00:00:15,790　　有问题吗　　Problem?　　2　　00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:18,790　　-这是泰国菜　　-又来了　　- This is Thai food. - Here we go.　　3　　00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:21,610　　我们周四不吃泰国菜　　We don't have Thai food on thursday.　　4　　00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:22,990　　我们吃批萨　　We have pizza on thursday.　　5　　00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:25,550　　对　　但我们说过每月第三个星期四　　Yes, but we all agreed that the third thursday　　6　　00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:28,030　　是一切皆有可能的星期四　　At every month would be anything can happen thursday.　　7　　00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:30,460　　显然没有满足我的消化系统要求　　Well, apparently that you didn't reach my digestive system　　8　　00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:32,390　　在一切皆有可能的星期四　　which when startle has its own version　　9　　00:00:32,390 --> 00:00:33,910　　也有自己的要求　　On anything can happen thursday.　　10　　00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:38,560　　拜托　　一切皆有可能的星期四　　Come on, the whole idea hehind anything can happen thursday　　11　　00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,840　　它的含义是摆脱近期的刻板生活　　Is to get out this rut we've been in lately.　　12　　00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,540　　刻板　　你是说连贯性吧　　Rut? i think you mean consistency.　　13　　00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:45,050　　如果要废除这个　　And if we're going to abandon that,　　14　　00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,490　　那干嘛要叫它星期四　　Then why even call it thursday?　　15　　00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:48,120　　直接称为狂口日　　Let's call it quorncle day,　　16　　00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,240　　分为29小时17分钟　　And divide it into 29 hours and 17 minutes a piece,　　17　　00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,280　　杀鸡宰羊来庆祝 感谢万能的刻板之主　　And celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god rut.　　18　　00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,400　　我同意杀鸡宰羊　　I can go for some goat.　　19　　00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:04,190　　谢尔顿　　我们说好今晚做点改变　　Seldon, we agreed we do something different tonight.　　20　　00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:05,450　　好啊　　All right.　　21　　00:01:05,450 --> 00:01:07,500　　我们去漫画书店吧　　Let's go to the comic book store.　　22　　00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,030　　我们昨晚就去过了　　We went to the comic book store last night.　　23　　00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:10,410　　昨天是星期三　　Last night was Wednesday　　24　　00:01:10,410 --> 00:01:12,600　　星期三是漫画之夜　　Wednesday is comic book night　　25　　00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,950　　今天去就是周四去啦　　Tonight we will be going on Thursday　　26　　00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:16,970　　因为今天是一切皆有可能的星期四　　Because it is Anything Can Happen Thursday　　27　　00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:19,120　　何必出去　　Rather then get outside,　　28　　00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,440　　在饭盒面前拜神啊　　谢尔顿　　But praise right up against the box, Sheldon.　　29　　00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,820　　我们今晚到底干什么　　So what are we gonna do tonight?　　30　　00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,840　　听我的建议吧　　If I may profer a suggestion　　31　　00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,560　　在这个国家广袤的土地上林立着无数个酒吧　　in bars, all across this great nation　　32　　00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,450　　我们的周四应该是美女之夜　　Our Thursday night is Ladies' Night　　33　　00:01:31,450 --> 00:01:34,890　　到了晚上我们就衣冠楚楚倾巢出动　　Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking　　34　　00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:35,660　　99分一杯的玛格丽特　　99 cent margaritas　　35　　00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,460　　还有买一送一的果子冻饮料　　and two-for-one jello shot　　36　　00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:41,800　　拜托　　霍华德　　Come on Howard,　　37　　00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,790　　我们在酒吧泡妞的成功率几乎为零　　The odds of us picking up girls at bar is practically zero　　38　　00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:47,240　　你听过德瑞克方程式么　　ok, Really, are you familiar the Drake equation　　39　　00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,100　　那个用来估算 与外星人接触的概率　　The one that estimates the odds making contact with the extraterrestrials　　40　　00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,240　　通过计算逐步增加的　　By calculating the product of increasing　　41　　00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,940　　一系列分数值的乘积　　restricted　　series of fractional value　　42　　00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,290　　比如具有行星的星系　　such as external planet　　43　　00:01:54,290 --> 00:01:55,800　　或者有生命存在的行星　　and the planet likely to develop life　　44　　00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:00,400　　N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L　　N=R*Fp*Ne*Fl*Fi*Fc*L　　45　　00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,290　　对　　就是那个　　Yeah, That one.　　46　　00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:14,430　　你可以通过把　　you can modify it to calculate our chance of having sex　　47　　00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:17,170　　数据改成洛城单身女人的数量和　　by changing the formula to use the number of single women in LA　　48　　00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,490　　通过沃罗威茨系数计算出来天仙妹妹数量　　and the number of those i find attractive　　49　　00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:22,680　　用来计算我们有爱可做的概率　　by what i call the wolowitz coefficient　　50　　00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,280　　沃罗威茨系数?　　