00:00:03,050　　好了 最后一个部件　　All right,that's the last servo.　　2　　00:00:03,740 --> 00:00:09,020　　人家看到的 是全方位运动 销毁终结切割器　　Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator.　　3　　00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:12,340　　或者 Mont-E　　Or...MONTE.　　4　　00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:17,610　　装有铰接式锋利锯齿 聚碳酸脂磨刀和转动轮　　Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw,one polycarbonate grinding and flipping wheel,　　5　　00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:23,110　　从上到下为钢制金属板外壳 其马力足以将110磅的机械　　steel-armor plate exoskeleton top and bottom,and enough horsepower to drive a 110 pounds of mechanized death　　6　　00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:27,230　　彻底毁灭 只需短短4.8秒　　from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds.　　7　　00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,600　　如果说我爱我们的机器人杀手 是不是大罪过?　　Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?　　8　　00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:34,990　　跟对我爸爸一样 我既爱它又怕它　　As with my father,I both love and fear it.　　9　　00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,180　　好了 废话少说 我们来搞点破坏　　All right,enough chitchat. Let's destroy something.　　10　　00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,300　　1 2 3　　1,2,3　　11　　00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:43,340　　好了 让谁先来尝尝猛械的厉害　　Okay. What shall be first to taste the wrath of Monte?　　12　　00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:45,420　　也许我们该从小的东西开始　　13　　00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:51,200　　好吧 也许今天我们最终可以搞清楚 这个魔法球里有什么了　　14　　00:00:52,190 --> 00:00:53,480　　我四岁时就做过了　　Did it when I was four.　　15　　00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:56,920　　是个二十面体染色物在蓝水里漂浮　　It's an icosahedral dye floating in tinted blue water.　　16　　00:00:57,380 --> 00:01:01,130　　老兄 说之前给个"剧透"警告好吧　　Man,call "spoiler alert" before you say things like that.　　17　　00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,550　　烤面包机怎么样?　　How about the toaster oven?　　18　　00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:05,490　　烤面包机咋得罪你了?　　What did the toaster oven ever do to you?　　19　　00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,970　　三年级时 我又咋得罪吉姆·马林斯了?　　What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade?　　20　　00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,900　　他照样用我的拳头朝我的脸打了一拳　　He still punched me in the face with my own fists.　　21　　00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:15,720　　抱歉 可爱的小呆子 你在错误的时间出现错误的房间　　Sorry,you little nerd,you were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.　　22　　00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:18,980　　同志们 护眼镜　　Gentlemen,goggles.　　23　　00:01:18,990 --> 00:01:21,150　　这可是个历史性的时刻　　This is an auspicious moment.　　24　　00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:24,130　　就像罗伯特·奥本海默和尼尔·阿姆斯壮　　Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong,　　25　　00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:24,130　　制造第一枚核武器和第一次登月　　26　　00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:28,700　　我们得编句合适的台词 来纪念这个有历史意义的科学事件　　we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.　　27　　00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:32,700　　"死吧 烤面包机 去死吧!"怎么样?　　How about "Die,toaster,die"?　　28　　00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,740　　我看行　　That'll do it.　　29　　00:01:57,790 --> 00:02:00,080　　好啦 接下来砍什么?　　All right,what's next?　　30　　00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,770　　不了 我今晚要呆在家里洗衣服　　No,I think I'm just going to stay in tonight and do laundry.　　31　　00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,030　　噢 耶 这门被猛械毁了　　Oh,yeah,this door got the full Monte.　　32　　00:02:37,410 --> 00:02:38,790　　莱纳德?　　Leonard?　　33　　00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,750　　怎么回事?　　What the hell?　　34　　00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:42,980　　机器人杀手 我们造的　　Killer robot. We built it.　　35　　00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:45,250　　是吗 它差点杀了我　　Yeah,well,it almost killed me.　　36　　00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:48,340　　它要是想杀你 你早死了　　If it wanted to kill you,you'd be dead.　　37　　00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,930　　那么 它到底想杀谁?　　So,who exactly does it want to kill?　　38　　00:02:54,950 --> 00:03:01,450　　抱歉 难道你不知道即将举行的 南加州机器人格斗循环邀请赛?　　I'm sorry,are you unaware of the upcoming Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational?　　39　　00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:07,450　　知道吗 从我去年搬来以后 不是所有的邮件都被转寄掉　　You know,since I moved last year,not all my mail has been forwarded.　　40　　00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,600　　这可是件大事　　It's a big deal.　　41　　00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:14,370　　会有颁奖宴会还有舞会　　There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward.　　42　　00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:17,740　　也许你会想跟我一起去　　Perhaps you'd like to come with me.　　43　　00:03:18,690 --> 00:03:22,140　　我相信其他人看见女生 肯定会很兴奋　　I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.　　