00:03:24,610　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第五集　　2　　00:00:02,420 --> 00:00:06,070　　好的　　拉杰出了幽灵军团卡　　All right, Raj has played his phantom warlord card,　　3　　00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:10,910　　我就出绞杀蔓藤帮他　　And I am going to back him up with my strangling vines.　　4　　00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:14,450　　绞死你　　笨蛋　　Choke on that, sucka.　　5　　00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:19,350　　那我就用红宝石剑砍断你的蔓藤　　Okay, well, then I'll just cut your vines with my ruby sword.　　6　　00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:23,290　　没错　　我干的　　我砍了　　That's right, I did it. I cut 'em.　　7　　00:00:26,210 --> 00:00:28,110　　我想问个问题　　I have a question.　　8　　00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,860　　军团能吃巨人　　巨人能吃精灵　　Warlord beats troll, troll beats elf,　　9　　00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:33,200　　精灵能吃水妖　　Elf beats water sprite,　　10　　00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:36,740　　基本上什么都能吃魔法小兔　　And basically everything beats enchanted bunny.　　11　　00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,770　　除非你有胡萝卜粉　　Unless you have the carrot powder.　　12　　00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,910　　我还想问一个问题　　Okay, I've got another question.　　13　　00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,930　　这有什么好玩的　　When does this get fun?　　14　　00:00:43,990 --> 00:00:45,880　　我们是要讨论　　Are we going to talk　　15　　00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:48,830　　还是继续玩"卡亚神秘勇士"　　Or are we going to play "mystic warriors of ka-ah"?　　16　　00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:51,130　　出毒药卡　　Just play a potion card.　　17　　00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:52,600　　哪张　　Which one?　　18　　00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,640　　哪张都一样　　It doesn't matter.　　19　　00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,820　　你不可能赢了　　You can't possibly win.　　20　　00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:56,970　　谢尔顿　　别破坏游戏　　Sheldon, don't ruin the game.　　21　　00:00:57,060 --> 00:00:58,420　　他怎么可能破坏游戏　　How could he ruin the game?　　22　　00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,180　　根据已出的卡推算　　Given the cards that have already been played,　　23　　00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:02,770　　佩妮手上只能有巫师毒药　　Penny can only be holding necromancer potions,　　24　　00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:05,100　　毒药只对幽灵和日行者有效　　Which are only effective against wraiths and day-walkers,　　25　　00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:06,830　　但两个都已经出完了　　And there are no more of either left to be drawn.　　26　　00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:08,270　　剩下未出的卡是　　The cards remaining in the undrawn stack are:　　27　　00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:12,620　　四张火焰　　一张巨人　　两张食人怪和冥神宝石　　Four fire weapons, a troll, two ogres and the jewel of osiris.　　28　　00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:14,940　　瞧　　被破坏了吧　　See? Ruined.　　29　　00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:17,780　　谢尔顿　　太厉害了　　Sheldon, that is incredible.　　30　　00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,960　　对你来说　　当然是厉害　　From your vantage point, it certainly must seem so.　　31　　00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:24,170　　谢尔顿有图像式记忆的能力　　Sheldon has kind of a photographic memory.　　32　　00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,290　　"图像式"用词不当　　"photographic" is a misnomer.　　33　　00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:29,170　　应该是高清图像式记忆　　我说过好几遍了　　I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times.　　34　　00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:31,370　　最近一次是去年5月7日　　Most recently last year during lunch　　35　　00:01:31,460 --> 00:01:33,160　　中午午餐期间　　On the afternoon of may seventh.　　36　　00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:36,800　　你吃了火鸡　　还抱怨太干了　　You had turkey and complained it was dry.　　37　　00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:38,630　　看来游戏结束了　　Well, I guess game'over.　　38　　00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,600　　真的　　太好了　　Really? Oh, great.　　