00:00:02,100　　好了　　拉杰　　Okay, raj.　　2　　00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,550　　把6号螺丝刀递给我　　Hand me the #6 torx screwdriver.　　3　　00:00:06,550 --> 00:00:07,800　　停　　Stop.　　4　　00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,290　　不能这么做　　这样不对　　We can't do this. it's not right.　　5　　00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:12,180　　谢尔顿　　你只有两个选择　　Sheldon, you have two choices.　　6　　00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,110　　出城之前　　要么换个大点的硬盘　　Either you let him put a bigger hard drive in the tivo,　　7　　00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:16,100　　要么删掉一些数据　　Or you delete stuff before we go out of town.　　8　　00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,390　　但是一旦开箱　　保修单就作废了　　But once you open the box, you've voided the warranty.　　9　　00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:22,550　　保修单可是　　The warranty is a sacred covenant　　10　　00:00:22,550 --> 00:00:23,970　　我们和生产商之间的神圣契约　　We've entered into with the manufacturer.　　11　　00:00:23,970 --> 00:00:25,890　　他提供设备的保障　　He offers to stand by his equipment,　　12　　00:00:25,890 --> 00:00:27,800　　我们则保证不开箱　　And we in return agree not to violate　　13　　00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,390　　亵渎内部硬件　　The integrity of the internal hardware.　　14　　00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:35,710　　这张小贴纸就是辨别我们是否守法的标志　　This little orange sticker is all that stands between us and anarchy.　　15　　00:00:35,710 --> 00:00:37,830　　行　　那我们不碰硬件　　Okay, then we won't touch the hard drive.　　16　　00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,880　　直接删除《太空堡垒》第1季　　We'll just erase the first season of battlestar.　　17　　00:00:42,030 --> 00:00:43,810　　行了　　我们违法吧　　There. we're outlaws.　　18　　00:00:46,090 --> 00:00:47,850　　给　　莱纳德　　这个够大吗　　Here you go, leonard. is this going to be big enough?　　19　　00:00:47,850 --> 00:00:48,930　　刚好　　It's perfect.　　20　　00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:55,620　　给独角兽带水仙花差不多够了　　For taking daffodils to your unicorn.　　21　　00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:57,990　　只是拿来装笔记本的　　It's just for my notebooks.　　22　　00:00:57,990 --> 00:00:58,870　　谢谢　　佩妮　　Thanks, penny.　　23　　00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:00,260　　我好喜欢旧金山　　I love san francisco.　　24　　00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,610　　真想和你们一起去　　I wish I was going with you.　　25　　00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:03,200　　我很理解你会嫉妒　　I understand your envy.　　26　　00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,170　　这是绝不能错过的研讨会　　This is a can't-miss symposium.　　27　　00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:06,560　　在那儿会讨论　　There are going to be discussions　　28　　00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,170　　生物细胞计算机元件　　on bioorganic cellular computer devices,　　29　　00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,680　　多线程任务处理的优势　　The advancements in multi-threaded task completion,　　30　　00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,490　　还有用非平衡格林函数解决　　Plus a roundtable on the nonequilibrium green's function approach　　31　　00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:17,510　　原子内光化电离过程的圆桌会议呢　　to the photoionization process in atoms.　　32　　00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,800　　我通常只去玩击锤和坐缆车　　When I go, I usually just get hammered and ride the cable cars.　　33　　00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:24,860　　这次会议挺大型的　　This conference is kind of a big thing.　　34　　00:01:24,860 --> 00:01:27,060　　由乔治·斯穆特做开场发言呢　　The keynote address is being delivered by george smoot.　　35　　00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:29,680　　偶滴神啊　　乔治·斯穆特　　Oh, my god, the george smoot?　　36　　00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,740　　你听说过他吗　　You've heard of him?　　37　　00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:33,150　　当然没有　　Of course I haven't.　　38　　00:01:33,150 --> 00:01:36,520　　乔治·斯穆特是个物理学家　　诺贝尔奖得主　　George smoot is a nobel prize-winning physicist,　　39　　00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,690　　当代伟人之一　　One of the great minds of our time.　　40　　00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:42,470　　他对黑体和宇宙微波背景辐射的　　His work in black body form and anisotropy of the cosmic microwave　　41　　00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:46,680　　各向异性的研究 跟宇宙起源的观点有许多相通之处　　Background radiation cemented our understanding of the origin of the universe.　　