00:02:30,810　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第四集　　2　　00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,020　　每次看这部电影　　我都很困惑　　This movie baffles me every time we watch it.　　3　　00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,470　　什么意思　　What do you mean?　　4　　00:00:08,470 --> 00:00:09,520　　指南说得一清二楚　　The instructions are very clear:　　5　　00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,760　　午夜后别喂魔怪　　"don't feed the gremlins after midnight."　　6　　00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,440　　别弄湿魔怪　　"don't get the gremlins wet."　　7　　00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,450　　这能有多难　　How hard is that?　　8　　00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,370　　伙计们好啊　　Hi, guys.　　9　　00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:23,370　　好啊　　亲爱的　　Hi, honey.　　10　　00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,350　　好　　Hey.　　11　　00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:26,270　　都已经是"亲爱的"啦　　Ooh, we're "honey" now, are we?　　12　　00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:29,010　　对　　自从他们发展至肉体关系　　Yes. Since their relationship become carnal,　　13　　00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,630　　佩妮就升级了对他的爱称　　Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment,　　14　　00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:34,130　　跟她称为"甜心"的人区分　　Thus distinguishing him from those she calls "sweetie,"　　15　　00:00:34,130 --> 00:00:37,810　　通常为了略微消减隐含的讽刺之意　　Usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.　　16　　00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,150　　别这么无聊　　"甜心"　　You're boring people, "sweetie".　　17　　00:00:41,220 --> 00:00:45,460　　但有时她就是赤裸裸的讽刺　　Although, sometimes, she omits the veil entirely.　　18　　00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,920　　你们在干什么　　So, what are you guys doing?　　19　　00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,730　　庆祝哥伦布发现美洲纪念日　　Celebrating Columbus day.　　20　　00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:52,300　　我们在看《七宝奇谋》《小魔怪》《少年福尔摩斯》　　We're watching goonies, gremlins and young sherlock holmes.　　21　　00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,800　　都是克里斯·哥伦布的作品　　They're all written by Chris Columbus.　　22　　00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,730　　好啊　　Okay.　　23　　00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,470　　那你们感恩节看什么　　What do you watch on thanksgiving?　　24　　00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:01,640　　游行　　The parade.　　25　　00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:04,440　　这倒是提醒了我　　Oh, you know, that reminds me--　　26　　00:01:04,510 --> 00:01:06,160　　我通常回内布拉斯加过感恩节　　I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving,　　27　　00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,640　　但今年取消了　　But this year they're calling it off,　　28　　00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,450　　因为我哥哥被人告了　　On account of my brother's trial.　　29　　00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:11,150　　为什么　　What's he on trial for?　　30　　00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:13,030　　只是个误会　　Oh, just a big misunderstanding.　　31　　00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,620　　你应该会喜欢我哥哥　　You know, you'd actually like my brother.　　32　　00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:16,540　　他也算是个化学家　　He's kind of a chemist.　　33　　00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:21,460　　既然我今年在这里过感恩节　　Anyway, I was thinking I'd have thanksgiving here,　　34　　00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:22,790　　你们都要来　　And you are all invited.　　35　　00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:23,840　　我会去的　　Oh. I'll be there.　　36　　00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:25,930　　你是用蔓越橘果冻　　Will you be serving cranberry jelly　　37　　00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,030　　还是蔓越橘酱招待客人　　Or cranberry sauce?　　38　　00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,820　　估计两个都有　　I guess I could serve both.　　39　　00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,670　　估计　　貌似你对这方面不在行　　You guess? You don't seem to have much of a handle on this.　　40　　00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:37,720　　佩妮　　我很想参加　　但每年　　Yeah, I really wish I could, Penny, but every year,　　41　　00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:40,230　　我妈都请所有亲戚过来　　My mother has all the relatives over and cooks up　　42　　00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:42,660　　做传说中的鸡胸鱼　　Her famous tur-briska-fil.　　43　　00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:44,900　　鸡脯鱼?　　