The wolowitz coefficient?　　51　　00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,300　　欲望*次数*压力的平方　　needing us times stress size square　　52　　00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:30,790　　计数来看　　counting the numbers i come　　53　　00:02:30,790 --> 00:02:35,450　　我周围40英里范围内有5812个潜在性伙伴　　up with conservative 5812 potential sex partners within a 40miles radius　　54　　00:02:35,930 --> 00:02:37,230　　你开玩笑吧　　you're joking.　　55　　00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,490　　我是个性饥渴的工程师　　莱纳德　　i am a horny engineer leonard.　　56　　00:02:41,130 --> 00:02:43,250　　我从不拿数学和性开玩笑　　i never joke about math or sex.　　57　　00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:48,460　　那还等什么　　俺们快去钓马子　　what are we waiting for? lets bounce bitches.　　58　　00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:51,430　　你说得对　　oh, you're right.　　59　　00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:53,350　　今天是一切皆有可能的星期四　　it's anything can happen thursday　　60　　00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:54,920　　大家去酒吧美眉　　let's hit the club and meet hot women.　　61　　00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,860　　太对了　　看好女儿哦　　here we go, lock up your daughter.　　62　　00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:59,190　　不然我们上完可不买账哦　　we're going to hit them and quit them.　　63　　00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,220　　还是吃完东西去漫画书店吧　　or we can finish eating and then go to the comic book store.　　64　　00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,530　　也是个好主意　　also a good plan.　　65　　00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:13,500　　好吧　　但下个一切皆有可能的星期四　　all right. but next anything can happen on thursday.　　66　　00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,610　　我们一定要去酒吧　　we ll definitely go into a bar　　67　　00:03:14,610 --> 00:03:15,880　　当然了　　Absolutely.　　68　　00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,320　　听见没有　　美女们　　我们迟早会临幸你们的　　You heard that ladies night, ladies we are eventually coming for you.　　69　　00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,110　　有意思　　Fascinating.　　70　　00:03:51,140 --> 00:03:52,480　　伙计们　　去哪儿　　Oh Hey Guys, Where are you heading?　　71　　00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,660　　漫画书店　　To the comic bookstore.　　72　　00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:57,060　　你可能在想　　星期三去漫画书店　　You are probably thinking the comic bookstore on a Thursday　　73　　00:03:57,060 --> 00:04:00,260　　明明要掉到兔子洞　　怎么就变成迷幻世界了　　Why falling down the rabbit hole and into a land of magnet.　　74　　00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:02,240　　如果你没有听懂的话　　If you've failed to take into account Penny　　75　　00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,660　　今天是一切皆有可能的星期四　　This is anything-can-happen-Thursday　　76　　00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,040　　被你说对了　　You got me.　　77　　00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,830　　你们能不能帮我挑几本漫画　　Oh hey, while you are there could you pick me up a few comics　　78　　00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,620　　给我外甥当生日礼物　　for my nephew's birthday?　　79　　00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:13,950　　你说的是漫画书吧　　No, I think you mean comic books　　80　　00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:16,330　　漫画只是苍白无力的幽默　　comics are feeble attempts humor featuring　　81　　00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:18,680　　搞些说话的小人儿　　拟人的宠物　　talking babies and anthropomorphized pets　　82　　00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:22,310　　旧时有个乐观的名字叫"开心一刻"　　found traditionally in the optimistically named funny pages.　　83　　00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:26,630　　莱纳德能不能帮我挑几本漫画　　Leonard can you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?　　84　　00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:27,760　　好啊　　他爱看什么　　Sure what does he like?　　85　　00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,920　　不晓得　　他才13岁　　随便挑吧　　I don't know. he is thirteen, just pick out anything.　　86　　00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,320　　随便挑?　　Just pick out anything?　　87　　00:04:33,180 --> 00:04:35,080　　说不定我们能在不知道尺码的情况下　　May be the same time we can pick out a new suit for him　　88　　00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,680　　给他挑一套新衣服　　without knowing his size.　　89　　00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,040　　或者在不知道他职业倾向的情况下　　or pick out his career form　　90　　00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,440　　给他挑一份工作申请表　　without knowing his aptitude.　　