42　　00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:50,620　　名字挺搞笑的　　斯穆特　　It's kind of a funny name, though-- "smoot."　　43　　00:01:53,050 --> 00:01:55,520　　对牛牛弹琴　　It's like talking to a chimp.　　44　　00:01:55,520 --> 00:02:00,090　　既然在这被羞辱了　　就祝你们飞行愉快　　Okay, now that I've been completely insulted, have a good flight.　　45　　00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:01,040　　我倒是想坐飞机呢　　Yeah, I wish.　　46　　00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,240　　我们不坐飞机　　坐火车　　We're not flying. we're taking the train.　　47　　00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,810　　-挺酷的　　-太苦了　　- Oh, cool. - yeah, cool.　　48　　00:02:05,810 --> 00:02:09,690　　比坐飞机长7倍的时间　　还贵2倍的价钱　　Seven times as long as flying, and costs almost twice as much.　　49　　00:02:09,690 --> 00:02:11,980　　那干嘛坐火车　　Well, then why are you doing it?　　50　　00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:13,280　　我们投过票　　Well, we had a vote.　　51　　00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,750　　3个投坐飞机　　Three of us voted for airplane.　　52　　00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:15,840　　但谢尔顿投坐火车　　Sheldon voted for train.　　53　　00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,060　　所以只能坐火车　　So we're taking the train.　　54　　00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:20,820　　别这么说嘛　　莱纳德　　Don't say it like that,Leonard.　　55　　00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:23,430　　这么说　　我们可算能坐回火车咯O(∩_∩)O　　Say it like "we're taking the train!"　　56　　00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:51,550　　我们准备去苹果专卖店　　We're all going over to the apple store　　57　　00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:52,790　　戏弄那些技术人员　　To make fun of the guys at the genius bar.　　58　　00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:54,360　　你去吗　　You want to come?　　59　　00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:58,320　　我很喜欢玩这个　　但现在有点忙　　Oh, I always enjoy that, but I'm a little busy.　　60　　00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,160　　你在干嘛　　What are you doing?　　61　　00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,870　　我在简化打包行李的任务　　I'm simplifying the task of packing for our trip.　　62　　00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:04,400　　瞧　　给衣物贴上电子标签　　See, by attaching rfid tags to my clothing,　　63　　00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,980　　就能用识别笔　　It will enable my laptop　　64　　00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:08,500　　激活笔记本读取和鉴别它们　　to read and identify the items with this wand.　　65　　00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,870　　然后我就能参照目的地　　I will then cross-reference them against destination,　　66　　00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:12,450　　预先安排的活动幅度　　Anticipated activity spectrum,　　67　　00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:14,600　　天气情况　　旅行时长　　等等来确定带什么去　　weather conditions, duration of trip,Et cetera.　　68　　00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:20,760　　确实简化了不少　　Well, that does sound much simpler.　　69　　00:03:22,430 --> 00:03:23,930　　你还要多长时间　　How long is this going to take?　　70　　00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:26,840　　以现在的速度　　3小时11分钟　　Assuming I can keep up this pace, three hours, 11 minutes,　　71　　00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,760　　还要鉴于这次毫无意义的　　And plus however long it takes　　72　　00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:30,930　　对话的时长　　To conclude this fairly pointless conversation.　　73　　00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:36,330　　现在感觉戏弄苹果的技术人员有点多余　　Wow. teasing the guys at the apple store seems a little redundant now.　　74　　00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,730　　我没听懂　　I don't follow.　　75　　00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,060　　我也不想你听懂　　一会见　　I wouldn't expect you to. I'll see you later.　　76　　00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:48,330　　袜子一对　　棉质　　菱形花纹　　蓝色　　Sock, one pair, cotton, argyle, blue.　　77　　00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:57,200　　袜子一对　　棉质　　菱形花纹　　蓝色　　Sock, one pair, cotton, argyle, blue.　　78　　00:04:01,930 --> 00:04:03,900　　你们这是干嘛　　What on earth are you doing?　　79　　00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,460　　不管是什么　　看来都是错的　　Whatever it is, I'm guessing we're doing it wrong.　　