00:00:04,050　　站住　　Hold.　　2　　00:00:04,050 --> 00:00:05,080　　干嘛　　What?　　3　　00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,650　　解释你为什么打喷嚏　　Explain your sneeze.　　4　　00:00:06,650 --> 00:00:08,390　　什么　　I'm sorry?　　5　　00:00:08,390 --> 00:00:10,090　　-你有过敏症吗　　-没有　　- Do you have allergies?　　- No.　　6　　00:00:10,090 --> 00:00:11,620　　你在沙拉上放太多胡椒粉了吗　　Is there too much pepper on your salad?　　7　　00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:12,760　　我没在沙拉上加胡椒粉　　I don't put pepper on salads.　　8　　00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:13,960　　够了　　坐那边去　　I've heard enough. Sit over there.　　9　　00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,660　　别这样　　我不想一个人坐　　Oh, come on.I don't want to sit by myself.　　10　　00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:18,760　　当年伤寒玛丽也这么说　　That's what Typhoid Mary said,　　11　　00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:18,760　　[美国伤寒带菌者]　　12　　00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,670　　显然　　她朋友让步了所以都病了　　And clearly, her friends buckled.　　13　　00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:22,330　　伙计们　　帮帮我　　Guys, help me.　　14　　00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:23,500　　谢尔顿　　别这样　　Sheldon, come on.　　15　　00:00:23,500 --> 00:00:24,970　　不就是一个喷嚏嘛　　Yeah, it's just one sneeze.　　16　　00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:26,970　　-自个坐去吧　　-再见　　兄弟　　- You're on your own. - See you, buddy.　　17　　00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:30,710　　莱纳德　　我有东西给你看　　Oh, Leonard, I have something for you.　　18　　00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:35,280　　根据室友协议 这是提前24小时通知　　Per our roommate agreement, this is your 24-hour notice that I will be having　　19　　00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,620　　我有一位无血缘关系的女性要在咱家住两晚　　A non-related female spending two nights in our apartment.　　20　　00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:42,820　　你说的无血缘关系的女性　　When you say "non-related female,"　　21　　00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:45,560　　应该指人类吧　　You still mean human, right?　　22　　00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:46,820　　当然　　Of course.　　23　　00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,830　　室友协议规定不许有宠物　　Pets are banned under the roommate agreement,　　24　　00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:51,930　　除了服务性动物　　比如导盲犬　　With the exception of service animals, such as seeing eye dogs　　25　　00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:55,100　　及将来出现的　　机械装备强化的猴子帮工　　And, one day, cybernetically-enhanced helper monkeys.　　26　　00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:59,370　　你打算绑架一个女人吗　　Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?　　27　　00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:00,670　　讽刺吗　　Sarcasm?　　28　　00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:04,340　　对　　但也包含真诚的关心　　Yes, but mixed with genuine concern.　　29　　00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:09,480　　告诉你们　　我将接待 伊丽莎白·普林顿博士　　For your information, I'll be playing host to Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton.　　30　　00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,720　　普林斯顿大学的宇宙物理学家　　The cosmological physicist from Princeton?　　31　　00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:12,720　　没错　　Yes.　　32　　00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,990　　另外　　你没戴口罩前　　And until you acquire a surgical mask,　　33　　00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:17,320　　请先用餐巾捂嘴　　再发表言论　　Please address your comments to me through a napkin.　　34　　00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:21,660　　我们通信交流了好几年 共同感兴趣的　　We've been corresponding for years about our mutual interest in　　35　　00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:25,130　　早期宇宙中膨胀子的引力波特性　　Gravitational wave signatures of inflatons in the early universe.　　36　　00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:28,770　　她现在考虑 来我们大学工作　　And now she's under consideration for a position at our university.　　37　　00:01:28,770 --> 00:01:31,470　　你怎么没说过你认识伊丽莎白·普林顿　　Why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton?　　38　　00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:33,710　　我可是她的铁粉　　I am a huge fan of hers!　　39　　00:01:33,710 --> 00:01:36,040　　我不知道我有义务分享　　I didn't realize I was obligated to share my connection　　40　　00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,140　　我跟你喜欢的事物的联系　　好吧　　With things you're a fan of, but very well.　　41　　00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,740　　你喜欢吃加拿大熏肉　　You enjoy Canadian bacon.　　