00:00:03,330　　你是星战银河系里的吗　　Okay. Are you from the Star Wars universe?　　2　　00:00:03,330 --> 00:00:04,500　　是　　Yes.　　3　　00:00:04,570 --> 00:00:05,870　　是原始三部曲里的吗　　Were you in the original trilogy?　　4　　00:00:05,930 --> 00:00:06,590　　是　　Yes.　　5　　00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:10,760　　是不是我钱包里 夹着一张你穿金属比基尼的照片　　Oh, is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?　　6　　00:00:11,930 --> 00:00:13,660　　老天　　我可不希望如此　　God, I hope not.　　7　　00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,660　　不对　　不是莱娅公主　　And no, I'm not Princess Leia.　　8　　00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:18,190　　轮到我了　　Okay, okay. My turn. Um...　　9　　00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:20,560　　六部星战电影都有你吗　　Are you in all six Star Wars movies?　　10　　00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:22,160　　-对　　-有意思　　- Yes. - Interesting.　　11　　00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,590　　你是机器人吗　　Are you a droid?　　12　　00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:24,630　　是　　Yes.　　13　　00:00:24,690 --> 00:00:26,530　　是不是有点像闪闪亮的谢尔顿　　Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?　　14　　00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,690　　是　　Yes.　　15　　00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,090　　C-3PO　　C-3PO.　　16　　00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,330　　猜对了　　You got it.　　17　　00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:35,930　　太荒谬了　　That's preposterous.　　18　　00:00:35,990 --> 00:00:37,990　　我才不像C-3PO呢　　I do not resemble C-3PO.　　19　　00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:39,190　　别误会　　Don't get me wrong.　　20　　00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,960　　虽然受宠若惊　　但我不这么认为　　I'm flattered. I just don't see it.　　21　　00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,960　　[手机铃声:她用科学迷了我的眼]　　22　　00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,330　　是莱斯利·温克尔　　Leslie Winkle.　　23　　00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:51,590　　接通"互利友人"　　You've reached "Friends with Benefits."　　24　　00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:54,630　　性爱电招　　请按一　　For a booty call, press one now.　　25　　00:00:57,730 --> 00:00:59,590　　什么叫做　　What exactly does that expression mean,　　26　　00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,160　　"互利友人"　　"friends with benefits"?　　27　　00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:04,760　　他给她提供健康保障了?　　Does he provide her with health insurance?　　28　　00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:06,090　　不是　　No.　　29　　00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:10,300　　想象你和某人 保持性交关系　　Imagine you maintained a friendship with someone you had sex with,　　30　　00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:13,660　　但同时能和任何人约会　　but you were free to date whoever you wanted.　　31　　00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:17,100　　抱歉　　我想不出任何一个　　I'm sorry. I can't imagine any of that.　　32　　00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,160　　还是玩游戏吧　　All right. Back to the game.　　33　　00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:20,920　　应该轮到我了　　I believe it's my turn.　　34　　00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,330　　你们随时可以提问了　　You may begin your questions whenever you're ready.　　35　　00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,300　　你是斯波克吧[星战人物]　　Are you Spock?　　36　　00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,500　　我不喜欢这个游戏　　I don't like this game.　　37　　00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:34,430　　轮到谁了　　So, where were we?　　38　　00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:35,930　　你不是应招去做爱吗　　Aren't you leaving for your booty call?　　39　　00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,930　　不是　　是其他事　　No, it was something else.　　40　　00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,500　　怎么什么事都要和性爱挂钩　　拜托　　Why does everything have to be about sex with you? Come on.　　41　　00:01:40,570 --> 00:01:42,100　　轮到谁了　　Whose turn is it?　　42　　00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:42,950　　到你了　　We were up to you.　　43　　00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:44,420　　好　　开始吧　　Great. Just start.　　44　　00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:46,370　　好　　Okay, let's see.　　45　　00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:48,600　　你是连续剧里的吗　　Are you from a TV series?　　46　　00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:50,230　　她把我甩了　　She dumped me!　　47　　00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:55,100　　我看他是《巴比伦5号》的　　I bet he's someone from Babylon 5.　　