Tur-briska-fil?　　44　　00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:48,350　　火鸡包胸脯肉杂　　胸脯肉里包鱼丸　　Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish.　　45　　00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,410　　没听起来那么好吃　　It's not as good as it sounds.　　46　　00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:54,990　　拉杰　　你呢　　Raj, what about you?　　47　　00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:56,880　　他通常都去我家过节　　对吧　　Oh, he usually comes to my house. Right, pal?　　48　　00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:03,370　　好啦　　今年不逼你　　All right, this year, you don't have to　　49　　00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:05,220　　吃鸡脯鱼啦　　Eat the tur-briska-fil.　　50　　00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:07,670　　我根本不嚼　　I don't even chew it.　　51　　00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,220　　直接当药丸吞　　I swallow it like pills.　　52　　00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,290　　拉杰怎么了　　So, what's going on with Raj?　　53　　00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:41,170　　好消息是　　Well, the good news is,　　54　　00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,360　　我对我妈的鸡脯鱼没意见　　He has no problem with my mother's tur-brka-fil.　　55　　00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:47,320　　真不敢相信　　继续说　　Hard to believe, but go on.　　56　　00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:49,540　　坏消息是　　他要被驱逐出境了　　The bad news is, he says he'getting deported.　　57　　00:02:49,610 --> 00:02:50,730　　他要被驱逐出境　　What do you mean,　　58　　00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:52,100　　是什么意思　　He's getting deported?　　59　　00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,880　　意思是美国政府　　I believe it means that the U.S. Government　　60　　00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:55,480　　要驱赶他离开本国　　Is going to expel him from the country.　　61　　00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:58,570　　他要么回印度老家　　He could then either return to his native india,　　62　　00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,690　　要么移居接受他的国家　　Emigrate to another country that's willing to accept him,　　63　　00:03:00,740 --> 00:03:03,540　　或者去公海当个无国籍海盗　　Or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate.　　64　　00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,010　　要是我　　我就选海盗　　Personally, I'd choose pirate.　　65　　00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,530　　佩妮　　你能不能先出去　　Penny, would you mind stepping outside　　66　　00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:12,850　　我们才能和他谈谈　　So we can speak to him?　　67　　00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,870　　好吧　　Fine.　　68　　00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,340　　但他也该改改不敢跟女生说话的毛病了　　But the man really needs to work on his girl issues.　　69　　00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:19,910　　这也是考虑做海盗的理由　　Another reason to consider life of piracy.　　70　　00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,930　　即使是今天　　海盗仍是男性职业　　Even today, I unrstand that's an all-male profession.　　71　　00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:27,250　　好了　　她走了　　Okay, she's go.　　72　　00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:34,440　　对不起　　我失态了　　Sorry. I lost my cool.　　73　　00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:37,120　　怎么回事　　So, what's going on?　　74　　00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,610　　事情是这样的　　Okay, here's the deal:　　75　　00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:40,880　　六个月前　　我的实验　　Six months ago, my research testing　　76　　00:03:40,950 --> 00:03:43,110　　测试海王星物体的成分　　The predicted composition of trans-neptunian objects　　77　　00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,570　　宣告失败　　Ran into a dead end.　　78　　00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:45,980　　所以?　　So?　　79　　00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:48,700　　我的签证只有在大学任聘才有用　　So, my visa's only good as long as i employ to the university.　　80　　00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,290　　如果他们发现我的实验一无所获　　And when they find out that I've got squat,　　81　　00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:52,220　　他们就会裁掉我　　They're going to cut me off.　　82　　00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:55,880　　而且　　我说的一无所获是一丁点都没有　　By the way, when I say squat, I mean diddly-squat.　　83　　00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:57,950　　我倒是希望有那么一丁点收获　　I wish I had squat.　　