00:00:08,830　　闻到了吗　　Smell that?　　2　　00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:12,000　　新漫画书的味道　　That's the smell of new comic books.　　3　　00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:15,160　　太棒了　　Oh, yes.　　4　　00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,230　　今天我来付账　　伙计们　　They're on me today, boys.　　5　　00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,760　　你买单?　　You're paying?　　6　　00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:22,400　　你又去卖精子了?　　Have you been selling your sperm again?　　7　　00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,700　　没有　　只是庆祝一下　　No, I'm celebrating.　　8　　00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,760　　现在　　太空船　　As we speak, the space shuttle　　9　　00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:28,600　　正停在国际空间站　　Is docking at the at the international space station　　10　　00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:30,700　　配备沃罗威茨零重力　　Where it will deploy the wolowitz zero-gravity　　11　　00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,260　　废物处理系统　　Waste disposal system.　　12　　00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:34,660　　少给自己戴高帽　　Oh, get over yourself.　　13　　00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,300　　不就是高科技马桶嘛　　It's a high-tech toilet.　　14　　00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,060　　这么想　　Just think.　　15　　00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:39,760　　多亏你的杰作　　Thanks to your hard work,　　16　　00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:41,400　　国际太空宇航员才能　　An international crew of astronauts　　17　　00:00:41,460 --> 00:00:45,060　　大胆去没人去过的地方拉　　Will "boldly go where no man has gone before."　　18　　00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:46,530　　好笑吗　　Is that supposed to be funny?　　19　　00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,160　　确实好笑　　I believe it is.　　20　　00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:49,760　　结合引用《星际旅行》　　The combination of the star trek reference　　21　　00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,600　　和双重含义的动词　　And the play on words involving the double-meaning　　22　　00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:52,860　　去[拉]　　Of the verb "to go"　　23　　00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,260　　说明莱纳德拿你的　　Suggests that leonard is humorously mocking　　24　　00:00:54,330 --> 00:00:55,660　　太空管道工程开玩笑呢　　Your efforts in space plumbing.　　25　　00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,960　　行　　开你们的小玩笑吧　　Okay, make your little jokes,　　26　　00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:01,230　　但我们四人之中　　只有我　　But of the four of us, I'm the only one making　　27　　00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:04,500　　为科学技术做出实际贡献　　Any real-world contribution to science and technology.　　28　　00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,060　　他说得对　　这可是重大成果　　有两个原因　　He's right. this is an important achievement, for two reasons.　　29　　00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:08,800　　可以一号[小便]　　Number one...　　30　　00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,900　　还能二号[大便]　　And, of course, number two!　　31　　00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:14,560　　真聪明　　Oh, clever!　　32　　00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:16,360　　利用基数对应　　Playing on the use of cardinal numbers　　33　　00:01:16,430 --> 00:01:18,460　　隐喻人体机能　　As euphemisms for bodily functions.　　34　　00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,660　　给　　谢尔顿　　给你留的新《地狱男爵》　　Here, sheldon, I pulled the new hellboy for you.　　35　　00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:27,230　　太刺激了　　It's mind-blowing.　　36　　00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:30,530　　喂　　严重剧透　　Excuse me. spoiler alert.　　37　　00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,900　　我没有透露什么啊　　I didn't spoil anything.　　38　　00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,630　　你说了很刺激　　You told me it's mind-blowing.　　39　　00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,600　　我的思维已经开始提前刺激了　　So, my mind is going into it pre-blown.　　40　　00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:40,330　　一旦提前刺激　　还谈什么再刺激　　And once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.　　41　　00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,760　　抱歉　　I'm sorry.　　42　　00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:44,060　　让圣诞怪杰跟圣诞节道歉去吧　　Said the grinch to christmas.　　43　　00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,100　　莱纳德　　Uh, hey, leonard.　　44　　00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,460　　我能跟你谈件事吗　　Could I talk to you about something?　　45　　00:01:49,530 --> 00:01:50,260　　可以　　什么事　　Sure, what's up?　　46　　00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:51,530　　还记得几周前　　Remember I went out with　　47　　00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,960　　我和你朋友佩妮约会的事吗　　Your friend, penny, a couple weeks ago?　　48　　00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,360　　不太记得　　Yeah, vaguely.　　49　　00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:55,600　　你肯定记得　　Sure you remember.　　