39　　00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:44,100　　我是说"哦"　　I mean, aw.　　40　　00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:47,020　　-我得走了　　-为什么　　- Okay, I gotta go. - Why?　　41　　00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,560　　就因为上次没走　　Because the last me I didn't go,　　42　　00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,390　　我才会玩"卡神秘勇士"　　I ended up playing "mystic warlords of ka."　　43　　00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,160　　不是"卡"　　是"卡亚"　　Not "ka. Ka-ah."　　44　　00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:56,370　　拜丫儿　　Buh-eye.　　45　　00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,450　　回见　　See ya.　　46　　00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,200　　还是不敢相信她和我在一起了　　Still can't believe she's going out with me.　　47　　00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,960　　没人相信　　Nobody can.　　48　　00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:07,830　　这倒提醒我有笔旧账还没跟你算清　　That reminds me I have a bone to pick with you.　　49　　00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:08,580　　什么　　What?　　50　　00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:10,530　　你我有个约定　　You and I made a pact　　51　　00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:13,000　　我们中谁先追到个漂亮女友　　That if either of us ever got a hot girlfriend,　　52　　00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:14,500　　谁就得让他的女友　　That person would have his girlfriend　　53　　00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:17,720　　给对方介绍一个女友　　Hook the other guy up with one of her girlfriends.　　54　　00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,760　　我不记得有这回事　　I don't remember that.　　55　　00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,160　　2004年　　6月30日　　June 30th, 2004.　　56　　00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:25,710　　《蜘蛛侠 2》在帕萨迪纳AMC影院上映　　Opening day of Spider-Man 2 at the Amc Pasadena.　　57　　00:02:25,760 --> 00: 02:29,420　　那里只有红冰极饮料　　没有蓝的　　They only had red icees, no blue.　　58　　00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,850　　想起来了　　Oh, yeah.　　59　　00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,490　　你和佩妮在一起都有一个半月了　　So you've been with Penny for like a month and a half now.　　60　　00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:35,000　　我的妞呢　　Where's my shorty, morty?　　61　　00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:38,520　　霍华德　　你不能要求我这么做　　Howard, you can't hold me to that.　　62　　00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:39,740　　为什么不行　　Why not?　　63　　00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:41,110　　因为当时约定时　　Because when I made that agreement,　　64　　00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:42,910　　我没想过能交到一个漂亮女友　　I didn't think I'd ever have a hot girlfriend.　　65　　00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,330　　我当时以为你能交到呢　　And I was positive you ever would.　　66　　00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:48,250　　我怎么不知道这件事　　Hey, how come I wasn't part of this deal?　　67　　00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:50,030　　你当时不在小食店　　You had left the refreshment stand　　68　　00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:53,540　　你去解决习惯性提前出现的尿急了　　In order to indulge in your customary preemptive pre-show urination.　　69　　00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,420　　就因为这个　　Oh, so that's how it works?　　70　　00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:58,910　　就因为我的膀胱小　　我就不能有漂亮女友了　　I have a teeny bladder and I don't get a hot girlfriend?　　71　　00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,050　　对　　拉杰　　就因为这个　　Yeah, Raj. That's how it works.　　72　　00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,600　　靠　　Damn.　　73　　00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,820　　能给我张纸巾吗　　Can I have a napkin?　　74　　00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:37,540　　抱歉　　不行　　I'm sorry, no.　　75　　00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:40,040　　你有好几张呢　　But you have whole bunch of 'em.　　76　　00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:43,580　　对　　我现在用的是四张纸巾体系　　Yes, I've moved to a four-napkin system.　　77　　00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:47,250　　分别对应腿　　手　　脸和个人紧急情况　　Lap, hands, face and personal emergency.　　78　　00:03:48,340 --> 00:03:50,450　　你需要的话　　明天开始　　If you like, starting tomorrow,　　79　　00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:52,090　　我会加一张客用纸巾　　I'll add a guest napkin,　　80　　00:03:52,170 --> 00:03:55,080　　但我今天实在无能为力　　But I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you today.　　81　　00:03:58,210 --> 00:04:00,750　　好运　　那是擦脸纸巾　　Good luck. That's the face napkin.　　