00:00:03,090　　粉色指甲油　　Okay, Babydoll Pink,　　2　　00:00:03,110 --> 00:00:06,120　　看看你能不能把我爸遗传的大脚遮小点　　let's see if you can cover up the fact that I got my dad's feet.　　3　　00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,970　　谢尔顿　　就两度　　It's just two degrees, Sheldon.　　4　　00:00:08,990 --> 00:00:11,050　　我只想把恒温器调高两度　　I just want to turn up the thermostat two degrees!　　5　　00:00:11,070 --> 00:00:12,910　　让我像你指出　　两度　　Let me point out that two degrees　　6　　00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:15,380　　可以是水和蒸汽的差异　　can be the difference between water and steam.　　7　　00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:17,460　　我们又不是住在茶壶里　　Yes, if we lived in a teakettle.　　8　　00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,420　　你在室友协议中同意了这个温度　　This is the temperature you agreed to in the roommate agreement.　　9　　00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:22,620　　去你的室友协议　　Aw, screw the roommate agreement!　　10　　00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:24,560　　不许你鄙视室友协议　　No, you don't screw the roommate agreement.　　11　　00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:26,570　　室友协议鄙视你　　The roommate agreement screws you.　　12　　00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:31,040　　跟你的恒温器下地狱去吧　　You know what, go to hell and set their thermostat.　　13　　00:00:31,050 --> 00:00:32,350　　我根本不用下地狱　　I don't have to go to hell.　　14　　00:00:32,390 --> 00:00:35,230　　调成73度　　我已经在地狱了　　At 73 degrees, I'm there already!　　15　　00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:39,930　　谁啊　　Who is it?　　16　　00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:42,320　　莱纳德　　Leonard.　　17　　00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:43,200　　等等　　Hang on.　　18　　00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:51,190　　我今晚能睡你沙发上吗　　Can I sleep on your couch tonight?　　19　　00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,620　　可以　　Uh, well, you can try,　　20　　00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:54,940　　不过对门的人一直很吵　　but the people across the hall are being very noisy.　　21　　00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,040　　你听到了吧　　You heard that, huh?　　22　　00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,020　　显然　　一个想调恒温器　　Apparently, the one fella tried to adjust the thermostat,　　23　　00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,480　　另一个又发疯了　　then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.　　24　　00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:05,050　　你也觉得他是疯子吧　　So you agree, he's nuts.　　25　　00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:07,850　　没会和他合租的人那么疯　　Well, not as nuts as the guy who chooses to live with him.　　26　　00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,520　　信不信由你　　我刚认识他时他更疯　　Believe it or not, he was worse when I met him.　　27　　00:01:10,590 --> 00:01:12,040　　我才不信呢　　Oh, I do not believe that.　　28　　00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,840　　你太傻太天真了　　You are so naive.　　29　　00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,510　　就像七年前的我　　Just like I was seven years ago.　　30　　00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:20,880　　我刚开始在大学工作　　I'd just started at the university.　　31　　00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:30,650　　请问　　谢尔顿·库珀家在哪　　Excuse me, I'm looking for Sheldon Cooper's apartment.　　32　　00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:32,380　　你是来看房的吧　　Oh, I bet you're here to check out the room for rent.　　33　　00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,090　　-对　　-兄弟　　快跑　　- Yeah.　　- Run away, dude.　　34　　00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:37,060　　什么　　What?!　　35　　00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,570　　跑快点　　跑远点　　Run fast, run far.　　36　　00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,310　　那应该是第一条线索　　That should have been my first clue.　　37　　00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:04,210　　生活大爆炸　　第三季第二十二集　　38　　00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:13,560　　谢尔顿的前室友要你赶紧逃跑　　So Sheldon's last roommate tried to warn you off?　　39　　00:02:13,570 --> 00:02:16,340　　我当时只觉得他是个疯子　　For all I knew, he was the crazy one.　　40　　00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,410　　他的样子很像疯子　　He had this really deranged look.　　41　　00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:22,070　　跟谢尔顿住能不疯吗　　Well, yeah, he'd been living with Sheldon.　　42　　00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:25,190　　现在明白也太迟啦　　Sure, it makes sense now.　　43　　00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,000　　接着　　我上楼敲门　　Anyway, I went upstairs and knocked on the door.　　44　　00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,660　　有事吗　　Yeah?　　45　　00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:49,210　　你是库珀博士吗　　Dr. Cooper?　　46　　00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:52,020　　你找的是对门的疯子　　No, you want the crazy guy across the hall.　　47　　00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,180　　回想起来　　那是第二条线索　　In retrospect, that was clue number two.　　48　　00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:06,860　　有事吗　　Yes?　　49　　00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,250　　我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德　　I'm Leonard Hofstadter.　　