50　　00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:57,600　　你那晚还傻乎乎地　　That was the night you went to the bar and made a fool　　51　　00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:00,200　　去酒吧找陌生女人呢　　Of yourself trying to pick up strange women.　　52　　00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,500　　怎么了　　What about it?　　53　　00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:08,130　　上次约会不太顺利　　Well, uh, the thing is, the date didn't go that well.　　54　　00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,460　　真不幸　　Oh. too bad.　　55　　00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:14,300　　我想现在能做的就是爬起来　　I guess the thing to do now is just pick yourself up,　　56　　00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,300　　拍拍身上的土　　忘记她向前看　　Dust yourself off, forget it and move on.　　57　　00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,200　　我做不到　　I can't do that.　　58　　00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:19,730　　见鬼了做不到　　Why the hell not?　　59　　00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,160　　因为我们明天还有个约会　　'cause we're going out again tomorrow.　　60　　00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:23,560　　打扰一下　　斯图尔特　　Excuse me, stuart.　　61　　00:02:23,630 --> 00:02:24,800　　你看了新的《闪电侠》吗　　Have you read the new flash?　　62　　00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:26,160　　-没看呢　　-我看了　　- No. - well, I have　　63　　00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:29,030　　大为惊叹呢　　And it will knock your socks off!　　64　　00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,460　　看你还能不能再惊叹　　Good luck getting them back on.　　65　　00:02:34,330 --> 00:02:35,960　　怎么说呢　　Uh, anyway,　　66　　00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,060　　我觉得这可能是我和佩妮最后的机会了　　I figure this is probably my last shot with penny　　67　　00:02:38,130 --> 00:02:39,160　　我不想搞砸了　　And I don't want to screw it up.　　68　　00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:41,300　　谁都不想搞砸　　Nobody wants that.　　69　　00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,500　　问题就是　　这是第二次约会　　Here's my question:it's the second date,　　70　　00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:48,360　　你觉得她会想要进一步的身体接触么　　You think she'll be expecting things to get physical?　　71　　00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,600　　老天　　Uh, gee, um...　　72　　00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,660　　我初步的建议是不要　　My initial reaction is "no," but, um,　　73　　00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:59,330　　让我想想再回答你吧　　Let me think about it and get back to you, okay?　　74　　00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,060　　那你打我电话吧　　Okay, so, you'll give me a call?　　75　　00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:02,100　　你打我电话也行　　Yeah, or you call me.　　76　　00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,430　　好的　　Great.　　77　　00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,260　　谁都不打最好　　Or nobody calls anyone.　　78　　00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,630　　有意思　　Interesting.　　79　　00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:12,100　　佩妮的现任追求者寻求前任追求者的建议　　Penny's current suitor asking advice from her former suitor.　　80　　00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,300　　拉杰　　谢谢你的友情字幕提示　　You know, thanks for closed- captioning my pain, raj.　　81　　00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,060　　你想确保他既得不到佩妮　　Hey, want to make sure he gets nowhere with penny　　82　　00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:20,660　　又不伤害你和他们的友情么　　Without jeopardizing your friendship with either of them?　　83　　00:03:20,730 --> 00:03:22,260　　洗耳恭听　　I'm listening.　　84　　00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:24,200　　直接让他做过去两年　　Just tell him to do everything　　85　　00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:26,530　　你对佩妮做过的一切　　You've done with her for the last two years.　　86　　00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,200　　好啊　　莱纳德　　Hey, leonard.　　87　　00:03:58,260 --> 00:03:59,330　　你好　　Oh, hi.　　88　　00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,860　　-最近如何　　-很好　　- How's it going? - good, good.　　89　　00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,960　　-你呢　　-也好　　- You? - fine.　　90　　00:04:03,030 --> 00:04:04,930　　我能问你件事么　　Oh, hey, can I ask you something?　　91　　00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:05,830　　当然　　Sure.　　92　　00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,600　　关于你的朋友斯图尔特　　You know your friend stuart?　　93　　00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:10,630　　怎么了　　Yes.　　94　　00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,460　　他又约我出去　　我答应了　　Well, he asked me out again and I said yes,　　95　　00:04:12,530 --> 00:04:13,760　　然后我觉得　　And then I started thinking　　96　　00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,160　　应该先和你谈谈　　Maybe I should talk to you first.　　97　　00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:16,400　　谈什么　　About what?　　98　　00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:18,330　　我和你朋友约会　　Well, does it bother you,　　99　　00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,330　　你会不会觉得困扰　　Me going out with one of your friends?　　