00:00:05,310　　靠　　我的维萨卡被撤了　　Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa.　　2　　00:00:05,310 --> 00:00:09,080　　哦也　　新的万事达卡　　Oh, yay, a new MasterCard!　　3　　00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:12,380　　干嘛　　What?　　4　　00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,280　　我本来想拿信件　　I was going to get my mail.　　5　　00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,080　　拿啊　　Okay.　　6　　00:00:17,750 --> 00:00:21,220　　难道你想通过心灵感应来拿吗　　Are... are you hoping to get it telepathically?　　7　　00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:24,080　　你是说意念取物吧　　I think you mean telekinetically.　　8　　00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:25,920　　不是　　And no.　　9　　00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,100　　我只是不确定用哪种社交礼节　　I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol　　10　　00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,610　　因为你和莱纳德如今不交媾了　　now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.　　11　　00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:34,460　　老天　　你就不能说"不再见面交往"吗　　God, can we please just say "no longer seeing each other"?　　12　　00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:35,970　　那得真的不见才行　　Well, we could if it were true.　　13　　00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:39,410　　可你们住在同一栋楼里　　低头不见抬头见　　But as you live in the same building, you see each other all the time.　　14　　00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:42,740　　唯一改变的变量是交媾　　The variable which has changed is the coitus.　　15　　00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:48,100　　咱来定个协议 你我继续做朋友 还有你别再说"交媾"　　Okay, here's the protocol: you and I are still friends, and you stop saying "coitus."　　16　　00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:49,830　　好啊　　Good, good.　　17　　00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,790　　我很高兴我们还是朋友　　I'm glad we're still friends.　　18　　00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,740　　真的吗　　Really?　　19　　00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:56,090　　当然　　适应你出现在我日常生活中 可花了我不少功夫　　Oh, yes. It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life.　　20　　00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:59,440　　而我很讨厌白费功夫　　I'd hate for that effort to have been in vain.　　21　　00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,790　　好吧　　Right.　　22　　00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:05,710　　再问清楚　　我不能跟所有人说交媾 还是只是不能跟你说　　Just to be clear, do I have to stop saying "coitus" with everyone or just you?　　23　　00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,320　　所有人　　Everyone.　　24　　00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,840　　协议条款真苛刻　　Harsh terms.　　25　　00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,260　　不过没关系　　我可以用"性交"代替　　But all right-- I'll just substitute "intercourse."　　26　　00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,450　　这下好了　　Great.　　27　　00:01:13,450 --> 00:01:14,820　　或者用"私通"　　Or "fornication."　　28　　00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:19,100　　但这个带有批评色彩 还是作为备用吧　　Yeah. But that has judgmental overtones, so I'll hold that in reserve.　　29　　00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:21,290　　你最近怎样　　So, how you been?　　30　　00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,270　　我的存在是个连续统一体　　Well, my existence is a continuum,　　31　　00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:28,640　　所以在指定期间的每个时间点都是一样的　　so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period.　　32　　00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,300　　你就是逗我玩　　是吧　　You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?　　33　　00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,810　　逗你玩　　Bazinga.　　34　　00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:40,960　　莱纳德好吗　　How's Leonard doing?　　35　　00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,410　　他表面很好　　He seems all right.　　36　　00:01:42,410 --> 00:01:45,090　　但他花了很长时间　　Although he does spend a disturbing amount of time　　37　　00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,780　　盯着你的照片　　looking at photographs of you　　38　　00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:50,170　　嗅着你枕过的枕头　　and smelling the pillow you slept on.　　39　　00:01:50,170 --> 00:01:51,650　　我想起来了　　Oh, but now that I think of it,　　40　　00:01:51,650 --> 00:01:54,770　　他叫我不要告诉你　　he asked me not to tell you that.　　41　　00:01:54,770 --> 00:01:57,050　　我会假装没听见　　I'll pretend I didn't hear it.　　42　　00:01:57,050 --> 00:02:01,010　　我宁愿你假装我没说过　　I'd rather you pretend I didn't say it.　　43　　00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:04,900　　你买了意大利妈妈大蒜意粉酱　　I see you bought Mama Italia marinara spaghetti sauce.　　