82　　00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,000　　你跟佩妮说了吗　　So, have you talked to Penny yet?　　83　　00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:05,150　　还没有　　No, I haven't.　　84　　00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,290　　为什么　　Why not?　　85　　00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:07,670　　因为我很忙　　Because I've been busy,　　86　　00:04:07,670 --> 00:04:09,490　　因为我不知道怎么跟她提　　Because I haven't figured out a way to bring it up,　　87　　00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:12,470　　最主要的是　　"特别强调这点"　　And mostly-- and I can't stress how key this is--　　88　　00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:14,310　　因为我不想提　　Because I don't want to.　　89　　00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,630　　莱纳德　　约定就是约定　　Leonard, pact is a pact.　　90　　00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,670　　你必须让佩妮给我找个伴　　You have to get Penny to fix me up.　　91　　00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:19,670　　事情没那么简单　　It's not that simple.　　92　　00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,840　　你要我怎么说　　What am I supposed to say?　　93　　00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:22,050　　佩妮　　你有没有　　"Penny, do you have any friend　　94　　00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:23,500　　不想再联系的朋友　　You'd like to never hear from again?"　　95　　00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,720　　拜托　　我那么聪明　　Come on, I'm smart,　　96　　00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:30,210　　又有份好工作　　而且我的体脂肪率只有3%　　I have good job and I have only three percent body fat.　　97　　00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:31,430　　真的　　It's true.　　98　　00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:33,010　　我在沙滩上看过　　I've seen him at the beach.　　99　　00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:35,230　　他就像个人形鸡翅　　He's like a human chicken wing.　　100　　00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,850　　莱纳德　　拜托　　Leonard, come on.　　101　　00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,020　　好吧　　我会问她有没有适合你的朋友　　Fine. I'll ask if she has a friend for you.　　102　　00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,190　　要漂亮的哦　　Hot friend.　　103　　00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,160　　-行 -还要高挑的　　- Right. - And tall.　　104　　00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,910　　我希望我们的孩子能在20岁前　　I want our kids to be able to Ride Space Mountain　　105　　00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:45,880　　玩飞越太空山[迪士尼乐园]　　Before they're 20.　　106　　00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:48,260　　我尽力而为　　I'll see what I can do.　　107　　00:04:48,730 --> 00:04:50,780　　谢尔顿　　猜我今天听到什么　　Hey, Sheldon, guess what I heard today?　　108　　00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:53,900　　我能想象你今天听了很多东西　　I'd imagine you heard many number of things today.　　109　　00:04:53,970 --> 00:04:56,070　　你来上班肯定会听到　　"你好　　拉杰"　　When you arrived at work you undoubtedly heard, "hello, Raj.　　110　　00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:57,290　　过得如何　　拉杰　　"How are you, Raj?"　　111　　00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,620　　考虑到你今天穿了件新的羊毛背心　　会听到"新背心啊"　　Given that you're wearing a new sweater-vest,　　112　　00:05:00,910 --> 00:05:03,440　　也有可能　　虽然可能性很小　　听到"羊毛背心很漂亮"　　And possibly, though far less likely, "nice sweater-vest."　　113　　00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:06,960　　为什么不干脆让我告诉你今天听到了什么　　Why don't I just tell you what I heard today.　　114　　00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:09,780　　因为这可能节约我们的时间　　That would probably save us some time.　　115　　00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:12,120　　星期六晚上在漫画书店　　Saturday night at the comic book store,　　116　　00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:13,800　　那里将举办一个"卡亚神秘勇士"锦标赛　　They're having a "Mystic Warlords of Ka-Ah" tournament.　　117　　00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:16,290　　第一名有500美金　　First prize is $500.　　118　　00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:18,180　　如果我们组队　　肯定无敌了　　If we team up, we'd be unstoppable.　　119　　00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:20,090　　对不起　　拉杰　　对于没有挑战性的游戏　　I'm sorry, Raj, but I have no interest　　120　　00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,460　　我完全不感兴趣　　In playing a game in which I find no challenge.　　121　　00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:23,710　　那钱呢　　What about the money?　　122　　00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,820　　我有钱啊　　I have money.　　