00:00:05,200　　看咱哥俩　　准备好去奔赴四人有约　　Look at us, getting ready for a double date　　2　　00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,160　　并且她们以名副其实的女朋友身份　　With actual women who publicly acknowledge　　3　　00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,190　　光明正大的来约会　　They're our girlfriends.　　4　　00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:12,390　　没错　　真女人最赞　　Yes, actual women are the best.　　5　　00:00:12,910 --> 00:00:13,940　　我就不明白了　　I don't understand.　　6　　00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:15,920　　难道还有其他种类的女人　　What other kind of women are there?　　7　　00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:18,630　　霍华德　　人造女性是属于你的研究部门的　　Howard, artificial women are your department.　　8　　00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:19,760　　你要接这个茬吗　　You want to take this?　　9　　00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:24,490　　才不咧　　那会吓坏他的　　No, it would just freak him out.　　10　　00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,240　　听着　　在出发之前　　Listen, before we leave,　　11　　00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,290　　我要警告你　　我是个热情的男人　　I should warn you, I'm a passionate man　　12　　00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:34,690　　倾向于公开地表达我炙热的感情　　And I tend towards public displays of affection.　　13　　00:00:34,690 --> 00:00:37,590　　你到底想说什么啊　　霍华德　　What are you trying to tell me, Howard?　　14　　00:00:37,590 --> 00:00:40,670　　我会在车里或餐厅里缠绵一下　　There might be some making out in the car or the restaurant,　　15　　00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:42,570　　而且我不想让伯纳黛特感到不安　　And I don't want Bernadette to feel uncomfortable,　　16　　00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:46,220　　所以如果你和佩妮也打啵儿的话会有所帮助的　　So it would help if you and Penny made out, too.　　17　　00:00:47,170 --> 00:00:48,020　　别担心　　Don't worry.　　18　　00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:50,340　　我们正打算在沙拉吧上云雨一番咧　　We're planning to have sex right on the salad bar.　　19　　00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:53,860　　晚上好　　白种人　　Namaste, white people.　　20　　00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:56,740　　好消息　　Good news!　　21　　00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:59,940　　我租到了四小时特别版的《守望者》　　I rented us the four-hour edition of Watchmen.　　22　　00:01:00,010 --> 00:01:00,840　　-我有了　　-看过了　　- Got it.　　- Seen it.　　23　　00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:03,310　　我的详细分析已经发到网上了　　Detailed analysis posted online.　　24　　00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,890　　那...我们今晚干嘛　　Well, then what are we going to do tonight?　　25　　00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:07,120　　不好意思哈　　拉杰　　Uh, sorry, Raj.　　26　　00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:08,190　　我和霍华德要与　　Howard and I are going out to dinner　　27　　00:01:08,190 --> 00:01:09,620　　-佩妮和伯纳黛特共进晚餐　　-没错　　- With penny and bernadette.　　- Yeah.　　28　　00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:12,490　　我和莱纳德告别无忧无虑的单身生活了　　No more carefree bachelor nights for me and Leonard.　　29　　00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,530　　咱这两匹野马算是彻底从良了　　These broncos have been saddled.　　30　　00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,540　　我们是怎么勾到真正的女人的　　How did we get actual women?　　31　　00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:23,960　　真棒　　Great.　　32　　00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,950　　难道他们就这么见色忘义　　They get girlfriends, and they just abandon us?　　33　　00:01:25,950 --> 00:01:27,440　　这很好哇　　不是吗　　It is great, isn't it?　　34　　00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:31,070　　-一个美妙的夜晚就在前方　　-是吗　　- We have a wonderful evening ahead of us.　　- We do?　　35　　00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:33,220　　那是　　我才发现我没有　　Oh, yes. I just discovered I don't have　　36　　00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:35,550　　足够的硬盘空间分配给Linux系统　　Enough room ony hard drive for a Linux partition,　　37　　00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:37,940　　所以你和我要做一份全套备份　　So you and I are going to perform a full backup,　　38　　00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:41,890　　初始化然后重装我的所有操作系统　　Reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.　　39　　00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:44,220　　我才不想做那个咧　　I don't want to do that.　　40　　00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,090　　好吧　　All right.　　