44　　00:02:04,910 --> 00:02:06,480　　对　　Yep.　　45　　00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,700　　我妈妈也用这种酱　　That's the sauce my mother uses.　　46　　00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:11,010　　她喜欢意式烹饪　　She likes cooking Italian because according to her,　　47　　00:02:11,010 --> 00:02:14,700　　她说罗马人也这么做给耶稣吃　　that's what the Romans made Jesus eat.　　48　　00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,040　　有意思　　Interesting.　　49　　00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:18,650　　我改天晚上叫你过来吃　　I'll have to have you over for spaghetti some night.　　50　　00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:20,160　　我现在就饿了　　I'm hungry now.　　51　　00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,840　　好吧　　Oh. Um, okay.　　52　　00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,910　　那一小时后过来吧　　Why don't you give me an hour and come over?　　53　　00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:29,380　　能不能切点热狗丁 加到酱汁里　　Will you cut up hot dogs into little chunks and mix them in with the sauce?　　54　　00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:30,950　　我没有热狗　　I don't have hot dogs.　　55　　00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,190　　没关系　　我有　　Oh, it's all right; I do.　　56　　00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,550　　你就要做我妈妈所说的"美意大餐"　　Oh! You're in for what my mother calls "a real Eye-talian treat".　　57　　00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,270　　你去哪了　　Hey, where you been?　　58　　00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:43,410　　我刚刚和佩妮聊天呢　　I was talking with Penny.　　59　　00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:45,220　　你怎么能这样　　What's wrong with you?　　60　　00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:47,330　　你不能和室友的前任一起玩　　You can't hang out with your roommate's ex.　　61　　00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:48,840　　这未免太逊了　　That's totally uncool.　　62　　00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,920　　没关系　　我不在乎　　No, it's fine. I don't care.　　63　　00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,630　　我已经走出来了　　I'm over it.　　64　　00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:55,110　　对　　走出来了　　所以他整天都在怨念　　Yeah, he's over it; that's why he's been whining all day　　65　　00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:58,660　　要发明《黑超战警》里的洗脑装置　　about trying to invent that memory-wiper gizmo from Men in Black.　　66　　00:02:58,660 --> 00:03:00,630　　他有进展了吗　　Is he making any progress?　　67　　00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:04,280　　因为我想忘掉本·阿弗莱克居然演过《超胆侠》　　Because I'd like to erase Ben Affleck as Daredevil.　　68　　00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,370　　本·阿弗莱克也会想洗脑的　　So would Ben Affleck.　　69　　00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:13,660　　重点是　　面对这种情况 你得做出选择　　The point is, in a situation like this you got to pick sides.　　70　　00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,140　　要么选莱纳德队　　要么选择佩妮队　　You're either on Team Leonard or Team Penny.　　71　　00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:18,580　　哪个是选剩下的　　Which one picks last?　　72　　00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:20,120　　什么　　What?　　73　　00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,600　　我通常都只能在选剩下的那队　　Well, usually I'm on the team that picks last.　　74　　00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:26,380　　除非有坐轮椅的孩子一起玩　　Unless there's a kid in a wheelchair.　　75　　00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,860　　谢尔顿　　我给你买了陈皮鸡丁　　Sheldon, I got you your tangerine chicken.　　76　　00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:32,310　　你应该饿了吧　　I hope you're hungry.　　77　　00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:35,350　　我当然饿了　　Well, of course I'm hungry.　　78　　00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:38,630　　而且我没打算跟别的队吃饭　　And as I have no plans to eat with any other team,　　79　　00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:42,510　　我会津津有味地 吃光陈皮鸡丁　　I will consume my tangerine chicken with the appropriate gusto.　　80　　00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,730　　好吧　　Okay.　　81　　00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:50,550　　只是出于好奇　　我们还有热狗吗　　Just out of curiosity, do we still have hot dogs?　　82　　00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:52,450　　不知道　　怎么了　　I don't know. Why?　　83　　00:03:52,450 --> 00:03:54,860　　吃饭时随便聊聊而已　　Just making dinner conversation.　　