00:00:03,700　　莱纳德　　看我的　　Hey, Leonard, check this out.　　2　　00:00:08,230 --> 00:00:10,230　　莱纳德　　她又来了　　Leonard, she's doing it again.　　3　　00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,860　　我觉得你调戏食物会让谢尔顿郁闷　　I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.　　4　　00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:17,300　　不　　应该是她从碗里随便拿起食物　　No. It upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it　　5　　00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,200　　而不顾还要平均分配的问题时 让谢尔顿很郁闷　　from the containers without regard for its equitable distribution.　　6　　00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:24,230　　这就是印度有饥荒的根本原因　　This is essentially why you have famine in India.　　7　　00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,960　　你要我吐回去吗　　You want me to put it back?　　8　　00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,560　　莱纳德　　Leonard.　　9　　00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:34,500　　当你调戏谢尔顿时会让谢尔顿郁闷　　It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.　　10　　00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:38,930　　怎么样啊　　我亲爱的呆瓜们　　What's up, my nerdizzles?　　11　　00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,260　　拉杰　　谢尔顿　　Raj, Sheldon,　　12　　00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:42,200　　我想将我的女朋友伯纳黛特引见与你们　　I want you to meet my girlfriend Bernadette.　　13　　00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,960　　-你好　　-莱纳德　　佩妮 你们认识我的女友伯纳黛特的　　-Hello.　　-Leonard, Penny, you know my girlfriend Bernadette.　　14　　00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,200　　伯纳黛特　　跟呆瓜们说绝对的　　Bernadette, say fo'shizzle to my nerdizzles.　　15　　00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:51,730　　我不能这么说　　I don't think I can.　　16　　00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,430　　我没有霍华德那种街头痞子风　　I don't have Howard's street cred.　　17　　00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:56,530　　我希望这没造成问题　　I hope it's all right--　　18　　00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,870　　我跟我的女朋友伯纳黛特说　　I told my girlfriend Bernadette　　19　　00:00:57,930 --> 00:00:59,400　　她可以跟我们共进晚餐　　she could join us for dinner.　　20　　00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:00,400　　当然可以　　人多乐趣多　　Sure. The more, the merrier.　　21　　00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:02,530　　不对　　这是个错误的对等关系　　Wa-- no, that's a false equivalency.　　22　　00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,070　　人多不等于乐趣多　　More does not equal merry.　　23　　00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:06,530　　如果这公寓里现在有两千人　　If there were 2,000 people in this apartment right now,　　24　　00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,130　　那我们会很开心吗　　不　　我们会窒息而死　　would we be celebrating? No, we'd be suffocating.　　25　　00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,330　　-谢尔顿　　-别郁闷我　　- Sheldon...　　- Don't "Sheldon" me.　　26　　00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,150　　我们定的是五人份　　不是六人　　We ordered for five people, not six.　　27　　00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:14,160　　来不　　没事儿的　　Oh, come on, it's fine.　　28　　00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,440　　我们全部摊在桌上分享就好　　就像家庭聚餐式的　　We'll just put it all on the table, you know, family style.　　29　　00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,390　　噢　　那是　　当我们家庭聚餐时 为什么不把手背到背后　　Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs,　　30　　00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:21,290　　来个老式的进食大赛呢　　have an old-fashioned eating contest?　　31　　00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,010　　放轻松　　没事儿的 坐吧　　你们　　Relax, it'll be fine. Sit down, you guys.　　32　　00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:27,510　　别　　别　　别　　No! No! No!　　33　　00:01:27,570 --> 00:01:28,410　　怎么了　　What?!　　34　　00:01:29,410 --> 00:01:32,170　　对了　　你不能坐那儿　　Oh, yeah, you can't sit there.　　35　　00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,110　　为什么不能　　Why not?　　36　　00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:34,670　　那是谢尔顿的专属座位　　That's where Sheldon sits.　　37　　00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:36,210　　他不能坐其他地方吗　　He can't sit somewhere else?　　38　　00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:39,370　　不　　不　　不　　你看啊　　在冬天呢　　No, no, no-- you see, in the winter,　　39　　00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,740　　这个座位与暖气片的距离足够让他保持温暖　　that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he's warm,　　40　　00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,170　　但又不会太近以至于出汗　　yet not so close that he sweats.　　