00:02:19,200　　■　　3　　00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:23,210　　翻译：YY　　米小勒　　小蛮腰　　海因里希　　4　　00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:23,210　　■　　5　　00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:27,210　　后期：孤帆　　时间轴：YY　　6　　00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:27,210　　■　　7　　00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:31,210　　校对：Vin　　总监：YY　　8　　00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:31,210　　■　　9　　00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:35,110　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第六集　　10　　00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:06,510　　有问题吗　　Problem?　　11　　00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:08,920　　这是我吃过最难吃的脆皮水果派　　This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten.　　12　　00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,090　　味道就跟出自一个初级的补鞋匠之手一样　　It tastes like it's made of actual ground-up shoemaker.　　13　　00:00:13,090 --> 00:00:16,660　　真好笑　　"cobbler"一词两意都点到了　　Amusing. A play on the two meanings of "cobbler."　　14　　00:00:13,090 --> 00:00:16,660　　cobbler既有水果派也有鞋匠的意思　　15　　00:00:19,390 --> 00:00:21,900　　伙计们　　猜猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了　　Hey　　guys. Guess who I found at LAX?　　16　　00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,230　　我的妹妹普丽娅　　My baby sister Priya.　　17　　00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,400　　抱歉　　我反对　　Excuse me　　I object.　　18　　00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,600　　你提出的是一个猜谜游戏　　You propose a guessing game　　19　　00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,570　　可是你一点猜的时间都不给我　　yet you don't give me enough time to guess.　　20　　00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:32,210　　声明一下　　我本来就打算说　　For the record　　I was going to say:　　21　　00:00:32,210 --> 00:00:33,470　　"你的妹妹普丽娅"　　"Your sister Priya."　　22　　00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:37,040　　谢尔顿　　你一点都没变　　对吧　　Oh　　Sheldon. You haven't changed a bit　　have you?　　23　　00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,150　　我为什么要变　　Why would I change?　　24　　00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,310　　她的本意其实是　　The hope has been that　　25　　00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:42,380　　你最终能变得正常一点　　you'd eventually bend to public opinion.　　26　　00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:45,520　　普丽娅　　什么风把你吹来洛杉矶　　So　　Priya　　what brings you back to L.A.?　　27　　00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,650　　我本来要去多伦多　　但我得在这滞留一天　　I have a one-day layover on my way to Toronto.　　28　　00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:49,060　　企业并购　　Corporate merger.　　29　　00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:50,160　　你们相信吗　　Can you believe it?　　30　　00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,520　　小普丽娅是印度最大汽车公司　　Little Priya's one of the lead attorneys　　31　　00:00:51,530 --> 00:00:52,960　　首席律师之一　　for the biggest car company in India.　　32　　00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,000　　鉴于当时咱们见面　　她已经从法学院毕业了　　Given that when we met her　　she was finishing law school　　33　　00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,370　　而且正打算去一家大的印度汽车公司实习　　and planning an internship at a large Indian car company　　34　　00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:01,270　　这个结果其实相当合理　　it's actually extremely plausible.　　35　　00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:04,740　　你怎么就这么惹人嫌呢　　And your poll numbers just keep dropping.　　36　　00:01:05,510 --> 00:01:07,040　　虽然我很想跟大家一起聊聊　　I want to catch up with all of you　　37　　00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,780　　但我得先去上个厕所　　but first I really must visit the loo.　　38　　00:01:08,780 --> 00:01:10,940　　我也去　　我给你指路吧　　I'm going　　too; I'll show you where it is.　　39　　00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,210　　好的　　虽然这不用明讲　　All right　　this goes without saying　　40　　00:01:13,210 --> 00:01:14,910　　但是无论如何我还是重申一下　　but I'm just going to say it anyway.　　41　　00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,180　　不许碰我妹妹　　Hands off my sister.　　