100　　00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,560　　我们从前...　　'cause you know, you and me...　　101　　00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:25,000　　不会　　过去的事了　　No. no, that's the past.　　102　　00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:27,230　　我会与时俱进　　I'm really more of a "right now" kind of guy.　　103　　00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,130　　活在当下　　You know, living in the moment.　　104　　00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:31,730　　虽然我还和未来扯上点关系　　Although I do have to live a little in the future,　　105　　00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,300　　那是因为我的工作　　'cause, well, that's my job.　　106　　00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,230　　当然我对经典科幻的喜爱　　Of course, my fondness for classic science fiction　　107　　00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,130　　也时常将我带回往昔　　Does draw my attention backwards,　　108　　00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,930　　但这类故事经常发生在未来　　But those stories often take place in the future.　　109　　00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,400　　总之　　不会困扰我的　　In conclusion, no, it doesn't bother me.　　110　　00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,660　　好吧　　你真大度　　Okay, well, that's really cool of you.　　111　　00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:51,360　　我不会说大度　　Yeah, well, I wouldn't say cool.　　112　　00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:52,930　　我只会说　　I'd just say...　　113　　00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,160　　这才是莱纳德　　"that's leonard!"　　114　　00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:58,000　　这样说来　　你能不能给我点建议　　Well, in that case, do you mind giving me some advice?　　115　　00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,700　　关于斯图尔特的　　About stuart?　　116　　00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,160　　没问题　　Love to.　　117　　00:05:01,230 --> 00:05:02,930　　他很内向的　　He's very shy.　　118　　00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,160　　我怎么能让他觉得和我在一起觉得更舒服　　How do I make him feel more comfortable around me?　　119　　00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:06,930　　首先　　不要低估了　　Well, first of all, don't underestimate　　120　　00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,660　　不舒服这个词的程度　　The value of discomfort.　　121　　00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:11,160　　-真的　　-是的　　- Really? - oh, yes.　　122　　00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:12,860　　斯图尔特有压力才有动力　　Stuart thrives under pressure.　　123　　00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:16,100　　所以他才会在漫画书店工作　　That's why he works in a comic book store.　　124　　00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:24,360　　是斯图尔特　　Oh, it's stuart.　　125　　00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:29,860　　你不接么?　　You're not going to answer it?　　126　　00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,630　　他想谈佩妮的事　　He wants to talk about penny.　　127　　00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,030　　而我不想　　I don't want to talk about penny.　　128　　00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,230　　你在做一个假设　　You're making an assumption.　　129　　00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,960　　但万一是漫画店失火了呢　　Perhaps the comic book store is on fire.　　130　　00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,530　　他需要你的帮助　　And he needs your assistance.　　131　　00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,400　　他怎么会打给我?　　Why would he call me?　　132　　00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:48,030　　我们不知道　　We don't know.　　133　　00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,760　　我们没法知道　　除非你接电话　　And if you don't answer the phone, we can't know.　　134　　00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:54,500　　谢尔顿　　我不会接的　　I'm not answering the phone, sheldon.　　135　　00:05:58,730 --> 00:06:00,660　　-接电话　　莱纳德　　-不　　- Answer the phone, leonard. - no!　　136　　00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:05,200　　好了　　进到语音信箱里了　　There, it went to voice mail.　　137　　00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,830　　你不准备查语音信息么?　　Aren't you going to check your messages?　　138　　00:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,600　　不　　No.　　139　　00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:18,560　　你一定要查查信息　　莱纳德　　You have to check your messages, leonard!　　140　　00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,900　　留语音信息　　The in a　　141　　00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,660　　是社会契约的一半　　Is one half of a social contract　　142　　00:06:21,730 --> 00:06:24,400　　而另一半要由查信息来完成　　Which is completed by the checking of the message.　　143　　00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,860　　如果这个契约被打破了　　If that contract breaks down,　　144　　00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:28,900　　整个社会的契约就都坍塌了　　Then all social contracts break down　　145　　00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,260　　而我们就堕落到无政府状态　　And we descend into anarchy.　　146　　00:06:32,230 --> 00:06:35,760　　你脑袋里肯定是一片狼藉　　It must be hell inside your head.　　147　　00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,660　　偶尔会这样　　At times.　　