00:00:02,200　　好险　　That was close,　　2　　00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:07,080　　我太喜欢清晨彩弹的味道了　　God,I love the smell of paintballs in the morning.　　3　　00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:10,600　　还是很搞笑　　拉杰　　Yeah,still finny,Raj.　　4　　00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,740　　没办法去山脊了　　There's no way we can get to the ridge.　　5　　00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,990　　化学部的人完全把我们堵死了　　The chemistry department has us completely cut off.　　6　　00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:18,500　　河床呢　　But what about the creek bed?　　7　　00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,600　　被药理学部门拿下了　　The pharmacology department controls that,　　8　　00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,330　　他们全都吃了兴奋剂　　And they're all hopped up on experimental steroids.　　9　　00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,460　　完了　　我们死定了　　That's it then. we're doomed.　　10　　00:00:25,530 --> 00:00:26,790　　现在该承认我们会沦落至此　　I think the time has come to acknowledge that　　11　　00:00:26,790 --> 00:00:29,270　　就是因为某人没参加　　we are paying the price for some of us failing to attend my　　12　　00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:31,600　　我的物理学部门战略会议　　Physics department paintball strategy meeting.　　13　　00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:34,830　　我说了　　我妈妈得了微血管扩张　　I told you my mom has spider veins.　　14　　00:00:34,900 --> 00:00:37,830　　我要带她去激光治疗　　I had to take her to the laser clinic.　　15　　00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:42,030　　我也跟你说了　　我要看医嘱　　And I told you I wanted to see a doctor's note.　　16　　00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:43,800　　我们要定个策略　　We need a plan.　　17　　00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:46,560　　-"上帝之锤"怎么样　　-我忘了　　How about operation hammer of the gods? I forget.　　18　　00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:47,730　　哪个是"上帝之锤"　　Which one is hammer of the gods?　　19　　00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,680　　我们藏到停车场的垃圾桶后面　　We hide behind the dumpsters in the parking　　20　　00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,660　　伏击去尿尿的人　　Lot and ambush people when they come to pee.　　21　　00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:53,400　　不行　　No go.　　22　　00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:55,760　　垃圾桶那边完全是天文学部门的领地　　The dumpsters are deep in astronomy department territory.　　23　　00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:56,960　　应该不成问题　　That shouldn't be a problem.　　24　　00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:58,460　　金星白天都显现　　Venus is up during the day.　　25　　00:00:58,530 --> 00:01:00,560　　他们估计都在望天呢　　They're probably just all staring at the sky.　　26　　00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:03,330　　行了　　我们现在要战术性撤退　　All right, what we need now is a tactical retreat.　　27　　00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,200　　你们看了那集《星际之门》吗　　Did you see the episode of stargate　　28　　00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:06,810　　他们在一个　　where they found themselves on a planet　　29　　00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:09,820　　类似雅典和斯巴达文明的星球上　　with a culture based loosely on earth's athens and sparta?　　30　　00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,700　　算了　　Not important.　　31　　00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,630　　莱纳德　　拉杰和我一起冲出大门逃跑　　Leonard, raj and I are going to burst out the door and run away.　　32　　00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,860　　霍华德掩护　　Howard will cover us.　　33　　00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:19,460　　为什么不是我逃跑你掩护　　Why don't I run away and you cover me?　　34　　00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:22,100　　因为你用胜利来换取带你母亲看病　　Because you chose your mother's veins over victory.　　35　　00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:23,400　　数到三　　On three.　　36　　00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:24,730　　一　　二　　三　　闪　　One, two, three, go!　　37　　00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:28,530　　我必须带她去　　I had to take her!　　38　　00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:31,800　　都快到穿泳衣的天气了　　It's almost bathing suit weather!　　39　　00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,060　　我投降　　别开枪　　I surrender! don't shoot!　　40　　00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:41,060　　他们从那边走了　　They went that way!　　41　　00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:43,230　　霍华德　　我是你的队友　　Howard, I'm on your team.　　42　　00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:45,030　　莱斯利　　谢天谢地　　Oh, leslie, thank god.　　43　　00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:48,760　　你们小队的其他人呢　　Where's the rest of your squad?　　44　　00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:51,630　　他们把我留下来等死　　Ah, they left me here to die.　　45　　00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,160　　你的呢　　What about yours?　　46　　00:01:53,230 --> 00:01:54,500　　都死了　　Dead, all of them.　　47　　00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,560　　真遗憾　　Sorry.　　