123　　00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,550　　这钱不一样　　This is other money.　　124　　00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:29,000　　那这跟我自己拥有的钱有什么区别　　How does it differ from the money I have?　　125　　00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:31,240　　我要拿一半啊　　Half of it will be mine.　　126　　00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:34,660　　你需要钱买一件不那么惹人嫌的羊毛背心吗　　Do you need it to buy a less disturbing sweater-vest?　　127　　00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:38,060　　莱纳德　　救救我吧　　Leonard, help.　　128　　00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:39,980　　开什么玩笑　　Are you kidding?　　129　　00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:43,270　　我甚至不能说服他给我一张狗日的餐巾纸　　I couldn't even talk him into giving one of his freakin' napkins.　　130　　00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:51,310　　天呐　　你真是个天才　　Wow, you really are a genius.　　131　　00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,930　　不算吧　　Not really.　　132　　00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:55,020　　我其实是在网上搜到的这些花式　　I googled how to do that.　　133　　00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:04,070　　问一下　　你有跟谁有过约定吗　　So, listen...Have you ever made a pact with someone?　　134　　00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:05,910　　你是说那种拉勾勾誓言吗　　You mean like a pinky swear?　　135　　00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,060　　好吧　　就算是那种拉勾勾誓言　　Okay, fine, like a pinky swear.　　136　　00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:12,680　　一年级时候　　我和我朋友萝茜　　Well, in the first grade, my friend Rosie and I　　137　　00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:14,520　　约定要嫁给毕特和恩尼　　Made a pact to marry Bert and Ernie.　　138　　00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:17,190　　你知道的　　芝麻街里面[美国木偶剧]　　You know, from Sesame street?　　139　　00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,890　　我跟毕特和恩尼还蛮熟的　　I'm familiar with Bert and Ernie.　　140　　00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,680　　然后我们发现都想要嫁给恩尼　　Then we find out we both wanted Ernie.　　141　　00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:24,630　　我们直到中学都没再说过话　　We didn't speak again until middle school.　　142　　00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,410　　就因为那个木偶　　Over puppets?　　143　　00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:29,770　　各人心头所好啊　　莱纳德　　The heart wants what the heart wants, Leonard.　　144　　00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:31,020　　好吧　　Okay.　　145　　00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:34,040　　说到心头所好　　Speaking of what the heart want-　　146　　00:06:34,090 --> 00:06:36,660　　很久以前　　Um, a long time ago,　　147　　00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,310　　我跟沃罗威茨有个约定　　其中牵涉到你　　I made a pact with Wolowitz that kind of involves you.　　148　　00:06:48,390 --> 00:06:52,560　　我不知道接下来你要说什么　　Okay, I don't know where you're going with this,　　149　　00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:57,590　　但你最好小心点　　因为我们可能因此玩完　　But tread carefully because it may be the last conversation we ever have.　　150　　00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,600　　不　　不　　不是那样的　　No, no, nothing like that.　　151　　00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,990　　交易说的是如果我们当中任意一个有女朋友了　　The deal was that if either of us ever got a girlfriend,　　152　　00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:07,460　　我们就要她介绍她的朋友 给约定的另一方　　We'd have her fix the other one up with one of her friends.　　153　　00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:11,070　　你觉得这种事适合在激情过后马上说吗　　And you thought it's a good time to bring this up right after sex?　　154　　00:07:11,110 --> 00:07:15,880　　我只是很确定在激情之前不会说　　Well, I sure as hell wasn't going to bring it up before sex.　　155　　00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:20,230　　而在激情进行时　　我在尽力回想在谷歌上看到的花式　　And during, I was trying to remember what I read on google,so...　　156　　00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,990　　我绝不会介绍我的朋友给沃罗威茨　　I'm not hooking Wolowitz up with one of my friends.　　157　　00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:29,030　　不一定是要好朋友啊　　It doesn't have to be a good friend.　　158　　00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:33,260　　而且你也知道他内里其实是个很好的人　　And you know that deep down inside, Howard's a really nice guy.　　159　　00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:36,030　　这问题不在于他的内里　　The problem isn't what's on the inside.　　