41　　00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,170　　而在夏天　　这个位置又正好处在　　In the summer, it's directly in the path of　　42　　00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,540　　由这个和那个窗口之间对流所产生的微风之中　　a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there.　　43　　00:01:47,610 --> 00:01:49,870　　这儿的角度并不是直接面朝电视　　It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct,　　44　　00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:51,340　　所以他还能跟所有人交谈　　so he can still talk to everybody,　　45　　00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:55,110　　同时又不会太偏导致画面失真　　yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.　　46　　00:01:57,710 --> 00:02:00,410　　看来你还是孺子可教的嘛　　Perhaps there's hope for you after all.　　47　　00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,620　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第十集　　48　　00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:29,270　　喔　　我喜欢你的鞋子　　Ooh, I love your shoes.　　49　　00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:30,270　　谢谢　　Oh, thanks.　　50　　00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:31,470　　很可爱　　不是吗　　They are cute, aren't they?　　51　　00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:33,370　　-你在哪儿买到的　　-实惠鞋店　　- Where'd you get them?　　- Shoes for Less.　　52　　00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,810　　我正有此意要去那儿　　I've been meaning to go over there.　　53　　00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:38,010　　东西很多　　价格也便宜　　Oh, great selection, great prices.　　54　　00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:41,040　　我娘说的对　　确实有地狱　　My mother was right. Hell is real.　　55　　00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,210　　别这样　　谢尔顿　　Come on, Sheldon.　　56　　00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:45,070　　让妇女们聊吧　　Let the womenfolk chat.　　57　　00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:49,010　　妇女　　Womenfolk?　　58　　00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:50,440　　少女　　Gals?　　59　　00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:51,570　　妞儿　　Chicks?　　60　　00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,670　　有子宫的美国人　　Utero-Americans?　　61　　00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:56,940　　吃你的饭吧　　Just eat your dinner.　　62　　00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,670　　别太跟他较真儿　　Don't take him too seriously.　　63　　00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:02,440　　他说的很多话本是故意为了幽默一下的　　A lot of what he says is intended as humor.　　64　　00:03:02,510 --> 00:03:04,710　　是啊　　但我一点也不觉得有趣　　Yeah, well, I don't think it's very funny.　　65　　00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:08,370　　我也是　　但是我一笑他就灿烂了　　Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh.　　66　　00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:13,310　　霍华德　　不能让她跑了　　Howard, never let her go.　　67　　00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:17,170　　莱纳德　　霍华德说你正在进行　　So, Leonard, Howard says you're working on　　68　　00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,870　　一些量子力学的基本测试　　fundamental tests of quantum mechanics.　　69　　00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:19,910　　没错　　I am.　　70　　00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:21,440　　你对物理感兴趣吗　　Are you interested in physics?　　71　　00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:22,810　　我觉得很很吸引人　　Oh, I find it fascinating.　　72　　00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,040　　如果我没有选择微生物学的话　　If I hadn't gone into microbiology,　　73　　00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,970　　我也许就会进军物理了　　I probably would have gone into physics.　　74　　00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,910　　或者冰舞　　Or ice dancing.　　75　　00:03:29,970 --> 00:03:32,070　　事实上　　我对于阿哈伦诺夫-博姆的　　Actually, my tests of the Aharonov-Bohm　　76　　00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,570　　量子干涉效应实验已经到达了一个很有趣的阶段　　quantum interference effect have reached an interesting point.　　77　　00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,070　　现在　　我们正在测试基于电势的　　Right now, we're testing the phase shift　　78　　00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,470　　相位偏移　　due to an electric potential.　　79　　00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,610　　真是太棒了　　That's amazing.　　