41　　00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:46,950　　那我要做一份全套备份　　Well, I'm going to perform full backup,　　42　　00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:50,700　　初始化然后重装我的所有操作系统　　Reinitialize and then reinstall all my operating systems.　　43　　00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,270　　那我呢　　What about me　　44　　00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:55,900　　嗯...我刚了解到有好几种类型的人造女性　　Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women.　　45　　00:01:58,690 --> 00:02:00,350　　也许你应该关注一下那方面　　Maybe you should look into that.　　46　　00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:21,810　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第十二集　　47　　00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,370　　老兄　　今晚有太多很酷的事情　　Dude, there's so many cool things　　48　　00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:31,450　　等着我们去玩呢　　看　　We could be doing tonight. Look.　　49　　00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:33,160　　在幽谷拱廊商场　　At the glendale galleria,　　50　　00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,010　　"穿上你最正的阻特装　　"Put on your best zoot suit　　51　　00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,010　　40年代流行爵士音乐迷所穿上衣过膝　　宽肩　　裤子肥大裤口狭窄的服装　　52　　00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:37,960　　在梅西百货附近的中央广场向摇摆音乐致敬　　"It's a salute to swing music in the center court near macy's.　　53　　00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,210　　晚五点到九点　　5 p.M. To 9 p.M."　　54　　00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:41,340　　怎么样　　如何　　Huh? Huh?　　55　　00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:43,050　　向阻特装的致敬　　A salute to zoot.　　56　　00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:45,670　　听起来像是猫头鹰　　Sounds like a hoot.　　57　　00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:46,750　　不好意思　　拉杰　　I'm sorry, Raj,　　58　　00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:50,010　　我今晚没有向任何类型服装致敬的欲望　　I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight.　　59　　00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:53,180　　更何况这还涉及到四十年代的种族暴乱　　Much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s.　　60　　00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:54,980　　种族暴乱　　Race riots?　　61　　00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:57,520　　阻特装暴动　　The zoot suit riots.　　62　　00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:59,830　　啊哈　　Oh.　　63　　00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:03,110　　我一直以为那是什么圣诞节后的减价活动　　I always thought that was some sort of after-christmas sale.　　64　　00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,020　　那为什么不单纯地到拱廊商场散散步呢　　Well, then why don't we just go to the galleria and walk around?　　65　　00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,870　　我又不需要那里面的东西　　But I don't need anything at the galleria.　　66　　00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:11,370　　你在拱廊商场有何需求　　Do you need anything at the galleria?　　67　　00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:13,840　　没　　我们就随便走走看看怎么回事而已　　No. We would just walk around and see what's what.　　68　　00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:18,020　　这在语义上是个无效的句子　　That's a semantically null sentence.　　69　　00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:21,520　　那好吧　　嗯...那这个如何　　Okay, well, how about this?　　70　　00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,010　　大学网站上的　　From the university web site:　　71　　00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:26,430　　晚七点到十点　　诺顿厅多功能室　　7 p.M To 10:00 p.M., Norton hall multipurpose room,　　72　　00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:28,700　　"理科与文科的　　"Mixer for grad student and faculty　　73　　00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,350　　研究生和教员联谊　　of the science and humanities departments.　　74　　00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:33,900　　"不论你是分解原子还是分解不定式　　"Whether you split atoms or infinitives,　　75　　00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,670　　这是你必到的聚会　　This is the place to be."　　76　　00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:39,360　　这当然是很幽默 但...　　Well, that's certainly amusing, but...　　77　　00:03:40,330 --> 00:03:41,960　　但我没兴趣　　I have no interest.　　78　　00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,280　　别这样　　谢尔顿　　Come on, Sheldon,　　79　　00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,650　　这个世界上充满了在室外活动的人　　The world is filled with people doing things outside.　　80　　00:03:45,650 --> 00:03:46,740　　我们出去吧　　Let's go outside.　　