160　　00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,290　　在于他令人毛骨悚然的淫荡外表　　It's the creepy candy coating.　　161　　00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:42,360　　你能好歹考虑一下吗　　Will you at least think about it?　　162　　00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,590　　就当是帮我个忙　　Just as a favor to me?　　163　　00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:51,200　　我最喜欢恩尼的一点 就是他从不求我什么　　Oh, great thing about ernie, was he never asked me for anything.　　164　　00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,650　　他只给予　　He just gave.　　165　　00:07:55,620 --> 00:08:01,230　　有了　　有了　　有了　　有了　　有了　　有了　　Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.　　166　　00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,010　　《贝蒂与维罗妮卡》　　Betty and Veronica?　　167　　00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,530　　谢尔顿　　新的《绿灯侠》手办明天就到了　　Hey, Sheldon, the new Greelantern figurine's coming in tomorrow.　　168　　00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,820　　要我给你留一份吗　　Want me to set one aside for you?　　169　　00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,190　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　170　　00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:15,020　　你刚刚夺走了我从无意中找到手办　　You just robbed me of the opportunity to stumble upon the figurine　　171　　00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:16,790　　那种从发现到渴望到占有的　　And make the oh-so-satisfying journey　　172　　00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,330　　持续快感的机会给抢走了　　From discovery to desire to possession.　　173　　00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:20,590　　好吧　　那我不给你留了　　All right, I won't set one aside for you.　　174　　00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:21,810　　但我必须要拥有它　　But I must have it.　　175　　00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,320　　-行　　那我给你留着　　-谢谢　　- Okay, I'll set one aside for you. - Thank you.　　176　　00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,330　　你知道我本可以在网上买这些的　　You know, I can buy all these things online.　　177　　00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,690　　我来这是为了个性化服务的　　I come here for the personal service.　　178　　00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,710　　斯图尔特　　威尔·惠顿报名参加了　　Hey, Stuart, is the Wil Wheaton signed up　　179　　00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:34,740　　这个神秘勇士锦标赛吗　　For the Mystic Warlords tournament　　180　　00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:37,340　　就是《星际迷航》里的那个威尔·惠顿吗　　The Wil Wheaton from Star Trek?　　181　　00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,580　　他住在这附近　　狂热玩家　　Yeah, he lives around here. Big gamer.　　182　　00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:41,000　　打扰一下　　Excuse me.　　183　　00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:44,840　　你是在说威尔·惠顿　　也就是出演了　　Are you saying that wil wheaton aka Ensign Wesley Crusher　　184　　00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:46,750　　《星际迷航: 下一代》中卫斯理·柯洛夏少尉的那位　　On Star Trek: The next generation　　185　　00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,670　　将会参与你的锦标赛吗　　Is going to be participating in your tournament?　　186　　00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:49,750　　很抱歉　　Oh, I'm sorry,　　187　　00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:53,030　　我又剥夺了你发现这个的机会吗　　did I rob you of the opportunity to stumble onto that for yourself?　　188　　00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:56,100　　你不明白的　　You don't understand.　　189　　00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,420　　我从小到大一直以威尔·惠顿为偶像的　　Growing up, I idolizedle Wil Wheaton.　　190　　00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:02,270　　卫斯理·柯洛夏有和我一样的高清图像式记忆　　Wesley Crusher had an eidetic memory just like me.　　191　　00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,400　　天呐　　多么神奇的巧合啊　　Ooh, what a coincidence.　　192　　00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,020　　你也许可以跟他在锦标赛中讨论一下　　Maybe you can discuss with him while you're playing in the tournament.　　