48　　00:01:55,170 --> 00:01:57,000　　我们猜不中了　　We're never going to get it.　　49　　00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,730　　莱斯利怎么了　　为什么甩你　　What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you?　　50　　00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,430　　我不知道　　她就说　　I don't know. She just said,　　51　　00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:29,500　　霍华德　　老娘见异思迁了　　"Howard, Mama's a rolling stone."　　52　　00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:34,130　　然后电话哔了一声就挂了　　Then her call waiting beeped and she was gone.　　53　　00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,230　　我不明白　　I don't understand.　　54　　00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:41,000　　如果你们之间没有感情　　If you were in a non-emotional relationship, then why　　55　　00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:45,300　　怎么情绪反应得这么波动　　are you having what appears to be an emotional response?　　56　　00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:47,430　　谢尔顿　　他显然对她有感情　　Sheldon, he obviously had feelings for her.　　57　　00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,370　　我当然对她有感情　　Of course I had feelings for her.　　58　　00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:52,600　　我看了她的裸体呢　　老天　　I saw her naked, for God's sake.　　59　　00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:55,330　　你要转移一下注意力　　Okay, look, you just need to get your mind off it.　　60　　00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,170　　想不想去漫画书店　　Do you want to go to the comic book store?　　61　　00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:58,270　　或者看部电影　　Maybe go see a movie?　　62　　00:02:58,330 --> 00:03:00,470　　我哪也不想去　　I don't want to go anywhere.　　63　　00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:05,800　　我发现内华达州有一大堆　　I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada　　64　　00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:08,270　　特别设计的城市能帮霍华德这类人　　designed specifically to help people like Howard　　65　　00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:10,670　　忘却他们的烦恼　　forget their problems.　　66　　00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,400　　直接用新烦恼替代　　They can replace them with new problems such as alcoholism,　　67　　00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:18,000　　比如酗酒　　赌博　　性传播疾病　　gambling addiction, and sexually transmitted diseases.　　68　　00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:25,000　　是我想错了　　还是谢尔顿在说去维加斯　　Is it me, or was that Sheldon's way of saying, "Vegas, baby!"?　　69　　00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,870　　我没去过那儿　　你呢　　I've never been there. Have you?　　70　　00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:29,370　　我也没有　　Me? No.　　71　　00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:32,970　　我引用文森·沃恩在《摇摆者》里的话而已　　I just got "Vegas, baby!" from Vince Vaughn in Swingers.　　72　　00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:37,370　　应该不错啊　　反正现在周末也空下来了　　It could be fun. I know my weekend's wide open, now that...　　73　　00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:44,600　　就这么办　　我们去维加斯吧　　Okay, let's do this. Let's go to Las Vegas.　　74　　00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:46,270　　-现在就去吗　　-何乐而不为呢　　- Now? Right now? - Why not?　　75　　00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:48,030　　大家都做即兴的事　　People do things "right now," all the time.　　76　　00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:49,870　　我们也即兴一把　　Why can't we be "right now" people, too?　　77　　00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,800　　回家收拾行李　　我们就是即兴一族了　　Go home, pack a bag, and we'll be "right now" people.　　78　　00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:56,030　　但是 我得先去药店买药　　I mean, I have to stop at the drug store to refill a prescription,　　79　　00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,530　　买完药　　我们就即兴去　　but after that, we'll go right now.　　80　　00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,030　　你意下如何　　霍华德　　What do you say, Howard?　　81　　00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,930　　我觉得　　I say...　　82　　00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,700　　去维加斯吧　　"Vegas, baby!"　　83　　00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:05,470　　你怎么跟你妈说　　What are you going to tell your mother?　　84　　00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:06,830　　我去海洋世界　　"Sea World, baby!"　　85　　00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:13,270　　谢尔顿　　你去吗　　Hey, Sheldon, are you coming?　　