91　　00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,000　　又或者在不知道他膳食纤维需求的情况下　　or pick out his breakfast cereal　　92　　00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,700　　给他挑一盒早餐麦片　　without knowing his fiber requirements　　93　　00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:47,200　　或者他喜不喜欢小软糖　　Or his feelings about little marshmallows.　　94　　00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,830　　《蜘蛛侠》　　给他挑《蜘蛛侠》　　Spider-man. get him spider-man.　　95　　00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:53,640　　《神奇蜘蛛侠》　　《终极蜘蛛侠》　　《惊奇蜘蛛侠》　　Amazing spider-man, ultimate spider-man, spectacular spider-man,　　96　　00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,100　　《惊险蜘蛛侠》　　《蜘蛛侠2099》　　The marvelous adventures of spider-man, spider-man 2099?　　97　　00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,560　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　98　　00:04:58,630 --> 00:04:59,960　　你知道他会说个没完　　You know this can go on all night.　　99　　00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,230　　直接跟我们去吧　　Why don't you just come with us?　　100　　00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,140　　我就是不想跟你们去　　That's what I was trying to avoid.　　101　　00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:09,100　　我把《惊叹蜘蛛侠》给忘了　　Oh, I forgot sensational spider-man.　　102　　00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,650　　多可爱的小店啊　　Aw, what a cute, little store.　　103　　00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:22,500　　大家都盯着我　　Ev-everybody's staring at me.　　104　　00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,500　　别担心　　他们比你还惊讶呢　　Don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them.　　105　　00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,830　　咋不像呢　　Unlikely.　　106　　00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,700　　送这个给我侄子怎么样　　Here, what about this one for my nephew?　　107　　00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,200　　-眼光一流　　-太好了　　- A superb choice. - oh, great.　　108　　00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:39,290　　但他必须看过《无限危机》和《52》　　Provided he has already read infinite crisis and 52,　　109　　00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:43,100　　还要熟悉DC的多元宇宙重建　　And is familiar with the reestablishment of the dc multiverse.　　110　　00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,160　　什么是多元宇宙　　What's a "multiverse"?　　111　　00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:48,230　　带她出去　　Get her out of here.　　112　　00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,060　　来吧　　我帮你选　　Come on, I'll help you pick something.　　113　　00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,430　　没错　　她和我们是一起的　　That's right. she's with us.　　114　　00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,230　　这些家伙真可怜　　Guys like that are so pathetic.　　115　　00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,660　　说说看　　Tell me about it.　　116　　00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,430　　瞧　　新版蝙蝠侠皮带扣哦　　Ooh, look, a new batman belt buckle.　　117　　00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:08,830　　好啊　　莱纳德　　Oh, hey, leonard.　　118　　00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,200　　需要帮忙吗　　Can I help you find something?　　119　　00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,630　　你好　　史都华　　这是佩妮　　Oh, hey, Stuart. this is penny.　　120　　00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,300　　她想买几本漫画书　　She's just looking for some comic books.　　121　　00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,600　　是吗　　Oh, really, wow.　　122　　00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,830　　如果不是自愿来的　　眨两下眼睛　　Blink twice if you're here against your will.　　123　　00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,800　　还好啦　　史都华　　I think we're fine, stuart.　　124　　00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:22,130　　需要帮忙就叫我　　Okay. well, let me know if you need anything.　　125　　00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,500　　谢谢　　Thanks.　　126　　00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:26,660　　他人好像挺不错呢　　Oh, he seems like a nice guy.　　127　　00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:29,760　　你说喜欢漫画的人吗　　You mean for someone who's into comic books?　　128　　00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:31,130　　不　　不是　　No. no-no-no.　　129　　00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,830　　我是说...没错　　I just meant for... yeah.　　130　　00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:34,140　　佩妮　　Penny,　　131　　00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:37,660　　喜欢漫画不代表就是怪人　　Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdos.　　132　　00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,460　　史都华是个天才艺术家呢　　Stuart's a terrific artist.　　133　　00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,630　　他在罗德岛学校学过设计　　He went to the rhode island school of design.　　134　　00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,650　　那那个穿超人T恤　　What about the guy over there in the　　135　　00:06:43,650 --> 00:06:45,900　　还塞进运动裤的人呢　　Superhero t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?　　136　　00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,830　　那是运动裤船长　　Uh, yeah, that's captain sweatpants.　　