48　　00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:56,560　　没必要　　Don't be.　　49　　00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:59,860　　都是友军误伤　　It was friendly fire.　　50　　00:01:59,930 --> 00:02:02,760　　他们就是不听话　　They just wouldn't listen.　　51　　00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:06,930　　我们被包围了　　Well, we're surrounded,　　52　　00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:08,500　　只能等着被俘虏　　So I guess there's nothing for us to do　　53　　00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:12,100　　或者被干掉了　　but wait to be captured or killed.　　54　　00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,860　　最难受的是等待　　Hmm, that's the worst part, the waiting.　　55　　00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:18,450　　知道有颗带有你的名字的子弹　　All the while knowing that there's a　　56　　00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:21,600　　始终会在那里等着你　　Paint pellet out there with your name on it.　　57　　00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:25,800　　大大的死亡湿球　　Yeah, the big wet ball of death.　　58　　00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:33,830　　更能让你感觉自己还活着　　对吧　　Kind of makes you feel more alive, doesn't it?　　59　　00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,330　　确实　　It kind of does.　　60　　00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,430　　还是别浪费时间吧　　I say we make every moment count.　　61　　00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:43,530　　可以　　I agree.　　62　　00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,660　　有什么可做的呢　　How exactly do we do that?　　63　　00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,300　　霍华德　　你怎么不掩护我们　　Howard, why aren't you covering us?!　　64　　00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,300　　我们快被杀光了　　We're getting slaughtered out here!　　65　　00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,630　　战场就是地狱　　War is hell.　　66　　00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,670　　你们早上看了新的预算备忘了吗　　Did you guys see the new budget memo that went out this morning?　　67　　00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:23,640　　又减少了　　Yeah, more cutbacks.　　68　　00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,250　　太无法接受了　　Unacceptable.　　69　　00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,990　　我就想不明白　　他们干嘛不直接放弃你们　　It baffles me why they don't simply let some of　　70　　00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:31,170　　就有更多钱给我做试验了　　You go so that there's money available for my research.　　71　　00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,840　　你知道我烦恼什么吗　　谢尔顿　　You know what baffles me, sheldon?　　72　　00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:38,640　　就你的成绩来看　　我看是任何事　　Based on your academic record, any number of things, I imagine.　　73　　00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:40,240　　-伙计们　　-莱斯利　　Hey, guys. hey, leslie. hey.　　74　　00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:42,740　　霍华德　　我帮你拿到高速原型机的批准了　　Howard, I got the approval for the rapid prototyper you wanted.　　75　　00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:44,910　　太好了　　莱斯利　　谢谢　　That's great, leslie. thanks.　　76　　00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:47,040　　互帮互助而已啦　　You scratch my back, I scratch yours.　　77　　00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,210　　那是什么意思　　What was all that about?　　78　　00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:54,310　　没什么　　Oh, uh, no big deal.　　79　　00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:57,240　　他们让莱斯利管一些自由经费　　They gave leslie control of some unrestricted grant money.　　80　　00:03:57,310 --> 00:04:02,310　　那挠背和"喵"又是怎么回事　　Yeah, okay, but what's with the back- scratching and the meow!　　81　　00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,380　　我觉得挠背的隐喻　　I believe the back-scratching metaphor　　82　　00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:07,140　　通常指投桃报李的情况　　Generally describes a quid pro quo situation where　　83　　00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:09,480　　一方提供物品或服务给另一方　　One party provides goods or services to the　　84　　00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,140　　报答一种类似之举　　Second party in compensation for a similar action.　　85　　00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,240　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　86　　00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:18,240　　至于"喵"　　我感觉听起来像非洲的麝猫　　The meow, that sounded to me like an african civet cat.　　87　　00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:19,670　　说完了吗　　Are you done?　　88　　00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:20,870　　没有　　No.　　89　　00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:28,110　　尽管名字里有猫　　但其实麝猫不是真的猫　　Despite what the name suggests, the civet cat is not a true cat.　　90　　00:04:29,910 --> 00:04:33,040　　说完了　　Now I'm done.　　91　　00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:34,570　　知道我怎么想吗　　You know what I'm thinking?　　92　　00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,270　　我觉得霍华德并不是用挠背做隐喻　　I'm thinking howard wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor.　　93　　00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:39,740　　我觉得确有挠背一说呢　　I'm thinking there was some actual scratching involved.　　94　　00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:44,710　　是吗　　霍华德　　What about it, howard?　　