193　　00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:08,380　　-在这签字　　-我是他的粉丝　　- Sign here. - I was such a fan　　194　　00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,450　　回想1995年　　我坐了10个小时的汽车　　That in 1995, I traveled ten hours by bus　　195　　00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,630　　到密西西比州的杰克逊市参加科幻大会　　To a sci-fi convention in Jackson, Mississippi,　　196　　00:09:13,630 --> 00:09:15,770　　穿着我的星舰学院实习生制服　　Wearing my Starfleet Academy cadet uniform　　197　　00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:17,650　　就是为了见威尔·惠顿　　In order to meet Wil Wheaton　　198　　00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:19,070　　还有让他在我珍藏的　　And get him to autograph　　199　　00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:21,440　　未拆封的卫斯理·柯洛夏手办上签名　　My mint in-package Wesley Crusher action figure　　200　　00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:24,360　　啊　　那这不就是重逢了嘛　　Ooh, it'll be like a reunion then.　　201　　00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,340　　在这签字　　Sign here.　　202　　00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:28,650　　然而我艰苦的旅行却一无所获　　My arduous journey, however, was for naught.　　203　　00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:31,330　　尽管广告说他会出现　　却最终没来　　Although advertised to appear, he did not show up.　　204　　00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:34,640　　就在那一刻　　我发誓要永远憎恨威尔·惠顿　　It was at that moment, I vowed eternal hatred for Wil Wheaton.　　205　　00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,090　　太棒了　　你可以告诉他你恨他　　Okay, great, you can tell him you hate him.　　206　　00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,390　　在这签字　　Sign here.　　207　　00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:41,430　　也许你们会想知道威尔·惠顿　　It might also interest you to know that Wil Wheaton　　208　　00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:44,210　　在我的永远的敌人名单里暂排第六　　Currently ranks sixth on my all-time enemies list--　　209　　00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,210　　排名就在差点毁掉蝙蝠侠系列电影的　　Right between director Joel Schumacher,　　210　　00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,220　　导演乔·舒马赫　　Who nearly destroyed the batman movie franchise,　　211　　00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,180　　和比利·斯派克之间　　And Billy Sparks,　　212　　00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:51,840　　他住在我家后面一条路上　　Who lived down the street from me　　213　　00:09:51,890 --> 00: 09:53,970　　曾经把狗屎放在我自行车的把手上　　And put dog poop on the handles of my bicycle.　　214　　00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,020　　好的　　我明白了　　他是坏人　　Okay, I get it. He's a bad guy.　　215　　00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:56,780　　在这签名　　Sign here.　　216　　00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:59,160　　引用不朽的《可汗的愤怒》中　　In the words of Khan Noonien Singh　　217　　00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,900　　可汗努尼安辛格的一句话　　"他让我受难"　　In the immortal Wrath of Khan, "he tasks me."　　218　　00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,850　　他让我受难　　我要和他较量到底　　He tasks me and I shall have him."　　219　　00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,820　　毫无疑问　　签名吧　　No doubt, sign here.　　220　　00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:10,520　　我渡尽劫波　　刺出复仇之剑[《白鲸记》]　　From hell's heart, I stab at thee."　　221　　00:10: 13,210 --> 00:10:15,990　　好了　　拉杰　　看来你的队友名叫　　All right, raj, looks like you're teamed up　　222　　00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,580　　"威尔·惠顿　　去死去死"　　With "die, Wil Wheaton, die."　　223　　00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:26,790　　好　　多说说我未来孩子他妈嘛　　So, tell me more about the future mother of my children.　　224　　00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:29,550　　她很讨人喜欢　　霍华德　　She's adorable, howard.　　225　　00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,870　　你一定喜欢她　　I think you'll like her.　　226　　00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,090　　赞　　Great.　　227　　00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,980　　你是怎么和他描述我的　　So what did you tell her about me?　　228　　00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:35,430　　提了我的体脂含量了吗　　Did you mention the body fat?　　229　　00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,810　　没有　　我想给她个惊喜　　No, I thought that would be a nice surprise for her.　　230　　00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,630　　好　　很好　　Good, good.　　231　　00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,610　　我就说你是航天工程师　　I just told her y're an aerospace engineer,　　232　　00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:48,070　　通五种语言　　You speak five languages--　　233　　00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,770　　是六种　　还有克林贡语　　Six if you count klingon.　　234　　00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:52,560　　女孩儿可不鸟克林贡语　　霍华德　　Girls don't count klingon, Howard.　　235　　00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:53,330　　对不?　　Right?　　236　　00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,450　　没错　　Right.　　