137　　00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:54,700　　他确实不是我说的那种人　　He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make.　　138　　00:06:56,530 --> 00:07:10,900　　-买过　　-买过　　- Got it. - got it.　　139　　00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,330　　-没买　　- 没买　　- Need it! - Need it!　　140　　00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,340　　放手　　谢尔顿　　Let it go, sheldon.　　141　　00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,140　　为什么　　我先看到的　　Why should I let go? I saw it first.　　142　　00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,100　　但我从正面看到的　　Yes, but I saw it from the front.　　143　　00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:20,670　　这算什么伎俩　　A far less impressive feat.　　144　　00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:21,770　　拜托　　Oh, come on!　　145　　00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,470　　我要收藏《蝙蝠侠》系列的　　I need this for my batman collection.　　146　　00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,170　　我还要收藏《神通罗宾》呢　　Well, I need it for my robin collection.　　147　　00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,840　　石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克　　Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-spock?　　148　　00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:27,940　　我干嘛要冒险　　Why would I gamble?　　149　　00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000　　我的　　放手　　It's mine. let go.　　150　　00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,300　　-你放手　　-你放手　　- You let go. - no, you!　　151　　00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,970　　-你放手　　-怎么回事　　- No, you! - problem?　　152　　00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,270　　他抢我的漫画书　　Yes. he won't let go of my comic book.　　153　　00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:34,340　　是我的才对　　It's my comic book!　　154　　00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,770　　莱纳德　　做个裁决　　Leonard, we need a ruling.　　155　　00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,470　　裁两半吧　　Cut it in half?　　156　　00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,300　　打扰一下　　Excuse me.　　157　　00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:41,440　　你好啊　　Oh, hello again.　　158　　00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,870　　给13岁男孩的礼物　　你有什么推荐　　Hi. what would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy?　　159　　00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:47,540　　13岁的女孩　　A 13-year-old girl.　　160　　00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:53,700　　如果你一定要选漫画的话　　试试这个　　But if you're dead set on a comic book, try... this.　　161　　00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,000　　《地狱神探》　　Oh, hellblazer.　　162　　00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,140　　讲什么的　　What's this about?　　163　　00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,100　　一个走在正邪之间　　因抽烟患有肺癌　　A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes,　　164　　00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:03,240　　被不死的灵魂折磨着的男人的故事　　Has lung cancer and is tormented by the spirits of the undead.　　165　　00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,440　　如果这个还不能让我成为最受欢迎阿姨　　Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt,　　166　　00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,840　　真不知道什么会了　　I don't know what will.　　167　　00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,700　　这画的是我?　　Is this me?　　168　　00:08:11,770 --> 00:08:14,040　　看情况了　　你喜欢么　　Depends. do you like it?　　169　　00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:16,140　　画的真棒　　Wow, it's really good.　　170　　00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,640　　没错　　就是你　　Yes, that's you.　　171　　00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:22,100　　太可爱了　　但如果我不喜欢呢　　That's so sweet, but what if I didn't like it?　　172　　00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,370　　还是你　　不过我就是个傻瓜　　It'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot.　　173　　00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:27,700　　真不敢相信　　I don't believe it.　　174　　00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:30,170　　史都华在对佩妮采取行动　　Stuart's putting the moves on penny.　　175　　00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,040　　我真该学学怎么画画　　I have got to learn how to draw.　　176　　00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:39,500　　再一次　　你被你的恶趣味打败　　Hey! once again, defeated by your own prurient interests.　　177　　00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:42,940　　哥几个　　你们有没有发现史都华霸着佩妮不放?　　Guys, have you seen stuart all up in penny's business over there?　　178　　00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,170　　没人霸着谁　　Nobody's up in anybody's business.　　179　　00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,070　　买完东西赶紧闪人吧　　Let's just buy our stuff and go.　　180　　00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,540　　你有我的电话号码了　　Okay, you've got my number.　　181　　00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,670　　现在　　把这幅画给我吧　　Now, give me the picture.　　182　　00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,440　　你真会砍价　　You drive a hard bargain.　　