80　　00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:11,270　　先生们　　这可是海岸星光号　　Gentlemen, this is the coast starlight,　　81　　00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,180　　全美最好的火车之一　　One of the great american trains　　82　　00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:16,140　　行驶在全美最经典线路之一　　Operating on one of the classic american routes.　　83　　00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,170　　在这边　　On this side,　　84　　00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:19,140　　可以看到全海景　　You'll see panoramic ocean vistas　　85　　00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:21,720　　任何运输工具都无法做到这点　　inaccessible to any other form of transportation,　　86　　00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,360　　而这边　　while on your side,　　87　　00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,370　　你只能面对350英里上的好市多超市　　you'll be treated to 350 miles of costcos,　　88　　00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:27,260　　捷飞络汽车服务店　　jiffy lubes,　　89　　00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:30,060　　带凸地泳池的煤渣砖房子　　and cinder block homes with above-ground pools.　　90　　00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,900　　走吧　　拉杰　　Come on, raj.　　91　　00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,430　　捷飞络有什么不好　　What's wrong with jiffy lubes?　　92　　00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,600　　不对　　No.　　93　　00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:39,430　　为什么　　Why not?　　94　　00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,600　　超出轴距了　　That's over the wheelbase.　　95　　00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,230　　你们对1980前期普式火车上　　Are you completely unfamiliar with the suspension　　96　　00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:47,530　　超级豪华的 悬浮座椅一点都不知道吗　　Characteristics of a pre-1980 pullman-built superliner deluxe passenger coach?　　97　　00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:50,670　　谢尔顿　　我们上火车才90秒　　Sheldon, we've been on this train 90 seconds,　　98　　00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:52,700　　你就说了几万个字　　And you've already said a thousand words.　　99　　00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,560　　直接说坐哪　　然后闭嘴　　Just tell us where to sit and shut up.　　100　　00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,860　　这里　　Here.　　101　　00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:02,340　　我希望你听着规律的车轮和铁轨的撞击声　　I'm hoping once you reap the endorphic rewards of the steady　　102　　00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:05,110　　得到脑袋产生的安多芬犒劳后　　Clickety-clack of steel wheels on polished rails,　　103　　00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:07,130　　焦躁能有所缓解　　Your sour disposition will abate.　　104　　00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,300　　可能吧　　Yeah, maybe.　　105　　00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,640　　与此同时　　回到21世纪　　Meanwhile, back in the 21st century,　　106　　00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,090　　人们也开始收托盘桌 支起座椅背　　People are raising their tray tables and putting their seat-backs in an upright position　　107　　00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:17,070　　因为已经到旧金山了　　'cause it's time to land in san francisco.　　108　　00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,880　　已经不错了　　It's not so bad, really.　　109　　00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:20,850　　至少这种火车有现代管道系统　　At least these trains have modern plumbing.　　110　　00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:21,310　　在印度　　In india,　　111　　00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:23,650　　你只能蹲在车厢里的一个洞上面　　You squat over a hole in the train and expose　　112　　00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:26,220　　把屁屁曝光在拉贾斯坦的冰冷空气中　　and expose your naked buttocks to the chilly air of Rajasthan.　　113　　00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,020　　他这是个比喻　　He is referring, of course,　　114　　00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:32,620　　比作乘坐印度铁路宏伟的千柱之庙特快的三等旅客　　To third class on indian railways' magnificent ranakpur express and its　　115　　00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:36,650　　和从马哈拉施特拉邦到比卡内尔枢纽站 1200公里的旅程　　1,200-kilometer journey from maharashtra to the bikaner junction.　　116　　00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:39,650　　看吧　　他现在无聊到有够国际水准了　　Oh, look, now he's boring on an international scale.　　