84　　00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:02,420　　等等　　那你过去6个月都在做什么　　So, wait, what have you been doing for the past six months?　　85　　00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,500　　收收邮件啦　　You know, checking e-mail,　　86　　00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:06,950　　更新FACEBOOK页面啦　　Updating my facebook status,　　87　　00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:09,610　　搞搞维基词条啦　　Messing up wikipedia entries.　　88　　00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:12,630　　你们知道吗　　Hey, do you know netflix　　89　　00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:15,330　　NETFLIX现在允许客户端下载电影了　　Lets you stream movies on your computer now?　　90　　00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,510　　这么说你一直都拿大学的薪水　　And you've continued to take the university's money　　91　　00:04:17,580 --> 00:04:18,980　　蒙混过日子　　Under false pretenses?　　92　　00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,800　　你这个天体物理学家也太没职业道德了　　Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.　　93　　00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,640　　不过倒是很适合海盗　　Although practically mandatory for a pirate.　　94　　00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:27,610　　我不想回印度　　I don't want to go back to india.　　95　　00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:31,310　　印度又热又吵　　人又多　　It's hot and loud, and there's so many people.　　96　　00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,220　　你们不知道　　到处都是人　　You have no idea-- they're everywhere.　　97　　00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:37,670　　伙计们　　动动脑子　　Okay, guys, think.　　98　　00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:39,800　　怎么才能让拉杰留下来　　How do we keep Raj in the country?　　99　　00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:46,840　　另找一份工作不就行了　　Why doesn't he just get another job?　　100　　00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:54,140　　你问我有什么用　　What are you asking me for?　　101　　00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:57,020　　我哪知道你能不能说话　　I don't know if you can talk now or not.　　102　　00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,110　　牛肉　　Oh, beef...　　103　　00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,510　　我会很想念你的　　I'm going to miss you so much.　　104　　00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:08,230　　知道吗　　孟买的麦当劳　　Do you know, at the mumbai Mcdonald's,　　105　　00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,570　　没有巨无霸　　You can't get a big mac?　　106　　00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:12,070　　只有鸡肉大君麦香堡　　All you can get is a chicken maharaja mac.　　107　　00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:14,160　　而特制酱料　　And the special sauce--　　108　　00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:15,870　　咖喱　　相信我　　在印度　　Curry-- which, in india, believe you me,　　109　　00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,960　　咖喱一点也不特别　　Is really not that special.　　110　　00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:21,330　　别担心　　能找到工作的　　Don't worry, you'll find another job.　　111　　00:05:21,380 --> 00:05:23,130　　我先练习一下　　Yeah,let me start practicing for it.　　112　　00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,300　　"要薯条和大君麦香堡吗"　　"do you want fries with maharaja mac?"　　113　　00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:27,590　　好啊　　莱纳德　　Hi, Leonard.　　114　　00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:28,850　　好啊　　拉杰　　Hello, Raj.　　115　　00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,320　　你好　　谢尔顿　　Hello， Sheldon.　　116　　00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:34,380　　不好意思　　虽然我还不善长解读面部表情　　Forgive me, as you know, I'm no adept at reading facial cues,　　117　　00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,230　　但我想试一试　　But I'm going to take a stab here:　　118　　00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:39,380　　你不是在伤心就是在反胃中　　You're either sad or nauseated.　　119　　00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:42,100　　-我是伤心　　-我正准备说伤心的　　- I'm sad.　　- I was going to say sad.　　120　　00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:43,550　　不知道怎么的我犹豫了　　I don't know why I hedged.　　121　　00:05:45,590 --> 00:05:46,900　　你在吃什么　　What are you eating?　　122　　00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:50,370　　曲管通心粉配牛肉酱和番茄酱　　Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce.　　123　　00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,110　　噢　　牛肉通心粉　　Oh, beefaroni.　　