81　　00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:48,810　　外面多美好　　Outside is good.　　82　　00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:52,210　　要是外面这么美好　　那为什么人类花费上千年　　Outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years　　83　　00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:54,010　　来完美内部装饰　　Trying to perfect inside?　　84　　00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,830　　我咋知道　　也许是营销计划　　I don't know, it's a marketing scheme.　　85　　00:03:57,790 --> 00:03:59,320　　拜托　　谢尔顿　　我是个年轻的　　Please, Sheldon, I'm a young,　　86　　00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,320　　来自他乡的"刚健的"纯爷们儿访客　　Virile visitor from a foreign land　　87　　00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,700　　我需要炫耀下我的"宝贝"　　And I need to strut my stuff.　　88　　00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,030　　那我提供个妥协方案　　Let me offer you a compromise.　　89　　00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:10,890　　当我感到憋闷　　想换换视野的时候　　Sometimes when I feel stifled and want a change of scenery,　　90　　00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:13,210　　我会利用我的想象力　　I use my imagination.　　91　　00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:14,820　　天　　来了　　Oh, boy.　　92　　00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:16,540　　我最爱探访的地方之一　　One of my favorite places　　93　　00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:18,500　　就是二维世界　　To visit is the two dimensional world　　94　　00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,270　　在爱德温·艾伯特的数学幻想小说　　Described in Edwin Abbott's mathematal fantasy,　　95　　00:04:21,270 --> 00:04:22,640　　《平地》里有描述过　　"Flatland."　　96　　00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:25,050　　我才不想去平地　　I don't want to go to flatland.　　97　　00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,250　　你这么说只是因为你还没去过那里　　You're only saying that becae you haven't been there.　　98　　00:04:30,110 --> 00:04:33,630　　我现在是二维空间里的一个六边形　　I am now a hexagon in two-dimensional space　　99　　00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:36,560　　并且只能感知其他物体的边缘　　And can only perceive the edges of other objects.　　100　　00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,770　　见鬼咧　　Oy.　　101　　00:04:39,770 --> 00:04:41,820　　那是你吗　　拉杰　　Is that you, Raj?　　102　　00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:43,690　　我认不出你的边缘　　I don't recognize your edge.　　103　　00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,450　　谢尔顿　　我求你了　　Sheldon, I'm begging you.　　104　　00:04:45,450 --> 00:04:48,500　　我想参加这个联谊　　而且不想一个人去　　I want to go to this mixer, and I don't want to go alone.　　105　　00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:50,200　　那你就走运了　　Well, you're in luck.　　106　　00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,300　　在平地上正有一个联谊　　There's a mixer here in flatland　　107　　00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,460　　看啊　　那边有条性感的线段　　Oh, look, the's a sexually attractive line segment　　108　　00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,460　　在埃德温的小说里线段是女性　　109　　00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:01,590　　你应该跟她搭讪　　You should chat her up.　　110　　00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:03,150　　-什么?　　-告诉她你是一个圆　　- What?　　- Tell her you're a circle.　　111　　00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,450　　平地上的女孩子都喜欢圆　　Flatland gals are all hot for circles.　　112　　00:05:08,950 --> 00:05:09,970　　伯纳黛特　　我希望你现在有胃口　　I hope you're hungry, beadette.　　113　　00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:11,710　　我们要去一家很棒的餐厅　　We're going to a terrific restaurant.　　114　　00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:13,370　　噢　　我快饿死了　　Oh, yeah, I'm starved.　　115　　00:05:13,370 --> 00:05:14,970　　花了一整天的时间在生物实验室　　When you spend all day in a bio-lab,　　116　　00:05:14,970 --> 00:05:17,880　　观察食肉细菌如何吃掉小型啮齿类动物　　Watching flesh-eating bacteria skeletonize small rodents,　　117　　00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,830　　真的让人胃口大开　　It really works up an appetite.　　118　　00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,970　　这个女人喜欢食肉细菌　　Flesh-eating bacteria.　　119　　00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:24,780　　但我还是想吻她　　And yet, I still want to kiss this woman.　　120　　00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:26,070　　这说明什么?　　What does that tell you?　　121　　00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,770　　为了上她二垒这个极小的可能性　　That you'd be willing to die a horrible death　　122　　00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:30,160　　你愿意尸骨无存地死去?　　