237　　00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,480　　我还告诉她说　　Oh. And I told her you have　　238　　00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:58,750　　你对你妈有不正常的依恋情结　　An unhealthy attachment to your mother.　　239　　00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,420　　不会吧　　What?　　240　　00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:01,870　　说笑而已　　I'm kidding.　　241　　00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:05,820　　又一个意外惊喜啊　　Another delightful surprise for her.　　242　　00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,850　　谢尔顿　　该你出了　　Sheldon, it's your play.　　243　　00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,000　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　244　　00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:19,340　　魔法巨兽用诅咒权杖　　My enchanted troll bludgeons your screaming harpy　　245　　00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:20,860　　重击你的惊叫鹰女　　游戏结束　　With a cursed mace. Game　　246　　00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,560　　抱歉　　小子们　　Sorry, boys.　　247　　00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,360　　替我向来接你们的妈咪问声好　　Say hi to your mother when she picks you up.　　248　　00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:29,030　　还是干脆我告诉他让她晚点来　　Or I could just tell her later tonight!　　249　　00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,950　　我们揍得他们屁滚尿流　　狂顶你　　伙计　　We pwned them, dude! Up top!　　250　　00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:34,540　　看啊　　Look at him.　　251　　00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:38,990　　威尔·惠顿　　我的一生之敌　　Wil Wheaton, my old friend.　　252　　00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,460　　"我穿过尼比亚卫星　　跨过安塔里斯漩涡　　I have chased you 'round the moons of Nibia　　253　　00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:45,830　　越过毁灭的埃姆斯　　不找到你誓不罢休　　And 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's ames!　　254　　00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,170　　你一直引用《星际迷航:愤怒的可汗》里的台词　　You know, you keep quoting wrath of Khan,　　255　　00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:49,450　　但他是《星际迷航:下一代》里的人物　　But he was in next generation.　　256　　00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,390　　角色设定完全不同　　It's a totally different set of characters.　　257　　00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:53,920　　肃静　　Silence!　　258　　00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:56,890　　还要等多久　　才能了却我的复仇夙愿　　How much longer must I wait for my revenge?　　259　　00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,860　　如果惠顿和斯图尔特赢了这一局　　Well, if Wil Wheaton and Stuart win their match　　260　　00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,510　　而我们在下一局只要干掉　　And we beat Lonely Larry and Captain Sweatpants　　261　　00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:02,730　　寂寞拉里和休闲裤队长　　In the next round,　　262　　00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:04,720　　我们就会在决赛中碰面　　We'll face off for the championship.　　263　　00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:08,050　　那么说　　挡在我复仇之路上的　　So, my path to satisfaction is blocked　　264　　00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,460　　只剩寂寞拉里和休闲裤队长吗　　By Lonely Larry and Captain Sweatpants.　　265　　00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,790　　好极了　　Very well.　　266　　00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:16,380　　非摧毁他们不可　　They must be destroyed.　　267　　00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,530　　哥们　　能别用这种腔调说话了吗　　Dude, you have to stop talking like that.　　268　　00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:19,610　　真的很找抽　　It's really lame.　　269　　00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:22,130　　肃静　　Silence!　　270　　00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,590　　佩妮说你一边打工做女招待　　So, Penny tells me you're working as a waitress　　271　　00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,510　　一边念书　　To put yourself through grade school.　　272　　00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:33,630　　太好了　　你学什么的　　That's pretty great. What are you studying?　　273　　00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:34,730　　微生物学　　Microbiology.　　274　　00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:39,600　　酷啊　　那你可以研究我了　　Oh, cool. So you could study me.　　275　　00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,600　　什么意思　　I don'understand.　　276　　00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:46,260　　微生物学不就是研究微小的生物吗　　Microbiology is the study of tiny living things.　　