86　　00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:15,630　　即使让丽蝇在我耳道里　　I'd rather have a blowfly lay eggs　　87　　00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:19,130　　产卵孵幼虫　　我也不去　　and hatch larvae in my auditory canal.　　88　　00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,900　　行　　我们会给你带T恤　　Great. We'll bring you back a t-shirt.　　89　　00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:27,900　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　90　　00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,870　　你好啊　　邻居　　Hello, neighbor.　　91　　00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:32,200　　你好　　谢尔顿　　Hello, Sheldon.　　92　　00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:34,900　　这个美好的夜晚过得愉快么　　And how are you this fine evening?　　93　　00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,200　　愉快　　Great.　　94　　00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:37,900　　很好　　真高兴　　Good. I'm glad.　　95　　00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:39,170　　是吗　　Really?　　96　　00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:41,030　　你喝醉了?　　Are you drunk?　　97　　00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,970　　我就是心情好嘛　　I'm just in a good mood.　　98　　00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:45,170　　我的同胞们都去维加斯了　　While my compatriots are in Las Vegas,　　99　　00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:49,570　　我就能在这美好的夜晚 独自享受《孤独要塞》了　　I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.　　100　　00:04:49,630 --> 00:04:53,270　　你指的是超人的那个大冰冻那啥对吧　　That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?　　101　　00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:55,130　　我现在心情好　　You know, I'm in such a good mood,　　102　　00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,030　　居然觉得你对英语词汇掌握之贫乏　　I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp　　103　　00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:01,570　　甚至有一点可爱的说　　of the English language folksy and charming today.　　104　　00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:03,770　　什么闻着这么香　　Mmm. What smells so good?　　105　　00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:08,070　　这是奶油咖喱的醉人香气　　That is the intoxicating aroma of Kadhai Paneer,　　106　　00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:09,900　　更是对这个自由的傍晚　　a perfect culinary representation　　107　　00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:11,430　　通过美食的完美体现　　of the freedom this evening holds.　　108　　00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,800　　这不光是库萨帕里所厌恶的印度美食　　Not only is it Indian cuisine, which Koothrappali loathes,　　109　　00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:16,930　　并且有大量花生作为配菜　　it contains a generous helping of peanuts,　　110　　00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,070　　能把沃罗威茨变成一个97磅的呼哧呼哧的大泡泡　　which would reduce Wolowitz to a wheezing 97-pound blister.　　111　　00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,900　　还有　　主料是干酪　　一种农家芝士　　And finally, its main ingredient is paneer, a farmer's cheese　　112　　00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:29,400　　莱纳德食用后会瞬间让同房间的人　　that would cause Leonard to render any room uninhabitable　　113　　00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:31,470　　死不见血　　within minutes.　　114　　00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:34,630　　好吃啊　　Yum.　　115　　00:05:36,330 --> 00:05:37,930　　那就祝你晚上玩得开心　　Well, enjoy your big evening.　　116　　00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,130　　佩妮　　Penny.　　117　　00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:42,170　　我知道你今晚也是一个人　　I realize you're also on your own tonight,　　118　　00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,730　　如果你万一觉得一个人无聊了　　so if, at some point, you find yourself with nothing to do,　　119　　00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,130　　请不要来打扰我　　please do not disturb me.　　120　　00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:49,930　　谢尔顿　　玩得开心　　Have fun, Sheldon.　　121　　00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,400　　当然会了　　Oh, I shall.　　122　　00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,500　　不要啊　　No!　　123　　00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,200　　超人同志　　您怎么了　　What's wrong, Superman?　　124　　00:06:08,270 --> 00:06:10,330　　被锁在你的大冰冻那啥外面了么　　Locked out of your big ice thingy?　　