84　　00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,740　　加油　　小莱队　　Go, Team Leonard!　　85　　00:04:16,570 --> 00:04:18,170　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第二十集　　86　　00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:24,910　　啊　　太好吃了　　Oh, God, this is good.　　87　　00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:26,580　　我问你个问题　　Let me ask you a question.　　88　　00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:28,480　　你觉得你会因为　　Do you believe you're going to go to hell　　89　　00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,710　　吃糖醋排骨而下地狱吗　　for eating sweet and sour pork?　　90　　00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:33,250　　犹太人不相信有地狱　　Jews don't have hell.　　91　　00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:36,520　　我们相信有胃酸倒流　　We have acid reflux.　　92　　00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,320　　你要吃最后一只饺子吗　　谢尔顿　　Do you want the last dumpling, Sheldon?　　93　　00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,620　　当然　　Certainly.　　94　　00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,650　　我又没有因为很快要吃第二餐　　It's not like I have to moderate my food intake　　95　　00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,250　　而故意限制食物摄入量　　because I'm planning on eating again very shortly.　　96　　00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:53,380　　大家今晚想玩什么　　So, you guys want to do something tonight?　　97　　00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:56,980　　我不行 我要去水中有氧运动班接我妈　　Nah, I can't. I got to pick up my mom from her water aerobics class.　　98　　00:04:57,070 --> 00:05:03,940　　十八个超重妇女在游泳池里 甩着肥大的手臂　　18 overweight women flapping their arm fat in a swimming pool.　　99　　00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:09,210　　就像海洋世界里的海牛　　Looks like the manatee tank at Sea World.　　100　　00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:11,980　　你呢　　拉杰　　What about you, Raj?　　101　　00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,320　　这算什么　　Oh, there it is:　　102　　00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,750　　你没有女朋友了　　now that you don't have a girlfriend,　　103　　00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:16,720　　就又想跟我玩了　　you want to hang out with me again.　　104　　00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,220　　-我什么时候没跟你玩了　　-少来了　　- I never stopped hanging out with you. - Oh, please,　　105　　00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:22,390　　大家都清楚你没有人了 才会来找我　　we all know I'm the friend you call when you have no other options.　　106　　00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:26,060　　如果我们是正义联盟　　我就是海王子　　If we were the Justice League, I'd be Aquaman.　　107　　00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,530　　我倒希望你是海王子　　I wish you were Aquaman.　　108　　00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:31,230　　我就能派你去老人池里把我妈舀出来　　Then I could send you to scoop my mom out of the old lady tank.　　109　　00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:36,840　　抱歉　　我渴了　　我要去冰箱里　　Excuse me, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to go to the refrigerator　　110　　00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,670　　拿点清凉饮料喝　　and get myself a refreshing beverage.　　111　　00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,440　　算了　　我今晚就一个人过吧　　You know what? I'll just spend the evening alone.　　112　　00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,450　　怎么　　我突然就不配陪你了　　What, suddenly I'm not good enough for you?　　113　　00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,750　　我最爱饮料了　　I do so love beverages.　　114　　00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:02,690　　我现在要去饭后散步了　　Now I think I'll take my after-dinner walk.　　115　　00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:08,460　　你什么时候开始饭后散步了　　Since when do you take after-dinner walks?　　116　　00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:10,560　　你什么时候开始散步了　　Yeah, since when do you take walks?　　117　　00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,370　　我在网上看过一篇论文　　饭后百步走　　I read a study online that walking after a meal　　118　　00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:16,170　　不仅有助于消化　　还能增加5-羟色胺的含量　　not only aids in digestion, but increases serotonin,　　119　　00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:16,170　　一种有利于神经细胞间冲动传导的有机物　　120　　00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:18,900　　而且你们也知道的　　如果说相比提神饮料　　and you know me, if there's one thing I like　　121　　00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,670　　我更喜欢什么　　那肯定就是5-羟色胺了　　拜拜　　more than a refreshing beverage, it's serotonin. Bye-bye.　　122　　00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:23,980　　等等　　我和你一起走　　Hold on. I'll walk down with you.　　123　　00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:26,880　　没那个必要吧　　That's not necessary.　　