42　　00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,510　　我去过多伦多　　I've been to Toronto.　　43　　00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:44,020　　行 那她睡哪里　　Okay, fine. Where is she going to sleep?　　44　　00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,530　　当然睡我房间　　My room, of course.　　45　　00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,320　　我靠　　Holy crap!　　46　　00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:52,390　　我靠　　Holy crap!　　47　　00:01:52,390 --> 00:01:54,760　　我有个两部分的问题　　Yeah, um, I have a two-part question.　　48　　00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,760　　请说　　Go ahead.　　49　　00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,260　　第一　　你在开玩笑吗　　A: Are you kidding me?　　50　　00:01:57,260 --> 00:02:00,670　　第二　　你丫的开玩笑吧　　And B: Seriously, are you freaking kidding me?　　51　　00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:03,450　　第一　　我很少开玩笑　　A: I rarely kid.　　52　　00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:07,710　　第二　　我开玩笑时　　你会听到 我用"逗你玩"这个词　　And B: When I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word "bazinga."　　53　　00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:12,140　　这么说你们俩 要睡在同一张床上　　So you're saying the two of you are going to be sleeping in the same bed?　　54　　00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,810　　对　　Yes.　　55　　00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:14,980　　逗你玩　　Bazinga.　　56　　00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,350　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　57　　00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:23,090　　谢了　　Thank you.　　58　　00:02:23,090 --> 00:02:25,020　　为什么一位世界知名的科学家　　Why is a world-renowned scientist　　59　　00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,030　　选择住我们家　　而不住酒店　　Staying in our apartment instead of a hotel?　　60　　00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:28,660　　她不喜欢住酒店　　Well, she doesn't care for hotels.　　61　　00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:29,930　　这也不能怪她　　And who can blame her?　　62　　00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:31,000　　打不开的窗户　　Windows that don't open,　　63　　00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,530　　N个人用过的床单　　Multi-user linens,　　64　　00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:35,230　　卡式的钥匙　　好像谁的钱包　　Keys shaped like credit cards-- as if one walks around　　65　　00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:37,440　　都有空的卡槽似的　　With unassigned slots in one's wallet.　　66　　00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,800　　好了　　所剩时间　　All right, I believe I have time　　67　　00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,840　　只够回答一个问题　　For one more question.　　68　　00:02:42,010 --> 00:02:43,570　　说吧　　拉杰　　Yes, Raj?　　69　　00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,510　　我什么时候能坐回你们旁边　　When can I sit with you again?　　70　　00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:48,180　　等我看到连续两次　　相隔12小时　　When I've seen Two consecutive negative throat cultures　　71　　00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:50,080　　咽拭子检测呈阴性　　你知道怎么做　　Spaced 12 hours apart. You know the drill.　　72　　00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:53,820　　好了 诸位失陪了　　我要去进行　　All right, if you'll excuse me, I am off to start　　73　　00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:56,590　　预防性抗生素治疗　　A prophylactic course of antibiotics.　　74　　00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,460　　不敢相信　　他居然是伊丽莎白·普林顿的朋友　　I can't believe he's friends with elizabeth plimpton.　　75　　00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:04,160　　不敢相信　　他们居然让他进加拿大　　I can't believe they let him into canada.　　76　　00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,730　　喂　　你刚刚没听到吗　　Whoa, whoa, whoa. You heard the man.　　77　　00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:07,270　　你的咽拭子检测结果呢　　Where's your throat cultures?　　78　　00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,270　　开玩笑　　坐吧　　Kidding. Sit down.　　79　　00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,520　　谢尔顿　　Hey, Sheldon.　　80　　00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,290　　佩妮　　正好　　Oh, Penny, excellent.　　81　　00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:51,560　　我对加长型卫生棉有个疑问　　I have a question about these maxi pads.　　82　　00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,160　　这个护翼真的有用吗　　Are the wings truly functional　　83　　00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:56,830　　还是我沦为广告宣传的受害者了　　Or have I fallen victim to marketing hype?　　84　　00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,970　　什么　　What?　　85　　00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,600　　你干嘛买...