On the off-chance you'd get to second base?　　123　　00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:33,150　　我们已经远不止是二垒的关系了　　Oh, we're way past second base.　　124　　00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:34,620　　对吧　　亲爱的?　　Right, Howard?　　125　　00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:36,340　　虽然我们对各垒的位置　　Well, we kind of disagree　　126　　00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:38,290　　有些分歧　　About what the bases are.　　127　　00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,370　　佩妮　　你工作怎么样?　　How's your work going, penny?　　128　　00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:42,750　　有参加什么表演吗?　　Any acting jobs?　　129　　00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,990　　我最近的一个大型表演是　　Well, the last big thing I did was this production　　130　　00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:47,560　　在一家保龄球馆上的剧场演出安妮日记　　Of Diary of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.　　131　　00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:51,090　　但我觉得我的转机马上要来了　　But I think things might be turning around pretty soon.　　132　　00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:53,230　　太好了　　怎么回事?　　Great. How come?　　133　　00:05:53,230 --> 00:05:55,380　　答应我你不会嘲笑我　　Well, promise you won't make fun of me.　　134　　00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:57,980　　当然　　我永远不会嘲笑你　　Of course, I would never make fun of you.　　135　　00:05:58,430 --> 00:05:59,150　　好吧　　Okay.　　136　　00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,060　　一个通灵师告诉我　　如果我剪了头发　　Well, I went to this psychic who told me that if I cut my hair,　　137　　00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:04,430　　我就能出演一个全国性的广告　　I'm going to get a national commercial.　　138　　00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:07,670　　什...　　开玩笑呢吧?　　Wh... seriously?　　139　　00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,660　　你去找通灵师要职业建议?　　You're getting career advice from a psychic?　　140　　00:06:10,660 --> 00:06:13,030　　好一个永远不嘲笑她　　Good job not making fun of her.　　141　　00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:16,250　　她跟那些骗子不同的　　好不好　　She's not one of those phonies, okay.　　142　　00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,200　　她写了本书　　还有自己的网站　　She wrote a book and has her own web site.　　143　　00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,620　　噢　　你干吗不早说?　　Oh, gee, why didn't you say so?　　144　　00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:22,560　　又不是人人都有资格申请网站的　　They don't let just anyone have a web site.　　145　　00:06:22,930 --> 00:06:25,930　　-你干吗这么刻薄?　　-你觉得奇怪?　　- Why are you being such a jerk?　　- You're surprised?　　146　　00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:28,500　　你的通灵师没告诉你我会变得很刻薄?　　Your psychic tell you I was going to be a jerk?　　147　　00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,210　　去死吧　　Bite me.　　148　　00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,460　　开玩笑嘛　　佩妮　　Come on, penny.　　149　　00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,160　　你们俩继续吵你们　　Why don't you kids go ahead and chat?　　150　　00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,350　　我们要在后面亲热一会儿　　We're gonna make out back here.　　151　　00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:43,350　　我要上你三垒了　　I'm sliding into third.　　152　　00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,670　　谢谢你陪我来　　Thanks for coming with me.　　153　　00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:49,330　　谢谢你给我　　Thanks for giving me　　154　　00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:52,300　　限量版的绿灯侠能量灯　　Your limited edition green lantern lantern.　　155　　00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:54,820　　你非得带上它不可吗?　　Did you really have to bring it in with you?　　156　　00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:58,080　　如果恶魔来袭　　但我的戒指又没了能量怎么办?　　What if evil strikes and my power ring runs low?　　157　　00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,760　　-来吧　　我们去喝一杯　　-我不喝酒　　- Come on, let's get a drink.　　- I don't drink.　　158　　00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:05,640　　我要喝酒　　Yeah, well I do.　　159　　00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,990　　而且我的泡妞伙伴带着台能量灯　　And when my wingman is carrying a green lantern lantern,　　160　　00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:09,650　　我得喝得更多　　I drink a lot.　　161　　00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,770　　请给我一杯伏特加橙汁鸡尾酒　　I'll have a screwdriver, please.　　162　　00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:13,590　　别吝啬你的伏特加　　Don't be chintzy with the screw.　　