00:00:09,630　　喘不过气了吗　　Having a little trouble catching your breath there?　　2　　00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:12,630　　不　　不　　我没事儿　　No, no, I'm good.　　3　　00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:15,450　　要是体育老师早告诉我刻苦训练是为了这个　　If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for,　　4　　00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:17,160　　我就会试着再努力点　　I would have tried a lot harder.　　5　　00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:22,860　　要么去做　　要么放手　　没有尝试一说　　"Do or do not. There is no try."　　6　　00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,630　　你刚引用了星战的台词吗　　Did you just quote star wars?　　7　　00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:32,650　　我引用的应该是《帝国反击战》的台词　　I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.　　8　　00:00:28,930 --> 00:00:32,700　　[星战第五部]　　9　　00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:37,000　　老天爷　　Oh, my God.　　10　　00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:41,300　　我居然和一个能引用尤达大师的话的美女躺在一起　　I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.　　11　　00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:41,300　　[尤达：星战人物]　　12　　00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,260　　我爱你　　佩妮　　I love you, Penny.　　13　　00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,600　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　14　　00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,500　　不客气　　You're welcome.　　15　　00:01:05,030 --> 00:01:07,090　　我只是不吐不快而已　　I just wanted to put that out there.　　16　　00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,420　　不　　我很高兴　　Oh, yeah, no, I-I'm-I'm glad.　　17　　00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:10,690　　那就好　　Good.　　18　　00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:12,530　　-高兴就好　　-嗯　　- Glad is good.　　- Yeah.　　19　　00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,460　　没手表　　No, no...　　20　　00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,490　　呃...已经很晚了　　So, it's getting pretty late.　　21　　00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,490　　-我们差不多该睡觉吧　　-对　　- We should probably go to sleep.　　- Yeah.　　22　　00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,990　　-对　　-该睡了　　- Okay.　　- Yeah, probably.　　23　　00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,600　　-晚安　　亲爱的　　-晚安　　- Okay, good night, sweetie.　　- Good night.　　24　　00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,310　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第十九集　　25　　00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,660　　莱纳德　　你对巨型蚂蚁这个问题持什么立场　　Hey, Leonard, where do you come down on giant ants?　　26　　00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:09,990　　谢尔顿说不可能有　　Sheldon says impossible.　　27　　00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,720　　霍华德和我都觉得不仅可能　　Howard and I say not only possible,　　28　　00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,410　　而且作为一种交通工具　　比蝙蝠战车酷多了　　but as a mode of transportation, way cooler than a Batmobile.　　29　　00:02:11,730 --> 00:02:15,100　　[蝙蝠战车：蝙蝠侠的座驾]　　30　　00:02:15,830 --> 00:02:18,480　　你忽视了平方/立方定律　　You are ignoring the square-cube law.　　31　　00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,860　　巨型蚂蚁会被 自身的骨骼重量压垮　　The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its own exoskeleton.　　32　　00:02:21,860 --> 00:02:23,050　　而且准确来说　　And for the record,　　33　　00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:25,720　　真正酷的交通工具排名应该是　　the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation is:　　34　　00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:30,250　　喷射背包　　悬滑板　　传送器　　蝙蝠战车 然后才是巨型蚂蚁　　jet pack, hoverboard, transporter, Batmobile, and then giant ant.　　35　　00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,020　　[悬滑板引自《回到未来2》　　传送器引自《星际迷航》]　　36　　00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:34,020　　有没有搞错 你们就没别的事干　　Seriously? You have nothing better to do　　37　　00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:37,420　　只能坐在这里聊巨型蚂蚁存在的可能性吗　　than sit around and discuss the possibility of giant ants?　　38　　00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,820　　他怎么了　　What's with him?　　39　　00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:43,820　　估计他到了每月一次的敏感期了　　Perhaps he's at a sensitive point in his monthly cycle.　　40　　00:02:44,420 --> 00:02:48,850　　你是说他来大姨夫了[与Menstruating同音]　　Are you saying he's man-strating?　　41　　00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:52,620　　不是字面意义上的　　Not literally.　　