44　　00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,620　　如果就我一个女生去 怎么能叫舞会呢?　　How is it supposed to be a dance if I'm the only girl?　　45　　00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,520　　好吧 也许这么说有点夸张　　Well,that may be a slight exaggeration.　　46　　00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:31,130　　你是唯一可以上的女孩　　You'd be the only doable girl.　　47　　00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:36,220　　你是头猪 霍华德　　You're a pig,Howard.　　48　　00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:39,190　　"可以上"是在赞美你 没别的意思　　How is "doable" anything but a compliment?　　49　　00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:40,800　　霍华德 我们还是搞机器人吧　　Howard,why don't we just work on the robot?　　50　　00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,960　　拜托 莱纳德 现在不是时候　　Please,Leonard,not now.　　51　　00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:45,960　　又一次 佩妮和我开始了 我们的双人探戈　　Once again,Penny and I have begun our little tango.　　52　　00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,150　　我们的探戈?　　Our tango?　　53　　00:03:48,170 --> 00:03:51,270　　肉体的博弈 性欲的推拉　　The carnal repartee,the erotic to and fro.　　54　　00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,620　　尽管开胃菜很美味　　But as delicious as the appetizer might be,　　55　　00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:59,980　　我们还是该屈从 吃下主菜 趁它还是...　　at some point we will have to succumb and eat the entre while it's still...　　56　　00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:08,560　　热的　　hot.　　57　　00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,980　　求你了 不要再说了　　I'm begging you,stop talking.　　58　　00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:16,840　　听着 通常呢 我无视你就好了　　Look,normally I can just ignore you.　　59　　00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,550　　我知道 你有点古怪　　I mean,I get it-- you're a little peculiar.　　60　　00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,670　　就像谢尔顿　　You know,like Sheldon.　　61　　00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,750　　抱歉 佩妮 但是在这间屋里 你才是古怪的那个　　Excuse me,Penny,but in this room,you're the one who's peculiar.　　62　　00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:28,030　　嗯 也许你说的对　　Yeah,you might be right.　　63　　00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:28,870　　但是回到你身上　　But back to you.　　64　　00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,650　　我知道你认为自己是个 能言善辩的少女杀手　　I know you think you're some sort of smooth-talking ladies' man,　　65　　00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:35,100　　但事实是 你很可悲又恶心　　but the truth is,you are just pathetic and creepy.　　66　　00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,460　　那么 啥意思呢?　　So what are you saying?　　67　　00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:44,160　　我的意思是说我是"可以上的" 根本就不是啥赞美　　I am saying it is not a compliment to call me "doable."　　68　　00:04:44,190 --> 00:04:46,490　　盯着我的屁股看并说 "喔~ 这肯定是果冻"　　It's not sexy to stare at my ass and say,Ooh,　　69　　00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:49,620　　"因为果酱不会这样晃动" 一点也不性感　　it must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.　　70　　00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:54,240　　还有最重要的 我们没有在跳探戈 我们没有你推我拉　　And most important,we are not dancing a tango,we're not to'ing and fro'ing.　　71　　00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:57,320　　我们之间不会有什么 永远不会　　Nothing is ever going to happen between us. Ever.　　72　　00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:02,380　　等一下 这不是在调情 你在说真的?　　Wait a minute. This isn't flirting. You're serious.　　73　　00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:04,710　　调情? 你认为我在跟你调情?　　Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you?　　74　　00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,070　　我根本没有在和你调情　　I am not flirting with you.　　75　　00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,980　　没有女人会和你调情　　No woman is ever gonna flirt with you.　　76　　00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,280　　你只会慢慢变老 孤独而终　　You're just gonna grow old and die alone.　　77　　00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:17,410　　谢谢你的提醒　　Thanks for the heads up.　　78　　00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:19,520　　霍华德 你去哪里?　　Howard,where you going?　　79　　00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,750　　我回家继续过我的 恶心的可悲的人生　　I'm going home to live my creepy,pathetic life.　　80　　00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:29,910　　总得有人说吧　　Well,someone had to say it.　　81　　00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:35,890　　什么?　　What?　　82　　00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:40,090　　他说也许我们该拿你参加机器人杀手大赛　　He said maybe we should enter you in the killer robot competition.　　83　　00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:59,570　　霍华德 电话在响!　　Howard,the phone is ringing!　　84　　00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:03,940　　我有个疯狂的主意 老妈 接电话如何!　　Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!　　