163　　00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,680　　我要一杯漂浮沙士 [无酒精饮料]　　I would like a root beer float.　　164　　00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:19,930　　谢尔顿　　他们这儿没有冰淇淋　　Sheldon, they don' have ice cream.　　165　　00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,700　　没有?　　They don't?　　166　　00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,670　　显然这里的人对派对的定义　　Well, apparently, these people and I differ greatly　　167　　00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:25,450　　跟我是不一样的　　On the definition of "Party."　　168　　00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:27,990　　给他秀兰·邓波尔（一种无酒精鸡尾酒）　　He'll have a shirley temple.　　169　　00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,940　　也别吝啬里面的果汁　　And don't be chintzy with the shirley.　　170　　00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,050　　好的　　Okay,　　171　　00:07:35,050 --> 00:07:36,960　　我们开始找女人吧　　Let's check out the females.　　172　　00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,030　　好　　All right.　　173　　00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:39,410　　那里有个女人　　There's a female.　　174　　00:07:40,230 --> 00:07:41,620　　那是威尔金森教授的太太　　That's professor wilkinson's wife.　　175　　00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,550　　她好像都80了　　She's like 80 years old.　　176　　00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,760　　但她是个女人　　But she's female.　　177　　00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,500　　-你不是要玩找女人的游戏吗?　　-不　　- Isn't that the game?　　- No.　　178　　00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,850　　我要找的是能共赴巫山的小妞　　I'm looking for a hookup.　　179　　00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:49,640　　噢　　是么　　Oh, yes.　　180　　00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,140　　所以这个游戏的重点是　　So, the point of this exercise is　　181　　00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:53,410　　帮你找到可以交配的人?　　For you to find someone to copulate with?　　182　　00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:55,270　　别那么大声　　Not so loud,　　183　　00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:57,120　　不过理论上是正确的　　But ideally, yes.　　184　　00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:00,390　　谢谢　　Thanks.　　185　　00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:01,340　　谢谢你　　Thank you.　　186　　00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:04,750　　我作为泡妞伙伴的职责是什么?　　And what is my function as "Wingman"?　　187　　00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,390　　-帮我完成游戏　　-没问题　　- You help me run my game.　　- Okay.　　188　　00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:10,390　　你的游戏是什么?　　What is your game?　　189　　00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:13,230　　在我跟女人胡吹的时候　　When I lie through my teeth to a woman,　　190　　00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:15,330　　你就点头附和我　　You nod and agree.　　191　　00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:17,870　　这玩意儿真帅　　Hey, that's pretty cool.　　192　　00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:19,050　　它是什么东西?　　What is it?　　193　　00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,190　　这是限量版的　　It's a limited edition　　194　　00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:22,110　　绿灯侠能量灯　　Green lantern lantern.　　195　　00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,730　　我朋友在找可以跟他交配的人　　My friend is looking for someone to copulate with.　　196　　00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:27,490　　你真幽默　　You're very funny.　　197　　00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:28,400　　我是艾比　　I'm Abby.　　198　　00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,350　　-我是谢尔顿　　-你好　　- I'm Sheldon.　　- How do you do?　　199　　00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:32,390　　我是拉杰·罗摩衍·库萨帕里　　Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.　　200　　00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:34,370　　-叫我拉杰　　-你好　　拉杰　　- Call me Raj.　　- Hi, Raj.　　201　　00:08:34,370 --> 00:08:35,260　　你是哪里人?　　Where are you from?　　202　　00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:37,730　　神秘的印度次大陆　　The mysterious subcontinent of India.　　203　　00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:38,840　　噢　　印度　　Ooh, India.　　204　　00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,310　　-你了解印度吗　　-看过贫民窟的百万富翁　　- You know India?　　- I saw Slumdog Millionaire.　　205　　00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:44,560　　哇　　那我就是贫民窟的天体物理学家　　Well, I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.　　