42　　00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,120　　但早在十七世纪　　But as far back as the 17th century,　　43　　00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,790　　科学家就发现男性荷尔蒙水平 有个33天的波动周期　　scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels.　　44　　00:02:58,990 --> 00:03:00,010　　有意思　　Interesting.　　45　　00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:03,380　　难怪我每月中旬都会两眼泪汪汪　　That might explain my weepy days in the middle of the month.　　46　　00:03:05,650 --> 00:03:07,750　　你知道我在说什么　　You know what I'm talking about.　　47　　00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,050　　[潜台词: 别说得这么暧昧...]　　48　　00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,190　　算了　　不说巨型蚂蚁　　Okay, forget giant ants.　　49　　00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:16,990　　巨型兔子呢　　How about giant rabbits?　　50　　00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:20,120　　不管大小　　我都不喜欢兔子　　Big or small, I don't like rabbits.　　51　　00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,820　　兔子总是看似很想说话　　They always look like they're about to say something,　　52　　00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:23,390　　但从来不开口　　but they never do.　　53　　00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:27,520　　兔子倒是有呼吸系统 支撑巨大的体型　　Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size.　　54　　00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,090　　并且　　兔子是少数哺乳动物中　　And on a side note, they are one of the few mammals　　55　　00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:32,950　　阴囊长在阴茎前的　　whose scrotum is in front of the penis.　　56　　00:03:34,390 --> 00:03:37,450　　也许这才是他们想谈论的　　Maybe that's what they want to talk about.　　57　　00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:43,420　　莱纳德　　你对巨型兔子和阴囊位置 持啥态度　　Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?　　58　　00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,690　　我一点都不在乎　　I honestly don't care.　　59　　00:03:45,990 --> 00:03:46,490　　是吗　　Really?　　60　　00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:49,190　　每次我们谈到不寻常的动物生殖器　　Because every time we've talked about unusual animal genitals,　　61　　00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:52,090　　你总会有些有力且富争议性的观点　　you've always had some pretty strong and controversial opinions.　　62　　00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:56,590　　你想让我说什么 我就是对这个没兴趣　　What do you want from me? I just don't give a rat's ass.　　63　　00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,190　　有没有巨型老鼠屁屁　　Would that be a giant rat's ass?　　64　　00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:04,160　　准确来说　　巨型老鼠是有可能存在的　　For the record, giant rats are possible.　　65　　00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,190　　我们能不能说点别的　　Can we please talk about something else?　　66　　00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:09,090　　比如稍微跟我们生活有关 而且是地球上的东西　　Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?　　67　　00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:11,090　　这个话题怎么样　　Okay, how about this for a topic:　　68　　00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:14,120　　为什么莱纳德是个大混蛋　　Why is Leonard being a giant douche?　　69　　00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,420　　假设大混蛋有可能存在　　Assuming giant douches are possible.　　70　　00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,160　　当然有　　Of course they are.　　71　　00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,520　　莱纳德就是一个　　Leonard's being one.　　72　　00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:26,190　　说不定他和佩妮发生了"爱爱"口角　　Maybe he's having a lover's spat with Penny.　　73　　00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:27,820　　才怪　　我们没吵架　　No, there was no spat.　　74　　00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:29,720　　但确实发生了点状况　　Oh, but something happened.　　75　　00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,120　　我不想谈这个　　I don't want to talk about it.　　76　　00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,590　　我觉得你想说　　我不想听 失陪　　But I sense you're going to and I don't want to hear about it. Excuse me.　　77　　00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:37,560　　你干啥了　　罗密欧　　What'd you do, Romeo?　　78　　00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,590　　往身上倒枫蜜　　You pour maple syrup all over your body　　79　　00:04:39,590 --> 00:04:42,790　　问她有没有性致玩3P　　and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?　　