85　　00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,890　　你好?　　Hello?　　86　　00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:08,500　　好的 稍等　　All right,hold on.　　87　　00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,410　　是你朋友 莱纳德!　　It's your friend,Leonard!　　88　　00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:14,220　　他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!　　He wants to know why you're not at school today!　　89　　00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:20,030　　我不是去上学 老妈 我在大学就职　　I don't go to school,Ma. I work at a university.　　90　　00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,280　　那就是学校! 快接电话!　　That's a school! Now pick up the phone!　　91　　00:06:23,290 --> 00:06:25,210　　我谁都不想理　　I don't want to talk to anybody.　　92　　00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:29,000　　要我叫莱纳德把你的家庭作业带来吗?　　Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !　　93　　00:06:29,730 --> 00:06:31,500　　我没什么家庭作业的　　I don't have homework.　　94　　00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:35,320　　我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们　　I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering!　　95　　00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:38,820　　抱歉 了不起先生　　Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.　　96　　00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:40,870　　想吃冰棒吗?　　Want me to get you a Popsicle?　　97　　00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:44,140　　樱桃味的 好吧!　　Cherry,please!　　98　　00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:48,430　　樱桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了　　I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.　　99　　00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,370　　你让我真想自杀呀　　You make me want to kill myself.　　100　　00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:53,170　　怎么了?　　What's going on?　　101　　00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,710　　不知道 他们正为冰棒问题吵呢　　I don't know,now they're just yelling about Popsicles.　　102　　00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:00,270　　好像佩妮真地伤到他了　　Sounds like Penny really got to him.　　103　　00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:01,170　　我觉得不意外呀　　I'm not surprised.　　104　　00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,220　　尽管霍华德用坚强的外壳来保护自己 其实他是个非常敏感的人　　Despite his hard and crusty shell,Howard is a very sensitive man.　　105　　00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,860　　知道他还写诗吗?　　Do you know he writes poetry?　　106　　00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,510　　大多是关于来自楠塔基特岛的人 和叫戴维的隐居士　　Mostly about men from Nantucket and hermits named Dave,　　107　　00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:14,090　　但他是用心去写的　　but he does it with real sensitivity.　　108　　00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,600　　嘿 霍夫施塔特　　Hey,Hofstadter.　　109　　00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:18,720　　等离止誓验室 谣传你们在造机器银　　Word around the pwasma wab is you built a wobot?　　110　　00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,440　　对 我们造了 克里帕奇　　Yes,we did,Kripke.　　111　　00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:22,440　　他名叫猛械　　His name is Monte.　　112　　00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:25,450　　如果你着梦操控他来 南加州机器银格斗循环邀请晒　　Well,if you have any dewusions about entering him against my wobot,　　113　　00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:29,820　　对抗我克里帕奇 克里骇人的机器银　　the Kwipke Kwippler in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Wound Wobin Invitational,　　114　　00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,300　　又简称S.c.r.f.l.r.r.i　　aka the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.,　　115　　00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,360　　他就该改名叫金属废物银了　　his name is gonna be Swrap Metal.　　116　　00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:37,770　　得了吧 真的非要这样吗?　　Come on,is that really necessary?　　117　　00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,510　　莱纳德 看来需要的　　Leonard,I believe it is.　　118　　00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:44,620　　这是上场前嘴上较劲 是所有竞技的传统部分　　This is trash talk,and trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events.　　119　　00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:51,130　　克里帕奇 你的机器人很差劲 会败在我们的脚下　　Kripke,your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours　　120　　00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:55,530　　因为我们在设计与做工上都超越你　　because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution.　　121　　00:07:56,390 --> 00:08:00,570　　还有 我听说你老妈是肥婆　　Also,I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.　　122　　00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:05,080　　哇 够狠呀　　Oh,snap.　　123　　00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:08,190　　当然 如果是腺分泌的关系 而没有懒散和贪食　　Now,of course,if that is the result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony,　　124　　00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,790　　我收回我的批判　　I withdraw that comment.　　