125　　00:06:18,530 --> 00:06:20,170　　快看　　Look at this.　　126　　00:06:20,230 --> 00:06:22,600　　漱口水　　润肤露　　沐浴液　　Mouthwash, lotion, body wash.　　127　　00:06:22,670 --> 00:06:23,630　　洗发水护发素　　Shampoo and conditioner　　128　　00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,970　　全部在一个小瓶子里　　together in one tiny bottle.　　129　　00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,830　　我爱拉斯维加斯　　I love Las Vegas.　　130　　00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:32,230　　霍华德　　能借我你的须后水用用么　　Howard, could I borrow some aftershave?　　131　　00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,030　　黑色的包里　　上面那层　　Black case, top compartment.　　132　　00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,430　　这么多古龙水　　That's a lot of cologne.　　133　　00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,770　　第一排是你要的麝香型　　First row are your musks. Second is woods,　　134　　00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:47,100　　第二排是木头 皮革和植物味　　leathers and botanicals.　　135　　00:06:47,170 --> 00:06:50,870　　第三排是配套的外激素　　慎用　　Third is assorted pheromones. Tread lightly.　　136　　00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,730　　霍华德　　精神可嘉　　That's the spirit, Howard.　　137　　00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,830　　我们能行　　Yes, we can.　　138　　00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:06,100　　我们走吧　　Come on. Let's go.　　139　　00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:08,870　　你们先去　　我还有封邮件要回　　You guys go ahead. I just have to finish up an email.　　140　　00:07:08,930 --> 00:07:12,730　　才不是邮件呢　　你在看莱斯利的FACEBOOK主页　　That's not an email. That's Leslie's Facebook page.　　141　　00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,900　　好吧　　Okay, fine.　　142　　00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:15,330　　我是在看她的主页　　I'm checking her Facebook page.　　143　　00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,630　　你看她的状态更新了　　她说她把我甩了　　Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me.　　144　　00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,270　　大家需要知道是我甩了她　　People need to know I dumped her.　　145　　00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,770　　事实是她甩你啊　　But she did dump you.　　146　　00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:25,730　　拉杰　　醒醒吧　　互联网上无事实　　Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.　　147　　00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:31,470　　你们先去吧　　我等下就去找你们　　Just go. I'll catch up with you.　　148　　00:07:31,530 --> 00:07:33,030　　好吧　　All right.　　149　　00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:36,200　　我们该计划一下　　万一我们走桃花运呢　　Oh, we should have a plan in case one of us gets lucky.　　150　　00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:42,030　　如果我走运了　　我就带她　　Okay, uh, if I get lucky, I'll take her　　151　　00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:45,070　　去我在哥谭城外的古堡[蝙蝠侠居住的城市]　　to my stately manner outside Gotham City, and...　　152　　00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:48,230　　如果你走运了　　我就去月亮上睡　　if you get lucky, I'll sleep on the moon.　　153　　00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:52,100　　计划不错　　Sounds like a plan.　　154　　00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:56,570　　等着　　我记得备用钥匙就放在这附近　　Hang on. I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.　　155　　00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:58,970　　我们有个碗　　We have a bowl.　　156　　00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:02,000　　钥匙都放那个碗里　　Our keys go in a bowl.　　157　　00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:04,000　　你应该弄个碗　　You should get a bowl.　　158　　00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:06,630　　那么请问美丽心灵的谢尔顿·库珀　　So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper　　159　　00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,500　　是怎么忘带钥匙的　　forget his key in the first place?　　160　　00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:11,700　　我把它们落在碗里了　　I left them in the bowl.　　161　　00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,930　　我想起来备用钥匙在哪了　　I just remembered where the emergency key is.　　162　　00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,100　　-在哪　　-在你们家　　- Where? - In your apartment.　　163　　00:08:17,170 --> 00:08:18,230　　怎么在我们家　　What's it doing in my apartment?　　164　　00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:20,300　　我几周前去过　　Well, I went in there a few weeks ago,　　165　　00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,300　　你们不在家　　被我落在那了　　and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there.　　166　　00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:23,600　　你进了我...