80　　00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:50,340　　你是不是穿她的内裤跳来跳去取悦她　　Did you think it would be funny to put on a pair of her panties and jump around,　　81　　00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:52,290　　结果却把她吓着了　　but it wound up just creeping her out?　　82　　00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:55,490　　什么　　没有　　What? No.　　83　　00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:56,990　　我只是问问　　老兄　　I'm just asking, dude.　　84　　00:04:56,990 --> 00:04:59,790　　没准儿呢[Raj深受其害]　　It happens.　　85　　00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,960　　你们参加今晚的保龄球赛吗　　You guys still on for bowling tonight?　　86　　00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:04,760　　当然参加　　Oh, yes.　　87　　00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,960　　我还准备了几句垃圾话呢　　In fact, I've prepared some trash talk for the occasion.　　88　　00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,760　　你打得跟你妈一个水准　　You bowl like your mama.　　89　　00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:12,960　　不过　　如果她打得很好　　Unless, of course, she bowls well.　　90　　00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,760　　那就是　　你打得跟你妈大相径庭　　In which case, you bowl nothing like her.　　91　　00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,120　　哦　　唉哟　　Oh. Ouch.　　92　　00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:22,360　　这就是灼烈言辞的效果　　That is what is referred to as a burn on you.　　93　　00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,120　　你要求她滴蜡吗　　Did you ask her to start waxing?　　94　　00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,090　　没有　　No.　　95　　00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:29,060　　你滴蜡了　　Did you start waxing?　　96　　00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,190　　没有　　No.　　97　　00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:31,860　　是不是做爱时　　While making love,　　98　　00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:36,360　　你不小心拍了自己屁股　　然后大声哭喊"妈咪"　　did you accidentally spank your own ass and cry out, "Mommy"?　　99　　00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,520　　我懒得理你们　　I'm walking away from you now.　　100　　00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,920　　他没否定哎　　That wasn't a no.　　101　　00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,060　　看来我们猜得越来越靠谱儿了　　Yeah, I think we're getting close.　　102　　00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,440　　你是在跟她上床的时候　　Did you take a Benadryl　　103　　00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,160　　吃了片苯海拉明(此药会造成昏昏欲睡)然后睡着了么　　and fall asleep while pleasuring her?　　104　　00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,590　　你可能会因此丢了小命儿哎　　Because you can die that way.　　105　　00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:01,160　　牡丹花下死　　做鬼也风流啊　　Oh, that would be a good way to go.　　106　　00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,360　　-嗨　　-嗨　　- Hi.　　- Oh, hey.　　107　　00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,290　　太好了　　佩妮 友情提示　　今晚7点　　保龄之夜　　Good, Penny. Reminder: bowling tonight at 7:00.　　108　　00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:10,290　　噢对　　保龄　　Oh, right, bowling.　　109　　00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:12,520　　你要是不想来也不用勉强　　You don't have to come if you don't want to.　　110　　00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,020　　不会啊　　没那回事儿　　No, no, it's okay.　　111　　00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:16,660　　说实话　　没我的话你们指定输得巨惨　　I mean, let's face it, you guys would get creamed without me.　　112　　00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:18,020　　确实　　We would indeed.　　113　　00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:19,460　　就此特殊情况来看　　In this particular case,　　114　　00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:22,620　　你纯爷们儿的气质对我们十分有利　　your lack of femininity works to our advantage.　　115　　00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,420　　跟你聊天总是这么开心　　谢尔顿　　It's always nice chatting with you, Sheldon.　　116　　00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,360　　是讽刺吗　　Sarcasm?　　117　　00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,360　　是毫不掩饰的轻视你　　Thinly veiled contempt.　　118　　00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,890　　-别忘了　　7点　　-知道啦　　- Remember: 7:00.　　- Got it.　　119　　00:06:34,890 --> 00:06:37,360　　-是太平洋夏令时　　-咋着吧　　- Pacific Daylight time! - Bite me!　　120　　00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:41,420　　请把这纯爷们儿的气场发挥在赛场上吧　　Please reserve that butch spirit for the lanes.　　