50　　00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:10,000　　我打过电话想看房　　你说...　　I called you about the apartment. You said...　　51　　00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:10,950　　我知道我说了什么　　I know what I said.　　52　　00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:11,850　　我也知道你说了什么　　I know what you said.　　53　　00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,630　　我还知道我妈在1992年3月5日说了什么　　I know what my mother said on March 5, 1992.　　54　　00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:18,390　　第六惰性气体是什么　　What is the sixth noble gas?　　55　　00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,740　　-什么　　-你说你是科学家　　- What?　　- You said you're a scientist.　　56　　00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,800　　第六惰性气体是什么　　What is the sixth noble gas?　　57　　00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:23,820　　氡?　　Uh, radon?　　58　　00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:27,120　　你是问我还是回答我　　Are you asking me or telling me?　　59　　00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,210　　回答你?　　Telling you?　　60　　00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:33,720　　回答你　　Telling you.　　61　　00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,210　　好　　下一个问题　　All right, next question.　　62　　00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,870　　柯克还是皮卡尔　　Kirk or Picard?　　63　　00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,870　　[星际迷航中初代和下一代进取号的舰长]　　64　　00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:40,400　　好难抉择　　Oh, uh, well, that's tricky.　　65　　00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,060　　初代比下一代好看　　Um, Original Series over Next Generation,　　66　　00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,670　　但皮卡尔比柯克强　　but Picard over Kirk.　　67　　00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,510　　正确　　Correct.　　68　　00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:51,390　　你已通过室友关系第一关　　You've passed the first barrier to roommate-hood.　　69　　00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,600　　你可以进来了　　You may enter.　　70　　00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:56,510　　挺宽敞的嘛　　Oh, this is pretty nice.　　71　　00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,440　　卧室在里面吧　　Uh, the bedrooms are back there?　　72　　00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:06,710　　这得看情况　　That depends.　　73　　00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:07,910　　我不明白　　I don't understand.　　74　　00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:09,450　　卧室的存在有条件的吗　　Their existence is conditional?　　75　　00:04:10,190 --> 00:04:13,990　　不　　但对你来说卧室的存在是有条件的　　No, but your ability to perceive their existence is conditional　　76　　00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:16,560　　你要通过第二和第三关　　on you passing the second and third barriers.　　77　　00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,090　　有三关啊　　There's three?　　78　　00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:20,110　　一个比一个更具挑战性　　Each more daunting than the last.　　79　　00:04:21,110 --> 00:04:22,210　　请坐　　Have a seat.　　80　　00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,080　　好　　Okay.　　81　　00:04:24,470 --> 00:04:26,230　　不　　这是我的专座　　No! That's where I sit!　　82　　00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,130　　有区别吗　　What's the difference?　　83　　00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,100　　这个位置正好　　This seat is ideally located　　84　　00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:36,690　　能在冬天吹到暖气　　both in relation to the heat source in the winter　　85　　00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,090　　夏天吹到对流风　　and a cross breeze in the summer.　　86　　00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:40,800　　而且正对着电视机　　It also faces the television at a direct angle,　　87　　00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,930　　我能专心看电视或者打机　　allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play　　88　　00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,850　　不受谈话干扰　　without being subjected to conversation.　　89　　00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:49,320　　因此　　我把它置于永恒状态了　　As a result, I've placed it in a state of eternal dibs.　　90　　00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,650　　可能吗　　Can you do that?　　91　　00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,730　　[拉丁语]　　Cathedra mea, regulae meae.　　92　　00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:59,590　　意思是"我的椅子　　我做主"　　That's Latin for "My chair, my rules."　　93　　00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:04,870　　你在电话里说　　Now, you said on the phone　　94　　00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,560　　你的研究领域是物理　　that your area of study is physics.　　95　　00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,360　　对　　实验物理学　　Uh, yeah, experimental physics.　　96　　00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:13,620　　那是什么　　What is that?　　97　　00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:14,820　　跟你无关　　Doesn't concern you.　　98　　00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:17,570　　你每天都会去大学吗　　You'll be going to the university every day?　　99　　00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:18,350　　对　　Yes.　　100　　00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,860　　-你有交通工具吗　　-有辆车　　- And you have a vehicle?　　