148　　00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:43,760　　哥几个　　红色警戒　　Guys, we have a code red.　　149　　00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:45,730　　你是指医院的紧急警报　　You mean "code red" the hospital emergency alert,　　150　　00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,660　　还是蠕虫病毒　　"code red" the computer worm, or "code red" the cherry-flavored　　151　　00:06:47,730 --> 00:06:50,100　　还是百事出品的樱桃味汽水?　　Soft drink from the makers of mountain dew?　　152　　00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,400　　我检查零重力马桶的图纸时　　Look, I was going over the schematics　　153　　00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:55,200　　在转向阀的说明里　　On my zero-g toilet, and I made a teeny tiny mistake　　154　　00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:56,900　　我发现了一个小小小小的错误　　On the specifications for the diverter valve.　　155　　00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,930　　有多小?　　How teeny tiny?　　156　　00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000　　大概冲了十次以后就该坏了　　It's gonna fail after about ten flushes.　　157　　00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,760　　但任务要持续六个月呢　　But the mission is for six months.　　158　　00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:04,960　　说的就是这个红色警戒　　Yeah, see, that's the code red.　　159　　00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:07,630　　这就像魔术箱　　It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box.　　160　　00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,800　　没人知道什么时候　　但总会在某个时候　　No one knows exactly when, but at some point　　161　　00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:12,560　　有些比木偶更恶的东西 会从那个盒子里跳出来　　Something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.　　162　　00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,300　　你通知航天局了么?　　Have you notified nasa?　　163　　00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,000　　你疯了?　　我该怎么说?　　No, are you crazy? what am I gonna say?　　164　　00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,610　　我搞砸了你们的马桶　　"i screwed up your toilet and pretty soon　　165　　00:07:19,610 --> 00:07:20,810　　不久之后　　"there's gonna be crap floating　　166　　00:07:20,870 --> 00:07:22,240　　你们整洁的太空站里将漂满大便?　　All over your nice shiny space station"?　　167　　00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:24,840　　那你准备怎么做?　　So, what are you gonna do?　　168　　00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:26,840　　我先想出怎么修理　　然后再告诉他们　　I'm gonna figure out how to fix it, then I'll tell them.　　169　　00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:28,840　　那要我们做什么　　So, what do you need us for?　　170　　00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:31,140　　他想不出来怎么修理　　He can't figure out how to fix it.　　171　　00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:33,410　　你说过你会支持我的　　Hey, you said you were gonna be supportive.　　172　　00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:34,840　　我努力着呢　　I'm trying,　　173　　00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,210　　但你得承认这实在太搞笑了　　but you have to admit this is pretty damn funny.　　174　　00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:39,610　　我同意　　I agree.　　175　　00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,540　　宇宙探索的高科技性　　It's the juxtaposition of the high-tech nature　　176　　00:07:41,610 --> 00:07:44,570　　与马桶事故的平凡 进行的对比　　Of space exploration against the banality of a malfunctioning toilet　　177　　00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,210　　在这里提供了笑点　　That provides the comic fodder here.　　178　　00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:52,940　　快查你的信息　　Check your messages.　　179　　00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,350　　好了　　这是和国际空间站　　All right, this is an exact duplicate　　180　　00:07:58,350 --> 00:08:01,620　　配备的沃罗威茨零重力废物处理系统　　Of the wolowitz zero-gravity human waste disposal system　　181　　00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,620　　一模一样的副本　　As deployed on the international space station.　　182　　00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:08,080　　你说的是沃罗威茨零重力 人类排泄物"散布"系统吧　　Don't you mean the wolowitz zero-gravity human waste distribution system?　　183　　00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:12,980　　好样的　　Good one.　　184　　00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:15,250　　真好笑　　Yeah, it's hilarious.　　185　　00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,850　　现在　　Now...　　186　　00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,780　　这些是太空站中　　Here's an approximation of the spare parts　　187　　00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:21,450　　大概有的备用零件　　Available on the space station.　　188　　00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,680　　我们要想个方法　　只用这些零件　　We gotta find a way, using nothing but this,　　189　　00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,180　　来加固这个　　To reinforce this so the waste material　　190　　00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,520　　避免堵住旋转涡轮　　Avoids the spinning turbine.　　191　　00:08:26,580 --> 00:08:30,080　　你是说不要打中风扇?[酿成大祸]　　You mean so it doesn't hit the fan?　　192　　00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,780　　我不得不说　　Yeah, I have to say,　　193　　00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:38,020　　我以为重复说马桶笑话会变得无聊　　I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.　　