117　　00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:44,050　　我靠　　快看　　Holy crap! look!　　118　　00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:47,850　　真的是她么　　没可能吧　　Is that who I think it is? it can't be.　　119　　00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:50,450　　萨默·格萝怎么会来坐火车的　　What would summer glau be doing riding the train?　　120　　00:05:50,510 --> 00:05:55,150　　可能约翰·康纳上车了 她来保护他　　对付屠魔侠　　Maybe john connor's aboard and she's protecting him from an evil terminator.　　121　　00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:57,680　　不太像　　那是电视剧　　莱纳德　　Unlikely. that's a television show, leonard.　　122　　00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,250　　谢了　　Thank you.　　123　　00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:03,110　　当然　　如果未来天网真的存在　　Of course, if skynet actually did exist in the future,　　124　　00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:05,910　　侵入并毁灭人类最好的方法将会是将终结者送去　　A perfect way to infiltrate and destroy　　mankind would be　　125　　00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:08,910　　摆成在著名的电影电视中出演终结者的演员的造型　　to send terminators back posing as actors who have played terminators in　　126　　00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:12,110　　让我们在臆想的安全感中苟且偷生　　Popular films and television series, lulling us into a false sense　　127　　00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:15,250　　比如　　那是终结者外传中的萨默·格萝　　a false sense of security, i.e., "that's summer glau "from the sarah connor chronicles.　　128　　00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:19,010　　不　　萨默　　不要杀我 我真的是机器人　　"no, summer, don't kill me! I'm pro-robot! ahh!"　　129　　00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,850　　至少他不再唠叨那些关于火车的废话了　　At least he's off the train crap.　　130　　00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,610　　谢尔顿　　我应该向你道歉　　Sheldon, I owe you an apology.　　131　　00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,480　　坐上这辆火车是我一生中最幸运的事　　Taking the train was a stroke of brilliance!　　132　　00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:34,780　　我居然有机会把到一个终结者　　I've actually got a shot at a terminator.　　133　　00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:35,370　　拜托　　Oh, please.　　134　　00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:36,880　　如果说到终结者　　When it comes to terminators,　　135　　00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:40,380　　你也就能泡到阿诺德·施瓦辛格　　You've got a better shot of scoring with arnold schwarzenegger.　　136　　00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:43,210　　你忽略了某件事　　You're overlooking something.　　137　　00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:47,550　　我将与她在一个密闭的空间中共处11个小时　　I have 11 hours with her in a confined space.　　138　　00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:50,880　　除非她愿意跳火车　　Unless she's willing to jump off a moving train,　　139　　00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,510　　从山坡上滚下去　　Tuck and roll down the side of a hill,　　140　　00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:58,910　　她终将屈服于霍华德·沃罗威茨的魔掌之下　　She will eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is howard wolowitz.　　141　　00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:03,580　　我赌她会跳火车　　My money's on tuck and roll.　　142　　00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:05,450　　我很困惑　　I'm confused.　　143　　00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:07,390　　我以为你正身陷于　　I thought you were involved in some sort of　　144　　00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:09,410　　与莱斯利·温克尔的亲密关系中　　Socially intimate pairing with leslie winkle.　　145　　00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:14,250　　-谢尔顿　　告诉你这是为什么吧　　-好吧　　Sheldon, let me explain to you how this works. all right.　　146　　00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:16,910　　-那是萨默·格萝　　-所以呢　　-That's summer glau. -yes.　　147　　00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,110　　就这样了　　That's it.　　148　　00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:21,210　　慢着　　Hang on a sec.　　149　　00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,780　　为什么让你先去泡她　　Why do you get first crack at her?　　150　　00:07:22,850 --> 00:07:24,680　　有这样几个原因　　Um, well, let's see, couple reasons.　　151　　00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,550　　第一　　是我先看到她的　　One, I saw her first.　　152　　00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:27,780　　不是你　　是我　　No, you didn't. I did.　　153　　00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:29,350　　好吧　　Fair enough.　　