什么　　Why are you doing with-- what?　　86　　00:04:00,610 --> 00:04:02,310　　沃格林的男售货员　　The stock boy at Walgreens　　87　　00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,410　　根本没给我提供什么信息　　Was frustratingly uninformed on the subject.　　88　　00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:07,280　　谢尔顿　　你买卫生棉干嘛　　Sheldon, what are you doing with maxi pads?　　89　　00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:12,030　　我有个女性朋友 要在我这里住几天　　I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days.　　90　　00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:13,750　　什么　　What?　　91　　00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,520　　我想让她宾至如归　　I want her to feel at home.　　92　　00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,590　　我还买了香皂　　裤袜　　痛经药　　I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, midol,　　93　　00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:22,960　　咀嚼钙　　还有这种酸奶　　Calcium chews and what is apparently a yogurt　　94　　00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:26,200　　专门调节女性肠道的　　Specifically designed to regulate the female bowel.　　95　　00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,630　　等等　　前面一句　　Wait, wait, hold on, back up.　　96　　00:04:29,630 --> 00:04:31,600　　有个女人要跟你住在一起　　You're having a woman stay with you?　　97　　00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,640　　对　　Yes.　　98　　00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,640　　怎么每个人听到都大吃一惊　　Why does that seem to flabbergast everybody?　　99　　00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,370　　不　　不是　　Oh... no, no, no, no.　　100　　00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:37,610　　我不是吃惊　　I'm not flabbergasted.　　101　　00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,210　　我是...疑惑　　I'm... puzzled.　　102　　00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:42,180　　就是疑惑　　Yeah, let's go with puzzled.　　103　　00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:43,250　　友情提示　　A word of warning.　　104　　00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,180　　这位客人是著名物理学家　　My guest is a noted physicist　　105　　00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:47,320　　量子宇宙论的权威专家　　And the leading expert on quantum cosmology,　　106　　00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,320　　请不要跟她聊女性无聊话题　　So please try to avoid wasting her time　　107　　00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,690　　浪费她的时间　　With female jibber jabber.　　108　　00:04:52,690 --> 00:04:54,320　　什么叫女性无聊话题　　Female jibber jabber?　　109　　00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:55,660　　鞋子特价　　发型　　泥面膜　　Shoe sales, hair styles,　　110　　00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:59,800　　还有你朋友布莱德和安吉丽娜的八卦　　Mud masks, gossip about your friends Brad and Angelina.　　111　　00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,370　　他们不是我的朋友　　Oh, they're not my friends.　　112　　00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:06,840　　我知道　　鉴于你在背后 说了他们那么多坏话　　I'm not surprised, considering the way you talk about them behind their backs.　　113　　00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,210　　她来了　　她来了　　She's here, she's here.　　114　　00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:14,380　　我看上去怎么样　　聪明吗　　How do I look? Do I look smart?　　115　　00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:18,650　　老天爷 这又不是你的事　　Oh, good grief. This isn't about you.　　116　　00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:19,680　　来了　　Coming!　　117　　00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,750　　听好　　Now, listen.　　118　　00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:22,100　　21世纪最杰出的头脑之一　　One of the great minds of the 21st century　　119　　00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:27,490　　将以东道的身份迎接另一位杰出头脑　　is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century.　　120　　00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:29,330　　你要仔细看着　　So pay attention.　　121　　00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:33,930　　没准儿多年以后 我的传记作者问起你这个伟大时刻　　Years from now, my biographer might ask you about this event.　　122　　00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:37,770　　我有太多话想跟你的传记作者说　　Oh, I have so many things to tell your biographer.　　