121　　00:06:48,420 --> 00:06:50,860　　你不是要带自己的保龄球鞋来吗　　I thought you were bringing your own bowling shoes.　　122　　00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:53,960　　这双就是我自己的啊　　These are my own bowling shoes.　　123　　00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,320　　那你还消什么毒啊　　Then what's with the disinfectant?　　124　　00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,990　　我脚踩过啥地方我知道　　I know where my feet have been.　　125　　00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,420　　嗨　　佩妮　　Hey, Penny!　　126　　00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,560　　还有各位路人　　And you guys.　　127　　00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:10,990　　阿尔比诺·鲍勃不能来了 所以我带了个替补来　　Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute.　　128　　00:07:10,990 --> 00:07:15,060　　相信你们中有人认识他 威尔·惠顿 (《星际迷航》中的演员)　　I believe some of you know wil Wheaton.　　129　　00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:19,860　　嗨　　谢尔顿　　近来如何啊　　Hi, Sheldon. How's it going?　　130　　00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:24,020　　哎哟哟 这不是威尔·惠顿嘛　　Well, well, well. If it isn't Wil Wheaton,　　131　　00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:26,890　　我家蜘蛛侠的敌人　　绿魔　　the Green Goblin to my Spider-Man.　　132　　00:07:26,890 --> 00:07:28,990　　我家伽利略的对头　　教皇保罗五世　　the Pope Paul V to my Galileo,　　133　　00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:32,120　　我家火狐的对手　　IE浏览器　　the Internet Explorer to my Firefox.　　134　　00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,760　　我上次纸牌锦标赛赢了你 你不会还怀恨在心呢吧　　You're not still carrying a grudge because I beat you at that card tournament, are you?　　135　　00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:40,690　　我可是"臭威尔惠顿" 企业网站　　互联网站和机构网站的所有人　　I'm the proud owner of wilwheatonstinks.com, .net, and .org.　　136　　00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:42,060　　知道这说明什么吗　　What does that tell you?　　137　　00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:46,160　　这说明你无时无刻都在想着我　　It tells me that I am living rent-free right here.　　138　　00:07:46,790 --> 00:07:48,320　　准备好比赛了么　　You ready to bowl?　　139　　00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,790　　当然准备好了　　Oh, I'm ready.　　140　　00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:52,620　　我不知道斯图尔特有没有告诉你 今晚你的对手是谁　　I don't know if Stuart told you what you're up against tonight,　　141　　00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:55,160　　不过站在你面前的人就是　　but before you stands the co-captain of the　　142　　00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,490　　东德克萨斯州青年基督徒圣保龄同盟会 冠军队的联盟队长　　East Texas Christian Youth Holy Roller Bowling League championship team.　　143　　00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:02,720　　7到12岁参赛组　　Seven- to 12-year-old division.　　144　　00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,220　　佩妮打得也不错　　Also, Penny's pretty good.　　145　　00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:10,720　　很好　　那放马来吧　　Great. Then it's on.　　146　　00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:17,060　　愚蠢的威尔·惠顿　　战火就没灭过　　Oh, foolish Wil Wheaton, it was never off.　　147　　00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,890　　好的　　Yes!　　148　　00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:23,220　　常见的补中　　A common spare.　　149　　00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:26,460　　保龄赛会上的"特工佳丽"　　The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant.　　150　　00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:28,060　　在你登陆推特　　Before you jump on Twitter　　151　　00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,990　　然后吹嘘自己那可以无视的成就之前　　to tout your modest accomplishment,　　152　　00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:32,160　　看看什么叫真正的高手　　watch how it's really done.　　153　　00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:35,020　　吾乃此球　　I am the ball.　　154　　00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,620　　吾念乃其念　　My thoughts are its thoughts.　　155　　00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:41,460　　其洞乃吾洞　　Its holes are my holes.　　156　　00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:50,960　　好的　　Yes.　　157　　00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,390　　推特这个吧　　推特鸟　　Tweet that, Tweety Bird.　　158　　00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:58,260　　我只想跟你说 我是你的粉丝　　Hey, I just wanted to tell you i'm a big fan.　　159　　00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,690　　谢了　　Oh, thanks.　　