154　　00:07:29,410 --> 00:07:31,650　　但是　　让我说下原因二　　But... then, let me move on to #2.　　155　　00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:35,080　　不像你　　我不用喝醉也可以和女人交谈　　Unlike you, I can actually talk to women when I'm sober.　　156　　00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:39,340　　你忘了一件事　　我即使不说话也具有异国情调　　You fail to take into account that even mute, I am foreign and exotic,　　157　　00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:42,510　　哪像你　　又弱又白的　　While you, on the other hand, are frail and pasty.　　158　　00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:49,210　　古语说的好　　又弱又白不会挂　　Well, you know the old saying, "pasty and frail never fail."　　159　　00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:54,550　　拜托　　那我呢　　Excuse me, but what about me?　　160　　00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:55,910　　为什么我就不能试试的　　Why don't I get a shot?　　161　　00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:57,810　　好吧　　去吧　　Fine, go ahead.　　162　　00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,650　　去试试　　Take a shot.　　163　　00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:01,070　　你知道　　You know,　　164　　00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:03,980　　我已经有个泡不到的金发美女在家了　　I've already got a gorgeous blonde back home that I can't score with.　　165　　00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,810　　我就让你们两个泡这个吧　　I think I'll let you two take this one.　　166　　00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,650　　谢尔顿　　火车上有没有卖酒的　　Sheldon, is there a place on this train to get alcohol?　　167　　00:08:08,710 --> 00:08:10,080　　问得好　　Interesting that you ask.　　168　　00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:13,650　　海岸星光号最近新增了重新装修的太平洋休闲车厢　　The coast starlight recently added the refurbished pacific parlour car.　　169　　00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:17,520　　始建于1956年　　最初叫做圣达菲上等车厢　　Built in 1956 and originally known as the santa fe lounge car,　　170　　00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,450　　-下层是剧院 上层是酒吧　　提供...　　-行了　　怎么走　　The lower level is a theater and the upper　　Level is a bar that offers -which way?　　171　　00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:23,510　　提供酒品　　如果你一直坐到波特兰　　Wine tastings if you're going as far as portland.　　172　　00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:25,550　　你到底去不去和她搭讪　　So aren't you going to go talk to her?　　173　　00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:29,050　　我会去的　　正在想开场白呢　　I will, I'm just working on my opening line.　　174　　00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:30,850　　霍华德　　她什么开场白没听过啊　　She's probably heard every possible line, howard.　　175　　00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,380　　你简单地嗨一下不就行了　　Why don't you just try "hello"?　　176　　00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:34,780　　不不不　　那样会吓坏女孩子的　　No, no, no, that always creeps girls out.　　177　　00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:37,740　　我得想点幽默的　　I need to come up with something that's funny,　　178　　00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:40,630　　聪明又微妙地提示她　　Smart and delicately suggests that my sexual　　179　　00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:44,180　　我的性禀赋和我的身高不成比例　　Endowment is disproportionate to my physical stature.　　180　　00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:47,310　　我看你11个小时是想不出来了　　You're going to need more than 11 hours.　　181　　00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:50,850　　-坏了　　-怎么了　　-Oh, no. -what's the matter?　　182　　00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:53,480　　-我忘带我的优盘了　　-所以呢　　-I forgot my flash drive. -so?　　183　　00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:54,980　　所以我们必须回去　　So we have to go back.　　184　　00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:57,650　　谢尔顿　　我会问你为什么　　Okay, sheldon, I'm going to say "why"　　185　　00:08:57,710 --> 00:09:01,810　　但你不能回答因为我忘带我的优盘了　　And your answer cannot be "because I forgot my flash drive."　　186　　00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,250　　你不明白　　You don't understand.　　187　　00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,740　　我的优盘里有我的关于早期宇宙中　　My flash drive has my paper on　　188　　00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:06,880　　M理论效应的天体物理学探索的论文　　Astrophysical probes of m-theory effects in　　189　　00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,750　　我本来打算在会上　　The early universe that I was going to　　190　　00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,710　　给乔治·斯穆特的　　Give to george smoot at the conference.　　