123　　00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,210　　库珀博士　　谢天谢地 我完全不记得你的地址　　Dr. Cooper, thank goodness. I completely forgot your address.　　124　　00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:44,840　　还好我还记得写在了手上　　But then I remembered that I'd written it on my hand.　　125　　00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,110　　幸好　　Lucky for me,　　126　　00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:48,130　　我没记成另外一只手　　I didn't confuse it with what I'd written on my other hand,　　127　　00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:51,350　　那只写的是一颗最新发现的中子星的坐标　　which are the coordinates for a newly discovered neutron star.　　128　　00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:54,250　　因为想去那儿的话　　我会被超重力压碎的　　'cause if I tried to go there, I'd be crushed by hypergravity.　　129　　00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:57,590　　-不说这些了　　你好啊　　-你好　　- Anyway, hello. - Hello.　　130　　00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,490　　很高兴能见到你的本尊哦　　Nice to finally meet you in person.　　131　　00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:01,020　　我猜也是　　I would imagine it is.　　132　　00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:06,360　　这位是我朋友兼室友　　莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士　　This is my friend and roommate, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.　　133　　00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,300　　你嗨　　Hi-lo.　　134　　00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,930　　我　　我本来想说"你好"　　I-I started to say "hi,"　　135　　00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:13,240　　中途又想说"嗨"　　and then I switched to "hello" in the middle.　　136　　00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,210　　结果就成了"你嗨"　　It came out "hi-lo."　　137　　00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,180　　很高兴见到你　　Uh, it's nice to meet you.　　138　　00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,610　　我拜读过你的书和许多论文　　I-I've read both your books and most of your papers.　　139　　00:06:22,610 --> 00:06:26,420　　我叫莱纳德　　就住这儿　　你太有才了　　I-I'm Leonard, I live here, you're brilliant.　　140　　00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,480　　真不好意思　　I apologize.　　141　　00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:29,950　　他只是个搞实验物理的　　He's only an experimental physicist.　　142　　00:06:29,950 --> 00:06:31,490　　没关系　　No need to apologize.　　143　　00:06:31,490 --> 00:06:34,190　　我有几个好朋友也是搞实验的　　Some of my best friends are experimental physicists.　　144　　00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:37,190　　其实也不算好朋友　　就是认识而已　　Well, not my best friends, but I know them.　　145　　00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,130　　我最要好的朋友　　My best friend is　　146　　00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,830　　是一位名叫温迪的分子化学家　　a molecular chemist named Wendy.　　147　　00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,830　　真不好意思　　我话太多了　　I'm sorry, I'm rambling.　　148　　00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:43,830　　你嗨　　Hi-lo.　　149　　00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:46,440　　你饿吗　　渴吗　　Are you hungry, thirsty?　　150　　00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,640　　我来招待你吧　　Can I offer you anything?　　151　　00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,810　　不用了　　她是我的客人　　No, she's my guest.　　152　　00:06:48,810 --> 00:06:50,610　　要招待她的话　　也该由我来吧　　If anyone should offer her anything, it should be me.　　153　　00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,540　　伊丽莎白　　我能为你效劳吗　　Elizabeth, can I get you something?　　154　　00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:54,080　　你想要女性卫生用品　　Perhaps a feminine hygiene product　　155　　00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,750　　还是调节肠道的酸奶　　or a bowel-regulating yogurt?　　156　　00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,520　　这俩选项都很有意思嘛　　Interesting choices.　　157　　00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,380　　考虑到我现在的需求　　还是酸奶吧　　Based on my current needs, I guess I'd pick the yogurt.　　158　　00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,390　　好极了　　Excellent.　　159　　00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:03,720　　要是这酸奶起作用的话　　If the yogurt works,　　160　　00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,520　　我还买了些香薰蜡烛　　I bought some delightful scented candles.　　161　　00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:13,330　　这是你耶　　Look, it's you.　　162　　00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:18,800　　非常感谢你们让我住在这里　　Thank you so much for opening up your home to me.　　163　　00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,870　　谁愿意住宾馆啊　　Well, who wants to stay in a hotel?　　