194　　00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,780　　显然　　用太空便便　　Apparently, there is no law　　195　　00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:42,480　　做笑点完全无懈可击呢　　Of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.　　196　　00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,920　　-你好　　莱纳德　　-好啊　　斯图尔特　　- Hey, leonard. - hey, stuart.　　197　　00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,520　　-你在忙吗　　-呃...　　- You busy? - um...　　198　　00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:52,580　　这是机密　　莱纳德　　Classified, leonard.　　199　　00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:55,550　　不过是项常规曼哈顿工程罢了　　Yeah, it's a regular manhattan project.　　200　　00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,720　　啥事　　What's up?　　201　　00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:59,920　　我今晚要和佩妮约会　　Well, tonight's my date with penny　　202　　00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,880　　鉴于我们没法通电话　　And since we haven't been able to connect by phone...　　203　　00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:03,420　　真是抱歉　　手机坏了　　Yeah, I'm sorry, it's been broken.　　204　　00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,280　　-电邮也不行　　-那也坏了　　- Or e-mail. - yeah, that's broken, too.　　205　　00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:07,350　　能坏的都坏了　　Everything's broken.　　206　　00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:09,920　　最后时刻　　希望你能给我点建议　　Anyway, I was just wondering if you had any last-minute advice.　　207　　00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:14,850　　好吧　　正好灵光一现　　Uh, all right, well, off the top of my head,　　208　　00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,620　　和佩妮一起时　　最关键的　　You know, I think the most important thing with penny　　209　　00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,150　　就是要慢慢来　　Is to go really slow.　　210　　00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:22,020　　相当慢那种　　I mean, glacial.　　211　　00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,320　　好吧　　Okay.　　212　　00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:25,520　　她平时总是被男人围着　　You know, guys come onto her all the time,　　213　　00:09:25,580 --> 00:09:28,150　　所以　　你得矜持一点　　So, you need to set yourself apart.　　214　　00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,950　　羞涩一点　　You know, be a little shy,　　215　　00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:33,820　　少点眼神交流　　Don't make too much eye contact.　　216　　00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,620　　和她保持一种冷酷的疏离感　　And, you know, treat her with, like, cool detachment　　217　　00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,980　　说白了就是畏惧感　　And-and, you know, fear.　　218　　00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:40,820　　畏惧?　　Fear?　　219　　00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,320　　对　　就像　　Yeah, like, uh,　　220　　00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:46,680　　你生怕一碰她就碎　　You're afraid that if you touch her, she'll break.　　221　　00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:50,050　　这个我很拿手呢　　Well, that plays right into my wheelhouse.　　222　　00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,950　　很好　　Good, good.　　223　　00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:53,520　　今晚玩儿得开心点　　Well, uh, you-you kids have fun tonight.　　224　　00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:55,280　　-多谢　　莱纳德　　-客气啥　　- Thanks, leonard. - uh-huh.　　225　　00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:56,980　　那个到底是啥玩意儿　　What is that thing anyway?　　226　　00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:59,520　　你不知道吗　　You don't know what this is?　　227　　00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:01,720　　-不知道　　-很好　　滚　　- No. - good. get out.　　228　　00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,280　　害怕佩妮　　Be afraid of penny.　　229　　00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,920　　很狡猾嘛　　Nice. very crafty.　　230　　00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,920　　这又不是馊主意　　It wasn't bad advice.　　231　　00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:14,150　　只是不太管用罢了　　It's just wasn't particularly helpful.　　232　　00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:17,150　　不管怎样　　俺娘常说　　为一己私欲　　For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive　　233　　00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,890　　而欺骗他人　　会遭报应的　　for personal gain, we make jesue cry.　　234　　00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:32,620　　好了　　何不用这个2英寸PVC管　　All right, what if we use this two-inch pvc　　235　　00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,180　　加固中间的交叉支撑呢?　　To reinforce the center cross-support?　　236　　00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,580　　不行　　No good.　　237　　00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:37,320　　对日本人和美国人或许有用　　I mean, it might work for the japanese　　238　　00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:39,350　　你要知道太空舱里的　　And the americans, but have you seen the size　　239　　00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:41,350　　俄罗斯人什么体型　　Of the russians they got up there?　　