为什么　　You went in my... Why would...　　167　　00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,030　　你说什么呢　　What are you saying?　　168　　00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,400　　没什么大不了的　　It's not a big deal. I was making　　169　　00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:28,600　　我泡咖啡的时候没牛奶了　　coffee and I ran out of milk.　　170　　00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:31,370　　你就是那个偷奶贼啊　　You're the milk thief!　　171　　00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:37,370　　莱纳德说我疯了 但我知道牛奶盒是轻了一些　　Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.　　172　　00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:38,900　　好啦　　谢尔顿　　淡定　　All right. Sheldon, look. Just calm down.　　173　　00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:41,570　　我给公寓管理员打电话　　叫他来开门　　I will call the building manager and he'll come open your door.　　174　　00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:43,500　　你可以一边等　　一边吃饭　　You just eat your dinner here while you're waiting.　　175　　00:08:43,570 --> 00:08:46,900　　吃?　　我的晚饭?　　在你家?　　Eat? My dinner? In your apartment?　　176　　00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:47,900　　是啊　　怎么了　　Yeah. Why not?　　177　　00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:50,270　　是啊　　怎么了　　Sure. Why not?　　178　　00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,900　　日落之后　　我们再坐着我的小皮卡　　And after the sun's down, we can all pile in my pickup　　179　　00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:55,330　　去小溪边裸泳多好　　and go skinny-dipping down at the crick.　　180　　00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:59,330　　因为今天是失去理智的日子　　Cause today is the day to stop making sense.　　181　　00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,570　　谢谢　　Thanks.　　182　　00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,970　　告诉你　　莱纳德　　老虎机　　I'm telling you, Leonard... video slots...　　183　　00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:11,000　　大胸吧台妹端来的免费饮料　　free drinks brought to us by a bosomy barmaid　　184　　00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:13,700　　只要三块九毛五的鲜虾自助　　and all you can eat shrimp for $3.95.　　185　　00:09:15,230 --> 00:09:18,570　　迪斯尼一边去吧　　Disneyland can suck it.　　186　　00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,930　　这里真是人间仙境　　This is the real happiest place on earth.　　187　　00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,230　　哥们快看　　Dude, check it out!　　188　　00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,970　　还有整月的洗衣钱　　That's laundry for a month!　　189　　00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:42,030　　你好　　Hello.　　190　　00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:43,700　　你叫什么　　What's your name?　　191　　00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:47,370　　拉杰·罗摩衍那·库萨帕里　　Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.　　192　　00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:49,500　　你好　　拉杰拉杰·罗...　　Hello, Rajesh Ra--　　193　　00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:52,200　　嗨　　拉杰　　Hi, Rajesh.　　194　　00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:53,200　　我是迈克拉　　I'm Michaela.　　195　　00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:54,400　　你好　　迈克拉　　Hello, Michaela.　　196　　00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,970　　你想来个小小的聚会么　　So, you interested in a little party?　　197　　00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:01,030　　好啊　　我喜欢聚会　　Why, yes, I love to party.　　198　　00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,730　　聚会是我的中间名　　Party is my middle name.　　199　　00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:06,730　　如果不是罗摩衍那的话　　Or, it would be if it weren't Ramayan.　　200　　00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,370　　拉杰　　我能和你说句话么　　Uh, Raj, can I... can I talk to you for a moment?　　201　　00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:10,470　　莱纳德　　现在不行　　Not now, Leonard.　　202　　00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:12,200　　迈克拉邀请我去聚会呢　　Michaela's inviting me to a party.　　203　　00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:14,030　　你最好给月亮打个电话　　You better call the moon　　204　　00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,000　　确认一下他们有没有给你备床　　and make sure they have a bed for you.　　205　　00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,130　　拜托　　我真的有话要跟你说　　Yeah. I really need to talk to you.　　206　　00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,830　　抱歉　　我马上回来　　Excuse me. I'll be right back.　　207　　00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,030　　不要乱跑哦　　Don't go anywhere.　　