124　　00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,210　　你先走吧　　You can go first.　　125　　00:06:29,220 --> 00:06:30,620　　要么咱俩一起走　　Or we could go together.　　126　　00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:34,520　　我想不出什么理由拒绝你　　I can't think of a reason why not.　　127　　00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,620　　咱们走吧　　Let's go.　　128　　00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:37,090　　等一下　　Hold on.　　129　　00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:39,260　　没事　　我还是想不出什么理由　　Nope, no reason.　　130　　00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,170　　我好想你　　I've missed you.　　131　　00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,410　　行了　　代我向你妈妈问好　　All right, say hello to your mother for me.　　132　　00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:57,670　　行啊　　Okay.　　133　　00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:03,280　　干嘛　　What?　　134　　00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,050　　你刚说你要去散步的　　You said you were going for a walk.　　135　　00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:08,750　　我又没说要去外面散步　　I didn't say outside.　　136　　00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:12,890　　然后呢　　你就打算来来回回地跑楼梯吗　　So what, you're just gonna walk up and down the stairs?　　137　　00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:15,460　　不会　　当然不会　　No, of course not.　　138　　00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:18,330　　那样的话就太可疑了　　That would be odd and suspicious behavior.　　139　　00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,330　　到这儿来　　拉塞尔　　过来呀　　宝贝儿　　Here, Russell! Here, boy!　　140　　00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:22,790　　你往哪边走　　Which way are you going?　　141　　00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,300　　"你" 往哪边走　　Which way are "you" going?　　142　　00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,760　　我把摩托车停在街那边了　　I parked my scooter down the block.　　143　　00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:29,730　　我走另一边　　拜拜　　I'm going the other way. Bye.　　144　　00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:31,230　　拜拜　　Bye.　　145　　00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,270　　其实是停在这边　　Actually, I'm this way.　　146　　00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:37,410　　这是热狗的味道吗　　Do I smell hot dogs?　　147　　00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:40,340　　不是　　我是说　　我不知道你闻到了什么　　No. I mean, I have no idea what you smell.　　148　　00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:43,380　　我绝对闻到了生热狗的味道　　I definitely smell raw hot dog.　　149　　00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:45,680　　估计是你的脑子里有肿瘤吧　　Perhaps you're getting a brain tumor.　　150　　00: 07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,980　　好了　　散步愉快　　All right, have a nice walk.　　151　　00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,350　　我会的　　祝你开车愉快　　I shall. Have a nice scoot.　　152　　00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,320　　你最好站开点儿　　You might want to stand back.　　153　　00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,720　　寡人的坐骑有13马力呢　　I'm sitting on top of 13 horses here.　　154　　00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:11,270　　你好啊　　狗狗　　Oh. Hello, doggie.　　155　　00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,940　　乖狗狗　　Nice doggie.　　156　　00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,740　　估计你是闻到热狗的香味了　　I bet you think you smell hot dogs.　　157　　00:08: 18,570 --> 00:08:20,410　　看　　有猫咪　　Look, a cat!　　158　　00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:27,250　　佩妮　　Penny?　　159　　00:08:27,980 --> 00:08:30,250　　佩妮　　Penny.　　160　　00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,720　　佩妮　　Penny.　　161　　00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:39,060　　给　　Here.　　162　　00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:44,090　　剩下的热狗被我拿去保命了　　I had to trade the others for my life.　　163　　00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,130　　喂　　莱纳德　　Hey, Leonard?　　