191　　00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:13,700　　你为什么要把你的论文给乔治·斯穆特　　Why do you have to give your paper to george smoot?　　192　　00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,550　　写得太好了　　他需要读一读　　It's brilliant. he needs to read it.　　193　　00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:20,240　　你可以等咱们回来发邮件给他的嘛　　So you'll send him an e-mail when we get back.　　194　　00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,900　　那我就看不到他读我论文时两眼放光的表情啦　　Then I won't get to see his face light up as he reads it.　　195　　00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:24,570　　当然了　　Right. of course.　　196　　00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,240　　真是糟糕透顶　　Oh, this is an unmitigated disaster.　　197　　00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:29,000　　事已至此　　无力回天　　您就歇会吧　　Well, there's nothing you can do about it, so relax.　　198　　00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:34,010　　向后靠 迷醉在车轮与锃亮的铁轨撞击的咔哒咔哒声中　　Sit back, enjoy the clickety-clack of the steel wheels on the polished rails.　　199　　00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:45,140　　你忘带了优盘...　　You forgot your flash drive...　　200　　00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,530　　忍十个小时55分钟就好　　Only ten hours, 55 minutes to go.　　201　　00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:58,980　　这里真热啊[真性感啊]　　It's hot in here.　　202　　00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:01,040　　一定到夏天了[一定是萨默]　　Must be summer.　　203　　00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,510　　那么 美眉们去哪啊　　So... Where you gals headed?　　204　　00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:18,900　　我想出完美的解决办法了　　Okay, I've found the perfect solution.　　205　　00:10: 18,970 --> 00:10:21,500　　我们在下一站奥克斯纳德下车　　We get off the train at the next stop in oxnard.　　206　　00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:24,770　　然后乘坐1:13的火车返回联合车站　　We then take the 1:13 train back to union station.　　207　　00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,400　　打车回公寓　　拿上我的优盘　　We take a cab back to the apartment, get my flash drive,　　208　　00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,260　　冲向圣路易斯奥比斯波　　And then race to san luis obispo, where,　　209　　00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:32,870　　假设一路绿灯路上无人　　我们就能赶上火车　　Assuming the lights are with us and minimal traffic, we'll meet the train.　　210　　00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,040　　我有个更好的主意　　I've got a better idea.　　211　　00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,600　　你又想讽刺我　　Are you going to be sarcastic?　　212　　00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,470　　孩子　　你把我的乐趣都剥夺了　　Boy, you take all the fun out of it for me.　　213　　00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:41,000　　看　　佩妮在家呢　　Look, penny's home.　　214　　00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:43,240　　为什么不打给她　　让她去我们家　　Why don't we just call her, have her go in the apartment,　　215　　00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,100　　把你优盘里的论文发到你邮箱里呢　　Get your flash drive and e-mail you the paper?　　216　　00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:48,540　　-但是优盘在我那个上锁的抽屉里　　-所以呢　　But the flash drive is in a locked drawer in my desk. so?　　217　　00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,170　　钥匙藏在我的房间里　　The key is hidden in my room.　　218　　00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,200　　-所以呢　　-佩妮需要进去我的房间　　So? penny would have to go into my room.　　219　　00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,840　　-所以呢　　-没有人可以进我房间　　So? people don't go in my room!　　220　　00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,170　　我懂了　　I see.　　221　　00:10:56,240 --> 00:11:01,140　　看来你又一次陷入了进退两难的境地　　Well, it seems once again, you're caught between a rock and a crazy place.　　222　　00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:04,570　　真讨厌这种感觉　　Oh, I hate when that happens.　　223　　00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:07,300　　这儿真热　　It's hot in here.　　224　　00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:08,150　　现在肯定是夏天　　It must be summer.　　