208　　00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,030　　最好连动都不要动　　保持造型哦　　Don't move. Just stay the beautiful,　　209　　00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,870　　你就像一朵未经采摘　　娇艳欲滴的美式鲜花　　unspoiled American flower that you are.　　210　　00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,430　　伙计　　你发什么神经啊　　What's wrong with you, dude?　　211　　00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,770　　那个女人已经深深地被我的雄性激素吸引了　　That woman was all up in my jammy.　　212　　00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:38,070　　好吧　　我真的不想打击 你所谓的"雄性激素"　　Okay. I hate to break this to you and whatever your "jammy" is,　　213　　00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:40,830　　但我可以肯定她只是个娼妓　　but I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute.　　214　　00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:42,270　　什么　　What?　　215　　00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,270　　不能吧　　No...　　216　　00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,730　　那我换个方式解释吧　　Let me put it this way:　　217　　00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,610　　在你的一生中　　能有几个超级美女　　In your entire life, how many gorgeous women　　218　　00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,080　　会一进酒吧就过来跟你搭讪　　have walked straight up to you in a bar　　219　　00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,970　　还问你要不要去参加派对?　　and asked if you wanted to party?　　220　　00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:58,330　　或许我可以感化她　　Maybe I can save her.　　221　　00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:04,470　　或许吧　　但我猜你可能会为此 付出每小时500美元的代价　　Maybe, but I'm guessing it'll cost you about $500 an hour to try.　　222　　00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:13,670　　很高兴认识你 祝你的未来更加灿烂美好　　It was lovely meeting you. Best of luck in your future endeavors.　　223　　00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:16,230　　随你便　　Whatever.　　224　　00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,500　　天啊　　我已经开始想她了　　Oh, I miss her already.　　225　　00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:26,100　　看来霍华德不行了　　Oh, Howard's losing it.　　226　　00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,270　　他在博客上最新的留言写着　　Check out his latest Twitters.　　227　　00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:31,470　　我正处于黑洞的最底端 凝视着绝望的深渊　　"I'm at the bottom of a black hole "staring into the abyss.　　228　　00:11:31,470 --> 00:11:35,670　　我的生活毫无意义　　我的未来一片茫然　　My life is meaningless. My future is without hope."　　229　　00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,510　　要不带他去看蓝人乐队吧　　Why don't we take him to see the Blue Man Group?　　230　　00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,510　　你觉得会有用吗　　You think that'd help?　　231　　00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:44,440　　"今日美国"称他们为"老少咸宜爆笑组合"　　USA Today calls them "exuberant fun for the whole family."　　232　　00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:48,240　　我不知道　　霍华德不是那种 通吃老少咸宜乐趣的人　　I don't know. Howard isn't really the family fun kind of guy.　　233　　00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:51,340　　真可惜他没在这　　见不到那个妓女　　It's too bad he wasn't here for that hooker.　　234　　00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:54,270　　她绝对是他喜欢的类型　　标准的妓女　　She's exactly his type; a hooker.　　235　　00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:59,810　　如果给钱请她帮忙　　霍华德一定能振作起来　　You know, I bet if we hired her, that would cheer him up.　　236　　00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,270　　我坚决不同意让妓女去安抚沃罗威茨　　We're not gonna get Wolowitz a hooker.　　237　　00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:09,040　　我是如此孤独　　熊熊的欲火燃烧着我　　"I'm so lonely and horny,　　238　　00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:13,470　　我随时会开一瓶20美元的花生酱　　然后全部干掉　　I may open this $20 jar of peanuts and end it all."　　239　　00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:21,410　　让她报个价　　应该不会被打吧　　I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get an estimate.　　240　　00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:27,910　　你今天过得好吗　　So how was your day?　　241　　00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,170　　你想跟我聊家常吗　　Are you trying to make small talk?　　242　　00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,240　　亲爱的　　你真的不必这么做　　Oh, sweetie, you really don't have to.　　243　　00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:37,270　　错　　这是个惯有的习俗　　No, it's the accepted convention.　　