80　　00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:41,710　　那是　　莱纳德的工作几乎就跟　　Yes. Leonard's work is nearly as amazing　　81　　00:03:41,770 --> 00:03:44,940　　三年级小学生用湿毛巾种青豆一样棒　　as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels.　　82　　00:03:46,940 --> 00:03:49,370　　虽然我很欣赏你的　　"喔　　又损人了"　　While I appreciate the "Oh, snap,"　　83　　00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,110　　但你那温湿的口气飘进我的耳中令我很不舒服　　I'm uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear.　　84　　00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:57,240　　你会用　　Are you going to try　　85　　00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:59,510　　穿隧结合来设定电压吗　　to set up the voltages using tunnel junctions?　　86　　00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:01,610　　是的　　Yes, I am.　　87　　00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:03,640　　你要看我笔记本上的模拟情况吗　　You want to see a simulation on my laptop?　　88　　00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,170　　好啊　　给我看看　　Oh, yeah, show me.　　89　　00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,540　　在微生物学中　　我做过的最激动人心的事情　　In microbiology, the most exciting thing　　90　　00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:09,770　　也就是跟酵母玩玩　　I get to work with is yeast.　　91　　00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,610　　霍华德　　Howard?　　92　　00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:12,640　　怎么了　　Yeah?　　93　　00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:15,340　　你的鞋子真漂亮　　Your shoes are delightful.　　94　　00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:20,070　　你在哪儿买的　　Where did you get them?　　95　　00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:20,970　　什么　　What?　　96　　00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,310　　逗你玩儿　　我才不关心呢　　Bazinga. I don't care.　　97　　00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:32,810　　哈　　吃灰吧你　　Ha! Eat my dust,　　98　　00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:34,870　　万年不变的古板水管工　　racially stereotypical plumber.　　99　　00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:39,540　　这不公平　　That's not fair.　　100　　00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:41,270　　我被一棵树卡住了　　I got stuck behind a tree.　　101　　00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,170　　外加一只母牛和企鹅　　And a cow and a penguin.　　102　　00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,110　　认了吧　　兄弟　　Face it, dude,　　103　　00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:47,610　　不管是现实的车还是虚拟的卡通车　　whether it's a real car or a virtual cartoon car,　　104　　00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:49,910　　你都不能驾驭　　you can't drive.　　105　　00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:51,670　　只需要点练习而已　　Just need a little more practice.　　106　　00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:55,140　　你需要的是金手指　　驾驶技巧和一盏神灯　　What you need is cheat codes, motor skills and a magic genie　　107　　00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:58,640　　来帮马里奥赛车小废柴实现愿望　　who grants wishes to little boys who suck at Mario Kart.　　108　　00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:03,710　　谢尔顿　　我能跟你说两句话吗　　Hey, Sheldon, can I talk to you for a second?　　109　　00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,340　　这跟鞋没关系　　对吧　　It's not about shoes, is it?　　110　　00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:08,510　　我不想再聊鞋子了　　I don't think I could go through that again.　　111　　00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:10,010　　跟鞋子无关　　It's not about shoes.　　112　　00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:11,270　　那就说吧　　Then speak.　　113　　00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:14,010　　我们能私下谈吗　　Um, actually, can we do it in private?　　114　　00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:14,840　　好吧　　All right.　　115　　00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:17,370　　走开　　Go away.　　116　　00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:22,810　　我知道很无礼　　但她要私下谈　　I agree, it's rude, but she asked for privacy.　　117　　00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:23,940　　谢谢　　拉杰　　Thanks, Raj.　　118　　00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:26,740　　事情是这样的　　Okay, so here's the thing:　　119　　00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:30,370　　我想请你教我一点物理学　　I was wondering if you could maybe teach me a little physics?　　120　　00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,110　　一点物理学　　A little physics?　　121　　00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,510　　没有这个说法　　There's no such thing.　　122　　00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:37,510　　物理学包含整个宇宙　　Physics encompasses the entire universe,　　123　　00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:40,110　　从量子粒子到超新星　　from quantum particles to supernovas,　　124　　00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:43,370　　从自旋电子到旋转星系　　from spinning electrons to spinning galaxies.　　