160　　00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,820　　你肯定被《星际迷航》的问题问得想吐了　　I'm sure you're probably sick of Star Trek questions,　　161　　00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:05,090　　不过乌比·戈德堡　　你有没那个啊　　but Whoopi Goldberg-- you ever hit that?　　162　　00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,890　　啤酒啊　　Ah, beer.　　163　　00:09:10,890 --> 00:09:14,290　　能让这个可怜害羞的印度男孩　　The magic elixir that can turn this poor, shy Indian boy　　164　　00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:17,360　　成为耀眼人物的神奇药剂　　into the life of the party.　　165　　00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,420　　好耶　　Oh, yeah.　　166　　00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:26,520　　吃辣味奶酪薯条吗　　Chili cheese fry?　　167　　00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,120　　好啊　　我爱辣味奶酪薯条　　Yes. I love chili cheese fries.　　168　　00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,690　　真的　　你爱吃啊　　Really? You love them?　　169　　00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:31,680　　是啊　　怎么了　　Yeah, why?　　170　　00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:36,990　　没事啊　　只是很高兴听到 你对表达爱意毫无障碍　　No reason. I'm just glad to hear you're comfortable saying you love something.　　171　　00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:40,090　　你真的想现在谈这事儿吗　　Do you really want to get into this right now?　　172　　00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:41,160　　谈啥事儿　　Get into what?　　173　　00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,260　　你怎么会不爱吃辣味奶酪薯条呢　　Why wouldn't you love the chili cheese fries?　　174　　00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,390　　这么多年你一直都在吃　　They've been in your life a long time.　　175　　00:09:45,390 --> 00:09:48,690　　它们让你心情大好　　它们应该知道你对它们的爱　　They make you happy. They deserve to know.　　176　　00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:53,540　　昨晚我只是被你吓到了　　我不知道说什么好　　Look, you just caught me by surprise last night. I didn't know what to say.　　177　　00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,690　　好　　到现在给你的思考时间够久了吧　　Okay, well, now you've had some time to think about it.　　178　　00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:56,960　　那你想说什么　　So, what do you want to say?　　179　　00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,090　　我不确定　　I'm not sure.　　180　　00:09:58,090 --> 00:09:59,260　　你怎么会不确定　　How can you not be sure?　　181　　00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:01,620　　在这谈论这事儿不太合适　　Okay, this isn't the place to have this conversation.　　182　　00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,460　　对啊　　合适的地方是在床上　　No, the place to have the conversation was in bed　　183　　00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,790　　在我说了"我爱你"　　after I said, "I love you"　　184　　00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:07,790　　你说"谢谢　　晚安"之后　　and you said, "Thank you. Good night."　　185　　00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,780　　别逼我　　莱纳德　　Don't push it, Leonard.　　186　　00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,860　　-我没逼你　　-你逼我了　　- I am not pushing anything.　　- You are.　　187　　00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:15,090　　你没权利决定我什么时候准备好说"我爱你"　　You don't get to decide when I'm ready to say "I love you!"　　188　　00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:23,190　　原来是过早的告白问题　　Ah, the premature "I love you."　　189　　00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:26,190　　我猜的是过"早"的问题　　算对吗　　I guessed "premature." Does that count?　　190　　00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,200　　佩妮　　Penny.　　191　　00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,900　　佩妮　　Penny.　　192　　00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,900　　佩妮　　Penny.　　193　　00:10:40,230 --> 00:10:41,390　　干嘛　　What?　　194　　00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,360　　给你的　　This is for you.　　195　　00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,020　　冰淇淋　　Ice cream?　　196　　00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:49,190　　我通过研读连环画《凯西》[一部讲述女人生活的漫画]　　I've been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises.　　197　　00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:52,260　　努力想要熟悉雌性生物的感情危机　　by studying the comic strip Cathy.　　198　　00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:59,360　　她一沮丧就会说"日"　　然后吃冰淇淋　　When she's upset, she says, "Ack!" and eats ice cream.　　