164　　00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,430　　怎么了　　Yeah?　　165　　00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,800　　我有一年没做爱了　　I haven't had sex in a year.　　166　　00:08:57,430 --> 00:09:00,100　　你想干嘛　　拉杰　　Where you going with this, Raj?　　167　　00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,070　　别自作多情了　　老兄　　Don't flatter yourself, dude.　　168　　00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:06,370　　我想出去找个女人　　I want to go out and meet a woman.　　169　　00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,070　　那就去呗　　-我要找个帮手　　- So, go.　　- Well, I need a wingman.　　170　　00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:11,440　　我不想让自己看着像个失败的剩男　　I don't want to come off like a lonely loser.　　171　　00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,950　　你觉得我跟你去你就不剩了吗　　And you think "my" presence will help with that?　　172　　00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,250　　对呀　　Well, I do.　　173　　00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,950　　有你在旁边　　我有更有把握了　　Next to you, I'll look like a catch.　　174　　00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:21,520　　我今晚不会出去的　　拉杰　　I'm not going out tonight, Raj.　　175　　00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,120　　好吧　　All right.　　176　　00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,650　　你介意我到你房间去　　Would you mind if I went to your room　　177　　00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:27,760　　下载几部亚系A片看吗　　and downloaded some Asian pornography?　　178　　00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,290　　非常介意　　Very much.　　179　　00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:32,290　　我可以不看亚系的　　Doesn't have to be Asian.　　180　　00:09:34,260 --> 00:09:36,130　　别担心　　总有一天你会遇见一个好姑娘的　　Don't worry. You'll meet a girl someday.　　181　　00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:39,270　　-不可能的　　-绝对可能　　而且还很漂亮　　- No, I won't.　　- Yes, you will, and she'll be beautiful.　　182　　00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:41,270　　善良　　性感　　幽默　　And kind and sexy and funny　　183　　00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:43,100　　绝对是你梦中情人的样子　　and everything you ever wanted in a woman.　　184　　00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,170　　你真这么觉得　　You really think so?　　185　　00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:47,910　　没错　　你会一发不可收拾地 爱上她　　向她敞开心扉　　I do, and you'll fall hopelessly in love and give her your heart.　　186　　00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:51,780　　然后她会拿走你的心　　残忍地撕成碎片　　And she'll take it and grind it into pathetic, little pieces.　　187　　00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,180　　但我们到时候会先上床　　对吧　　But we'll have sex first, right?　　188　　00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:11,260　　真正的美意大餐　　That's Eye-talian.　　189　　00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,960　　莱纳德不介意你过来吧　　So, um, was Leonard okay with you coming over?　　190　　00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,830　　不介意　　Oh, yes.　　191　　00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,630　　其实他说了　　"我没事　　我不在乎"　　In fact, he said, "I'm fine. I don't care."　　192　　00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:21,470　　而且他的语气绝对不会　　And he in no way said it in a manner　　193　　00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,340　　让人觉得他在掩饰心中的　　which would lead one to believe that he was covering up　　194　　00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,270　　痛苦与背叛　　feelings of anguish and betrayal.　　195　　00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:28,280　　-很好嘛　　-我还要　　- Well, good.　　- I'm also　　196　　00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,010　　很高兴地告诉你他曾为你大声痛哭　　pleased to report that he's all cried out over you.　　197　　00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,550　　他哭过　　He's been crying?　　198　　00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,780　　我又漏说了一件　　Oh, I believe that was something else　　199　　00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,150　　不该跟你提起的事　　I wasn't supposed to mention.　　200　　00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:40,450　　哦　　天哪　　我好难过　　Oh, God, I feel terrible.　　201　　00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:42,720　　你也胃疼吗　　Do you have a stomachache, too?　　202　　00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,360　　没有啊　　怎么了　　你胃疼吗　　No. Why, do you?　　203　　00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:47,060　　不疼　　No.　　204　　00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,760　　那你为啥问我是不是也胃疼　　Why did you ask if I had one, too?　　205　　00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,800　　就是吃饭的时候随便聊聊　　Just making polite dinner conversation.　　