277　　00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:49,440　　我知道　　我学的就是这个　　I know, I'm studying it.　　278　　00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:56,400　　所以我说嘛　　因为我小巧玲珑呀　　And I said you could study me 'cause I'm a tiny living thing.　　279　　00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:59,100　　我只是在说笑　　It's a joke.　　280　　00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,160　　你确定　　Are you sure?　　281　　00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,910　　你喜欢科幻小说吗　　Do you like Sic-Fiction?　　282　　00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,910　　不喜欢　　No.　　283　　00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,080　　角色扮演游戏呢　　Role-playing games?　　284　　00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:12,080　　是在卧室玩的呢还是龙与地下城的那种　　Like in the bedroom or like Dungeons and Dragons?　　285　　00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,620　　都可以　　Either.　　286　　00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:14,470　　都不喜欢　　No.　　287　　00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:19,310　　漫漫长夜啊　　Gonna be a long night.　　288　　00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,010　　都是你的错　　Well, it's your fault.　　289　　00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:24,750　　我是被逼无奈　　又没逼你非答应不可　　I had to ask. You didn't have to say yes.　　290　　00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,980　　喜欢魔术吗　　You like magic?　　291　　00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:27,980　　不太喜欢　　Not really.　　292　　00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,630　　好吧　　Okay.　　293　　00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,630　　真是漫　　漫长夜啊　　Long-long night.　　294　　00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:42,330　　我出无境之蛇　　装备拉杰的迷乱狂喜　　I play my endless serpent. Raj will play ecstatic frenzy,　　295　　00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,300　　那拉里就得出混沌领主　　Whh means Larry will have to play chaos overlord.　　296　　00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,370　　加上休闲裤队长的熔融之河　　(看这个男人胸前的星星就是在Cos美国队长)　　297　　00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,650　　而我再出毒葵树妖　　你们输了　　I play nightshade dryad. Game, set and match.　　298　　00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,180　　威尔·惠顿　　准备受死吧!　　Now fetch me Wil Wheaton!　　299　　00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:02,680　　君子报仇　　十年不晚[克林贡语]　　Bot-tash bir jab-loo-di rekh kkhakkh-o ny!　　300　　00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:05,300　　那个家伙刚才是不是用克林贡语说了　　Did that guy just say　　301　　00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:08,440　　"君子报仇　　十年不晚"?　　"revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?　　302　　00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,790　　我想是吧　　I believe so.　　303　　00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:14,400　　他有毛病啊　　What is wrong with him?　　304　　00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,280　　萝卜青菜各有所爱　　Everyone has a different theory.　　305　　00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,320　　那电脑呢　　How about computers?　　306　　00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,660　　喜欢电脑吗　　Do you like computers?　　307　　00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:27,540　　我用电脑　　但不喜欢　　I use them. I don't like them.　　308　　00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:30,190　　好吧...　　Okay...　　309　　00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:33,400　　那小狗呢　　你觉得小狗怎样　　Puppets?　　Where do you stand on puppies?.　　310　　00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,720　　有只小狗咬过我的脸　　A puppy once bit my face.　　311　　00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,340　　它们自然咬人啦　　Of course it did.　　312　　00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,840　　猜怎么着　　爱因斯坦错了　　How about that? Einstein was wrong.　　313　　00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:41,670　　怎么　　What?　　314　　00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,920　　在接近光速的情况下　　Approaching the speed of light　　315　　00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:44,010　　时间不会减慢　　Doesn't slow down time.　　316　　00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,260　　和他们在一起时才会变慢　　Approaching them does.　　317　　00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,430　　不好意思　　Excuse me.　　318　　00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,270　　见鬼　　是我妈　　Oh, damn. It's my mother.　　31" type="audio/mpeg" />-->