125　　00:08:11,010 --> 00:08:13,060　　哪有什么区别?胖还是胖呀　　What difference does it make? Fat is fat.　　126　　00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:15,050　　有分界线的　　There are boundaries.　　127　　00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:19,230　　听好了 忘了S.c.r.f.l.r.r.i.　　Tell you what,forget the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.　　128　　00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,810　　偶棉来个机器银一对一吧　　Wet's settle this woboto a woboto.　　129　　00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,320　　什么意思?　　What do you mean?　　130　　00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:27,120　　循环晒上我们不一定碰得上　　There's no guarantee we're gonna go against each other in the Wound Wobin,　　131　　00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,200　　咱现在就对决吧　　so let's throw down.　　132　　00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:32,440　　要是怕怕就算鸟　　You know,unless you're afwaid.　　133　　00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:35,780　　我们接受你的挑战 定个时间和地点吧　　We accept your challenge. Name a time and place.　　134　　00:08:35,790 --> 00:08:37,440　　明天 3:00 动力学实验室　　Tomorrow,3:00,the kinetics wab.　　135　　00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:38,450　　就这么说定了　　Make it so.　　136　　00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:41,470　　不 别定下来 贝瑞 我们明天不能和你战斗　　No,don't make it so. Barry,we can't fight you tomorrow.　　137　　00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,720　　我们的工程师崩溃了　　Our engineer is incapacitated.　　138　　00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:44,750　　他怎么了?　　What's wrong with him?　　139　　00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,560　　他可悲又古怪 找不到女人 所以他抑郁了　　He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.　　140　　00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:54,410　　我们都可悲又古怪 找不到女人　　We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls.　　141　　00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:57,750　　所以我们才玩机器银格斗　　That's why we fight wobots.　　142　　00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,200　　如果不出现 就等着当笑柄吧　　If you're not there,you'll be exposed to widicule.　　143　　00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:07,510　　我很好奇 他这说的是啥方言啊?　　I'm curious,what part of America is that accent from?　　144　　00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:14,490　　嘿 有时间吗?　　Hey,you got a minute?　　145　　00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,910　　有 进来吧 啥事呢?　　Yeah,come on in. What's up?　　146　　00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:20,150　　- 我需要你去给霍华德道... - 滚出去　　- I need you to apologize to How... - Get out.　　147　　00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:24,710　　行行好吧 沃尔伍兹不肯出来 我们的机器人大战需要他呀　　Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle.　　148　　00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,150　　那让机器人找他去　　Well,then have the robot go and get him.　　149　　00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,830　　机器人又没伤他自尊　　The robot didn't hurt his feelings.　　150　　00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,840　　他就是欠骂　　His feelings needed to be hurt.　　151　　00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,600　　他躺在床上两天了　　He's been in bed for two days.　　152　　00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,410　　那也好 可能是和充气娃娃玩呢　　Yeah,probably with a blow-up doll.　　153　　00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,090　　他没有和...　　He's not with a...　　154　　00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,020　　他和谁在一起玩真的重要吗?　　Does it really matter who or what he's with?　　155　　00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,680　　那家伙崩溃了　　The guy is devastated.　　156　　00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:46,270　　请问 我怎么可能把霍华德弄崩溃?　　Oh,please,how could I possibly devastate Howard?　　157　　00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,710　　好吧 我不是批评你　　Okay,don't take this as a criticism,　　158　　00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,840　　但你有时会发生暴露在致命的 伽马射线之下那种状况　　but you kind of have that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on.　　159　　00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,410　　那啥意思?　　What does that mean?　　160　　00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:57,410　　比如 大多数时候 你是和气的你　　You know,like,most of the time,you're the easygoing Bruce Banner,　　161　　00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,290　　但当你生气时 就好像变成了...　　but then,when you get angry,you kind of turn into,like,you know...　　162　　00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,750　　成熊了?　　I turn into a bear?　　163　　00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:09,120　　不是吧? 伽马射线? 你?　　Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner?　　164　　00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,750　　这都联想不到绿巨人?　　You didn't get The Incredible Hulk from that?　　165　　00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,990　　没关系 只是请你去和他谈谈　　Never mind. Just,please go talk to him.　　166　　00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,080　　说啥呀? 