95　　00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:47,200　　我不想说是因为　　I didn't want to say anything 'cause I　　96　　00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,710　　我知道你和莱斯利以前好过　　Know you and leslie have a little history.　　97　　00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:51,020　　我不在乎　　I don't care about that.　　98　　00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:55,220　　太好了　　我其实早就想说了　　Great, 'cause I've been dying to say something?　　99　　00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:58,350　　在彩弹小屋里!　　两次!　　In the paintball shed! twice!　　100　　00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:00,200　　这就是为什么你没有掩护我们撤退　　Is that why you didn't cover our Escape　　101　　00:05:00, 200 --> 00:05:02,720　　还让我们像牲口般被屠宰?　　and let us get cut down like animals?　　102　　00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:05,350　　对此我非常抱歉　　Oh, yeah, sorry about that.　　103　　00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,760　　阵前脱逃　　Dereliction of duty in the face of the enemy is　　104　　00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,980　　是要被送交军事法庭的　　a court-martial offense.　　105　　00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,100　　管他什么军事法庭[德语]　　Court-martial, schmort-martial,　　106　　00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:18,020　　莱斯利·温克尔是第五个和我做过爱的女生　　Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl I've ever had sex with.　　107　　00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,720　　我是说　　不包括付费的　　I mean, for free.　　108　　00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:24,080　　而且你还拿到了高速原型机　　And plus, you got a rapid prototyper.　　109　　00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:25,850　　老兄 那玩意可不便宜　　That's an expensive piece of equipment, dude.　　110　　00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,550　　我们剩下的人的预算就被啃到见骨了　　And the rest of us have had our budgets cut to the bone.　　111　　00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:32,600　　你可以这样看这个问题　　Okay, one way to look at this is that I'm getting new equipment,　　112　　00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,880　　我有了新设备　　你们没有　　这不公平　　And you're not, and that's unfair.　　113　　00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:39,130　　更好的角度是 我有女人而你们没有　　But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not,　　114　　00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,550　　还有什么比这更好　　And that's delightful.　　115　　00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:44,520　　所有东西都不响应了　　The whole thing froze.　　116　　00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:45,680　　不知道怎么回事　　I don't know what happened.　　117　　00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,020　　冷静点　　能解决的　　Calm down. we'll figure it out.　　118　　00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,350　　我怎么能冷静得了?　　How can I calm down?　　119　　00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:49,950　　我的整个购物车都要被清空了　　I'm gonna lose my whole shopping cart.　　120　　00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:53,750　　我选了三个小时的鞋就这么一扫而空了　　That's three hours of picking out shoes just shot to hell.　　121　　00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,080　　嗨　　佩妮　　Hello, penny.　　122　　00:05:55,150 --> 00:05:55,850　　嗨　　谢尔顿　　Hello, sheldon.　　123　　00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,980　　你坐在我的专座上了　　You're in my spot.　　124　　00:05:58,050 --> 00:06:00,220　　你准备坐这么　　Are you planning on sitting here?　　125　　00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,480　　不　　我要去漫画店　　No, I'm going to the comic book store.　　126　　00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,020　　那我坐哪有什么区别?　　Then what difference does it make?　　127　　00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,220　　有什么区别?　　What difference does it make?　　128　　00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:07,620　　好戏登场　　Here we go.　　129　　00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,050　　那是我的专座　　That is my spot.　　130　　00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,380　　在这个不断变化的世界里　　这是不变的一点　　In an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency.　　131　　00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:15,530　　假设我的生命用一个建立在　　If my life were expressed as a function　　132　　00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:18,090　　四维直角坐标系中的方程来表示的话　　on a four-dimensional cartesian Coordinate system,　　133　　00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:23,310　　这个座位从我坐上那一刻开始 就成为了 (0,0,0,0)　　That spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.　　134　　00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,210　　你说啥?　　What?　　135　　00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,450　　不要坐他的专座　　Don't sit in his spot.　　136　　00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:34,310　　好吧　　Fine.　　137　　00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:36,160　　满意了?　　Happy?　　138　　00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,050　　我没有不满意　　I'm not unhappy.　　139　　00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:46,180　　我爱他 不过他也太极品怪胎了　　Boy, I love him, but he is one serious wackadoodle.　　140　　00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,510　　好了　　电脑修好了　　Okay, that should do it.　　141　　00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:50,350　　太感谢了　　真是我的恩人　　Oh, thank you. you are a lifesaver.　　