- A car, yeah.　　101　　00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,270　　你愿意载我吗　　And you'll be willing to drive me?　　102　　00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:22,750　　你不会开车吗　　Can't you drive?　　103　　00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:24,320　　我会　　I can.　　104　　00:05:26,610 --> 00:05:28,190　　我不想开　　I choose not to.　　105　　00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:31,920　　那我可以载你　　Okay, I suppose I could drive you.　　106　　00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:34,680　　这点可以给我加加分对吧　　That's a point in my favor, right?　　107　　00:05:34,690 --> 00:05:36,330　　我来写就可以了　　Why don't you let me do this.　　108　　00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,970　　别这样　　我问问而已嘛　　Come on, I just asked.　　109　　00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,230　　最后一个问题　　Last question.　　110　　00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,230　　身处一个后启示录的世界中　　In a post-apocalyptic world,　　111　　00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,790　　你会最先考虑完成以下哪项工作　　which task would you assign the highest priority?　　112　　00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:50,740　　找出可持续利用的食物来源　　Locating a sustainable food source,　　113　　00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,640　　重建一个功能政府　　reestablishing a functioning government,　　114　　00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:55,410　　生育　　还是传承人类文化　　procreating, or preserving the knowledge of mankind?　　115　　00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,310　　我选　　传承文化　　Uh, I'm gonna go with... preserving the knowledge.　　116　　00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:00,540　　正解　　That's correct.　　117　　00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,210　　供你参考　　除了生育　　其他答案我都接受　　FYI, I would have accepted any answer other than procreating.　　118　　00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:09,200　　来　　我带你参观一下其他房间　　Come, I'll show you the rest of the apartment.　　119　　00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,180　　太好了　　Oh, good.　　120　　00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:11,760　　我通过关卡了　　I passed the barriers.　　121　　00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:13,750　　只是第二关卡　　别翘尾巴呢　　The second barrier. Don't get cocky.　　122　　00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:18,040　　这里是浴室　　This is the bathroom.　　123　　00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:21,080　　你周期正常吗　　Are you fairly regular?　　124　　00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,770　　大概吧　　Uh, I guess.　　125　　00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:28,200　　你不能给我模棱两可的答案　　This isn't going to work if you're guessing.　　126　　00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,110　　你什么时候排泄粪便　　When do you evacuate your bowels?　　127　　00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,140　　我憋不住的时候　　When I have to.　　128　　00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:35,990　　你憋不住的时候　　When you have to?　　129　　00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,740　　抱歉　　我不租房间给嬉皮士　　I'm sorry, I don't rent to hippies.　　130　　00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:43,660　　不好意思　　是早上　　I-I'm sorry, uh, in the morning.　　131　　00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:44,730　　8点左右　　Around 8:00.　　132　　00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,330　　8点不行　　你可以7点半用厕所　　I can't give you 8:00. I can give you 7:30.　　133　　00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,150　　好　　我同意　　Fine. I'll take it.　　134　　00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:52,300　　通过第三关卡　　Third barrier passed.　　135　　00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:55,510　　你赢得了参观你卧室的权利　　You have won the right to see your room.　　136　　00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,410　　噢耶　　Huzzah.　　137　　00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:01,630　　是这间吗　　Is this it?　　138　　00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:02,990　　不　　这是我的卧室　　No, this is my room.　　139　　00:07:03,030 --> 00:07:04,540　　人们不能进我的卧室　　People don't go in my room.　　140　　00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:06,830　　那你睡哪儿啊　　So where do you sleep?　　141　　00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:10,150　　我没明白　　I don't understand.　　142　　00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:13,570　　你说人类不能进去　　你自己也是人类　　If people don't go in there, and you're people, and...　　143　　00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,890　　你　　是人类吧　　You are people, aren't you?　　144　　00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,130　　我开个玩笑　　Making a joke.　　145　　00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:20,390　　你经常这样吗　　Do you do this often?　　146　　00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,290　　偶尔吧　　On occasion.　　147　　00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,470　　你的卧室　　Your room.　　148　　00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:34,470　　"去死吧　　谢尔顿"　　149　　00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:39,630　　你还是重新刷漆吧　　You may want to repaint.　　