183　　00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,570　　给你　　But here.　　184　　00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,740　　记得打电话给我　　All right. so, um, just give me a call.　　185　　00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:04,400　　莱纳德　　你现在对"周四夜惊喜"怎么看　　So, leonard, how are you enjoying anything can happen thursday?　　186　　00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,270　　快看　　Look at that.　　187　　00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,340　　这有个凹痕　　That's a dent.　　188　　00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:17,340　　谢谢　　霍华德·"大拳"·沃罗威茨　　Thank you, howard "ham-fisted" wolowitz.　　189　　00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,650　　你在初版星际旅行"毛球的麻烦"　　Did you just shut the tv off in the middle of the classic　　190　　00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:27,700　　播到一半时居然把电视关了?　　The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode?　　191　　00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:30,140　　显然是这样的　　Apparently so.　　192　　00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,000　　你生病了?　　Are you ill?　　193　　00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:37,340　　-没有　　-好的　　- No. - all right.　　194　　00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,250　　这么说你就是因为今天早些时候　　Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some sort of　　195　　00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,670　　佩妮的事而在生闷气咯　　Emotional turmoil over the events involving penny earlier this evening?　　196　　00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:46,540　　你什么时候注意到的?　　When did you pick up on that?　　197　　00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,280　　就在刚才　　A moment ago,　　198　　00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,490　　看"毛球的麻烦"[《星际旅行》中的的经典篇章]　　When you turned off the tv in the middle of the classic　　199　　00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:54,170　　看到一半把电视关了的时候　　The original series "trouble with tribbles" crossover episode.　　200　　00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,040　　想听听我的建议么　　Would you like some advice?　　201　　00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,170　　当然了　　Sure, why not?　　202　　00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,990　　现在正是你写那种大家可以留言的　　Well then,This is the perfect time to launch a　　203　　00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,640　　博客的好时机　　Blog with an interactive comments section?　　204　　00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,170　　真是谢谢你了　　Gee, thanks a lot.　　205　　00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,400　　你想听听我对此事的看法么　　Would you rather I offer my personal insight?　　206　　00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:15,500　　不必了　　I don't need any insights.　　207　　00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:18,900　　我只想知道为什么佩妮对史都华比对我感兴趣　　I just want to know why penny's more interested in stuart than me.　　208　　00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:21,670　　我们差不多啊　　We're practically the same guy.　　209　　00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:22,970　　我不同意　　Oh, I disagree.　　210　　00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:27,730　　斯图尔特更高更有才　　自己当老板　　Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed and, most significantly,　　211　　00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:30,400　　更重要的是　　他买漫画打五五折　　He gets 45 percent off comic books.　　212　　00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:35,740　　你说的没错　　You're right.　　213　　00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,970　　我真该上网寻求陌生人的帮助　　I really should be asking strangers on the internet.　　214　　00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:41,900　　我早就说了　　My original point.　　215　　00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:47,870　　中国菜　　老式游戏　　Chinese food, vintage video games...　　216　　00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:51,100　　经历了不可思议的周四的噩梦　　After the nightmare of anything can happen thursday,　　217　　00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:54,200　　现在是遵循我所有习惯的周五了　　This is friday night the way it was meant to be.　　218　　00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,000　　谁同意周六来个无谢尔顿日　　Who's up for sheldon-free saturday?　　219　　00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,640　　大家好　　Oh, hey, guys.　　220　　00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,540　　佩妮好　　还有史都华　　Hey, penny... and stuart.　　221　　00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,670　　史都华好　　Hey, stuart.　　222　　00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,970　　大家好　　Hey, guys.　　223　　00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,470　　你们哪玩去　　So what are you kids up to?　　224　　00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:11,240　　画展有史都华的一幅画　　今天正好开幕　　Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight.　　225　　00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,670　　你们两个一起去呀　　真好　　And you guys are going together. great...　　226　　00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,840　　真不错　　It is great.　　227　　00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,170　　真的很不错　　Really great.　　