124　　00:05:52,190 --> 00:05:54,160　　我最怀念的就会是你了　　I think I'll miss you most of all.　　125　　00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:57,200　　我一直对这事儿有些疑惑　　I've always been a little confused about this.　　126　　00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,280　　为什么印度教不准吃牛肉　　Why don't hindus eat beef?　　127　　00:05:58,370 --> 00:06:00,270　　我们相信牛就是神　　We believe cows are gods.　　128　　00:06:00,270 --> 00:06:01,570　　学术上说并不准确　　Not technically.　　129　　00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,960　　在印度教中　　牛被认为长的像神　　In hinduism, cattle are thought to be like god.　　130　　00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:05,860　　不需要你教我自家的文化　　谢尔顿　　Do not tell me about my own culture, Sheldon!　　131　　00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:07,020　　就我现在的心情　　老子会揪你出去的　　In the mood I'm in, I'll take you out--　　132　　00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,330　　我向牛发誓　　I swear to cow!　　133　　00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,110　　对不起　　I'm sorry.　　134　　00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:13,910　　我也是　　Me, too.　　135　　00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:15,300　　我只是　　我有点激动了　　I'm just... I'm a little on edge.　　136　　00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:16,600　　可以理解　　Understandle.　　137　　00:06:16,690 --> 00:06:18,370　　你的整个人生仿佛崩溃了　　Your entire life seems to be crumbling around you,　　138　　00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:20,860　　你的未来充其量也只能说惨淡无光　　And your future appears bleak at best.　　139　　00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:23,060　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　140　　00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,930　　而且你在印度教和牛的问题上是错的　　And you're wrong about hinduism and cows.　　141　　00:06:26,130 --> 00:06:27,810　　拉杰　　你猜怎么着　　Hey, Raj, guess what.　　142　　00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:28,810　　拉夫林教授正招募人员加入　　Professor Laughlin is looking for someone to join　　143　　00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,350　　恒星进化科研小组　　The stellar evolution research team.　　144　　00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:32,370　　真的吗　　那太棒了　　You-you're kidding! That's fantastic!　　145　　00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:34,700　　那你还在等什么　　打电话预约面试啊　　What are you waiting for? Call him and set up an interview.　　146　　00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:35,770　　现在就打　　I'm on it.　　147　　00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,240　　这叫高兴　　对吗　　That's happy, right?　　148　　00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:38,970　　-没错　　-搞定　　- Yeah.　　- Nailed it.　　149　　00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,780　　库萨帕里博士　　请进　　Dr. Koothrappali, come on in.　　150　　00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:45,450　　我很惊讶你居然想加入　　I was surprised to hear you were interested　　151　　00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,750　　我们这个小团队　　In joining our little team.　　152　　00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,000　　放弃那些海王星外星体了　　是吗　　Giving up on those trans-neptunian objects, are we?　　153　　00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,170　　不　　不　　那是个很有前景的领域　　No, no, it's a very promising area.　　154　　00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:53,750　　如果条件理想　　我愿意花数年在这课题上　　In a perfect world, I'd spend several more years on it.　　155　　00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:55,970　　但我却不能放弃这个机会　　But I just couldn't pass up the opportunity　　156　　00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,130　　与您共同研究这个令人无比兴奋　　To work with you on your tremendously exciting　　157　　00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:00,840　　且还未最终定论的假设上　　And not yet conclusively disproved hypothesis.　　158　　00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:01,930　　说的太精彩了　　Splendid.　　159　　00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,480　　请坐　　Uh, please sit down.　　160　　00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:05,100　　要来一杯雪利酒吗　　Can I offer you a Sherry?　　161　　00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,970　　现在还为时过早　　不是吗　　It's a little early, isn't it?　　162　　00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,320　　我们不在比邻星上[很暗的恒星 意指还早]　　Not on Proxima Centauri.　　163　　00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,850　　说的太好了　　That's very good.　　164　　00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,490　　非常有趣　　但如果你不介意的话　　Jolly amusing, but if you don't mind,　　165　　00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:16,610　　把我那杯留到泰坦星日落之时[土卫六 日落晚]　　I'll hold off until suet on Titan.　　