206　　00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:48,950　　你爸不是妇科医生吗[有钱人家]　　I thought your father was a gynecologist.　　207　　00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,370　　抱歉　　I'm sorry.　　208　　00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:55,430　　玛莎　　快来　　Martha, come here.　　209　　00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:56,950　　这两位是拉杰和谢尔顿　　Meet Raj and Sheldon.　　210　　00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:58,530　　-这是我朋友　　玛莎　　-你们好　　- This is my friend, Martha.　　- Hi.　　211　　00:08:58,530 --> 00:08:59,630　　-你好　　-你好　　- Hello.　　- Hello.　　212　　00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:01,270　　这不是限量版的　　Is that the limited edition　　213　　00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:03,420　　绿灯侠能量灯吗　　Green Lantern Lantern?　　214　　00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:06,030　　光明的昼　　暗黑的夜　　"In brightest day, in darkest night,　　215　　00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:08,340　　一切罪恶无所遁形　　no evil shall escape my sight."　　216　　00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,630　　真是酷毙了　　Oh, that is so awesome!　　217　　00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:16,180　　多谢　　Thank you.　　218　　00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,580　　选好要和谁交配了吗　　Have you chosen one to copulate with?　　219　　00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:34,370　　我们聊些什么呢　　So, what should we talk about?　　220　　00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,290　　我们可以再听听某人的言论　　Well, we could always learn more　　221　　00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:39,800　　为什么信灵媒的人都是小白　　about why people who believe in psychics are idiots.　　222　　00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,120　　是吧　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　223　　00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:46,530　　这我们就不必多说了　　Oh, we don't need to talk about that anymore.　　224　　00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:49,110　　莱纳德在车里已经说得够绝了　　Leonard covered it pretty well in the car.　　225　　00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:52,410　　不好意思　　但事实如此　　I'm sorry, but facts are facts.　　226　　00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,140　　得了　　你所无法理解的事　　Right, and if you can't understand it,　　227　　00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,500　　那就不是事实　　It's not a fact.　　228　　00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,800　　不　　如果不是事实　　那就是扯淡　　No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact.　　229　　00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,850　　明白了　　Oh, got it.　　230　　00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,030　　多谢你教育我　　Thank you for educating me.　　231　　00: 10:01,030 --> 00:10:03,210　　不客气　　You're welcome.　　232　　00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,460　　鱼好吃吗　　How's your fish?　　233　　00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:06,370　　相当美味　　Amazing.　　234　　00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:07,730　　要来点吗　　Would you like to try some?　　235　　00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,570　　-当然　　-但事实很残酷　　- Yeah, sure.　　- Well, the fact is,　　236　　00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:10,830　　偏不给你吃　　you can't.　　237　　00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,760　　霍华德　　伯纳黛特　　你俩都是科学家　　Come on, Howard, Bernadette, you' both scientists.　　238　　00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,540　　行行好　　帮帮忙吧　　Help me out here.　　239　　00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,470　　你觉得呢　　他们小两口矛盾　　What do you think-- want to jump　　240　　00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:17,970　　我们要搅这趟浑水吗　　right in the middle of another couple's argument?　　241　　00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:19,010　　不了　　谢谢　　No, thank you.　　242　　00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:20,210　　爱莫能助　　Sorry.　　243　　00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:24,390　　我想我们别谈这个话题了　　Maybe we suld just stop talking about this.　　244　　00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:27,400　　我还是觉得我们都闭嘴好了　　Maybe some of us should stop talking altogether.　　245　　00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:29,820　　今晚用餐如何　　How is everything tonight?　　246　　00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:31,730　　相当郁闷　　Really uncomfortable.　　