164　　00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:25,610　　窗户又打不开　　诡异的卡片式钥匙　　Windows that don't open, those crazy card-shaped keys.　　165　　00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:27,040　　知音啊　　我太高兴了　　I'm so glad you understand.　　166　　00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,450　　不对　　他不是你的知音　　No, he doesn't understand.　　167　　00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,480　　我才是　　I understand.　　168　　00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:31,680　　我也是啊　　Well, I understand, too.　　169　　00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:34,280　　你剽窃了我的想法　　You're just misappropriating my understanding.　　170　　00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,060　　我觉得任何一所大学都想要你　　I think any university would want you.　　171　　00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,890　　当然　　除了那些 已经接纳你的大学　　Except, of course, any university that had already had you.　　172　　00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:45,830　　因为他们在接纳你之前　　已经想要你了　　Because they would've already wanted you before they, you know, got you.　　173　　00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:50,270　　这就是跟你说"你嗨"的那位　　From the mind that brought you "hi-lo."　　174　　00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,840　　我带你去房间看看吧　　Let me show you to your room.　　175　　00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,940　　好啊　　All right.　　176　　00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:56,840　　我也觉得我困了　　晚安　　莱纳德　　I guess I am tired. Good night, Leonard.　　177　　00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,610　　好安　　Uh, sleep night.　　178　　00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,210　　我想说　　晚安　　I mean, obviously, good night.　　179　　00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:01,510　　我本来想说"好梦"　　I started to say "sleep tight,"　　180　　00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:03,480　　然后我又中途改了主意　　then I changed my mind in the middle.　　181　　00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,720　　我对天发誓　　我很聪明的　　I swear to god, I'm smart.　　182　　00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:10,190　　说都不会话了　　伙计　　Get it together, man.　　183　　00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,430　　好的　　给你展示一下　　All right, let me show you　　184　　00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:17,630　　这个房间里的一些功能吧　　some of the features of the room.　　185　　00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,200　　首先　　窗户　　First, windows.　　186　　00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,200　　很常见　　Conventional.　　187　　00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,830　　打开　　关上　　Open, closed.　　188　　00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,130　　打开　　关上　　Open, closed.　　189　　00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:24,570　　开一半　　Halfway open.　　190　　00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:27,300　　或者说关一半　　这取决于你的哲学取向　　Or halfway closed, depending on your philosophical bent.　　191　　00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,610　　这里是我的漫画收藏 可以随意浏览　　Over here is my comic book collection. Feel free to browse.　　192　　00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:33,710　　这里有一盒阅读专用的一次性手套　　There's a box of disposable reading gloves　　193　　00:08:33,710 --> 00:08:36,180　　就在床头柜上　　on the night stand.　　194　　00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:37,680　　很好　　Good to know.　　195　　00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:41,120　　在这里 你可以找到应急储备　　In here, you'll find emergency provisions.　　196　　00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,150　　足够八天的食物和水　　一把弩　　An eight-day supply of food and water, a crossbow,　　197　　00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:48,760　　一个高密度优盘　　里面有 原版的《星际迷航》第二季　　Season 2 of Star Trek the original series on a high-density flash drive.　　198　　00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:52,630　　那要是所有的USB接口都在 灾难中坏掉了呢　　What if there's a disaster that destroys all the USB ports?　　199　　00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:55,530　　那就真的没法儿活了　　不是吗　　Then there's really no reason to live, is there?　　200　　00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,370　　我能问个关于你室友的问题吗　　Can I ask a question about your roommate?　　201　　00:08:58,370 --> 00:09:01,100　　他是个蠢货　　对吧　　He's an odd duck, isn't he?　　202　　00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,270　　他的情感生活是个什么状态　　What's his relationship status?　　