199　　00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,630　　日啊　　Ack!　　200　　00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:10,500　　你要是只猫　　我就给你带千层面了　　If you were a cat, I would have brought you a lasagna.　　201　　00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:14,160　　是莱纳德让你来的吗　　Did Leonard send you over here?　　202　　00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,880　　不　　自从你昨晚突然离开 我们还没说过话　　No, we haven't spoken since your abrupt departure last night　　203　　00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:21,560　　害得我们昨天输给斯图尔特和他那卑鄙的参赛者威尔·惠顿　　caused us to forfeit to Stuart and his dastardly ringer Wil Wheaton.　　204　　00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,870　　为此我很抱歉　　Yeah, I'm sorry about that.　　205　　00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:26,520　　我毫不自豪地承认昨天我是哭着睡着的　　I'm not too proud to admit that I cried myself to sleep.　　206　　00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,300　　再次说声抱歉　　Again, I'm sorry.　　207　　00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,720　　让我来告诉你吧　　And let me tell you, sleep did not　　208　　00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,790　　有莱纳德在隔壁嘶吼摇滚歌手莫莉莎的歌　　come easily with Leonard in the next room　　209　　00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,060　　你就很难睡着了　　singing along with Alanis Morrisette.　　210　　00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,790　　你开玩笑吧　　You're kidding.　　211　　00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,900　　不　　很显然某位来大姨夫的也急需冰淇淋来解闷　　No. Clearly another woman in dire need of ice cream.　　212　　00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:45,750　　好吧　　谢尔顿 有没有什么安慰点的消息　　All right, Sheldon, what part of this is supposed to make me feel better?　　213　　00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,820　　关于这一点 我自行决定了来一场复赛　　The part where I tell you i've engineered a rematch　　214　　00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,120　　今晚重新对战斯图尔特他们　　with Stuart's team for tonight.　　215　　00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:53,020　　亲爱的　　我不知道　　Oh, honey, I don't know.　　216　　00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:55,260　　现在和莱纳德在一起感觉怪怪的　　Things are a little weird with Leonard right now.　　217　　00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,420　　你想让我把他踢出去吗　　You want me to remove him from the team?　　218　　00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,220　　我是队长　　我说了算　　I'm the captain. I can do that.　　219　　00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:01,850　　不　　没关系　　No, no, that's okay.　　220　　00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:04,420　　我去和他谈谈　　回来再找你吧　　Just let me talk to him, and I'll get back to you.　　221　　00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:07,150　　你准备什么时候找他谈　　When are you going to talk to him?　　222　　00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,450　　不知道　　I don't know.　　223　　00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:11,750　　他在洗衣房　　现在去正好　　He's in the laundry room now. Now would be a good time.　　224　　00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,950　　我不去你就一直烦我烦到死对吧　　You're n gonna leave me alone until I do it, are you?　　225　　00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,600　　哎呀　　这还用问吗　　Oh, I think we both know the answer to that question.　　226　　00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:26,020　　我觉得我们应该谈谈　　I think we should talk now.　　227　　00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:28,720　　什么　　不　　没事　　Wha...? No, it's okay.　　228　　00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:31,320　　我们不用谈　　也没什么可谈　　We don't have to talk 'cause there's nothing to talk about.　　229　　00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,350　　一切都好　　Everything's good.　　230　　00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,550　　真的吗　　Really?　　231　　00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,090　　那你生气不是因为　　So, you didn't get all snarky　　232　　00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,420　　我对一碗辣味薯条说了句好话　　'cause I said something nice to a bowl of chili fries?　　233　　00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:41,520　　好吧　　也许我反应过激了　　All right, maybe I overreacted.　　