228　　00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,000　　简直棒极了　　Freaking awesome.　　229　　00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,640　　你们打算干什么　　What are you guys doing?　　230　　00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,550　　今天是周五　　也就是中国菜和老式游戏　　It's friday night-- that means chinese food and vintage video games,　　231　　00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:23,900　　对不　　Right?　　232　　00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:27,270　　老式这个词不足以形容我们的计划　　Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned.　　233　　00:11:27,340 --> 00:11:31,700　　今夜　　我们要玩经典的1980冒险游戏ZORK　　Tonight, we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, zork.　　234　　00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,070　　而且是有漏洞的贝塔版　　It's the buggy beta version.　　235　　00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,070　　强　　ZORK呢　　Wow, zork.　　236　　00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,270　　你们玩得开心　　Well, you guys have fun.　　237　　00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:40,140　　再见　　Yeah. see you guys.　　238　　00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,400　　再见　　史都华　　See you, stuart.　　239　　00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:43,640　　-霍华德　　-什么　　- Hey, howard? - yes?　　240　　00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,940　　带我去酒吧泡妞　　Take me to a bar with women.　　241　　00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,840　　-真的吗　　-对　　- Really? - yeah.　　242　　00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:51,470　　好　　Okay!　　243　　00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,000　　我先进去把内裤脱了　　Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear.　　244　　00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,370　　为什么　　Why?　　245　　00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:04,500　　如果今晚走运　　我可不想被潜水侠内裤卡住　　Well, if I get lucky, I don't want to be caught in my aquaman briefs.　　246　　00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:18,540　　来杯鸡尾酒　　上面插把小雨伞　　May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?　　247　　00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,840　　-不　　不用了　　-为什么　　- No, he may not. - why?　　248　　00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,820　　我才不会和一个喝鸡尾酒　　I'm not sitting here with a guy　　249　　00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:25,740　　还要插把雨伞的人坐一起　　Drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella.　　250　　00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,440　　好吧　　Fine.　　251　　00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,340　　换巧克力马提尼　　I'll have a chocolate martini.　　252　　00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,540　　又错了　　Wrong again!　　253　　00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,950　　拜托 你知道我不醉得像　　Come on, you know I can't talk to women unless　　254　　00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:36,480　　印度灯节里的灯那么旺就没法搭讪　　I'm lit up like the hindu festival of dewali.　　255　　00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,340　　听着　　洛城有很多酒吧　　Look, There are plenty of bars in los angeles　　256　　00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,140　　可以让你点这些加巧克力的鸡尾酒和巧克力马丁尼　　where you can order grasshoppers and Chocolate martinis,　　257　　00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:48,940　　但去那里已没必要点　　因为没女人了　　but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them.　　258　　00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:51,110　　开窍了　　gotcha.　　259　　00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:54,100　　我点杯白兰地亚历山大　　I'll have a brandy alexander.　　260　　00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,780　　三剑客变成双飞侠了　　All right, the three musketeers just became the dynamic duo.　　261　　00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,880　　我们不去勾搭那些女的?　　Should we talk to some of these women?　　262　　00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:04,040　　不　　现在还太早了　　No. it's way too early in the night for that.　　263　　00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:08,210　　先让律师和运动员挑肥拣瘦　　然后呢　　See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd, and then...　　264　　00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,010　　我们就直接上老弱病残的　　We go after the weak and the old and the lame.　　265　　00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:13,540　　这就是你的秘诀　　That's your system?　　266　　00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,110　　没错　　That's my system.　　267　　00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:20,110　　如果看到有个带导盲犬的妞　　她是我的　　Oh, and if you spot a chick with a seeing eye dog, she's mine.　　268　　00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:24,900　　拜托　　Oh, come on.　　269　　00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:29,110　　我感觉运动裤船长参加你的开幕式也无妨　　I think it's nice that captain sweatpants showed up to your art opening.　　270　　00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:34,240　　如果他没碰所有奶酪的话更好　　Yeah, it would have been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese.　　271　　00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,880　　时间还早　　You know, it's kind of early.　　