206　　00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,160　　该你说了　　Your turn.　　207　　00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,400　　好吧　　All right.　　208　　00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,570　　那你最近有啥新鲜事儿吗　　So, what's new in your life?　　209　　00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:05,010　　我的新鞋不适合跑步　　Well, my new shoes are not made for running.　　210　　00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,840　　你去跑步了　　Have you been running?　　211　　00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,580　　没有　　No.　　212　　00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,650　　这只是我的怀疑　　It's just a suspicion I have.　　213　　00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,320　　-我很高兴你这么喜欢我的手艺　　-没错　　- I'm so glad you like it.　　-I do.　　214　　00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,120　　莱纳德从来没给我做过饭　　Leonard never cooks for me.　　215　　00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,520　　估计是因为莱纳德不会做饭吧　　Well, maybe that's 'cause Leonard can't cook.　　216　　00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,060　　你也不会做饭　　但是你为我做了这些　　You can't cook and you made me this.　　217　　00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,960　　随便啦　　Whatever.　　218　　00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,000　　对了　　还有芝士蛋糕在冰箱里　　Ooh, I'm gonna get the cheesecake out of the fridge.　　219　　00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,500　　天　　我要下犹太人的地狱了[胃酸倒流]　　Oh, Lord, I'm in Jewish hell.　　220　　00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,770　　你看这个　　Look at this.　　221　　00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:47,370　　你觉得她这动作是真的呢　　Do you think she's really doing that　　222　　00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:49,540　　还是PS出来的　　or is it PhotoShop?　　223　　00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,110　　我很确定玛莎·斯图尔特绝对不会光着身子　　I'm pretty sure Martha Stewart never got naked　　224　　00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:58,180　　著名女企业家　　曾因经济犯罪入狱　　225　　00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:58,180　　和一屋子的日本大胖子呆在一起　　with a room full of big, fat Japanese guys.　　226　　00:11:58,180 --> 00:12:00,710　　你又不知道　　You don't know that.　　227　　00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:03,750　　监狱能改变一个人的　　Prison changes people.　　228　　00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,270　　你刚去哪儿了　　Hey, where you been?　　229　　00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,480　　跟你说了嘛　　散步啊　　I told you, walking.　　230　　00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,640　　你散了一个半小时的步　　For an hour and a half?　　231　　00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:14,010　　我迷路了　　I got lost.　　232　　00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:17,480　　你怎么会迷路的　　你的手机上有GPS啊　　How could you get lost? Your phone has GPS.　　233　　00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:21,320　　卫星出故障了　　有太阳风暴　　Satellites are down. Solar flares.　　234　　00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,720　　这会儿没有太阳风暴　　There are no solar flares right now.　　235　　00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,950　　不对　　有的　　Yes, there are.　　236　　00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,320　　老兄　　我是搞天体物理的　　Dude, I'm an astrophysicist.　　237　　00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,820　　要是有太阳风暴的话　　我绝对会知道　　If there were solar flares, I'd be all up in it.　　238　　00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:31,860　　抱歉　　我说错了　　I'm sorry. I misspoke.　　239　　00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:34,730　　我刚才其实想说我手机没电了　　What I meant to say was my battery died.　　240　　00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,900　　他到底是怎么回事啊　　What the hell was that about?　　241　　00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,370　　不知道　　I don't know.　　242　　00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:43,740　　你觉得这真的是希拉里·克林顿在和欧普拉嘿咻吗　　Do you think this is really Hillary Clinton doing it with Oprah?　　243　　00:12:45,510 --> 00:12:48,270　　哦　　我们真得给你找个小妞了　　Oh, we really need to get you a girl.　　244　　00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,710　　莱纳德　　Leonard.　　245　　00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,080　　莱纳德　　Leonard.　　246　　00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,350　　莱纳德　　Leonard.　　