125　　00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,370　　行　　Yeah, okay, cool.　　126　　00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,610　　不用说得像广播特别报导一样　　I don't need the PBS special.　　127　　00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:47,040　　只要了解到　　I just want to know enough　　128　　00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:49,140　　能和莱纳德谈他的工作就行　　so I can talk to Leonard about his job.　　129　　00:05:49,210 --> 00:05:50,570　　就像伯纳黛特那样　　You know, like Bernadette does.　　130　　00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,170　　干嘛不叫莱纳德教你　　Why can't Leonard teach you?　　131　　00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,710　　我想给他个惊喜　　'Cause I want to surprise him.　　132　　00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,810　　就不能以其他方式给他惊喜吗　　Can't you surprise him in some other way?　　133　　00:05:55,870 --> 00:05:57,810　　比如　　你要是打扫一下房间　　For example, I'm sure he'd be delightfully taken aback　　134　　00:05:57,870 --> 00:06:00,040　　我肯定他又惊又喜　　if you cleaned your apartment.　　135　　00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,710　　拜托　　谢尔顿　　这对我很重要　　Come on, Sheldon, this is important to me.　　136　　00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:03,840　　佩妮　　Penny,　　137　　00:06:03,910 --> 00:06:05,240　　教你可是艰巨的任务　　this would be a massive undertaking,　　138　　00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:08,070　　我的时间既有限又宝贵呢　　and my time is both limited and valuable.　　139　　00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:10,610　　你整天都坐着玩电子游戏呢　　You're sitting here playing video games all day.　　140　　00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,170　　被你说中了　　Okay, point.　　141　　00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:16,510　　你学了哪些基础知识　　What sort of foundation do you have?　　142　　00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:18,940　　学校教过什么科学课吗　　Did you take any science classes in school?　　143　　00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:21,110　　有　　我做过青蛙的实验　　Sure. I did the one with the frogs.　　144　　00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:26,940　　青蛙的实验　　The one with the frogs.　　145　　00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,340　　对　　其实挺好玩的　　Yeah, actually, it was pretty cool.　　146　　00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:31,440　　很多女生都吐了　　但我把小青蛙像鹿一样宰了　　A lot of the girls threw up, but I gutted that thing like a deer.　　147　　00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:33,040　　抱歉　　佩妮　　I'm sorry, Penny.　　148　　00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:34,410　　恕我无能为力　　I don't think so.　　149　　00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:35,570　　别这样嘛　　Oh, come on!　　150　　00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,370　　你这么聪明　　就当挑战一下　　A smart guy like you, it'll be a challenge.　　151　　00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:38,870　　当成实验来做嘛　　You can make it like an experiment.　　152　　00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:43,270　　有意思　　Interesting.　　153　　00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,610　　既然别人能教　　I suppose if someone could teach sign language　　154　　00:06:45,670 --> 00:06:48,540　　KoKo大猩猩学手语　　to KoKo the gorilla...　　155　　00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:50,970　　我也能教你基本物理学　　I could teach you some rudimentary physics.　　156　　00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:51,970　　太好了　　Great!　　157　　00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,210　　虽然有点侮辱人　　但很好　　It's a little insulting, but great.　　158　　00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:55,210　　我就做KoKo吧　　I'll be KoKo.　　159　　00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:56,410　　不见得吧　　Not likely.　　160　　00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:58,340　　KoKo学会了超过两千个单词　　KoKo learned to understand over 2,000 words,　　161　　00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:02,040　　没有一个跟鞋子有关呢　　not one of which had anything to do with shoes.　　162　　00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:04,610　　伙计们好　　Hey, fellas.　　163　　00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:06,740　　这是在下的女友伯纳黛特　　This is my girlfriend Bernadette.　　164　　00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:09,470　　在下的女友伯纳黛特　　My girlfriend Bernadette.　　165　　00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:10,940　　他们都是谁　　Who are all those people?　　