240　　00:10:43,280 --> 00:10: 45,120　　这东西得撑得起　　This thing has to hold up　　241　　00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:48,880　　一群狂吃马铃薯的家伙　　Against a hearty potato-based diet.　　242　　00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:51,220　　我感觉很难过　　I feel terrible.　　243　　00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,620　　过来帮帮忙就不会难过了　　Maybe if you were helping, you'd feel better about yourself.　　244　　00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:59,220　　我故意破坏斯图尔特和佩妮的约会　　I deliberately tried to sabotage stuart's date with penny.　　245　　00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,280　　不难过才怪　　Of course you feel terrible.　　246　　00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:02,950　　你完全搞砸了自己的"业"[印度教]　　You completely screwed up your karma, dude.　　247　　00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,820　　你不会这么迷信吧　　You don't really believe in that superstition, do you?　　248　　00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,150　　这不是迷信　　It's not superstition.　　249　　00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,750　　这跟牛顿学说差不多　　It's practically newtonian.　　250　　00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:09,020　　任何作用力　　For every action,　　251　　00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,750　　都会产生相等的反作用力　　There's an equal and opposite reaction.　　252　　00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,420　　莱纳德表面像朋友　　Leonard pretends to be a friend　　253　　00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,850　　实际行为却像个两面派婊子　　And acts like a two-faced bitch.　　254　　00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,880　　因此　　他会转世变成香蕉虫　　Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.　　255　　00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:24,050　　其实是个完美的体系　　It's actually a very elegant system.　　256　　00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,580　　这就是因果循环　　You know, what goes around comes around.　　257　　00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:29,180　　说到循环　　Speaking of what goes around comes around...　　258　　00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,180　　好吧　　Okay, look.　　259　　00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,520　　与其加强这里的结构　　Instead of trying to reinforce this structure here,　　260　　00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:36,550　　何不干脆另建一个通道来疏通呢　　What if we just ran another line, bypass it entirely?　　261　　00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,250　　行不通　　管道直径不够　　It won't work. the diameter of the tubing is insufficient.　　262　　00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,280　　那重置收集槽呢　　What if we reposition the collection tank?　　263　　00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,020　　行不通　　没地儿放　　It won't work. no way to mount it.　　264　　00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,180　　我有个主意　　Okay, here's an idea.　　265　　00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,780　　我干脆从此隐姓埋名　　What if I change my name and go live　　266　　00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:48,350　　投靠以色列的堂姐艾薇和她老公　　With my cousin and her husband, avi, in israel?　　267　　00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,050　　这个行得通　　That could work.　　268　　00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,000　　-早安　　-早安　　怎么了　　- Morning. morning. - what's up?　　269　　00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,840　　没什么　　我们熬了一夜　　Nothing. we just pulled an all-nighter　　270　　00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:05,100　　修理一台零重力...意粉机　　Trying to fix a zero-gravity... pasta maker.　　271　　00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:08,840　　我出去买点咖啡　　你要吗　　I'm going to make a coffee run. do you want any?　　272　　00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,400　　不　　谢了　　我有　　Oh, no, thanks. I have coffee.　　273　　00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,970　　很好　　那昨晚的约会进展如何　　Great. so how'd it go with stuart last night?　　274　　00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,400　　我实在不想谈　　Um, I really don't want to talk about it.　　275　　00: 12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,640　　当然可以　　Yeah. right. sure.　　276　　00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,870　　不过　　你们出去之前　　The thing is, uh, before you guys went out,　　277　　00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,300　　我和他谈过　　我...　　I spoke to him and i...　　278　　00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:23,840　　我说了　　我不想谈　　I said I don't want to talk about it.　　279　　00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:26,070　　-我只是觉得...　　-莱纳德　　- Okay, I just, I kind of feel... - look, leonard,　　280　　00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:28,070　　我和斯图尔特之间的事和你无关　　What goes on between me and stuart is none of your business.　　281　　00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,720　　别管闲事了　　行吧　　So just leave it alone, okay?　　282　　00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,170　　你如果真想赎罪　　If you really want to clean up your karma,　　283　　00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,100　　就快去帮我买拿铁　　Go get my freakin' latte.　　