166　　00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:17,660　　说的好　　Well done.　　167　　00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:18,980　　我预感你将会　　I have a feeling you're going　　168　　00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:20,530　　很好的融入这个团队的　　库萨帕里博士　　To fit in just fine, Dr. Koothrappali.　　169　　00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:21,780　　谢谢称赞　　先生　　Thank you, sir.　　170　　00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:24,030　　不好意思　　I'm sorry.　　171　　00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,120　　我来晚了吗　　Am I late?　　172　　00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,620　　不　　不　　时间正好　　No, no, no. Right on time.　　173　　00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:28,490　　库萨帕里博士　　请允许我向你介绍　　Dr. Koothrappali, may I present　　174　　00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,290　　来自麻省理工的麦思彤博士　　Dr. Millstone from MIT.　　175　　00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:32,460　　她将领导我们的数据分析小组　　She'll be heading up our data analysis team.　　176　　00:07:32,510 --> 00:07:34,850　　很高兴认识你　　库萨帕里博士　　It's nice to meet you, Dr. Koothrappali.　　177　　00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,380　　我读了您关于柯伊伯带物体大小分布的文章　　I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object size distribution.　　178　　00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:41,440　　我非常喜欢　　I really enjoy it.　　179　　00:07:44,890 --> 00:07:47,520　　您是如何修正选择偏差的呢　　How did you correct for the selection bias?　　180　　00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:51,150　　我进行了模拟测试　　Well, I ran a simulation that allowed me　　181　　00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,900　　令我可以修正观测效率　　To correct for the observational efficiency.　　182　　00:07:53,980 --> 00:07:55,650　　这实在是太牛了　　That's just fascinating.　　183　　00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,230　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　184　　00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:02,360　　你想在我的热水浴池里了解更多细节吗　　Would you like to hear more about it in my hot tub?　　185　　00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:08,080　　那　　我们什么时候开始呢　　So, when do I start?　　186　　00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,920　　你没得到工作是什么意思　　What do you mean you didn't get the job?　　187　　00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,230　　你怎么可能得不到　　How could you not get it?　　188　　00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:18,710　　你知道的　　他是英国人　　我是印度人　　U know... He's british; I'm indian.　　189　　00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:22,360　　自甘地之后　　他们就对我们不大友好了　　Ever since Gandhi, they haven't liked us very much.　　190　　00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,600　　等等　　你是说他对你有种族歧视　　Wait, are you saying that he discriminated against you?　　191　　00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,660　　因为我们应该提出控告　　Because we should file a complaint.　　192　　00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:27,680　　可以是可以　　That's okay.　　193　　00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,550　　已经有人来控告了　　A complaint's been filed.　　194　　00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:32,600　　好了　　玩完了　　So, that's it.　　195　　00:08:32,670 --> 00:08:34,190　　那是我最后的希望　　That was my last hope.　　196　　00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:36,520　　我要被驱除出境了　　I'm going to be deported,　　197　　00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:37,860　　狼狈地回到家里　　Sent home in disgrace,　　198　　00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:40,780　　被我表亲桑杰冷嘲热讽　　Exposed to the sardonic barb of my cousin Sanjay.　　199　　00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:42,550　　或许你们知道他的马甲　　Or, as you may know him,　　200　　00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:44,110　　是AT&T的客服人员戴夫　　Dave from at&t customer service.　　201　　00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,460　　我会很想你的　　I'm really going to miss you.　　202　　00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,090　　你会来印度探望我吗　　Will you come visit me india?　　203　　00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:57,260　　天　　那个　　貌似要17小时的飞机吧　　Gee, that's, like, a 17-hour flight.　　204　　00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:58,930　　要不我们在中点相见　　How about I meet you halfway?　　205　　00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:01,370　　中点是在离日本海岸线600英里的地方　　Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of japan.　　206　　00:09:02,370 --> 00:09:04,420　　干脆这样　　我们视频吧　　Tell you what, we'll Skype.　　