166　　00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:12,110　　不知道　　Have no idea.　　167　　00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,140　　好啊　　莱纳德　　Hey, Leonard.　　168　　00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:15,570　　好　　瞧瞧　　Hi. Hey, look,　　169　　00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,240　　这不是霍华德的女友伯纳黛特嘛　　it's Howard and his girlfriend Bernadette.　　170　　00:07:18,310 --> 00:07:21,740　　带这位小美人逛逛这老盐矿　　Thought I'd give the little woman a tour of the old salt mines.　　171　　00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:24,310　　他说的不是盐矿　　He doesn't mean salt mines.　　172　　00:07:24,370 --> 00:07:26,970　　他说的是工作地点　　He means where he works.　　173　　00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,470　　对　　我知道　　Yeah, no, I got it.　　174　　00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:33,240　　你的实验进展如何　　So, how's your experiment going?　　175　　00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,570　　很顺利　　Ah, terrific.　　176　　00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,970　　我们正在准备电子加速器　　We're getting the electron accelerator set up.　　177　　00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,910　　后天就能准备好　　We should be ready to go day after tomorrow.　　178　　00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:39,870　　真想见识一下　　Boy, I'd love to see that.　　179　　00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:41,010　　欢迎你来　　You're welcome to come.　　180　　00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:43,170　　真的吗　　太好了　　Really? Oh, that'd be great.　　181　　00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,970　　多兴奋啊　　How exciting is that?　　182　　00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,870　　简直就像七月过光明节一样　　Like Hanukkah in July.　　183　　00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:49,940　　七月有光明节吗　　Do they have that?　　184　　00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,440　　没有　　No.　　185　　00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:56,370　　又被你糊弄了　　You got me again.　　186　　00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,810　　这不是脱脂酸奶　　This isn't non-fat yogurt.　　187　　00:08:00,870 --> 00:08:02,510　　简直全是脂肪　　This is fatty fat fat.　　188　　00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:04,840　　失陪一下　　Excuse me.　　189　　00:08:04,910 --> 00:08:06,170　　心肝儿　　能帮我拿张餐巾吗　　Could you grab me another napkin, sweetie?　　190　　00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,170　　-当然可以　　-谢谢　　宝贝　　- Sure. - Thanks, honey.　　191　　00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,570　　说　　你打什么如意算盘　　All right, what is your deal?　　192　　00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,940　　你说什么　　Excuse me?　　193　　00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:14,210　　邀请我女朋友　　Inviting my girlfriend　　194　　00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:16,670　　去看你的电子加速器　　to come see your electron accelerator?　　195　　00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,340　　怎么了　　Yeah? So?　　196　　00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:23,140　　你真有两下子　　You really are a piece of work.　　197　　00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:24,270　　舞会皇后　　It's not enough　　198　　00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:26,140　　被你弄到手还不满意　　you get the prom queen, you have to get　　199　　00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:28,310　　你还想抢走陪衬头牌呢　　the head of the decorating committee, too?　　200　　00:08:28,370 --> 00:08:30,410　　你在说什么呢　　What are you talking about?　　201　　00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:32,170　　别跟我装无辜　　Don't play innocent with me.　　202　　00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,640　　用神奇实验设备勾引女人　　I practically invented　　203　　00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:37,140　　这招是我发明的　　using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.　　204　　00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,910　　成功过吗　　Has it ever worked?　　205　　00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:41,270　　目前没有　　重点不是这个　　Not so far, but that's not the point!　　206　　00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:42,470　　霍华德　　别紧张　　Howard, relax.　　207　　00:08:42,540 --> 00:08:45,210　　我对你女朋友没兴趣　　I'm not interested in your girlfriend.　　208　　00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:46,470　　最好如此　　I hope not.　　209　　00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:49,540　　你不会想跟我瞎搅和　　Because you don't want to mess with me.　　210　　00:08:54,470 --> 00:08:57,670　　我可是疯子　　I'm crazy.　　