225　　00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:08,840　　这儿真热　　It's hot in here.　　226　　00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000　　肯定是夏天　　Must be summer.　　227　　00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,140　　这儿真热　　肯定是夏天　　It's hot in here. must be summer.　　228　　00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,170　　这儿真热　　It's hot in here.　　229　　00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,770　　肯定是夏天　　Must be summer.　　230　　00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,570　　-这种说法真有趣　　-真的　　That's cute. really?　　231　　00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:18,740　　是我编的　　I just made it up.　　232　　00:11:20,570 --> 00:11:23,340　　你看过贫民窟的百万富翁了没　　Have you seen slumdog millionaire?　　233　　00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,900　　看过了　　我太喜欢了　　Oh, yeah, I loved it.　　234　　00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:26,940　　某种程度来说它是以我为原型来写的　　It's loosely based on my life.　　235　　00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:30,440　　嗯　　Yeah,　　236　　00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,600　　我们准备把表演放在某个晚上　　在一个99座的剧院里　　We're putting the play on for one night in this little 99-seat theater.　　237　　00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:34,740　　你能来吗　　Can you come?　　238　　00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,000　　太好了　　Oh, great.　　239　　00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:39,000　　你知道还有哪98人会想来吗　　Do you know 98 other people that might want to come?　　240　　00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:40,740　　噢　　别挂　　Oh, hang on.　　241　　00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,840　　喂　　Hello?　　242　　00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:42,970　　听仔细了　　Listen carefully.　　243　　00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,910　　我现在会给你一系列指示　　I'm about to give you a set of instructions,　　244　　00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:46,570　　你照着我说的一步步做　　Which you must follow to the letter.　　245　　00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,770　　等会儿　　Just a sec.　　246　　00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,020　　剧场是建在一个保龄球馆上面的　　可能有点吵　　The theater is above a bowling alley, so it's a little noisy,　　247　　00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,750　　但这可能是我唯一一次扮演　　But it might be the only chance I'll ever get　　248　　00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,570　　安妮·弗兰克的机会[安妮日记主人公]　　to play anne frank.　　249　　00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,100　　而且那个导演太聪明了　　And the director is brilliant.　　250　　00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:00,470　　他利用打保龄球的声音　　当作是纳粹的炮火声　　He uses the bowling sounds as, like, nazi artillery.　　251　　00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,470　　好的　　到时候见　　Okay, great, I'll see you then.　　252　　00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:03,740　　喂　　Hello?　　253　　00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,370　　第四步　　Okay, step four.　　254　　00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,570　　你看到我化妆台上的塑料小盒吗　　Do you see that small plastic case on my dresser?　　255　　00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,540　　你的化妆台?　　你是哪位?　　Your dresser? who is this?　　256　　00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,140　　我是谢尔顿　　It's sheldon.　　257　　00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,700　　噢　　好啊　　谢尔顿　　Oh, hey, sheldon!　　258　　00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:15,800　　旧金山怎么样　　How is san francisco?　　259　　00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:17,340　　我没在旧金山　　I'm not in san francisco.　　260　　00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,400　　我在火车上　　I'm on a train.　　261　　00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,270　　你到底有没有在听我说话　　Were you even listening to me?　　262　　00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,300　　没有　　我在跟朋友聊天　　怎么了　　Uh, no, I was talking to my friend, but what's up?　　263　　00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,340　　怎么了　　我来告诉你怎么了　　What's up? I'll tell you what's up.　　264　　00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,640　　我现在性命交关　　I'm in a crisis situation,　　265　　00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,390　　我现在要你集中所有小宇宙　　And I need you to marshal your powers of concentration,　　266　　00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:29,770　　专心致志地...　　