42　　00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:21,020　　我干嘛碰她　　她浑身布满了飞机细菌　　Why would I touch her? She's covered with airplane germs.　　43　　00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:24,660　　我当然不是跟你说　　我是跟他说　　I'm so not talking to you. I'm talking to him.　　44　　00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:28,360　　-喂　　我都是有女朋友的人了　　-拜托　　- Hey. I've got a girlfriend now.　　- Oh　　please.　　45　　00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,160　　我的妹妹比你那女友辣多了　　My sister's much hotter than your girlfriend　　46　　00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,430　　这点你心知肚明　　and you know it.　　47　　00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:33,370　　她们俩都很辣行了吧　　Let's just agree they're both hot.　　48　　00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:36,540　　但是伙计　　你说的可是我妹妹　　But dude　　that's my sister you're talking about!　　49　　00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:38,310　　算了　　不说这个话题　　Okay　　forget who's hotter.　　50　　00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:41,340　　普丽娅第一次来洛杉矶时　　我和莱纳德　　The first time Priya came to L.A.　　Leonard and I made a pact　　51　　00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:44,040　　出于对我们友情以及对你的尊敬　　out of respect to our friendship and to you　　52　　00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:46,150　　我们约定　　谁也不能泡你妹妹　　that neither of us would hit on her.　　53　　00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:47,780　　你们拉钩钩了吗　　Did you pinky-swear?　　54　　00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,250　　当然　　Yes.　　55　　00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,990　　那好吧　　Okay　　then.　　56　　00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:58,120　　补鞋匠的水果派　　我到现在还忍不住发笑　　Cobbler. I'm still laughing.　　57　　00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,490　　真高兴再次见到你 莱纳德　　It's really nice to see you again　　Leonard.　　58　　00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,600　　是啊　　我也很高兴见到你　　Yeah. It's good to see you　　too.　　59　　00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,600　　你到了　　Here you go.　　60　　00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,770　　谢谢　　Thanks.　　61　　00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,640　　哇哦　　哇哦　　哇哦　　Whoa　　whoa　　whoa　　whoa　　whoa!　　62　　00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:14,810　　继续　　Okay.　　63　　00:02:41,873 --> 00:02:44,219　　你跟你的妹妹有什么特别计划吗　　So you got any special plans with your sister?　　64　　00:02:44,219 --> 00:02:46,619　　没有　　就是一起出去玩　　Oh　　not really. Just hang out.　　65　　00:02:46,619 --> 00:02:49,289　　我总是跟人说　　如果你只能在　　I always tell people　　"If you have only one day　　66　　00:02:49,289 --> 00:02:52,859　　洛杉矶呆一天　　火车一日游是最佳选择　　in Los Angeles　　make it a train day."　　67　　00:02:52,859 --> 00:02:54,659　　火车一日游　　Train day?　　68　　00:02:54,659 --> 00:02:58,029　　乐趣始于在影城的卡尼餐厅吃早午饭　　The fun starts with brunch at Carney's in Studio City　　69　　00:02:58,029 --> 00:03:01,169　　在改造过的铁路餐车里　　有一个热狗站　　a hotdog stand in a converted railroad dining car.　　70　　00:03:01,169 --> 00:03:03,099　　下一站　　Travel Town　　Next stop　　Travel Town　　71　　00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:06,599　　一家户外的博物馆　　专门展出1880年至1930年的　　an outdoor museum featuring 43 railroad engines　　72　　00:03:06,609 --> 00:03:10,209　　铁路引擎　　汽车　　和其他轨道车辆　　cars　　and other rolling stock from the 1880s to the 1930s.　　73　　00:03:10,209 --> 00:03:14,179　　最后　　我们在浮华与魅力并存的好莱坞下车　　And　　finally　　we're off to the glitz and glamour of Hollywood　　74　　00:03:14,179 --> 00:03:18,079　　对　　就在好莱坞的卡尼餐厅吃晚饭　　for dinner at--that's right-- the Hollywood Carney's　　75　　00:03:18,079 --> 00:03:22,949　　那是另外一个改造过的铁路餐车热狗站　　a hotdog stand in a different converted railroad dining car.　　76　　00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:26,059　　我们才不会玩这个　　I don't think we're going to do that.　　77　　00:03:26,059 --> 00:03:29,489　　显然　　你讨厌寻乐　　Well　　then apparently you hate fun.　　78　　00:03:33,829 --> 00:03:35,929　　普丽娅还没回来呢　　Priya's not back yet?　　79　　00:03:35,929 --> 00:03:37,399　　这很正常　　Well　　I guess that's not unusual.　　80　　00:03:37,399 --> 00:03:39,799　　女人　　男人　　一个蹲着一个站着　　Women　　men　　the whole sitting-standing deal.　　81　　00:03:39,799 --> 00:03:41,269　　咱们刚才聊到哪里了　　So what are we talking about?　　