many additial concerns　　276　　00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,300　　关于这些问题的质疑　　About these questions.　　277　　00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,400　　别逼我翻过这柜台　　Don't make me climb over this counter.　　278　　00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,400　　来吧　　我们走　　来吧　　Come on. let's go. come on.　　279　　00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,530　　下一个　　Next!　　280　　00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,300　　一流　　Aced it.　　281　　00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,800　　好了　　弄好了　　Okay,that's it.　　282　　00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,000　　开始启动吧　　Let's boot it up.　　283　　00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,400　　启动　　Booting.　　284　　00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:39,060　　这是最先进的模拟器　　This is a state-of-the-art simulator.　　285　　00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,200　　我从一个朋友为军队　　I adapted it from something　　286　　00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:41,800　　设计的东西上改装而来的　　A friend of mine designed for the army.　　287　　00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,930　　所以我才在费鲁杰的市区里　　Is that why I appear to be in downtown fallujah　　288　　00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,660　　跟在一辆装甲悍马的轮子后　　Behind the wheel of an up-armored humvee?　　289　　00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:49,660　　我还没有配置呢　　I haven't configured it yet.　　290　　00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:50,930　　看看　　Let's see...　　291　　00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,560　　布拉德利坦克　　Bradley tank...　　292　　00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,630　　运输卡车　　蝙蝠车　　Transport truck...　　batmobile...　　293　　00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,330　　不行　　Ooh! no.　　294　　00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,830　　就这个　　2006款红色福特金牛座　　Here we go. red 2006 ford taurus　　295　　00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,800　　驰骋在帕萨迪纳市的街道上　　On the streets of pasadena.　　296　　00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:04,830　　怎么了　　What?　　297　　00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,860　　据统计　　红色车让警察叫停的次数　　Statistically,red cars are stopped by police　　298　　00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,560　　比其它颜色的车多得多　　Far more often than any other color.　　299　　00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,530　　我可不想跟条子发生口角　　I don't want any hassles with the fuzz.　　300　　00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,400　　好吧　　你想要什么颜色　　Fine,what color do you want?　　301　　00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:18,500　　你知道天行者卢克那把淡蓝色的激光剑吗　　You know the pale blue of luke skywalker's lightsaber?　　302　　00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:23,060　　当然不是后来的那个数码修复版里那种　　Before it was digitally remastered?　　303　　00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,930　　就是黑色了　　Black,it is.　　304　　00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:29,160　　好的　　现在你首先要做的是　　Okay,now,what you want to do first　　305　　00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:30,430　　打开点火开关　　Is turn on the ignition　　306　　00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,830　　换到前进档　　And shift into drive.　　307　　00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,030　　我还没系安全带呢　　I haven't fastened my seat belt yet.　　308　　00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,200　　好吧　　系上你的安全带　　Okay,fasten your seat belt.　　309　　00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000　　可以了　　Click　　310　　00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,930　　这有安全气囊吗　　Now,are there air bags?　　311　　00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,530　　你不需要安全气囊　　You don't need air bags.　　312　　00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,130　　要是哪个模拟货车和我追尾了　　怎么办　　What if a simulated van　　rear-ends me?　　313　　00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:57,460　　那我就用枕头给你脸一下　　I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.　　314　　00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,630　　好的　　换到前进档　　Okay,now shift into drive.　　315　　00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,830　　慢慢开进车道　　Pull out slowly into traffic.　　316　　00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,460　　小心　　看着行人　　Watch out,watch,watch out for the pedestrians!　　317　　00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,960　　天呢　　Oh,god.　　318　　00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:16,560　　等等　　慢点　　Wait-- slow--　　319　　00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,030　　刹车　　刹车　　Hit the brakes! the brakes!　　320　　00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,760　　谢了　　Thank you.　　321　　00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,900　　对不起　　Sorry.　　322　　00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,560　　抱歉　　Excuse me.　　323　　00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:41,060　　我的错　　My bad.　　324　　00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,430　　新手上路　　Student driver.　　325　　00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,430　　你怎么　　How did you manage　　326　　00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,400　　开到幽谷拱廊商场[洛城顶级六大室内商场之一]的二层楼上了　　To get on the second floor of the glendale galleria?　　327　　00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,800　　我不知道　　I don't know.　　328　　00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,130　　我原来在帕萨迪纳市的高速公路　　出口处没出去　　I was on the pasadena freeway. I missed my exit,　　329　　00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,200　　冲出了天桥　　之后就这样了　　Flew off the overpass,and one thing led to another.　　330　　00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,200　　也许你该休息一下　　明天再练　　Maybe you want to give it a rest and try again tomorrow.　　331　　00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:05,130　　不用了　　我不练了　　No. I quit.　　332　　00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:15,730　　宠物商店　　Aw,the pet store.　　333　　00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:19,700　　帮我谢谢沃罗威茨的软件　　Remind me to compliment wolowitz on the software.　　334　　00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,600　　里面内容非常详尽　　It's amazingly detailed.　　335　　00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:25,360　　那你就这样放弃了吗　　Th　　so wait,you're just gonna give up?　　336　　00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,260　　不是　　我没放弃　　No,i'm not giving up.　　337　　00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,300　　我从不放弃　　I never give up.　　338　　00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,630　　那你在干嘛　　So,what is it you're doing?　　339　　00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,660　　我就是　　I'm...　　340　　00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,700　　情况非常的好　　Transcending the situation.　　341　　00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:43,160　　很明显　　我已经进化到不需要开车了　　I'm clearly too evolved for driving.　　342　　00:" type="audio/mpeg" />-->