142　　00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,450　　你订了可真不少　　That's a lot of shoes you ordered.　　143　　00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:56,180　　可悲的是其实这些对我来说真的不算多了　　Yeah, you know the sad thing is, it's really not.　　144　　00:06:56,250 --> 00:07:00,450　　这就是你们的彩弹枪?　　Ooh, is this one of those paintball guns?　　145　　00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:02,350　　没错　　你下次应该和我们一起来　　Yeah. you ought to come out with us sometime.　　146　　00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:04,080　　谢谢　　不过还是算了　　我从内布拉斯加来　　Oh, no, thanks. I'm from nebraska.　　147　　00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:06,950　　在那里　　当我们对什么东西开枪的时候 要么是我们要吃它们　　When we shoot things, it's because we want to eat them　　148　　00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:08,780　　要么是让他们别妨碍我和男友办事　　or make them leave our boyfriends alone.　　149　　00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,510　　孩子　　你心跳在狂飙 我果然魅力无边啊　　Boy, your heart's racing. I must've really gotten you going.　　150　　00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:36,480　　一半是你的原因　　一半是我先天就心律紊乱　　Well, it's partly you, partly my transient idiopathic arrhythmia.　　151　　00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:38,450　　真性感　　Sexy.　　152　　00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:44,210　　那么我可以假定你的感受是　　Can I assume that you likewise found the experience...　　153　　00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,080　　你满足了我　　Satisfactory?　　154　　00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:49,980　　这不是我原本打算的措辞　　不过当然　　That wasn't quite the word I was looking for, but sure,　　155　　00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:53,080　　我知道我合格了　　I'll do this pass-fail.　　156　　00:07:53,150 --> 00:07:56,350　　你觉得我给你弄的那个原型机如何啊　　Hey, are you enjoying that prototyper I got you?　　157　　00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,510　　很赞啊　　Oh, it's great.　　158　　00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:00,880　　工程院里的每个人 都羡慕得要命　　Everybody in the engineering department is eating their hearts out.　　159　　00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:05,010　　你很幸运使得旁人痛苦万分的感觉很好吧　　Isn't it nice when your good fortune makes others miserable?　　160　　00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:09,480　　一般人理解不了　　You know, most people don't get that.　　161　　00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:14,610　　霍华德　　我回来了　　Howard, I'm home!　　162　　00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,550　　好极了　　Oh, great.　　163　　00:08:16,610 --> 00:08:17,850　　读书俱乐部的活动取消了　　Book club was cancelled!　　164　　00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:22,810　　叶太太颈椎又出问题了　　That thing on phyll's neck opened up again!　　165　　00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,880　　我忙着呢　　老妈　　I'm busy, ma!　　166　　00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:27,950　　忙到不能帮妈妈把拉链解开啊　　Too busy to help your mother with her zipper?!　　167　　00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:29,580　　您别进来　　Don't come in, ma!　　168　　00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:30,610　　为什么　　Why not?　　169　　00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,980　　他有客人在　　He's got company!　　170　　00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:41,510　　又开始心律紊乱了　　Oh, there's the arrhythmia.　　171　　00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:44,050　　她是犹太人嘛　　Is she jewish?!　　172　　00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,950　　你是犹太人么　　Are you jewish?　　173　　00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,880　　-不是　　-是的　　- No. - yes!　　174　　00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:52,480　　那行　　你们好好玩　　Okay, then you kids have fun!　　175　　00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:57,010　　别忘了防护措施　　Use protection!　　176　　00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:08,310　　你觉得他会注意到吗　　You think he'll notice?　　177　　00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:11,610　　有这种可能　　There's a chance.　　178　　00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:14,250　　那我们怎么办　　Oh, what are we gonna do?　　179　　00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:15,710　　"我们?"　　"we"?　　180　　00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:19,010　　你错了　　曾经有一个我们的机会摆在你面前　　No, no, you had your chance to be "we"　　181　　00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,010　　就在一年半以前　　For, like, a year and a half now.　　182　　00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:26,470　　现在　　你是你　　你完蛋了　　Right now, you are "you," and you are screwed.　　183　　00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,010　　我们为什么要告诉他是我干的　　Why do we have to tell him I did it?　　184　　00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,450　　因为我们不会告诉他是我干的　　Well, we're not gonna tell him I did it.　　185　　00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,050　　这样行么　　Okay, okay, how about this?　　186　　00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:36,950　　我们告诉他有人闯进来　　We tell him somebody broke in.　　187　　00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:43,210　　就为了向沙发上射击彩蛋　　Just to shoot the couch with a paintball gun?　　188　　00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,380　　不好意思　　我就会相信　　I'm sorry, I buy it.　　189　　00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,250　　现在嗑药的那么多　　All those people are on drugs.　　