247　　00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:36,930　　稳定而互相支持的一夫一妻关系中　　You know, the best thing about being in a committed,　　248　　00:10:36,930 --> 00:10:38,890　　最大的优点就在于　　monogamous, mutually supportive relationship　　249　　00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,840　　即使两人发生分歧　　is that even if you have different idea,　　250　　00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,430　　并经过激烈辩论　　但感情不受影响　　you can have a spirited debate, yet still care for,　　251　　00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:46,000　　甚至吵过后还是可以云雨一番...　　even make love with...　　252　　00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,960　　不要鱼了吗　　Want your fish?　　253　　00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:55,240　　我不用是灵媒　　I knew you were going to do that.　　254　　00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,580　　也能猜到你会这样　　Doesn't make me psychic!　　255　　00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:02,240　　好吧　　你这废柴只会把事情越弄越糟　　Attaboy, Leonard make it worse.　　256　　00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:13,040　　什么情况　　What's going on?　　257　　00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,220　　我们找到女人了　　We scored.　　258　　00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:18,770　　我助攻的　　I'm the wingman.　　259　　00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:29,670　　好啊　　Hey.　　260　　00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:32,590　　-戴上　　防镭射　　-难忘一宵啊　　- Laser.　　- Had a great night last night.　　261　　00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:34,180　　我是不想透露太多啦　　I don't like to kiss and tell,　　262　　00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:37,370　　但某些人已经上了八垒了哦　　but somebody made it to eighth base.　　263　　00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,010　　八垒是个什么情况　　What the hell is eighth base?　　264　　00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:44,200　　七垒只到宽衣解带　　Seventh base with shirt off.　　265　　00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,360　　宽的还是我的衣　　Well, my shirt.　　266　　00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:49,740　　你和佩妮咋样了　　How'd things go with Penny?　　267　　00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,820　　好得不能再好了　　Oh... couldn't be better.　　268　　00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,400　　我们感情生活一不顺　　Are we taking our relationship　　269　　00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,890　　就拿无辜的赛昂人出气吗　　frustrations out on innocent Cylons?　　270　　00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,340　　可不止赛昂人呢　　It's not just Cylons.　　271　　00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,080　　接下来就轮到超人了　　Superman's next.　　272　　00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,020　　好吧　　我本想在吃午饭前　　All right, I was going to try to squeeze in　　273　　00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,710　　溜过来吐吐槽　　a little more mocking before lunch,　　274　　00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:10,530　　但我想我还是识相点撤吧　　but I can come back later　　275　　00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,710　　免得被你的杀伤性武器给殃及了　　when you don't have a high-powered weapon.　　276　　00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,050　　我怎么能和信灵媒的女孩子约会呢　　How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics?　　277　　00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,120　　这有啥　　我以前泡过一个妞　　Hey, I once dated a girl　　278　　00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,560　　她还相信自己被外星人绑架过　　who believed she was abducted by aliens.　　279　　00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,950　　你就不介意吗　　And that didn'bother you?　　280　　00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:23,950　　正相反[法语]　　Au contraire.　　281　　00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,820　　说明她好骗又值得"深探"一番　　It meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.　　282　　00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,630　　我该咋办　　What am I supposed to,　　283　　00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:32,460　　和佩妮一起时我就得装着相信吗　　Pretend I believe something I don't whenever I'm with Penny?　　284　　00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,390　　我肯定佩妮和你一起时　　Yes, I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things　　285　　00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:37,260　　她也不都是装出来的吗　　when she's with you.　　286　　00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,120　　帮个忙　　怎么都好　　让我爆了你　　Do me a favor-- lean or, put your head right here.　　287　　00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,790　　换种说法和你解释吧　　Let me show you anothe way to look at this.　　288　　00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:48,710　　这里是全宇宙的女人　　Here we have the universe of all women.　　