272　　00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,980　　你想喝点咖啡什么的吗　　Do you want to maybe come in for some coffee or something?　　273　　00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,340　　好像咖啡晚了点啊　　Oh, gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it?　　274　　00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,440　　你以为喝咖啡只是喝咖啡呢　　Oh, you think "coffee," means coffee.　　275　　00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:48,910　　太纯洁了　　That is so sweet.　　276　　00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,040　　来吧　　我有脱咖啡因的　　Come on. I think I have decaf.　　277　　00:13:52,110 --> 00:13:53,810　　太好了　　史都华　　Oh, good. stuart.　　278　　00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,180　　我听到你在说话　　I thought I heard your voice.　　279　　00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,810　　你有空吗　　Do you have a moment?　　280　　00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,980　　大概吧　　Uh, yeah, I guess.　　281　　00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,480　　谢尔顿　　我们有点忙　　Sheldon, we're a little busy here, so...　　282　　00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,410　　你们干啥呢　　What are you doing?　　283　　00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,610　　我们要喝咖啡　　We're having coffee.　　284　　00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,910　　现在喝咖啡太晚了吧　　Well, isn't it a little late for coffee?　　285　　00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,910　　没事　　她有脱咖啡因的　　It's okay. she thinks she has decaf.　　286　　00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,110　　我去找找　　I'll just go look for it.　　287　　00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,540　　怎么了　　What's up?　　288　　00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:18,380　　我刚才三小时都在网上蝙蝠侠　　Well,　　I've spent the last three hours in an online debate　　289　　00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:21,210　　坛子上辩论　　想找你帮忙　　In the dc comics batman chatroom, and I need your help.　　290　　00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,580　　那些小子很顽固的　　Oh, yeah. those guys can be very stubborn.　　291　　00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,740　　什么话题　　What's the topic?　　292　　00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:28,270　　我觉得如果蝙蝠侠的死是永久的　　I am asserting, in the event that batman's death proves permanent,　　293　　00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:30,020　　那么第一任罗宾　　迪克·格雷森　　The original robin, dick grayson,　　294　　00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,380　　是他最合逻辑的继任人　　Is the logical successor to the bat cowl.　　295　　00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,940　　谢尔顿　　恐怕你错得太离谱了　　Ooh. sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong.　　296　　00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,080　　什么　　More wrong?　　297　　00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:49,340　　错是绝对化的　　没有比较级的　　Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.　　298　　00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,740　　当然有　　Of course it is.　　299　　00:14:50,810 --> 00:14:52,940　　说番茄是蔬菜是小错　　It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable.　　300　　00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:56,610　　说番茄是悬索桥是大错特错　　It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.　　301　　00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:00,690　　话说回来　　迪克后来成了黑翼侠　　But returning to the original issue, dick grayson became nightwing,　　302　　00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,580　　单独成英雄了　　A superhero in his own right.　　303　　00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,440　　蝙蝠侠二代肯定是第二任罗宾　　杰森·托特　　Batman 2 has to be the second robin, jason todd.　　304　　00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,910　　肯定　　肯定　　Has to be? has to be?　　305　　00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,980　　我看你是故意挑衅　　I hope you're being deliberately provocative.　　306　　00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,510　　我找到了　　I found the decaf!　　307　　00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,640　　太好了　　Oh, great!　　308　　00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:18,040　　给我一杯凉茶　　Herbal tea for me, please.　　309　　00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,570　　酒保 来杯亚历山大鸡尾酒　　Barkeep! Alexander me.　　310　　00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:26,450　　那边两个怎么样　　How about those two?　　311　　00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,430　　不行 她们在吃花生呢　　No... They're eating peanuts.　　312　　00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:32,440　　我又过敏　　亲个嘴估计就得在西奈医院呆一周　　And my allergies, one kiss would put me in cedars-sinai for a week.　　313　　00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,980　　角落里的那个呢　　What about the ones in the corner?　　314　　00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,350　　有希望　　很有希望　　Possible. very possible.　　315　　00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,320　　你是想要那个戴颈圈的呢　　Do you want the one in the whiplash collar　　316　　00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,920　　还是老眨眼睛的那个呢　　or the one who keeps blinking?　　317　　00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,750　　我觉得眨眼睛" type="audio/mpeg" />-->