207　　00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:08,520　　先生们　　Gentlemen.　　208　　00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:09,990　　-嗨　　-拉杰　　- Hey.　　- Raj,　　209　　00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:11,960　　你得到了拉夫林教授的工作吗　　Did you get a job with Professor Laughlin?　　210　　00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:13,880　　-没有　　-我猜也是　　- No.　　- I assumed as much.　　211　　00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:15,030　　但别害怕　　But never fear.　　212　　00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,450　　就像是无数的动作片里面　　Like the subordinate male protagonist　　213　　00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:17,930　　那些次要男主角　　In countless action movies　　214　　00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:20,120　　在影片放到一半时消失那样　　Who disappears half way through the second reel,　　215　　00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:23,290　　我现在回来拯救世界　　I have returned to save the day.　　216　　00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:26,870　　奇怪了　　Odd.　　217　　00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,930　　他通常都是在欢呼声中回归的　　Usually, he's met by cheers.　　218　　00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:31,660　　不论如何　　我正想着探索　　Anyway, I was thinking about exploring　　219　　00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:32,980　　超弦理论在　　The string theory implications　　220　　00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,450　　暗物质湮灭时所放出的伽玛射线中的含义　　Of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations,　　221　　00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,330　　我突然间发现我能利用　　And it occurred to me that I could benefit--　　222　　00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:37,750　　打扰一下　　谢尔顿　　Excuse me, Sheldon.　　223　　00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,590　　通常需要浪费多少卷胶片才能让次要的男主角　　How many reels before the subordine male protagonist　　224　　00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,970　　说到重点上　　Gets to s point?　　225　　00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:42,760　　不好意思　　如果你没有为我的出场欢呼　　I'm sorry-- if you didn't cheer at my entrance,　　226　　00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:44,370　　那你现在提出你的假设也为时已晚了　　It's too late to buy into the premise.　　227　　00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,730　　不管怎么说　　我从系主任那里　　Anyway, I got some extra money　　228　　00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,230　　获得了多余的资金　　From the head of the department,　　229　　00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,850　　而拉杰可以来给我打工　　And Raj can come work for me.　　230　　00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,870　　你想让我与你共事　　You want me to work with you?　　231　　00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:58,840　　是给我打工　　For me.　　232　　00:09:58,910 --> 00:10:00,070　　你今后在工作的时候　　You're going to have to listen　　233　　00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:02,440　　必须要更仔细的听清我的话　　More careful when you're on the job.　　234　　00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:04,860　　好吧　　但是可别搞错了　　Ay, uh, please don't take this the wrong way,　　235　　00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:08,000　　我情愿在乳头上别张纸　　But I'd rather swim buck-naked across the Ganges　　236　　00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,220　　赤条条地游过恒河　　With a paper cut on my nipple　　237　　00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:11,620　　抑或是染上病毒痛苦而挣扎着死掉　　And die a slow, agonizing death　　238　　00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:15,540　　也不要和你一起工作　　From a viral infection than work with you.　　239　　00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:19,290　　是为我工作　　For me.　　240　　00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:29,580　　谢尔顿　　你在忙吗　　Sheldon, are you busy?　　241　　00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:32,650　　这不废话么　　Of course I'm busy.　　242　　00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:33,950　　那要我等你吗　　Shall I wait?　　243　　00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:34,950　　当然了　　Yes, please　　244　　00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,680　　能为你效劳吗　　How may I help you?　　245　　00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,050　　我重新考虑了你提出的合作建议　　I've reconsidered your offer to let me work with you.　　246　　00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,890　　是为我工作　　For me　　247　　00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,190　　是是　　为你工作　　Yes, for you.　　248　　00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,480　　我接受　　但有几个条件　　I do, however, have a few conditions.　　