190　　00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:48,710　　我们可以告诉他　　We could tell him　　191　　00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:51,110　　他们想要这个沙发别打扰和男友办事　　they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend.　　192　　00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:53,780　　好吧　　Okay, fine.　　193　　00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:55,610　　我们把它翻过来不就行了?　　What if we just flip it over?　　194　　00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,450　　不错吧　　There. looks fine, right?　　195　　00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:01,110　　坐印　　Mm, butt print.　　196　　00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:04,010　　没有明显的坐印　　There's no discernible butt print.　　197　　00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,450　　拜托　　Oh, come on.　　198　　00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,980　　好了　　坐印　　There, butt print.　　199　　00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:13,550　　太小　　太...　　It's too small and too...　　200　　00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:14,580　　漂亮了　　Perfect.　　201　　00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:16,980　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　202　　00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,650　　不客气　　You're welcome.　　203　　00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:20,980　　嘘　　自然点　　Shh. act normal.　　204　　00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,150　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon!　　205　　00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,580　　漫画店逛得怎么样　　How was the comic book store?　　206　　00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:28,150　　还不错　　新一期的《闪电侠》来了　　Fine. the new issue of flash is out.　　207　　00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:31,410　　很好　　很好　　你走回来的吗　　Great, great. did you walk the whole way?　　208　　00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:32,450　　外面有点冷　　It's a little chilly.　　209　　00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:33,480　　库什帕利送我回来的　　Kooth Rappali picked me up.　　210　　00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,680　　不是很棒吗　　Isn't that terrific?　　211　　00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:36,850　　他真是个好朋友　　He is such a good friend.　　212　　00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:40,110　　知道有朋友的最大好处是什么吗　　You know what the best thing about friends is?　　213　　00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:43,650　　他们不会无来由地说个不停　　They don't talk incessaly for no particular reason.　　214　　00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,910　　不　　不　　朋友之间会宽容小错误的　　No, no, friends forgive the little things.　　215　　00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,750　　我得回去洗头了　　You know, I gotta go home and wash my hair.　　216　　00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:49,950　　你敢　　小姐　　Don't you dare, missy.　　217　　00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:56,410　　你好　　闪电侠　　Hello, fastest man alive.　　218　　00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,080　　想观赏我看完你的整本漫画书吗　　Want to see me read your entire comic book?　　219　　00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:01,550　　要再看一次　　Want to see it again?　　220　　00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:23,110　　有点不对劲　　Something's wrong.　　221　　00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,110　　什么意思　　What do you mean?　　222　　00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,810　　我也说不上　　I'm not sure.　　223　　00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:38,950　　就是感觉不对　　It doesn't feel right.　　224　　00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:42,550　　不知道你在说什么　　I don't know what you're talking about.　　225　　00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,650　　那个　　佩妮干的　　Oh, that. Penny did that.　　226　　00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:14,150　　抱歉　　Excuse me.　　227　　00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,110　　你怎么不坐在办公椅那吃　　Why don't you just eat in your desk chair?　　228　　00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:37,550　　我怎么不坐在办公椅那吃?　　Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?　　229　　00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:40,310　　开始了　　Here we go.　　230　　00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,650　　那是我的办公椅　　That is my desk chair.　　231　　00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:42,810　　是我工作的地方　　That is where I work.　　232　　00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,680　　我不在办公椅那吃饭　　也不在专座上工作　　I don't eat in my desk chair and I don't work in my spot.　　233　　00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:50,080　　我在办公椅那工作　　在专座上吃饭　　I work in my desk chair and eat in my spot.　　234　　00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:52,380　　非常怪胎　　Wackadoodle.　　235　　00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:54,980　　有个简单的解决办法　　You know, there's kind of an obvious solution here.　　236　　00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,910　　起来　　Get up.　　237　　00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,610　　好了　　问题解决　　There. problem solved.　　