284　　00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,770　　等下　　我想到了　　Hang on, I think I've got this.　　285　　00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,400　　帮我把这一小片PVC塑料　　Help me see if we can wedge this little piece　　286　　00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,000　　塞进支撑杆后面　　Of pvc behind the support rod.　　287　　00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:55,500　　你高估自己建的　　I think you're overestimating the tensile strength　　288　　00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:56,840　　玩意的抗张强度了吧　　Of the substructure you're building.　　289　　00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,700　　谢尔顿　　我自有分寸　　Sheldon, I know what I'm doing.　　290　　00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,770　　你要是有分寸　　这里就不会放着太空马桶　　If you knew what you were doing, there wouldn't be　　291　　00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,770　　而是放着我的咖啡桌　　A space toilet where my coffee table should be.　　292　　00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,400　　霍华德　　等等　　Howard,wait...　　293　　00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,970　　为什么不用这个代替PVC管　　Why don't you ou use this instead of the pvc　　294　　00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,070　　来辅助横向滤波器安装到位呢　　To keep the transverse filter assembly in place?　　295　　00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:13,170　　因为这个东东不是空间站的零件　　Because this is not a spare part from the space station.　　296　　00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,340　　这是比萨饼盒子里　　This is the thing from the pizza box that keeps　　297　　00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,600　　用来避免盒盖接触起司的　　The lid from touching the cheese.　　298　　00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,300　　就是这个用途吗　　That what that's for?　　299　　00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:20,870　　在印度　　盒盖就盖在起司上面　　In india, the lid just touches the cheese.　　300　　00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:22,670　　当然了　　我们还有极度的贫穷　　Of course, we also have rampant　　301　　00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,970　　和周期性肆虐的霍乱　　Poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera,　　302　　00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,570　　所以起司里有个小纸板也没啥大不了的　　So a little cardboard in our cheese is no biggie.　　303　　00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:31,470　　-你去哪儿　　-漫画书店　　- Where are you going? - comic book store.　　304　　00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:34,200　　好主意呀　　我可以借机休息　　Oh, an excellent idea! I could certainly use a break.　　305　　00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,370　　-我也是　　-等等　　- Me, too.- Now, hold on.　　306　　00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,540　　只要航天员能安全地在太空中大便　　You guys can go to the comic book store　　307　　00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,970　　我就让你们去漫画书店　　When man can once again safely poop in space.　　308　　00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,470　　为什么莱纳德可以去　　Why does Leonard get to go?　　309　　00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,700　　因为他跟佩妮的关系现在纠缠不清　　'cause he's upset over his situation with penny　　310　　00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:45,270　　要是再让我听到一次　　And if I have to hear about it again,　　311　　00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,800　　我就把他卵巢那个地方踢飞　　I'm going to kick him in his ovaries.　　312　　00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,470　　霍华德　　谢谢你的理解　　Thanks for understanding, howard.　　313　　00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,300　　姐妹　　我支持你　　I got your back, sister.　　314　　00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,900　　好啦　　我觉得这台　　All right, I think we've got　　315　　00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,670　　原型机可以开始接受测试了　　A prototype ready to test.　　316　　00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:56,870　　把那个特百惠盒子递给我　　Hand me that Tupperware.　　317　　00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,640　　哇　　真重啊　　Wow, that's heavy.　　318　　00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,500　　当然重　　是我妈妈做的肉馅糕　　Damn right it's heavy. it's my mother's meat loaf.　　319　　00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,040　　已经用它测试了无数次马桶了　　It's been testing toilets for generations.　　320　　00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,700　　我必须指出　　霍华德　　如果给麻省理工写封信　　I must say, howard, I think a detailed letter to mit　　321　　00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,170　　描述你目前状况　　可能会让他们　　Describing your current circumstances might entitle you　　322　　00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,700　　退回你的硕士学位　　To a refund on your master's degree.　　323　　00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:19,100　　好的　　模拟零重力环境人类排泄物处理测试　　Okay, simulated zero-gravity human waste disposal test　　324　　00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:21,440　　肉馅糕模拟物已就绪　　With meat loaf analog in...　　325　　00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,040　　三　　二　　一　　Three, two, one.　　326　　00:14:30,740" type="audio/mpeg" />-->