211　　00:08:57,740 --> 00:09:00,770　　我相信你　　I believe you.　　212　　00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,510　　实验日志　　第一篇　　Research journal, entry one.　　213　　00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,110　　我准备开展　　I'm about to embark on one of　　214　　00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:10,440　　科学生涯中的巨大挑战之一　　the great challenges of my scientific career:　　215　　00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:14,140　　教佩妮物理学　　teaching Penny physics.　　216　　00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:16,540　　我称之为大猩猩工程　　I'm calling it Project Gorilla.　　217　　00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:20,440　　好啊　　谢尔顿　　Hey, Sheldon.　　218　　00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:22,110　　请进　　坐吧　　Come in. Take a seat.　　219　　00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:25,540　　实验目标已到　　Subject has arrived.　　220　　00:09:25,610 --> 00:09:28,870　　我亲切地欢迎她　　I've extended a friendly casual greeting.　　221　　00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:30,470　　准备好开始了吗　　Ready to get started?　　222　　00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:31,740　　稍等　　One moment.　　223　　00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:40,410　　目标气色很好　　也很热情　　Subject appears well-rested and enthusiastic.　　224　　00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:42,470　　显然　　无知是福　　Apparently, ignorance is bliss.　　225　　00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,370　　好吧　　我们开始　　All right, let us begin.　　226　　00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,040　　你的笔记本呢　　Where's your notebook?　　227　　00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:52,110　　我没笔记本　　Um, I don't have one.　　228　　00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:54,610　　那你咋记笔记　　How are you going to take notes without a notebook?　　229　　00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,510　　还得记笔记吗　　I have to take notes?　　230　　00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:58,810　　不然你怎么考试　　How else are you gonna study for the tests?　　231　　00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:00,170　　最好还要考试吗　　There's gonna be a test?　　232　　00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,670　　可不止一次考试　　Test-sss.　　233　　00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,140　　给　　Here.　　234　　00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:07,270　　这是大学规定　　It's college-ruled.　　235　　00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,010　　希望没吓着你　　I hope that's not too intimidating.　　236　　00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,070　　多谢你的体贴　　Thank you.　　237　　00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,070　　不客气　　You're welcome.　　238　　00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,970　　现在开始讲物理学入门　　Now, Introduction to Physics.　　239　　00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,840　　什么是物理　　What is physics?　　240　　00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:22,840　　物理这个词来源于古希腊语中的"physika"　　Physics comes from the ancient Greek word "physika."　　241　　00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:27,240　　你该记笔记了　　It's at this point that you'll want to start taking notes.　　242　　00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:32,570　　"Physika"是指自然科学　　"Physika" means the science of natural things.　　243　　00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,710　　而就在那遥远的古希腊　　我们的旅程开始了　　And it is there, in ancient Greece, that our story begins.　　244　　00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,340　　-靠　　古希腊　　-嘘　　- Ancient Greece?!　　- Hush.　　245　　00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:40,410　　有问题　　先举手　　If you have questions, raise your hand.　　246　　00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:45,170　　那是在大约公元前600年的一个仲夏夜　　It's a warm summer evening, circa 600 BC.　　247　　00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:49,240　　当你从集市[古希腊圣贤集会所]购物归来　　You've finished your shopping at the local market, or Agora...　　248　　00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,110　　抬头仰望夜空　　...And you look up at the night sky.　　249　　00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:58,810　　突然　　你发现星星在游弋　　There you notice some of the stars seem to move,　　250　　00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:03,440　　于是　　你将他们命名为"行星"或"漫游者"　　So you name them "planetes," or "wanderer".　　251　　00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,640　　佩妮同学　　有问题吗　　Yes, Penny?　　