234　　00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:44,950　　我们俩感情上不太同步　　那又如何　　So we're in two different places emotionally. So what?　　235　　00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,920　　或许我比你快了一点　　没关系　　And maybe I'm a little ahead of you. That's fine.　　236　　00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:50,720　　其实很合理　　面对现实　　In fact, it makes sense, 'cause let's face it,　　237　　00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:54,000　　我爱你比你爱我多了整整两年　　I've been in this relationship two years longer than you.　　238　　00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:58,950　　莱纳德　　你要知道我很在乎你　　Look, Leonard, you have to know how much I care about you.　　239　　00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,850　　可我以前就是太早说"爱你"　　It's just that I've said the "L" word　　240　　00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:04,120　　结果都不欢而散　　too soon before, and it didn't work out very well.　　241　　00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:05,750　　是吗　　Really?　　242　　00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,320　　不知道那是什么情形　　I wouldn't know what that's like.　　243　　00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,650　　对不起　　I'm sorry.　　244　　00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:10,620　　但你明白我的意思　　You know what I'm talking about, though.　　245　　00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:11,590　　我明白　　Yeah, I do.　　246　　00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,020　　我们和好了吗　　So, we're good?　　247　　00:13:14,030 --> 00:13:16,620　　对　　我就是这个意思　　Yes, that's what I'm telling you.　　248　　00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,850　　我们很好　　好得不得了　　We are good. We are great.　　249　　00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,950　　太好了　　栅栏已补　　误会已清　　All right! Fence mended, problem swept under the rug.　　250　　00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,400　　去打保龄球吧　　Time to bowl!　　251　　00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,890　　对　　我刚刚在偷听　　Yes, I was eavesdropping.　　252　　00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,030　　因为赌注太大了　　There's a lot at stake here.　　253　　00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:32,290　　注意　　选手们　　Attention, all bowlers:　　254　　00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:36,100　　我强制要求穿这个参加我们的复赛　　I've taken the liberty of having these made for our rematch.　　255　　00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,250　　"卫斯理·柯洛夏斯"　　"The Wesley Crushers"?　　256　　00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:40,650　　不是指卫斯理·柯洛夏斯　　No, not The Wesley Crushers.　　257　　00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:42,890　　而是卫斯理碾碎者　　The Wesley Crushers.　　258　　00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,020　　我不明白　　I don't get it.　　259　　00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:45,250　　卫斯理·柯洛夏是　　Wesley Crusher was　　260　　00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:48,120　　威尔·惠顿在《星际迷航》里扮演的角色　　Wil Wheaton's character on Star Trek.　　261　　00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,350　　还是不明白　　Still don't get it.　　262　　00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,720　　这是个极其巧妙的双关语　　It's a blindingly clever play on words.　　263　　00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:54,390　　在他所饰演的角色名后面加个复数　　By appropriating his character's name and adding the S,　　264　　00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:59,360　　暗示着我们将是彻底终结卫斯理的人　　we imply that we we'll be the crushers of Wesley.　　265　　00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,650　　好吧　　抱歉亲爱的　　Okay, I'm sorry, honey,　　266　　00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,920　　但你这样写　　看起来就好像有好多粉丝　　but The Wesley Crushers sounds like a bunch of people　　267　　00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,090　　喜欢卫斯理·柯洛夏　　who like Wesley Crusher.　　268　　00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,290　　不　　再次强调　　不是卫斯理·柯洛夏粉丝群　　No! Again, it's not the Wesley Crushers.　　269　　00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,160　　而是卫斯理·柯洛夏终结者　　It's the Wesley Crushers.　　270　　00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:14,590　　如果你想表示　　你将彻底打败卫斯理　　No, if you want it to mean you're crushing Wesley,　　271　　00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,690　　就该直接写　　打倒卫斯理·柯洛夏　　it'd be the Wesley Crushers.　　272　　00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,120　　听听你们说的什么胡话　　Do you people even hear yourselves?　　273　　00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,790　　这不是什么卫斯理·柯洛夏斯　　It's not The Wesley Crushers.　　274　　00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,120　　也不是卫斯理粉丝群　　It's not The Wesley Crushers.　　