说我并不是那个意思 可我就是那个意思呀　　And say what? That I didn't mean it,because I meant it.　　167　　00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:21,600　　也许你可以从另外一个角度来谈 比如 嗯　　Well,maybe you can go at it from a different angle,like,um,　　168　　00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:26,050　　你在他身上看到善良的闪光点 你那天那么说只是　　you see a glimmer of goodness in him and you only said what you said　　169　　00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,970　　因为你想鼓舞它 让它放大闪光　　because you want to nurture it and make it shine.　　170　　00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:36,380　　好吧 试试这个方法呢　　Okay,let's try it this way.　　171　　00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:37,810　　还记得我们邂逅那天　　Remember the day that we first met　　172　　00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:41,520　　你让我去你男朋友家里 替你把电视要回来　　and you asked me to go to your boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back　　173　　00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:46,170　　他有九英尺高 把我裤子都扒了 然后你说...　　and he was nine feet tall and he took my pants off and you said...　　174　　00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,910　　什么来着? 你说什么来着?　　What was that? What did you say?　　175　　00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,380　　噢 对了 你说你欠我个人情　　Oh,yes. You said you owed me one.　　176　　00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,000　　嗷 得了吧 这不公平　　Okay,come on,that's not fair.　　177　　00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,980　　我没穿裤子就回家了　　I came home with no pants.　　178　　00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:01,480　　得 我明天去一趟　　Fine,I'll go over there tomorrow.　　179　　00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,840　　多谢　　Thank you.　　180　　00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:07,570　　我该提醒你 要当心他妈妈　　I should probably give you a heads up about his mother.　　181　　00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:09,240　　她怎么了?　　What about her?　　182　　00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:12,070　　她是个讨喜的人 你会爱上她的　　She's a delightful woman. You'll love her.　　183　　00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:22,620　　霍华德 有个叫帕西的金发女郎来找你!　　Howard,there's a blonde girl,Patsy,here to see you!　　184　　00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:24,590　　谁?　　Who?　　185　　00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:27,680　　噢 这回她又说自己叫佩妮　　Okay,now she's saying it's Penny.　　186　　00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,250　　我不想同她说话　　I don't want to talk to her.　　187　　00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,480　　妈!　　Ma!　　188　　00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,340　　她径自跑了过去　　She ran past me.　　189　　00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,090　　我应该把她扑倒?　　Was I supposed to tackle her?　　190　　00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:42,200　　呃 我只是过来看看你怎么样了　　So,I just came by to see how you were doing.　　191　　00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,810　　我没事　　I'm fine.　　192　　00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:47,910　　很好 你妈妈看上去不错　　Good. Your mom seems nice.　　193　　00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:52,040　　她坐公车的时候 别人都离她远远的　　People move away from her on the bus.　　194　　00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:56,030　　有何贵干?　　What do you want?　　195　　00:11:56,060 --> 00:12:01,680　　好 听着 霍华德 我是来道歉的　　Okay,look. Howard,I just want to apologize.　　196　　00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:08,270　　为我说的一些话道歉　　For some things that I have said.　　197　　00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:12,230　　关于你的话　　About you.　　198　　00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:17,140　　有人告诉我说你也是有感情的　　I've been informed that you have feelings.　　199　　00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:22,190　　而显而易见的是 我伤害了它们　　And apparently,I have hurt them.　　200　　00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,930　　所以 我很抱歉　　So,I'm sorry.　　201　　00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,270　　霍华德　　Howard.　　202　　00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,200　　好 你很抱歉 再见了　　Fine. You're sorry. Good-bye.　　203　　00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,960　　那么... 你还好吧?　　So... you're okay?　　204　　00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,740　　嘿 我是个大男孩　　Hey,I'm a big boy.　　205　　00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:42,370　　我不会因为某个女人的 随意评论而受创伤的　　I'm not traumatized by some random comment from some random woman.　　206　　00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:45,810　　我是说 你别臭美了　　I mean,get over yourself.　　207　　00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:51,640　　好 那么 再见了　　Okay. Well,bye.　　208　　00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,150　　就差一点儿　　So close.　　209　　00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:10,640　　噢 我的天呐 那是克里帕奇的机器人?　　Oh,my God. That's Kripke's robot?　　