252　　00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:13,870　　这和莱纳德的研究有什么关系　　Um, does this have anything to do with Leonard's work?　　253　　00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:17,310　　这是一个历时2600年的旅程　　This is the beginning of a 2,600-year journey　　254　　00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:21,890　　我们慢慢讲　　不急 追溯到古希腊　　We're going to take together from the ancient Greeks　　255　　00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,110　　从艾萨克·牛顿到尼尔斯·玻尔[原子理论和量子力学的创始人]　　Through Isaac Newton to Niels Bohr　　256　　00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,810　　再到埃尔文·薛定谔[创立波动力学]　　To Erwin Schrodinger　　257　　00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:27,410　　再到荷兰研究学派　　To the Dutch researchers　　258　　00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,470　　莱纳德近来就在重复他们的研究呢　　That Leonard is currently ripping off.　　259　　00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:33,070　　居然有2600年　　2,600 years?　　260　　00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:34,270　　没错　　可能有些许误差　　Yeah, give or take.　　261　　00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,670　　正如我之前所说　　在那遥远的古希腊　　As I was saying, it's a warm summer evening　　262　　00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,210　　一个氤氲的仲夏夜　　In ancient Greece...　　263　　00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,070　　怎么了　　佩妮同学　　Yes, Penny?　　264　　00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,910　　我要去洗手间　　I have to go to the bathroom.　　265　　00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:43,170　　你就不能憋一下吗　　Can't you hold it?　　266　　00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,840　　我可憋不了2600年　　Not for 2,600 years.　　267　　00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:57,840　　大猩猩实验　　日志2　　Project Gorilla, entry two.　　268　　00:11:57,910 --> 00:12:00,110　　我被榨干了　　I am exhausted.　　269　　00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:17,970　　-霍华德　　-怎么　　- Howard?　　- Huh?　　270　　00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,710　　这个要从前面解开的　　It unhooks in the front.　　271　　00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:23,240　　难怪啊　　Oh, that explains a lot.　　272　　00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:30,870　　霍华德　　我回来了　　Howard, I'm home!　　273　　00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,040　　整栋楼都听到了　　Of course.　　274　　00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:35,840　　老年健身取消了　　Senior fitness was cancelled.　　275　　00:12:35,910 --> 00:12:38,940　　我发现原来还真会忘了怎么骑车　　It turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.　　276　　00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:44,740　　我是没啥　　但山姆·哈普蒂安摔了个嘴啃泥　　I'm fine, but, oy, did Sam Harpootian eat gravel.　　277　　00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:47,110　　太棒了　　娘　　That's great, Ma!　　278　　00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:49,870　　80多的亚美尼亚老人摔断了半边下巴　　What's great about an 80-year-old Armenian man　　279　　00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,610　　有什么可棒的　　With half his chin scraped off?!　　280　　00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,170　　我想我得走了　　I guess I should go.　　281　　00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,540　　不　　别动　　No, no, don't move.　　282　　00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:58,640　　娘　　晚饭我想吃炖羊肉　　Hey, Ma, can I have lamb stew for dinner?　　283　　00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:02,110　　炖羊肉　　那我还得去超市买　　Lamb stew? I'd have to go to the supermarket.　　284　　00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:03,370　　帮帮忙啦　　Please?　　285　　00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,410　　我真的很想吃嘛　　I got a real hankering.　　286　　00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:12,470　　噢　　我最疼我家小屁脸宝贝了　　Oh, I can't say no to my little tushy face.　　287　　00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,610　　我很快回来　　I'll be back soon.　　288　　00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:15,870　　多谢啦　　娘　　Thanks, Ma.　　289　　00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,940　　你要家常豌豆还是拉素豌豆[豌豆的一种]　　Do you want the regular peas or the Le Seur?　　290　　00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,270　　平时不都是加拉素豌豆的吗　　Always Le Seur peas with lamb stew!　　291　　00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:28,240　　好吧　　你总是说得有理　　You're right! When you're right, you're right!　　292　　00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,470　　如果拉素豌豆卖完了咋办　　What if they're out of the Le Seur?　　293　　00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,540　　那就买家常的啊　　Then get the regular!　　