00:09:43,770　　对不起昨晚不能陪你　　I'm sorry I couldn't hang with you last night.　　201　　00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:45,230　　我和伯纳黛特约会了　　I had a date with Bernadette.　　202　　00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,430　　我知道　　I know.　　203　　00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,370　　我在推特上看到了　　I saw the Tweet.　　204　　00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:49,930　　那你干什么了　　So, what did you end up doing?　　205　　00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,100　　没干什么　　Not much.　　206　　00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:52,570　　热了块玉米馅饼　　Nuked a burrito. Oh.　　207　　00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:55,100　　向印度女神乌尔瓦希祈祷你会拉稀　　Prayed to the Hindu god Urvashi that your bowels would loosen　　208　　00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,230　　老二蔫得跟柳条一样柔软　　and your penis would droop like a willow tree.　　209" type="audio/mpeg" />-->