210　　00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:15,520　　如你所见 克里骇人正把这辆 雪佛兰跑车史得粉碎　　As you can see,the Kwippler is weducing the Chevy Cavawier to wubble.　　211　　00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,210　　我不能再看下去了　　I can't watch anymore.　　212　　00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,780　　谢尔顿 我们得叫停它　　Sheldon,we have to call it off.　　213　　00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,260　　没有这个选项　　We don't have that option.　　214　　00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,530　　我们接受了挑战　　We've accepted the challenge.　　215　　00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:23,980　　我们不能临阵退缩　　We can't run away from a fight.　　216　　00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,010　　噢 得了吧 我们不是一直 都在临阵退缩么　　Oh,please,we've spent our whole lives running away from fights.　　217　　00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:32,340　　个人而言 我都能从比我小一半的 篱笆墙当中找个洞钻过去　　Personally,I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size.　　218　　00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:35,870　　你说的可能没错 但猛械可不是我们　　Impressive as that may be,Monte is not us.　　219　　00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,020　　猛械无所畏惧　　Monte has no fear.　　220　　00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,380　　谢尔顿 难道我们看的不是同一个录像?　　Sheldon,did we all not just watch the same video?　　221　　00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:44,480　　克里帕奇的机器人刚刚虐完一辆中型汽车　　Kripke's robot just had angry sex with a mid-sized automobile.　　222　　00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,760　　但你忽视了一个事实 我们已经对敌人了如指掌　　You are overlooking the fact that we now know what we're up against　　223　　00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:50,320　　所以我们可以改装猛械 让他做好迎战的准备　　and we can modify Monte so that he's prepared.　　224　　00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,680　　你想让他做好准备?　　You want to prepare him?　　225　　00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:55,330　　给他装个膀胱再穿条短裤 他就可以吓得尿裤子了　　Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself.　　226　　00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:59,530　　抱歉 不过没有沃尔伍兹 我们怎么进行改装?　　Excuse me,but how are we going to make any modifications without Wolowitz?　　227　　00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,170　　- 佩妮那有信了没? - 还没　　- Have you heard from Penny yet? - Not yet.　　228　　00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,820　　打起自信来 先生们 我们不需要沃尔伍兹帮忙　　Have faith,gentlemen. We don't need Wolowitz.　　229　　00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:07,730　　工程学只是物理学 发育迟缓的小弟罢了　　Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics.　　230　　00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,500　　瞧好了 学着点　　Watch and learn.　　231　　00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:17,510　　你们俩有谁知道怎么开工具箱么?　　Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?　　232　　00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:25,070　　之后 在我十四岁的时候 我遇见了马尔西·格罗斯曼　　And then,when I was 14,I met Marcy Grossman.　　233　　00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,990　　她是拉摸美丽　　She was so beautiful.　　234　　00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:33,700　　她刚摘掉牙套 但还是有点龅牙　　She just got her braces off but they left a little of the overbite.　　235　　00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,580　　真是火辣　　It was so hot.　　236　　00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,300　　就像只性感的小花栗鼠　　Like a sexy little chipmunk.　　237　　00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,520　　我没有勇气约她出来　　I didn't have the courage to ask her out,　　238　　00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:54,080　　但我在初三的才艺表演上 给她献了一首歌　　but I dedicated a song to her at the ninth grade talent show.　　239　　00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,610　　喔 真贴心　　Aw,that sounds sweet.　　240　　00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,130　　马尔西·格罗斯曼就是阴天的 *　　* Marcy Grossman is sunshine　　241　　00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,840　　一缕阳光 *　　* On a cloudy day　　242　　00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,620　　在天寒地冻时 *　　* When it's cold outside　　243　　00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,500　　马尔西·格罗斯曼就是那热情的五月 *　　* Marcy Grossman is the month of May　　244　　00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,620　　噢 真是可爱　　Oh,it's cute.　　245　　00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:15,120　　我猜你会说 *　　* I guess you'd say　　246　　00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:19,650　　什么才能让我有这种感觉 *　　* What can make me feel this way　　247　　00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:23,220　　马尔西·格罗斯曼,马尔西·格罗斯曼,马尔西·格罗斯曼 *　　* Marcy Grossman,Marcy Grossman,Marcy Grossman　　248　　00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:26,720　　- * 谈论着马尔西 * - 真棒　　* Talkin' 'bout Marcy * That's great.　　249　　00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,610　　格罗斯曼 *　　* Grossman.　　