150　　00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:43,700　　他那么多事儿　　你居然就搬进去了　　And after all that, you just moved in?　　151　　00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,570　　才不是那么简单就搬进去　　I didn't just move in.　　152　　00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:47,520　　首先我们得谈妥一些细节问题　　First we had to iron out a few details.　　153　　00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:50,590　　室友同意在每周五晚上观看　　"Roommates agree that Friday nights shall be reserved　　154　　00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:54,110　　乔斯·威登最新导演的 惊世力作《萤火虫》　　for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series Firefly."　　155　　00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,110　　这条也要放到协议里啊　　Does that really need to be in the agreement?　　156　　00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:01,230　　最好是现在定下来　　那可要播好几年呢　　We might as well settle it now; it's going to be on for years.　　157　　00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,070　　在这里草签　　Initial here.　　158　　00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:09,740　　好了　　电视以及电影协议完成了　　All right, that's television and movies.　　159　　00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:13,460　　第九部分　　杂项　　Section nine: miscellany.　　160　　00:08:13,820 --> 00:08:15,310　　公寓旗帜是一头　　The apartment's flag　　161　　00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:18,250　　在天蓝色背景下两腿站立的金色狮子　　is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure.　　162　　00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:21,380　　咱还有旗子呢啊　　We have a flag?　　163　　00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,230　　千万别弄反了　　Never fly it upside down.　　164　　00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:36,250　　除非公寓面临危机　　Unless the apartment's in distress.　　165　　00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:37,920　　下一条　　And next.　　166　　00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:41,000　　如果我们之中任何一人发明了时空穿梭机　　"If either of us ever invents time travel,　　167　　00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,760　　我们同意第一站就是回到今天这个会议　　"We agree our first stop will be this meeting today　　168　　00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,800　　时间是5秒之后　　in precisely five seconds."　　169　　00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,280　　好　　Okay.　　170　　00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:03,000　　真可惜　　That's disappointing.　　171　　00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,820　　你到底干嘛要同意那些协议啊　　Why on earth did you agree to all that?　　172　　00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,880　　那是我见过最棒的公寓了　　It was the best apartment I'd seen,　　173　　00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,350　　房租也很合理　　the rent was very reasonable　　174　　00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,750　　而且在通过前三个关卡之后　　and after you've passed the first three barriers　　175　　00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:15,320　　你就会不自觉地想一路前进了　　you kind of want to take it all the way.　　176　　00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,580　　抱歉　　莱纳德　　Well, I'm sorry, Leonard,　　177　　00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,780　　我只能说 自作孽　　不可活　　it's very hard to feel sympathy for you.　　178　　00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:20,680　　好吧　　那这样吧　　Okay, how about this?　　179　　00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:23,170　　我给你讲讲我第一次带姑娘回家的事儿　　Let me tell you about the first time I brought a girl over.　　180　　00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:25,360　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　181　　00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,440　　嘘　　假装我们不在　　Shh. Just pretend we're not here.　　182　　00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,200　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　183　　00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,390　　他肯定一会就走了　　I'm sure he'll go away.　　184　　00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:39,970　　你不回答我　　我就一直敲　　I'm just going to keep knocking till you answer.　　185　　00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:42,050　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　186　　00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:43,520　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　187　　00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,100　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　188　　00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:45,190　　你想干嘛啊　　What do you want?!　　189　　00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,680　　我没说"请进"　　I didn't say come in!　　190　　00:09:47,690 --> 00:09:49,300　　是你问我想干什么的　　You asked what I wanted.　　191　　00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:51,930　　我想进来啊　　I wanted to come in.　　192　　00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:55,330　　我来是因为你违反了我们的室友协议　　I'm here because you violated our roommate agreement.　　193　　00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:57,120　　确切来说　　是第八部分"宾客"里的　　Specifically, section eight--　　194　　00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:01,000　　C小部分"女性"里的第四段　　"交媾"　　visitors, subsection C; females, paragraph four-- coitus.　　