289　　00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:50,070　　其中这一部分的女人　　These are the ones　　290　　00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,330　　你想和她们上床　　you want to sleep with.　　291　　00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:54,470　　而这里的女人则与你的想法如出一辙　　These are the women who believe exactly what you believe.　　292　　00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:57,350　　而只有这点女人愿意和你上床　　These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you.　　293　　00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:02,140　　而你的理想伴侣　　And right there in the little triple intersection...　　294　　00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:03,750　　只能从这三者之间小小的交集中找了　　is your ideal mate.　　295　　00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,370　　而你的那个她可能是个又矮又自卑的物理学家　　Odds are she's a short physicist with low self-esteem　　296　　00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:09,450　　还是在为中国政府研究所工作　　who lives in a government research facility in china.　　297　　00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,100　　你到底想说啥　　What's your point?　　298　　00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,550　　为了和佩妮继续交往下去　　In order to keep hing a sexual relationship with Penny,　　299　　00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:16,550　　我就得放弃　　I have to give up everything I believe in--　　300　　00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:19,000　　我对科学知识的信仰　　my intellectual integrity, the very nature　　301　　00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:19,930　　和我的本性吗　　of who I am?　　302　　00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:21,820　　我做不到　　霍华德　　I can't do that, Howard.　　303　　00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:23,580　　完全理解　　I respect that.　　304　　00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:27,630　　那是什么　　What is that?　　305　　00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:29,430　　你的新女友　　Your new girlfriend.　　306　　00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,150　　祝你今晚愉快　　Have fun tonight.　　307　　00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,060　　狗狗　　The dog...　　308　　00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:40,020　　书名《学习芬兰语》　　309　　00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:40,020　　Koira.　　Koira.　　310　　00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:42,740　　屋顶　　The roof...　　311　　00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,390　　Katto　　Katto　　312　　00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,650　　葡萄　　Grapes...　　313　　00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:51,880　　Ryp leet　　Ryp leet　　314　　00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,330　　等一下　　One minute.　　315　　00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,150　　Sis n　　Sis n　　316　　00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,800　　什么意思　　What was that?　　317　　00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,270　　是指"请进"　　It means "Come in."　　318　　00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,550　　我电脑在装新的操作系统　　It's taking forever to load　　319　　00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,640　　等的时间太久了　　The new operating system on my computer.　　320　　00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,720　　我消毒了厨房和卫生间　　I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom,　　321　　00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,050　　索性就来学习芬兰语吧　　And now I thought I'd learn Finnish.　　322　　00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,500　　那是印度语　　That's Hindi for　　323　　00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,380　　就是说你爱咋咋滴吧　　"Whatever floats your bought."　　324　　00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,580　　我收到艾比发来的短信　　Uh, listen, I got a text from that girl Abby,　　325　　00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:25,040　　她跟她朋友玛莎　　还想跟我们出去玩　　And she and her friend Martha want to hang out with us again.　　326　　00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,400　　你怎么说　　What do you say?　　327　　00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,720　　我什么都不会说　　I don't say anything.　　328　　00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,510　　只会提醒你　　你这个表情　　I merely offer you facial expression　　329　　00:14:29,510 --> 00:14:31,680　　说明你走火入魔了　　That suggests you've gone insane　　330　　00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,620" type="audio/mpeg" />-->