250　　00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:31,010　　噢 真有意思　　Oh,it's fun.　　251　　00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:35,530　　然后她撅着那张性感的花栗鼠小嘴　　And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth　　252　　00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,000　　朝我头发上淬了口唾沫　　and spit in my hair.　　253　　00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,560　　之后就是高一的事了　　Which brings us to tenth grade.　　254　　00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:50,180　　霍华德 你觉不觉得有时 自己太心急太过火了?　　Howard,do you think maybe sometimes you try too hard?　　255　　00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:54,310　　看看我嘛　　Look at me.　　256　　00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:58,280　　太心急太过火 我怎么可能会有机会?　　What chance do I have if I don't try too hard?　　257　　00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,640　　这... 你的机会大大的有　　Well... you'd have a terrific chance.　　258　　00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:04,410　　你聪明风趣 又有份好工作　　I mean,you're smart,you're funny. You have a cool job.　　259　　00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:07,290　　你做那个飞到外太空的东西　　You build stuff that goes into outer space.　　260　　00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,200　　也是啊　　I guess.　　261　　00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,490　　跟你说哦 我认识你也有一年半了　　Look,I'm telling you,I've known you for,like,a year and a half　　262　　00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,670　　这次我才觉得我是在跟你真人讲话　　and this is the first time I feel like I'm talking to a real person.　　263　　00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:19,230　　而且你知道不 我喜欢他 他人不错　　And you know what? I like him. He's a nice guy.　　264　　00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,860　　你真的这么想的?　　You really think so?　　265　　00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,940　　是啊　　Yes.　　266　　00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,250　　这我还真的不知道　　I don't know.　　267　　00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,460　　我知道　　I do.　　268　　00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,010　　你这小机器人不错嘛　　Nice little bot you've got here.　　269　　00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,980　　这我知道　　I'm aware.　　270　　00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,630　　- 这是干嘛用的? 转齿? - 对 3400转每分钟　　- What's this do,spin? - Yep. At 3400 RPM.　　271　　00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,640　　它切钢就像切橡皮一样　　It can cut through steel like it was wubber.　　272　　00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,710　　赞　　Neat.　　273　　00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,840　　做得不错　　Good work.　　274　　00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,960　　谢尔顿 我们要赶快取消　　Sheldon,we've got to call this off.　　275　　00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,280　　不要 莱纳德　　No,Leonard.　　276　　00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:10,110　　多少年了 像克里帕奇一样的无良恶霸 让我的生活悲惨不堪　　For years,merciless thugs like Kripke have made my life a series of painful noogies　　277　　00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:14,800　　既被痛打又受尽凌辱 还有印第安刑　　and humiliating wedgies and the insensitively named Indian burns.　　278　　00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:14,800　　抓住手臂来回扭以产生剧痛　　279　　00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,210　　这些就此打住!　　That stops now.　　280　　00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,560　　可是谢尔顿 我们没可能的　　But,Sheldon,we don't have a chance.　　281　　00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:23,400　　你现在能给这机器人改进的 就是给它遥控器换块新电池　　The only improvement you were able to make on the robot was to put fresh batteries in the remote.　　282　　00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,890　　你没发觉的是克里帕奇有一个致命伤　　What you fail to realize is Kripke suffers from a fatal flaw:　　283　　00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:31,370　　他对机器人大体积超能量的过度自信　　overconfidence from his robot's massive size and its overwhelming power.　　284　　00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:34,430　　那不是过度自信 那叫观察　　That's not overconfidence. That's observation.　　285　　00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:39,810　　信我 克里帕奇很快就会倒在 我的心理战上的 观察吧　　Trust me,Kripke will fall easy prey to my psychological warfare. Observe.　　286　　00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,500　　克里帕奇　　Kripke.　　287　　00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:47,820　　我想问下你的机器人准备好见它制作人没 不过既然你是他的制作人了　　I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet its maker,but as you are its maker,　　288　　00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:50,700　　很明显你们是见过面了　　clearly the two of you have met.　　289　　00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,900　　他脑子怎么鸟?　　What is his pwoblem?　　290　　00:17:57,890 --> 00:18:01,370　　学绝地武士心理战还差得远 伙计　　Way to bust out the Jedi mind tricks,dude.　　291　　00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,100　　我只是想确认下我们说好了　　I just want to make sure that we're all clear.　　292　　00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,070　　按照标准机器人格斗" type="audio/mpeg" />-->