244　　00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:41,770　　你今天过得好吗　　How was your day?　　245　　00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:46,340　　他们把餐厅的值班表全都打乱了　　Well, uh, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant,　　246　　00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,910　　所以我的时间会跟平时有点不一样　　so my hours are gonna be a little differe...　　247　　00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:50,440　　抱歉　　我对此一点都不感兴趣　　快吃吧　　I'm sorry. That's not going to interest me at all. Just eat.　　248　　00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:01,170　　你好啊　　小姐　　Hello again.　　249　　00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,670　　你们好啊　　Oh, hi.　　250　　00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,170　　你好　　如果您不忙的话　　Yeah, hi. Listen, um... if you're not busy,　　251　　00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,310　　我们想知道你是否...　　we were thinking maybe you could...　　252　　00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,670　　我们其实是想问...　　We were wondering...　　253　　00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:13,440　　你到底是不是娼妓　　...if you're really a prostitute.　　254　　00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:15,070　　你们是警察吗　　You guys cops?　　255　　00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:15,770　　当然不是　　No.　　256　　00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,670　　那好　　我是娼妓　　I'm a prostitute.　　257　　00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,940　　太好了　　Okay, great.　　258　　00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,440　　事情是这样的　　我们有个朋友　　Uh, the thing is, we've got this friend,　　259　　00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,440　　他被甩了　　很沮丧　　and he's kind of down in the dumps.　　260　　00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:35,770　　我们觉得你可以让他振作起来　　And we thought maybe you could cheer him up.　　261　　00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,010　　用你的床上功夫　　With sex.　　262　　00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,370　　不用说的这么直白吧　　I think she knows what I meant.　　263　　00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,270　　你在那兜来兜去她怎么可能明白　　How can she when you beat around the bush?　　264　　00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,540　　她可是红灯区的　　She's from the mean streets　　265　　00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,210　　那里的人都是二话不说直接干正事的　　where they shoot from the hip and keep it real.　　266　　00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:51,070　　放心吧　　我会好好照顾你们的朋友　　Don't worry. I can take good care of your friend.　　267　　00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,910　　好的　　太棒了　　Okay, terrific.　　268　　00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:56,870　　那请问能不能不让他　　Uh, um... listen, is there a way that we can do this　　269　　00:13:56,940 --> 00:14:00,340　　知道你的真实身份是...　　where he doesn't know that you're a, you know...　　270　　00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:02,840　　娼妓　　Prostitute.　　271　　00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,970　　你们想要女友式的服务啊　　You want the girlfriend experience.　　272　　00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,740　　对　　对　　正是　　Yes. Yeah, exactly.　　273　　00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:08,540　　女友式的服务　　The girlfriend experience.　　274　　00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:10,540　　其实　　能不能再问一下　　Actually, if it's not too much to ask,　　275　　00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:13,340　　能不能搞成犹太人式的女友服务　　could we have the Jewish girlfriend experience?　　276　　00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,370　　这是第20个问题了　　Okay, that's question 20.　　277　　00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,670　　你接着猜　　You have to guess.　　278　　00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:22,110　　谢尔顿　　放过我吧　　I don't know, Sheldon.　　279　　00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:25,510　　你是《星球大战》吗　　Are you Star Wars?　　280　　00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:29,910　　一个人怎么可能变身成一部电影呢　　How can one person be a whole movie?　　281　　00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,270　　我放弃了　　能不能找点别的事干　　Okay, I give up. Can we just do something else?　　282　　00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,740　　好吧　　Fine.　　283　　00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:37,270　　其实人家是斯波克啦　　I was Spock.　　284　　00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,870　　你和莱纳德是"互利友人"吗　　Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?　　