203　　00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:06,210　　他跟住在走廊对面的那个女服务员　　Well, there was a misbegotten adventure　　204　　00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,440　　有过一段奸情　　With a waitress who lives across the hall.　　205　　00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:10,710　　莫名其妙开始　　又莫名其妙结束　　It ended as inexplicably as it began.　　206　　00:09:10,710 --> 00:09:12,450　　他俩没有什么共同点　　They had very little in common,　　207　　00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:14,250　　除了床笫之欢　　except for carnal activity.　　208　　00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,320　　这就是为什么　　That's why I acquired　　209　　00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,790　　我准备了这副隔音耳麦　　these noise-canceling headphones.　　210　　00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,620　　如果你打算用它的话　　If you decide to use them,　　211　　00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,390　　请记得戴完之后用湿巾把耳罩擦干净　　please clean the ear pieces afterwards　　212　　00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:23,530　　湿巾就在卫生间里　　with the wet wipes you'll find in the bathroom.　　213　　00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,000　　有个贴着"湿巾"标签的抽屉　　They're in the drawer labeled "wet wipes."　　214　　00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,360　　行　　Okay.　　215　　00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,270　　很好　　那就不打扰你晚上梳洗时间了　　Good. I'll leave you to your nighttime ablutions.　　216　　00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,500　　早上卫生间的使用时间表已经发你邮箱　　I've e-mailed you the morning bathroom schedule.　　217　　00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:36,240　　欢迎礼包里还有一份塑封过的版本　　You'll also find a laminated copy in your welcome packet.　　218　　00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,580　　就印在紧急逃生线路图的背面　　It's on the back of the emergency escape route diagram.　　219　　00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,610　　真体贴　　How thoughtful.　　220　　00:09:41,610 --> 00:09:43,810　　-睡个好觉　　朋友　　-你也是　　- Sleep well, my friend.　　- You, too.　　221　　00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:48,050　　让我再拿一样东西　　Oh, let me just get one thing.　　222　　00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:50,550　　这是我的备用应急储备包　　It's my backup emergency supply kit.　　223　　00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:53,860　　客厅的紧急逃生路线不经过这边　　The living room escape route doesn't pass through here.　　224　　00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,090　　晚安　　Now, good night.　　225　　00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,560　　如果世界末日降临的话　　祝你好运　　And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.　　226　　00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,630　　请进　　Yes?　　227　　00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,540　　我看见你的灯还亮着　　I saw your light on.　　228　　00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,810　　你没事吧　　Is everything all right?　　229　　00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:10,670　　没事　　我就是睡不着　　Yeah, I just couldn't sleep.　　230　　00:10:10,670 --> 00:10:12,510　　我也睡不着　　Me neither.　　231　　00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:14,210　　你看我在读什么　　Oh, look what I'm reading.　　232　　00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:15,950　　你的书哦　　It's you.　　233　　00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,580　　你不是读过了吗　　I thought you already read it.　　234　　00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:18,980　　是读过　　不过有一阵子了　　I did, but it's been a while,　　235　　00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:22,550　　我想在早餐时表现得聪明点　　And I wanted to sound smart over breakfast.　　236　　00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:24,550　　你很聪明了　　Aw, you're smart.　　237　　00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,620　　是吗　　太好了　　Oh, good.　　238　　00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,220　　我还担心你没看出来　　Wasn't sure it was coming across.　　239　　00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,530　　在读第几章　　What chapter are you on?　　240　　00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:31,060　　第六章　　Uh, six.　　241　　00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:35,060　　银河系外距离等级　　Oh, the extragalactic distance ladder.　　242　　00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:36,670　　想知道一个小秘密吗　　Want to know a little secret?　　243　　00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,400　　当然　　Sure.　　244　　00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,970　　威尔逊-巴普效应那一节 我是全裸着写的　　I wrote the section on the Wilson-Bappu effect completely naked.　　