195　　00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,840　　在进行交媾之前　　室友需要　　"Roommates shall give each other　　196　　00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,000　　提前12小时通知对方　　12 hours notice of impending coitus."　　197　　00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:09,240　　我俩认识还不到12小时呢　　I didn't even know her 12 hours ago.　　198　　00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,230　　够了　　老娘闪人了　　That's it! I'm out of here!　　199　　00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,760　　乔伊斯　　别走啊　　But, Joyce, come on.　　200　　00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,340　　12小时　　12 hours?　　201　　00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,380　　我的老天　　Oh, my God.　　202　　00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,150　　现在觉得同情我了吗　　Do I get some sympathy now?　　203　　00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,840　　有点儿　　A little bit.　　204　　00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,560　　好　　让我理下思路　　Ok, let me get this straight.　　205　　00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:28,920　　你搬进来和他一起住　　You move in with this guy,　　206　　00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,080　　他让你签了一份相当扯淡的室友协议　　he made you sign a rediculous roommate agreement,　　207　　00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:32,680　　然后他在你和那个乔伊斯·金爱爱的时候　　then he walks into your bedroom　　208　　00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,360　　走进了你的卧室　　while you're doing this Joyce Kim　　209　　00:10:34,370 --> 00:10:35,400　　可你居然还没搬走　　and you still stay.　　210　　00:10:35,410 --> 00:10:38,180　　其实乔伊斯·金这事也不能怪他　　Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.　　211　　00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,520　　为什么　　Why not?　　212　　00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,120　　当时我正致力于某些政府研究　　Well, I was doing some government research at the time,　　213　　00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,020　　军用火箭燃料　　you know, military, rocket fuel.　　214　　00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,290　　算是国家机密吧　　It's kind of secret.　　215　　00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:47,090　　这和乔伊斯·金有毛关系　　What does that have to do with Joyce Kim?　　216　　00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:50,390　　后来发现她是个朝鲜间谍　　As it turns out, she was a North Korean spy.　　217　　00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,760　　好在我还没透露什么重要机密　　Luckily, Sheldon drove her out　　218　　00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,060　　谢尔顿就把她赶了出去　　before I revealed anything important.　　219　　00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:58,530　　我不是我说我肯定会透露　　Which I-I'm not saying I would have.　　220　　00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,160　　就因为这样吗　　So, what, that's it?　　221　　00:11:01,190 --> 00:11:02,510　　一直以来你忍受谢尔顿　　You've stayed with Sheldon all this time　　222　　00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,730　　就为了感谢他让你免受牢狱之灾吗　　because he kept you from going to federal prison?　　223　　00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,340　　这是理由之一　　That was part of it.　　224　　00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:08,780　　理由之二和那电梯有关　　The other part is what happened with the elevator.　　225　　00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,250　　我正想问呢　　Oh, yeah, I'm wondering about that.　　226　　00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,860　　你说你搬来时电梯还能用呢　　You said it was working when you moved in.　　227　　00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,910　　之前是能用　　但某天晚上　　谢尔顿下班回来...　　It was, but one night, Sheldon came home from work...　　228　　00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,760　　这里是怎么回事　　What is going on here?　　229　　00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:28,540　　好啊　　谢尔顿　　Hey, Sheldon.　　230　　00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:29,390　　这是霍华德和拉杰　　This is Howard and Raj.　　231　　00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:30,690　　他们也在大学里工作　　They work at the university, too.　　232　　00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,630　　-好　　-好　　- Hey. - Hey.　　233　　00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,680　　我一会儿找你算账　　I'll get to you later.　　234　　00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,010　　你们坐的什么呢　　What are you sitting on?　　235　　00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,950　　他们不好说　　我正坐在屁垫上呢　　I can't speak for these guys, but I'm sitting on my tushie.　　236　　00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,780　　我开个玩笑　　It's a joke.　　237　　00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,510　　有点冷　　Not a good idea.　　238　　00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:45,690　　屁垫就是屁股吧　　"Tushie" Is buttocks, right?　　239　　00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,900　　-米错　　-搞笑　　- Right. - Hilarious.　　240　　00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,760　　这沙发是怎么回事　　Explain the couch.　　241　　00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:52,920　　一楼的住户今天搬家　　Oh, well, there were some people on the first floor moving out,　　242　　00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,320　　他们100刀贱卖给了我　　and they sold it to me for $100.　　