238　　00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,650　　没人关心你要坐在哪　　Nobody cares where you're going to sit.　　239　　00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,110　　你又不疯　　You're not crazy.　　240　　00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,610　　抱歉　　但问题并没解决　　Excuse me, but the problem is not solved.　　241　　00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,230　　如你的脑袋不小心被截掉了　　If your head had been accidentally amputated,　　242　　00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,910　　安个狗的脑袋在上面　　And we transplanted a dog's head in its place,　　243　　00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,880　　这叫"问题解决"吗　　Would that be "problem solved"?　　244　　00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,080　　如是你的脑袋　　问题就解决了　　If it were your head, it would be.　　245　　00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,550　　谢尔顿　　我很　　很抱歉　　但就一周　　Sheldon, I am really, really sorry, but it's only for a week.　　246　　00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:28,280　　你就不能通融点　　Can't you be a little bit flexible?　　247　　00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,010　　好了　　抱歉　　我没细想　　Yeah, sorry. I didn't really think that through.　　248　　00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,320　　你声称说一周就好　　You claimed it's going to be a week,　　249　　00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,810　　但我对你选的干洗店没信心　　But I have no faith in your dry cleaner.　　250　　00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,980　　为什么没有　　Why not?　　251　　00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,710　　你注意到他柜台上的标志了吗　　Did you notice the sign on his counter?　　252　　00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,550　　他不是全职干干洗的　　He's not a full-time dry cleaner.　　253　　00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:45,950　　他还配钥匙　　He also makes keys.　　254　　00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,010　　看到老天的份上　　谢尔顿　　Oh, for god's sake, Sheldon.　　255　　00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,510　　专注是很重要的　　Focus is important.　　256　　00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,610　　迈克尔·德倍基[心脏手术创始人]做心脏移植手术之余　　Was Michael Debakey a wedding planner　　257　　00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:53,650　　做婚礼策划吗　　in between heart transplants?　　258　　00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,880　　亚历山大·弗莱明午夜会变身理发师吗　　Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser?　　259　　00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,450　　"谢谢你发现了青霉素"　　"thanks for discovering penicillin.　　260　　00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:00,210　　"来个蓬蓬头吧"　　Now how about we try a bouffant?"　　261　　00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:06,810　　看起来我今晚要有"性"福了　　Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.　　262　　00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,280　　宝贝...　　Hey, baby...　　263　　00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:10,350　　他右手在召唤他吗　　His right hand is calling him?　　264　　00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,250　　不　　是莱斯利·温克尔　　No, it's Leslie Winkle.　　265　　00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,480　　有一段时间了　　It's a long story.　　266　　00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,910　　我十分钟后接你　　I'll pick you up in ten minutes.　　267　　00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,010　　各位　　再见[法语]　　Gentlemen, adieu.　　268　　00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,350　　我以为今晚我们要玩《光环》　　I thought we were going to play halo tonight.　　269　　00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,850　　要我怎么做　　莱纳德　　What am I supposed to do, Leonard?　　270　　00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,910　　有女人在那饥渴地想和我做爱　　There's a woman out there anxious to have sex with me.　　271　　00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:34,050　　你明白　　对吧　　You understand, right?　　272　　00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,580　　不　　一点都不　　No. not at all.　　273　　00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:41,650　　不管怎样　　我得走了　　Nevertheless, I must depart.　　274　　00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,010　　对了　　我说过吗　　By the way, did I tell you?　　275　　00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,160　　莱斯利"活动"了一下　　让我参加日内瓦研究之旅　　Leslie pulled some strings and got me on the　　276　　00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:48,050　　观测欧洲原子核研究委员会的超级对撞机　　Research trip to geneva to check out the cern supercollider.　　277　　00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:49,280　　真不公平　　That's not fair.　　278　　00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:50,480　　你甚至不是物理学家　　You're not even a physicist.　　279　　00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,510　　好了　　有两个角度看到这个问题　　Okay, there are two ways of looking at this...　　280　　00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,450　　出去　　Get out.　　281　　00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:54,480　　拜　　Bye.　　282　　00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,650　　你有提高　　You're improving.　　