245　　00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,910　　真的吗　　Really?　　246　　00:10:46,910 --> 00:10:49,150　　读起来可不像　　Uh, sure doesn't read that way.　　247　　00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,110　　我来给你演示　　Here, let me show you.　　248　　00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,690　　考虑到脉动变星的亮度变化　　When we consider the brightness of pulsating variable stars,　　249　　00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:57,890　　这可能就是　　we start to see a possible explanation　　250　　00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:02,630　　哈勃常数出现数值分歧的原因之一　　for some of the discrepancies found in Hubble's constant.　　251　　00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,970　　你的科学真是活色生香　　You really make science come alive.　　252　　00:11:29,820 --> 00:11:33,120　　语音测试　　清晨语音测试　　Vocal test. Morning vocal test.　　253　　00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:34,560　　第二次语音测试　　Second vocal test.　　254　　00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,290　　第二次清晨语音测试　　Second morning vocal test.　　255　　00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,790　　谢尔顿早　　Morning, Sheldon.　　256　　00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:38,830　　早　　Morning.　　257　　00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:39,860　　谢尔顿早　　Morning, Sheldon.　　258　　00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:40,800　　早　　Morning.　　259　　00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,300　　昨晚过得愉快吗　　I trust you had a pleasant night.　　260　　00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,430　　不是一般愉快　　More than pleasant.　　261　　00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,040　　失陪一下　　我要去方便　　Excuse me, I'm going to relieve myself.　　262　　00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,710　　喝什么咖啡　　How do you take your coffee?　　263　　00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:56,750　　-清咖啡　　-好滴　　- Black. - Okeydoke.　　264　　00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,280　　为休斯顿而尿　　为奥斯丁而尿　　Pee for Houston, pee for Austin,　　265　　00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:04,420　　为我深爱的州而尿　　pee for the state my heart got lost in.　　266　　00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,060　　再为德州抖两抖　　And shake twice for Texas.　　267　　00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,530　　他妈妈教他的　　Something his mother taught him.　　268　　00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:21,770　　好了　　伊丽莎白 轮到你用卫生间了　　All right, Elizabeth, the bathroom is yours.　　269　　00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:25,070　　坐垫我放下了　　为保护你健康还消了毒　　The seat is down, and has been sanitized for your protection.　　270　　00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:28,040　　你真细心　　不过我想先喝完咖啡　　That's very thoughtful, but I think I'll finish my coffee first.　　271　　00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:32,180　　看来酸奶是没起作用　　Ah, so the yogurt didn't work.　　272　　00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:36,550　　我要火速去给生产商写邮件指责他们　　I'll fire off a critical e-mail to the manufacturer.　　273　　00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:39,020　　太好了　　你们都起了 我的车发动不了　　Oh, good, you're up. Look, my car won't start.　　274　　00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,220　　需要有人送我上班　　I need a ride to work.　　275　　00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,590　　又对检查引擎灯置之不理了　　Did you once again ignore your "check engine" light?　　276　　00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:44,190　　不是　　大明白先生　　No, Mr. Smarty-pants.　　277　　00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,930　　我这次没理加油提示灯　　I ignored the "fill gas tank" light.　　278　　00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,720　　莱纳德　　佩妮来查探下　　Leonard, Penny wants to exploit any　　279　　00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,470　　你是否对她余情未了　　residual feelings you have for her　　280　　00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,400　　以达到搭车上班的目的　　in order to get a ride to work.　　281　　00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,440　　好　　当然　　等我把咖啡倒旅行杯里　　Oh, yeah, sure, let me just put this in a travel mug.　　282　　00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,970　　你好　　Hello.　　283　　00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:58,240　　嗨　　Hi.　　284　　00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,740　　佩妮　　这位是普林顿博士　　Oh, Penny, this is Dr. Plimpton...　　