247　　00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:58,780　　滚进来吧　　Oh, just come in!　　248　　00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:03,960　　谢谢你这么痛快地让我进来了　　Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.　　249　　00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:08,530　　你想干嘛　　谢尔顿　　What do you want, Sheldon?　　250　　00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:11,200　　可能现在不是时候　　Maybe this isn't a good time.　　251　　00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,030　　快说你干嘛吵醒我　　不然我对天发誓我会杀了你　　Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.　　252　　00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,700　　你真觉得用死亡威胁我　　Do you really think death threats　　253　　00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,870　　是展开谈话的恰当方式吗　　are an appropriate way to begin this conversation?　　254　　00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:23,970　　有时候　　你的社交能力少得简直让我震惊　　Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.　　255　　00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:28,040　　你到底想干嘛　　What do you want?　　256　　00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,240　　你最好先坐下　　You may want to sit down.　　257　　00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,050　　我正躺着呢　　I'm in bed!　　258　　00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,210　　了解　　Point taken.　　259　　00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:36,520　　你最好先坐起来　　You may want to sit up.　　260　　00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,250　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon!　　261　　00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:42,890　　我一直在背着你见佩妮　　I've been seeing Penny behind your back.　　262　　00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:53,330　　好吧　　Okay...　　263　　00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:58,230　　你说你"见佩妮"　　到底什么意思　　When you say "seeing Penny," what exactly does that mean?　　264　　00:13:58,230 --> 00:14:00,500　　我们昨晚一起吃晚餐了　　We had dinner last night.　　265　　00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,470　　她给我做了意粉加热狗丁　　She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in it.　　266　　00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,340　　虽然热狗丁很少　　Well, little hot dog.　　267　　00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:08,340　　因为还有五根热狗我都给那条真的狗狗吃了　　I gave up the other five hot dogs to a real dog.　　268　　00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:09,680　　很大只的真的狗狗　　A real, big dog.　　269　　00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,610　　是条该死的猎狗　　A hell hound.　　270　　00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:14,310　　我好像离题太远了　　Tangential to the primary story.　　271　　00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,410　　等下再绕回来说如何　　How about I circle back to it?　　272　　00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,550　　好　　Fine.　　273　　00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:20,450　　你为什么要跟佩妮一起晚餐　　Why did you have dinner with Penny?　　274　　00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,550　　我说过了　　她做了意粉加热狗丁　　I told you, she made spaghetti with little hot dogs.　　275　　00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,920　　我喜欢吃意粉加热狗丁　　I like spaghetti with little hot dogs.　　276　　00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,120　　那你为什么还跟我们一起吃中餐　　Then why did you have Chinese food with us?　　277　　00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,960　　我是怕你不高兴　　I didn't want to upset you.　　278　　00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,690　　霍华德说得很清楚　　我应该先效忠于　　Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be　　279　　00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:36,860　　男同志　　而不是为钱卖身的女人们　　to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.　　280　　00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,970　　莫非他说的是　　兄弟比妓女重要　　Is it possible he said, "Bros before hos"?　　281　　00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,610　　对　　我改了下措辞　　避免提到妓女这个词　　Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hos.　　282　　00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:52,950　　谢尔顿　　你跟佩妮做不做朋友我都无所谓　　Sheldon, I don't care if you want to be friends with Penny.　　283　　00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:57,580　　这么说　　一直困扰我让我噩梦连连的　　Oh. Well, so the emotional turmoil that's been keeping me　　284　　00:14:57,580 --> 00:15:00,620　　这种情绪波动　　真的是完全不应该啊　　from achieving REM sleep was entirely unjustified?　　