249　　00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:01,700　　首先　　任何情况下　　First, at all times,　　250　　00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:04,180　　你都得把我看作同事平等对待　　I am to be treated as a colleague and an equal.　　251　　00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,120　　其次　　在所有发表物上　　Second, my contributions shall noted　　252　　00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:07,280　　都应注明我的名字和贡献　　In all published material.　　253　　00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:09,490　　第三　　绝不许你在我面前　　And third, you are never allowed to lecture me　　254　　00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:12,920　　挑剔我的印度教或印度文化　　On hinduism or my Indian culture.　　255　　00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,930　　真令我感到钦佩　　拉杰　　I'm impressed, Raj.　　256　　00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:16,980　　你提得条件中肯而合理　　Those are very cogent and reasonable conditions.　　257　　00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,000　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　258　　00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,100　　我统统拒绝　　I reject them all.　　259　　00:11: 20,100 --> 00:11:22,720　　那我就毫无选择了　　Then you leave me no choice.　　260　　00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,540　　只能接受这份工作　　I accept the job.　　261　　00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,340　　真抱歉　　我想你大概搞错了　　I'm sorry, I believe you've misunderstood.　　262　　00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:30,270　　我才不是请你来工作　　I'm not giving you the job.　　263　　00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:33,390　　我只是给你一个机会来应征　　I'm simply affording you the opportunity to apply for it.　　264　　00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:37,680　　坐下吧　　我们先来面试　　Have a seat; we'll get started with the interview.　　265　　00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,850　　靠　　你开玩笑吗　　Wha... You're kidding!　　266　　00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,870　　请坐　　Please.　　267　　00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:43,890　　好吧　　all right.　　268　　00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:49,280　　好吧...　　So...　　269　　00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:54,200　　你就穿这个来面试吗　　That's what you wear to an interview?　　270　　00:11:54,270 --> 00:11:57,080　　行行好吧　　哥们　　我们可是多年的老友啊　　Come on, dude, we've been friends for years.　　271　　00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:00,290　　哇　　开始套近乎了吗　　Oh, pulling strings, are we?　　272　　00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,740　　谢尔顿　　看在老天爷的份上　　别逼我求你　　Sheldon, for god's sakes, don't make me beg.　　273　　00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,580　　逗你玩!　　Bazinga!　　274　　00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,760　　你是我经典实用笑话　　You've fallen victim　　275　　00:12:07,850 --> 00:12:10,260　　的第N个受害者　　To another one of my classic practical jokes.　　276　　00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:15,950　　我现在可是老板　　你敢说我的笑话不好笑?　　I'm your boss now. You may want to laugh at that.　　277　　00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,890　　二人世界的感觉真棒　　不是吗　　Ah, this is nice having the place to ourselves, isn't it?　　278　　00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,560　　唔唔　　Uh-huh.　　279　　00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,980　　拉杰正和谢尔顿一起工作　　Now that raj is working for sheldon,　　280　　00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:27,000　　我就不用开车载他了　　I don't have to chauffeur him around anymore.　　281　　00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,100　　更重要的是　　他们工作到这么晚　　plus, yeah, with them working late so much,　　282　　00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:30,120　　我们就能过二人世界了　　We get some privacy.　　283　　00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,450　　嗯哼　　Mm-hmm.　　284　　00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:36,560　　想来点儿刺激的吗　　Hey, want to get a little crazy?　　285　　00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,330　　你想怎样　　What are you thinking?　　286　　00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,630　　我们在谢尔顿的专座上狠狠干一场　　Let's slide over to sheldon's spot and make out.　　287　　00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,880　　你可真是放荡　　You are a dirty girl.　　288　　00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,640　　天啊　　他怎么知道　　Oh, god, how did he know?　　289　　00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,590　　你们好啊　　Hello.　　