285　　00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:03,510　　量子宇宙论权威专家　　A leading expert on quantum cosmology.　　286　　00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,380　　普林顿博士　　这是佩妮　　Dr. Plimpton, Penny is a waitress　　287　　00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,580　　一名不理解内燃机需要　　who doesn't understand the role gasoline plays　　288　　00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,720　　汽油做燃料的服务生　　in the internal combustion engine.　　289　　00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,820　　很高兴见到你　　Nice to meet you.　　290　　00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:12,820　　很高兴见到你　　Nice to meet you, too.　　291　　00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:13,960　　在这住得好吗　　Are you enjoying your stay?　　292　　00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,620　　是的　　非常好　　Yes, very much.　　293　　00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:20,800　　那就好　　Good.　　294　　00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,930　　太棒了　　无意义的客套话交流完毕　　Wonderful. Meaningless pleasantries accomplished.　　295　　00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,630　　伊丽莎白　　莱纳德如厕时间就要到了　　Elizabeth, Leonard's bathroom time is coming up,　　296　　00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,040　　相信我　　在他后面去可不是好事　　and believe me, you do not want to follow him.　　297　　00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,570　　失陪了　　Excuse me.　　298　　00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,910　　好吧　　我看我得去换衣服了　　Okay, well, I guess I should get dressed　　299　　00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,510　　好送大家去上班　　so I can take everyone to work.　　300　　00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,710　　你　　谢尔顿　　You and Sheldon　　301　　00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:37,850　　还有谢尔顿的朋友　　and Sheldon's friend,　　302　　00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,550　　普林顿博士　　你刚见过的　　Dr. Plimpton, who you just met.　　303　　00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:41,250　　肯定会有趣　　Gonna be fun.　　304　　00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,390　　就像玩具车　　Like a clown car.　　305　　00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,420　　等等　　Hang on. Hmm?　　306　　00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,090　　哦　　什么事　　Yeah? What? Huh?　　307　　00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:47,760　　我们刚刚分手　　We just broke up.　　308　　00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,960　　什么...　　你我吗　　是哈　　Wha... uh, you and me? Yeah, we did.　　309　　00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:49,920　　不久之前　　Not too long ago.　　310　　00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,730　　你适应得如何　　How are you doing with it?　　311　　00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,900　　明显没你适应得好　　Not as good as you apparently.　　312　　00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,430　　我什么　　没明白　　I, um, I don't follow.　　313　　00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,030　　知道吗　　这不不关我的事　　You know what? It's, it's none of my business.　　314　　00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:59,000　　我们刚刚分手　　If you want to sleep with Sheldon's doctor buddy　　315　　00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,300　　你就想和谢尔顿的博士朋友上床　　那就去吧　　right after we stopped seeing each other, go for it.　　316　　00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,140　　打扰一下　　Excuse me.　　317　　00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,940　　我对你提议莱纳德　　I'm uncomfortable with you recommending　　318　　00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:08,440　　争取与普林顿博士性交感到不安　　that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton,　　319　　00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,010　　她可还有更重要的事要忙　　who I assure you has better things to do.　　320　　00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:13,150　　我不是提议　　I'm not recommending it.　　321　　00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,080　　他已经那样做了　　I'm saying it already happened.　　322　　00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,550　　这太荒谬了　　That's preposterous.　　323　　00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,550　　是吧　　莱纳德　　Tell her, Leonard.　　324　　00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:21,420　　那个...　　Well...　　325　　00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,360　　不是吧　　No.　　326　　00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,360　　拜托　　不是我的错　　Come on. It wasn't my fault.　　327　　00:14:27,36" type="audio/mpeg" />-->