283　　00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,650　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　284　　00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:05,710　　真人实战确实有助于提高　　It helps when I get to practice with a real woman.　　285　　00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,210　　听着　　Hey, listen.　　286　　00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,950　　周六我姐结婚　　Saturday my sister's getting married.　　287　　00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,080　　我想你陪我去　　I-i want you to come with me.　　288　　00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,110　　要求宾客穿半正式礼服的　　It's black tie.　　289　　00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,950　　天　　我真的不想去　　Yeah, gee, I'd really rather not.　　290　　00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,150　　为什么不　　Why not?　　291　　00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:23,450　　我去婚礼时　　一般都骗骗搞搞胖伴娘　　When I go to weddings, it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids.　　292　　00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,550　　有约的人了　　我不知该怎么做　　I don't know what I would do with a date.　　293　　00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:29,980　　好的　　我理解　　Oh, all right. I understand.　　294　　00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,450　　谢了　　Thanks.　　295　　00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:35,010　　对了　　你去不了日内瓦那件事我真抱歉　　Hey, I'm really sorry about that geneva trip.　　296　　00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,250　　你说什么呐　　What about it?　　297　　00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,550　　你不知道吗　　Oh, didn't you hear?　　298　　00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:40,510　　我得减少去的人数　　I had to reduce the number of people going　　299　　00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,410　　然后你就被刷下来了　　and you didn't make the cut.　　300　　00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,380　　什么时候　　When did that happen?　　301　　00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:48,180　　大约12秒之前　　About 12 seconds ago.　　302　　00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,410　　等等　　Well, hold on.　　303　　00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:53,550　　你是说 我要是不去那婚礼就不能去日内瓦了　　Are you saying if I don't go to the wedding, I can't go to geneva?　　304　　00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:56,350　　我真不想这么说出来　　Actually, I'm trying not to say it.　　305　　00:15:56,410 --> 00:16:00,210　　抱歉但是这让我感到有点不舒服　　Okay, I'm sorry, but that makes me a little uncomfortable.　　306　　00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:00,650　　怎么　　How so?　　307　　00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,970　　这样看起来好像你在　　Because it's like you're controlling　　308　　00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,680　　用研究旅行和新设备来控制我　　Me with new equipment and research trips.　　309　　00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,550　　如果我不这样控制你的话　　Well, if I weren't controlling you with　　310　　00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,680　　我会不舒服　　new equipment and research trips, Then I'd be uncomfortable.　　311　　00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:10,750　　为什么　　How so?　　312　　00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,490　　这样就会弄得像　　'cause then we'd be in, like,　　313　　00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:15,750　　我们是来真的一样　　A real relationship with feelings and all that crap.　　314　　00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:22,050　　那说到底　　我不就是一个你买来玩的性爱玩具嘛　　So, bottom line, I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.　　315　　00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,250　　不不　　也不全是　　No. no, not at all.　　316　　00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,480　　你也算是个尤物了　　You're also arm candy.　　317　　00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,150　　怎么样　　So?　　318　　00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:34,950　　你怎么看　　What do you think?　　319　　00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:38,480　　妈我要借一套礼服　　Hey, ma, you got to rent me a tux!　　320　　00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:40,650　　现在就要?　　Right now?　　321　　00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:45,010　　你做什么爱还要用正装的　　What kind of sex are you having up there?　　322　　00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,050　　你干嘛蹲在那里　　Why are you crouching there?　　323　　00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,080　　这是我的专座　　This is my spot.　　324　　00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,150　　我还能蹲哪里　　Where else am I supposed to crouch?　　325　　00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,950　　我不知道　　你老家?　　I don't know. texas?　　326　　00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,710　　又来了　　Here you go.　　327　　00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,280　　刚刚从干洗店里拿来的　　像新的一样　　Fresh from the cleaners, good as new.　　328　　00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,280　　真的吗　　太好了　　Really? great.　　329　　00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,180　　谢尔顿　　看　　焕然一新　　Sheldon, look. good as new.　　330　　00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,610　　从那个配钥匙店　　我严重怀疑　　From that key maker, I highly" type="audio/mpeg" />-->