243　　00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,960　　霍华德和拉杰帮我搬了进来　　Howard and Raj helped me bring it up.　　244　　00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,960　　我们的家具怎么不好了　　But what's wrong with the furniture we have?　　245　　00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,110　　就俩草坪椅而已　　They're lawn chairs.　　246　　00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,040　　别人来就没的坐了　　And there was no place for company.　　247　　00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,460　　你没意识到　　我这是故意的嘛　　Did it occur to you that was by design?　　248　　00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,320　　根据室友协议　　According to the roommate agreement,　　249　　00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:13,060　　我有权使用 50%立方米的公共区域　　I'm entitled to allocate 50% of the cubic footage of the common areas.　　250　　00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:16,400　　但你没有发邮件事先告知我 所以还是违规了　　But you didn't notify me by e-mail, so this is still a breach.　　251　　00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,050　　我告知你了　　I did notify you.　　252　　00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:21,010　　是吗　　Oh, you did, did you?　　253　　00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,870　　真见鬼　　Oh, drat!　　254　　00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:42,450　　被垃圾邮件过滤器害惨了　　Hoisted by my own spam filter.　　255　　00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,490　　干垃圾邮件过滤器毛事了　　What am I doing in your spam folder?　　256　　00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,860　　自你上次发我一张弹钢琴的猫咪图　　I put you there after you forwarded me　　257　　00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:50,300　　标题还说什么"很搞笑"　　我就把你给扔垃圾邮件里去了　　a picture of a cat playing the piano, entitled "This is funny."　　258　　00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,570　　那个我看过　　Oh, yeah, I saw that.　　259　　00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,040　　太搞笑了　　That was hilarious.　　260　　00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,000　　这和电梯有什么关系　　Okay, what does all this have to do with the elevator?　　261　　00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,290　　别急嘛　　就说到了　　I'm getting to it.　　262　　00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:02,440　　等到微软出了自己的播放器 到时你就等着后悔吧　　I assure you, you'll be sorry you wasted your money on an iPod　　263　　00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,540　　把钱浪费在一文不值滴苹果机上　　when Microsoft comes out with theirs.　　264　　00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:09,330　　你对所有东西都有意见吗　　Okay, do you have an opinion about everything?　　265　　00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,780　　对　　Yes.　　266　　00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,900　　你还假设你永远正确吗　　And you just assume you're always right?　　267　　00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,030　　这可不是假设　　而是事实　　It's not an assumption.　　268　　00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,100　　和我换个座位　　Change seats with me.　　269　　00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,770　　-干嘛　　-我不喜欢这个位子　　- Why? - I don't like this spot.　　270　　00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:23,230　　讲话还得不停转头　　I have to keep turning my head.　　271　　00:13:23,830 --> 00:13:24,940　　好吧　　Fine.　　272　　00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:28,290　　哇哦　　巴比伦5号开始了　　Ooh, it's time for Babylon 5!　　273　　00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,020　　这里可不看巴比伦5号　　We don't watch Babylon 5 in this apartment.　　274　　00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:31,870　　为什么　　Why not?　　275　　00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,940　　因为没人爱看　　Because no one likes Babylon 5.　　276　　00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:35,270　　我就爱看　　I like it.　　277　　00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,540　　-我也爱看　　-我也是　　- Me, too. - So do I.　　278　　00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,900　　得了　　三比一　　There you go-- three against one.　　279　　00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,180　　他们又没投票权　　They don't get a vote.　　280　　00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,360　　所以应该是一比一　　It's one against one.　　281　　00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:42,030　　而根据室友协议　　And according to the roommate agreement,　　282　　00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,310　　如果平局就由我说了算　　all ties will be settled by me.　　283　　00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,190　　但我没同意　　But I said no to that.　　284　　00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,650　　可我同意了　　And I said yes.　　285　　00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,680　　而平局则由我说了算　　And I settle all ties.　　286　　00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,430　　和我换座位　　Change seats with me.　　287　　00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,310　　干嘛　　Why?　　288　　00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,040　　这里有穿堂风吹我脖子　　There's a draft on my neck over here.　　289　　00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,710　　那我被吹了怎么办　　So, I get the draft?　　290　　00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,430　　你穿高领套头衫呢　　没事　　You're protected by your turtleneck.　　291　　00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,000　　好吧　　Fine.　　292　　00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:10,070　　这是件V领假衬衫　　And it's a dickey.　　