285　　00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,870　　什么　　What?　　286　　00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,110　　你和莱纳德是"互利友人"吗　　Are you and Leonard friends with benefits?　　287　　00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,640　　这是谁无中生有的　　Where did that even come from?　　288　　00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:50,770　　是他说的吗　　Did he say we were?　　289　　00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840　　不　　莱纳德什么都没说　　No, Leonard said nothing.　　290　　00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,710　　但他假装说你的信寄错了　　But who knows what goes on over here　　291　　00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:56,970　　谁知道你们到底在搞什么　　when he pretends your mail was misdelivered?　　292　　00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,440　　只是寄信　　没有其他　　Just mail, no benefits.　　293　　00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:01,340　　我明白了　　I see.　　294　　00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:02,640　　你为什么问这个　　Why are you asking?　　295　　00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:06,340　　我对于整个交际圈很是好奇　　I'm curious about the whole social construct.　　296　　00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:10,370　　表面上看来 关于满足个人性欲方面　　On its face, the idea of satisfying one's sexual appetite--　　297　　00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,370　　假设某人受到这方面的折磨　　assuming one is afflicted with such--　　298　　00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:17,560　　没有感情上的纠葛 这看似相当具有实用性　　without emotional entanglement, that seems eminently practical.　　299　　00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:22,570　　不过　　据我观察 霍华德·沃罗维茨却是 哭得像个小女孩一样　　What I've observed, however, is Howard Wolowitz crying like a little girl.　　300　　00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,740　　有些人只是无法处理好 那种关系而已　　Well, some people just can't handle that kind of relationship.　　301　　00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:29,440　　你能么　　Can you?　　302　　00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,840　　什么　　Excuse me?　　303　　00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,940　　你能否做到跟一个与自己　　Are you able to have sex with men　　304　　00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,810　　毫无情感依恋的男人上床呢　　without developing an emotional attachment?　　305　　00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:42,310　　谢尔顿　　我实在不想跟你讨论这个话题　　Sheldon, I really don't want to talk about this with you.　　306　　00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,510　　这个话题让你感到不适了吗　　Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?　　307　　00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,110　　当然了　　我很不爽　　看不出来吗　　Of course it's making me uncomfortable. Can't you tell?　　308　　00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,670　　我看不出来　　I really have no idea.　　309　　00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,870　　我实在不擅长解读　　I don't particularly excel　　310　　00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:51,640　　脸部表情和肢体语言　　at reading facial expressions, body language...　　311　　00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:54,170　　我要发飙了　　谢同学　　I'm uncomfortable, Sheldon!　　312　　00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,010　　谢谢　　我了解了　　Thank you. That's very helpful.　　313　　00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:03,310　　好啦　　极品虾仁在哪儿呢　　All right, where are these amazing shrimp?　　314　　00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,540　　看　　Behold.　　315　　00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:11,440　　说真的　　你觉得这有婴儿手臂大吗　　Seriously, you think this is the size of a baby's arm?　　316　　00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:14,270　　迷你婴儿　　A little baby.　　317　　00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,610　　我回房间了　　Okay, I'm going back to the room.　　318　　00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:20,770　　天啊　　上一盘上等"胸肉" 他们会死么!　　Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?　　319　　00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:34,870　　你好　　我叫霍华德·沃罗维茨　　Hi, there. Howard Wolowitz.　　320　　00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,070　　我叫埃斯特·罗森布拉特　　Esther Rosenblatt.　　321　　00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:47,140　　看来管理员今晚不来了　　给你　　I don't think the manager's coming tonight, so here.　　322　　00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:50,310　　你准备让我睡沙发么　　Are you suggesting I sleep on the" type="audio/mpeg" />-->