275　　00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,650　　而是卫斯理终结者　　It's The Wesley Crushers.　　276　　00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:24,750　　看哪　　Hey, look.　　277　　00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,930　　他们那队是以我名字命名的　　They named their team after me.　　278　　00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,150　　不　　这才不是...　　No, it's not the...　　279　　00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,130　　算了　　Never mind.　　280　　00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:37,120　　好了　　都清楚打赌内容和赌注了　　So, we're all clear on the bet and the stakes?　　281　　00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:39,890　　当然　　输的一方将接受公开羞辱　　Oh, yes. The losers will be publicly humiliated　　282　　00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:42,150　　具体方式由胜者选定　　in a fashion to be chosen by the victor.　　283　　00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:46,020　　告诉你　　我准备让你们发表篇科学论文　　FYI: I plan on having you publish a scientific paper　　284　　00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:46,020　　指Immanuel Velikovsky关于金星大气的假设　　285　　00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:49,930　　详细说明维利科夫斯基那荒谬的假设　　expounding the discredited Velikovsky hypothesis.　　286　　00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,260　　再次唉哟　　Ouch again.　　287　　00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,230　　你好　　谢尔顿　　Hey, Sheldon,　　288　　00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,390　　我只想告诉你　　I just wanted you to know　　289　　00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,420　　我热切期盼着打得你一败涂地　　that I'm really looking forward to wiping the floor with you.　　290　　00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:01,690　　真的吗　　Oh, yes?　　291　　00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:05,320　　回应你之前　　我先问你个问题　　Well, before I respond, let me a you a question.　　292　　00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:08,660　　你妈妈保龄球打得好不好　　Is your mother a good or poor bowler?　　293　　00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,160　　你先　　After you.　　294　　00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:17,270　　不　　你先　　No, after you...　　295　　00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:22,400　　因为我们准备终结你　　卫斯理　　as we are　　currently crushing you, Wesley.　　296　　00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:28,830　　右边球道的选手先投　　这是种习惯　　It's customary for the player on the right-hand lane to bowl first.　　297　　00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,130　　好吧　　All right.　　298　　00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,590　　只是种习惯　　并非规则　　It's a custom, not a rule.　　299　　00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,950　　我真鄙视你　　I so loathe you.　　300　　00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,020　　就是这样　　谢尔顿　　That's right, Sheldon.　　301　　00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,660　　要学会接受社会阴暗面　　Embrace the dark side.　　302　　00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:54,630　　你根本没权利跟我这么说　　That's not even from your franchise!　　303　　00:15:55,200 --> 00:16:00,620　　我想让你知道 即使我们是对立一方　　I, um, I want you to know that even though we're on opposite sides,　　304　　00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,850　　我始终对你并无恶意　　I, I bear you no ill will.　　305　　00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:05,630　　谢谢　　斯图尔特　　很高兴知道这点　　Thank you, Stuart. It's nice to know.　　306　　00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:09,790　　对立双方的人 往往都关系非常好　　People from opposite sides often have good relationships.　　307　　00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,490　　比如　　罗密欧与朱丽叶　　You know, Romeo and Juliet...　　308　　00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,220　　《西区故事》里的托尼和玛利亚　　Tony and Maria from West Side Story,　　309　　00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:19,630　　《阿凡达》里那个谁和那大蓝妞　　what's-his-name and the big blue chick in Avatar.　　310　　00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,860　　我要去掷球了　　I'm gonna bowl now.　　311　　00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,320　　人球合一　　霍华德　　Be the ball, Howard.　　312　　00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:30,200　　别烦我　　谢尔顿　　Leave me alone, Sheldon.　　313　　00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,230　　你没做到人球合一　　You weren't the ball.　　314　　00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,8" type="audio/mpeg" />-->