Limited as they may be...　　267　　00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,170　　把电话给我　　Give me the phone.　　268　　00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,900　　佩妮　　我是莱纳德　　Hi, penny. it's leonard.　　269　　00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,040　　嘿　　莱纳德　　Hey, leonard.　　270　　00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,570　　奇怪博士怎么了　　What's going on with dr. wackadoodle?　　271　　00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,200　　他打来让你帮个忙的　　He's calling to ask you a favor.　　272　　00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:44,030　　你肯定很奇怪　　因为他没用佩妮　　谢尔顿　　You might be confused because he didn't use the words, "penny," "sheldon,　　273　　00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,240　　请　　帮忙这几个词　　" "please" or "favor."　　274　　00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,470　　好了　　Okay.　　275　　00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:47,670　　闲聊得够了　　Enough chitchat.　　276　　00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:48,940　　听好　　第一步　　Okay, step one.　　277　　00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,500　　找到我们房子的备用钥匙　　Locate your emergency key to our apartment.　　278　　00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,340　　第二步　　走进我们的房子　　Step two, enter our apartment.　　279　　00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,070　　第三步...　　Step three...　　280　　00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,500　　走进我的房间　　Enter my bedroom.　　281　　00:12:58,570 --> 00:12:59,770　　第四步...　　Step four...　　282　　00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,870　　等等　　谢尔顿　　又有电话来了　　Oh, hang on, sheldon, getting another call.　　283　　00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:03,100　　别挂　　No!　　284　　00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:04,540　　莱纳德　　我告诉你　　Leonard, let me tell you something.　　285　　00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,570　　我太期待个人机器人助理的诞生了　　Personal robots cannot get here soon enough.　　286　　00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:13,740　　那颗明亮的小星早早的就偷偷探出她的头　　And that bright little star peeking her head out early today...　　287　　00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,800　　那就是金星　　That's venus.　　288　　00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,640　　太赞了　　That is so cool.　　289　　00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,770　　你对太空知道得真多　　You really know a lot about space.　　290　　00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,900　　拜托　　Come on.　　291　　00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:26,100　　你演电视剧萤火虫的时候　　你可真的是在太空里啊　　When you were on tv in firefly, you were actually in space.　　292　　00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:28,840　　你不会是那种真的相信那些是真的人吧　　You're not one of those guys who really believe that, are you?　　293　　00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,670　　你说那些没希望的怪人吗　　You mean one of the hopeless geeks?　　294　　00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:32,900　　当然不是　　No.　　295　　00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,440　　他们都是疯子　　Those are crazy people.　　296　　00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:40,900　　霍华德　　做做好人　　帮我再拿一瓶　　Howard, be a dear and get me another one of these.　　297　　00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,670　　告诉你　　他就是那种白痴　　Now, him, he's one of those geeks.　　298　　00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,300　　听着　　在无第二方监视的情况下进入我房间之前　　All right, now, before you enter my bedroom unescorted,　　299　　00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,030　　我需要你明白这种一次性的　　I need you to understand that this onetime　　300　　00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:59,540　　通行权并不能转换为永久性的　　Grant of access does not create a permanent easement.　　301　　00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,240　　通行权　　Easement.　　302　　00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,500　　是一种准许进入的法定权利　　It's a legal right of access.　　303　　00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:05,900　　老天她真无知　　Good grief.　　304　　00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:08,400　　什么　　What?　　305　　00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,770　　不行　　别让我等着　　No, don't put me on hold.　　306　　00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,240　　噢　　Oh!　　307　　00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,840　　你敢相信吗　　Do you believe him?　　308　　00:14:" type="audio/mpeg" />-->