290　　00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,510　　嗨　　霍华德　　Hi, howard.　　291　　00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:57,240　　我打扰你们了吗　　Am I interrupting?　　292　　00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,960　　是有一点　　Little bit, yeah.　　293　　00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,450　　我应该先打个电话来　　Guess I should have called.　　294　　00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,680　　说得也是　　Yeah, maybe.　　295　　00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:11,990　　今晚我通常都和拉杰一起　　Tonight's the night I usually go line dancing　　296　　00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,000　　去帕拉米诺跳排排舞　　With raj at the palomino.　　297　　00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,300　　然后呢　　Uh-huh.　　298　　00:13:17,370 --> 00:13:19,180　　但他现在却要和谢尔顿一起工作　　But he's working with sheldon.　　299　　00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,150　　我们知道　　Yes, we know.　　300　　00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,290　　要我走吗　　Want me to leave?　　301　　00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:24,690　　也无所谓啦　　You know, whatever.　　302　　00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,320　　那好　　我就在这消磨一会儿好了　　Okay, I guess I can hang for a little while.　　303　　00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,680　　在看什么呢　　So what are we watching?　　304　　00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,300　　哇　　欲望都市　　Sex and the city. Yikes.　　305　　00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:36,680　　别换台　　我喜欢这部电影　　Hey, I happen to love this mie.　　306　　00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:38,350　　好　　那就看吧　　Fine, let's watch it.　　307　　00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,110　　好像我们的经期同步了哈　　Maybe all our periods will synchronize.　　308　　00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:48,580　　好　　我们现在要设计一个实验　　All right, we're going to be designing an experiment　　309　　00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:50,560　　以观察由于宇宙暗物质的碰撞　　To look for the annihilation spectrum　　310　　00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,900　　而产生的光谱湮灭现象　　Resulting from dark matter collisions in space.　　311　　00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:53,900　　哇　　暗物质耶　　Ooh, dark matter.　　312　　00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,570　　那我们最好带个手电筒　　We better bring a flashlight.　　313　　00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,590　　开玩笑而已　　I was making a joke.　　314　　00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:01,880　　我才是老板　　I'm the boss.　　315　　00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,850　　只有我能开玩笑　　I make the jokes.　　316　　00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,330　　抱歉　　你来吧　　Sorry go ahead and make your joke.　　317　　00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,600　　现在有时间开玩笑吗　　This is not the time for joking.　　318　　00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,330　　我们可是正儿八经地在做研究　　We're doing serious research,　　319　　00:14:11,390 --> 00:14:13,840　　需要完全高度集中精神　　Which requires complete and utter focus.　　320　　00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:15,740　　好　　那就全力开工吧　　All right, let's buckle down and work.　　321　　00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:19,140　　("虎视眈眈"　　电影洛奇主题曲　　幸存者乐队演奏)　　("eye of the tiger" by survivor playing)　　322　　00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,770　　-谢尔顿　　-咋了　　-Sheldon. -What?　　323　　00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,860　　有脑残片么　　I need an aspirin.　　324　　00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,340　　在头个抽屉里　　Top desk drawer.　　325　　00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,410　　-谢了　　-好了吗　　-Thank you. -Alright?　　326　　00:14:58,470 --> 00:14:59,420　　-是　　-很好　　-Yes. -Good.　　327　　00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,810　　真是有趣　　That was fun.　　328　　00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,310　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　329　　00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,530　　莱纳德亲亲　　我们每一次嘿咻完　　Leonard, honey, you don't have to say thank you　　330　　00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,900　　你不用都说谢谢　　Every time we have sex.　　331　　00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:17,100　　噢　　好　　Oh. Okay.　　332　　00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,150　　明天你如果在信箱里看到张卡片　　Tomorrow you're going to get a card in the mail.　　333　　00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,740　　扔了它就是　　Just throw it away.　　334　　00:15" type="audio/mpeg" />-->