294　　00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:37,910　　好吧　　你别冲我吼啊　　All right! You don't have to yell!　　295　　00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,640　　抱歉　　Sorry about that.　　296　　00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,840　　我来调成震动　　Let me just put that on vibrate.　　297　　00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,340　　我早就调好啦　　I'm already on vibrate.　　298　　00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,140　　这个我可听懂了　　You know, that one I got.　　299　　00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:55,140　　霍华德　　你和莱纳德说起我什么了吗　　Howard, did you say something to Leonard about me?　　300　　00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,540　　什么意思　　Uh, what do you mean?　　301　　00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:58,670　　他说我要是明天去看他的实验　　He says if I go see his experiment tomorrow　　302　　00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,470　　可能你会感觉不好　　It might weird you out.　　303　　00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,210　　是吗　　他这样说吗　　Really? He said that?　　304　　00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,210　　你不是在吃莱纳德的醋吧　　You're not jealous of Leonard, are you?　　305　　00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:06,340　　我　　才没有呢　　Me? No.　　306　　00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,770　　我只是说　　在没和别人商量的情况下　　I may have mentioned that it's a little inappropriate　　307　　00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,570　　邀请别人的女友去看他的实验　　To be asking another man's girlfriend to his experiment　　308　　00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,240　　这样有点不太合适　　Without first discussing it with said man.　　309　　00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,670　　你的意思是　　我和莱纳德一起还要经过同意　　Are you saying I need to ask your permission to hang out with Leonard?　　310　　00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,610　　我可没这么说　　I didn't say anything like that.　　311　　00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:24,010　　我是说莱纳德必须经过我同意　　I said Leonard has to ask my permission.　　312　　00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,540　　拜托　　我可不想和我娘共进炖羊肉啊　　Come on, I don't want to eat lamb stew with my mother.　　313　　00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:32,640　　可恶　　我差点就解开bra了　　Damn, I was this close on the bra.　　314　　00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:39,940　　记住　　牛顿发现亚里士多德的理论是错的　　Now, remember, Newton realized that Aristotle was wrong　　315　　00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,310　　运动不需要靠力来维持　　And force was not necessary to maintain motion.　　316　　00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:45,440　　所以　　加上a = 9.8平方米每秒　　So let's plug in our 9.8 meters per second squared　　317　　00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,370　　我们能得到　　As "A" and we get　　318　　00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,040　　万有引力乘以质量　　Force-- Earth gravity- equals mass times 9.8 meters　　319　　00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,770　　等于9.8米每秒的平方　　Per second per second.　　320　　00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,270　　从而得到ma = mg　　So we can see that "ma" equals "mg"　　321　　00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:57,010　　我们可以推算出什么　　And what do we know from this?　　322　　00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:04,570　　我们能推算出　　Uh, we know that...　　323　　00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,210　　牛顿真是个聪明绝顶的小甜饼　　...Newton was a really smart cookie.　　324　　00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,740　　哇　　所以才有了牛顿打滚吗[一种点心　　很像驴打滚]　　Oh! Is that where Fig Newtons come from?　　325　　00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:14,770　　不　　牛顿打滚得名于马萨诸塞州的一个小镇　　No, Fig Newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts.　　326　　00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,440　　-别光顾着记这个啊　　-抱歉　　- Don't write that down!　　- Sorry.　　327　　00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:22,010　　好　　如果ma = mg　　我们可以推算出什么　　Now, if "ma" equals "mg," what does that imply?　　328　　00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:23,170　　我不知道　　I don't know.　　329　　00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,740　　你怎么可以不知道　　How can you not know?　　330　　00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,370　　我都告诉你了啊　　I just told you.　　331　　00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,840　　你最近脑子被敲过了吗　　Have you suffered a recent blow to the hea" type="audio/mpeg" />-->