285　　00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,620　　没错　　Yes.　　286　　00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:06,190　　要是我奶奶肯定会说　　Well... then as my meemaw would say,　　287　　00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:09,490　　我们在这宰猪待客　　可居然没人想吃培根[都不领情]　　"Looks like we butchered a pig, but nobody wanted bacon."　　288　　00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,430　　我想是的　　I guess not.　　289　　00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:16,330　　现在　　之前我承诺过的　　那个题外话　　And now, as promised, the tangent.　　290　　00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,770　　谢尔顿大战猎狗记　　Sheldon and the Hell Hound.　　291　　00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,630　　或者说"谁动了我的热狗"　　Or How I Lost My Hot Dogs.　　292　　00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,010　　我还是回头再来吧　　I, I can come back.　　293　　00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,510　　别傻了　　D-don't be silly.　　294　　00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:32,610　　我们是邻居　　We're neighbors.　　295　　00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:33,810　　抬头不见低头见　　We're going to run into each other.　　296　　00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:34,980　　还是早点习惯的好　　May as well get used to it.　　297　　00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:37,980　　嗯　　你说得对　　Yeah, I guess you're right.　　298　　00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,190　　你习惯了吗　　You used to it yet?　　299　　00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:47,090　　-还没　　-我也是　　- Nope. - Me neither.　　300　　00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,490　　谢尔顿好像认为他跟你出去　　Oh, Sheldon seemed to think that I would be upset　　301　　00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:52,630　　我会不高兴　　about you hanging out with him.　　302　　00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,160　　我只是告诉你　　没事的　　But I just want you to know it's fine.　　303　　00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,360　　太好了　　因为他妈妈打电话给我了　　Oh, oh, good, because, um, his mother called me.　　304　　00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,830　　他妈妈　　His mother?　　305　　00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:03,370　　对　　她想让我带他出去买床单和毛巾　　Yeah, she wants me to take him shopping for sheets and towels.　　306　　00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:06,070　　我本来打算带他去的　　I was going to do that.　　307　　00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,270　　是吗　　那还是你带吧　　Oh, well, then you... you do it.　　308　　00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,380　　不　　我根本就不想带　　还是你来吧　　No, I don't want to do it. You can do it.　　309　　00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,680　　好　　那你可以带他去买鞋　　Okay, you can take him for shoes.　　310　　00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,750　　我刚带他去买过鞋　　I just took him for shoes.　　311　　00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,850　　我只知道他说那鞋子挤脚　　Well, all I know is he says they hurt his feet.　　312　　00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,590　　好吧　　下周六我会带他去买鞋　　Fine. I'll take him for shoes next Saturday.　　313　　00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:26,650　　不行不行　　我们一帮同事　　Oh, no, no, no-- a bunch of us from work　　314　　00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:28,060　　下周六要去迪斯尼乐园　　are going to Disneyland next Saturday　　315　　00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:29,420　　谢尔顿也想一起去　　and Sheldon wants to come.　　316　　00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:32,160　　你们要带他去迪斯尼乐园　　You're taking him to Disneyland?　　317　　00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,230　　我讲电话订计划的时候他正好听到　　Well, he heard me making plans on the phone.　　318　　00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:36,760　　那我还能拒绝吗　　Was I going to say "no"?　　319　　00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,060　　好吧　　All right.　　320　　00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,130　　你们让他塞一堆垃圾食品前　　记得先跟我说下　　But let me know if you're going to stuff him with junk food.　　321　　00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:45,200　　我可不想帮他打包回一顿美餐 结果只能浪费掉　　I don't want to bring home a nice dinner for him and see it go to waste.　　322　　00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,040　　我们是去迪斯尼乐园玩　　We're going to Disneyland.　　323　　00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,810　　他肯定会吃垃圾食品　　He's going to eat junk food.　　324　　00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:53,110　　我只是说　　事先跟我打个招呼　　All I'm saying is give me a heads-up.　　325　　00:16:53," type="audio/mpeg" />-->