293　　00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,100　　还是觉得不自在　　I'm still not comfortable.　　294　　00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:23,830　　难怪了　　Of course.　　295　　00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,030　　人太多了　　There's too many people here.　　296　　00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,970　　这容易解决　　We can fix that.　　297　　00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,050　　我们撤　　Let's leave.　　298　　00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,350　　就是　　去我家好了　　Yeah, we can go over to my place.　　299　　00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,260　　等下　　Wait.　　300　　00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,530　　我去拿外套　　Let me get my jacket.　　301　　00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,990　　-我们不带你一起　　-为什么　　- You're not going with us. - Why not?　　302　　00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,460　　我们就是为了摆脱你　　You're the guy we're trying to get away from.　　303　　00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,220　　既然如此　　外套就能免了　　Well, in that case, I don't need my jacket.　　304　　00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,480　　强调一下句法错误　　And for the record, the correct syntax is:　　305　　00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,640　　应该是: 我就是你们要摆脱的那个人　　I'm the guy from whom you're trying to get away.　　306　　00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,630　　这才对　　Oh, yes.　　307　　00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,040　　这才是我的专属座位　　This is definitely going to be my spot.　　308　　00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:10,650　　好吧　　Okay.　　309　　00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,740　　你咋知道他说的什么　　你都不在屋里了　　How do you know he said that? You left the room.　　310　　00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,670　　到底想不想我给你涂完你的大脚丫了　　Hey, do you want me to finish working on your man feet or not?　　311　　00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,910　　好啦　　说下去　　Fine. Go ahead.　　312　　00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:23,180　　霍华德　　你有小伙伴来玩吗　　Howard, are you having a playdate?　　313　　00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:24,990　　才不是小伙伴　　I don't have playdates!　　314　　00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,860　　是我同事　　I have colleagues!　　315　　00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:30,500　　他们父母知道他们来这的吧　　Do their parents know they're here?　　316　　00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:34,340　　不　　但你继续吼的话　　他们可能就能听到　　No, but if you keep screaming, maybe they'll hear you!　　317　　00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,340　　那是你爸吗　　That your dad?　　318　　00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,680　　她脸上再长点胡子的话　　就差不多了　　She grows any more hair on her face, yes.　　319　　00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:50,150　　天 那是两级火箭吗　　Oh, man. Is that a two-stage rocket?　　320　　00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,860　　三级火箭　　我自己设计的引擎　　Three. I designed the engine myself.　　321　　00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:55,230　　酷　　速度能达一马赫以上吗　　Cool. Can it break Mach 1?　　322　　00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:58,060　　有可能的　　只要政府正在研究的　　Oh, probably, if I could get my hands on that new fuel　　323　　00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,040　　那项新燃料项目被我弄到手　　the government's been working on.　　324　　00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,180　　今天可能就是你的幸运日　　Oh, this just might be your lucky day.　　325　　00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:07,020　　霍华德　　我放柜子上的奥利奥饼干呢　　Howard, what happened to the Oreos I left on the counter?!　　326　　00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:11,240　　我没见过你的奥利奥　　I haven't seen your Oreos!　　327　　00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:14,310　　就别边吃边洗澡了　　Just take your bath without them!　　328　　00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,250　　为什么说那天是他的幸运日　　So, why was it his lucky day?　　329　　00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,520　　因为我公寓里 恰好就有一点火箭燃料　　Well, it turns out I had a little rocket fuel in the apartment.　　330　　00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,220　　你公寓里放火箭燃料干嘛　　What were you doing with rocket fuel in your apartment?　　331　　00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:28,520　　乔伊斯·金对我的工作有点好奇　　Joyce Kim was kind of curious about what I did for a living,　　332　　00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,950　　我是想给她展示一下　　and I was going to kind of show it to her.　　333　　00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,360　　那并不重要　　重点是　　It's not important. The point is,　　334　　00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,400　　我们仨回到了公寓　　the guys and I went back to the apartment.　　335　　00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,970　　你到底讲不讲电梯的事啊　　Are we ever going to get to the elevator?　　336　　00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,000　　马上就讲到了　　Yeah, we're really close.　　337　　00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,200　　我们回到了公寓　　Uh, uh, we're at the apartment.　　338　　00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,170" type="audio/mpeg" />-->