82　　00:03:41,269 --> 00:03:42,939　　我和普丽娅的出游计划　　Uh　　my plans with Priya.　　83　　00:03:42,939 --> 00:03:44,909　　他拒绝火车一日游　　He rejected Train Day.　　84　　00:03:44,909 --> 00:03:47,479　　你有说清楚那是两辆不同的火车车厢　　Did you make it clear that it's two different train cars　　85　　00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:49,349　　改造成的热狗站吗　　turned into hotdog stands?　　86　　00:03:49,349 --> 00:03:51,079　　十分清楚　　Abundantly.　　87　　00:03:51,079 --> 00:03:52,979　　我想他就是讨厌寻乐　　I guess he just hates fun.　　88　　00:03:52,979 --> 00:03:56,419　　我也是这么说的　　That's what I said!　　89　　00:03:58,919 --> 00:04:01,229　　好了　　你们有什么资讯　　Okay　　so... what's new with you guys?　　90　　00:04:01,229 --> 00:04:02,659　　我有女朋友了　　I have a girlfriend now.　　91　　00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,029　　不错嘛　　Hey　　good for you!　　92　　00:04:04,029 --> 00:04:05,699　　嗯　　我就想让大家都知道　　Yeah　　I just want to put it out there　　93　　00:04:05,699 --> 00:04:06,759　　以防我不经意　　in case I inadvertently　　94　　00:04:06,769 --> 00:04:09,529　　朝你喷射出我的性引诱外激素　　squirt any pheromones in your direction.　　95　　00:04:10,299 --> 00:04:11,469　　满意了吧　　Happy?　　96　　00:04:13,639 --> 00:04:16,109　　普丽娅　　你有什么安排吗　　So　　Priya　　what are your plans while you're here?　　97　　00:04:16,109 --> 00:04:18,109　　我不知道　　我只有一天时间　　I don't know. I just have the one day.　　98　　00:04:18,109 --> 00:04:21,309　　你喜欢火车吗　　Do you like trains?　　99　　00:04:21,309 --> 00:04:22,779　　不是特别喜欢　　Not particularly.　　100　　00:04:25,749 --> 00:04:29,949　　那你在机场上等着登机就好了　　You might as well just wait at the airport for your flight.　　101　　00:04:31,119 --> 00:04:33,159　　你在一片森林当中　　"You are in a forest.　　102　　00:04:33,159 --> 00:04:34,829　　在西面　　有一片流沙　　"There is quicksand to the west　　103　　00:04:34,829 --> 00:04:38,859　　有一条通向东面的路　　a path leads to the east."　　104　　00:04:38,859 --> 00:04:41,569　　去东面　　Go east.　　105　　00:04:41,569 --> 00:04:45,499　　一道铁门挡住了你的路　　"An iron gate blocks your way."　　106　　00:04:45,499 --> 00:04:48,239　　开门　　Open gate.　　107　　00:04:48,239 --> 00:04:49,739　　上锁了　　"It's locked."　　108　　00:04:49,739 --> 00:04:51,909　　这样啊　　Hmm.　　109　　00:04:51, 909 --> 00:04:54,079　　那算了　　Well　　so much for that.　　110　　00:04:57,419 --> 00:04:59,279　　很晚了　　你怎么还不睡　　It's getting pretty late. How come you're still up?　　111　　00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:03,319　　我刚在网上发现了一款游戏模拟器　　I found an emulator online that lets you play classic text-based　　112　　00:05:03,319 --> 00:05:05,789　　可以玩上世纪80年代的经典文字游戏　　computer games from the 1980s.　　113　　00:05:05,789 --> 00:05:07,219　　不错啊　　That's pretty cool.　　114　　00:05:07,229 --> 00:05:10,629　　当然了　　因为它用到了世界上最强大的图像处理器　　Oh　　yes. It runs on the world's most powerful graphics chip:　　115　　00:05:10,629 --> 00:05:12,899　　想象力　　imagination.　　116　　00:05:12,899 --> 00:05:15,699　　你倒是真该好好发掘一下　　You've really got to get out more.　　117　　00:05:17,599 --> 00:05:19,739　　向北走　　Go north.　　118　　00:05:19,739 --> 00:05:21,909　　你不能走这条路　　"You can't go that way."　　119　　00:05:21,909 --> 00:05:23,639　　向西走　　Go west.　　120　　00:05:23,639 --> 00:05:26,039　　巨魔挡住了你的道路　　"A troll blocks your passage."　　121　　00:05:26,039 --> 00:05:28,349　　好吧　　系好你的安全带　　Okay. Fasten your seatbelts.　　122　　00:05:29,749 --> 00:05:31,979　　剿灭巨魔　　Kill troll.　　123　　00:05:31,979 --> 00:05:33,619　　用什么　　"With what?"　　124　　00:05:33,619 --> 00:05:35,719　　用剑　　With sword.　　125　　00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,689　　你没有剑　　"You don't have the sword."　　126　　00:05:37,689 --> 00:05:40,859　　天呐　　这种倒霉事真降临到我头上了　　Good golly　　it's as if it's actually happening to me.　　127　　00:05:43,029 --> 00:05:44,659　　拉杰总算上床睡了　　Raj finally went to bed.　　128　　00:05:47,629 --> 00:05:50,069　　可谢尔顿还没睡　　Sheldon's still up.　　129　　00:05:50,069 --> 00:05:51,839　　你跟我说过他九点会睡的　　You said he goes to bed at 9:00.　　130　　00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,539　　他的确应该睡了　　但他刚痴迷于一款电脑游戏...　　Yeah　　he does　　but he got caught up in a computer game and...　　131　　00:05:54,539 --> 00:05:57,269　　用斧头击杀巨魔　　Hit troll with axe!　　132　　00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,639　　用斧头击杀巨魔　　Hit troll with axe!　　133　　00:06:00,649 --> 00:06:03,309　　用斧头击杀巨魔　　Hit troll with axe!　　134　　00:06:03,309 --> 00:06:05,719　　服了　　这真是个顽强的巨魔　　My　　this is one tough troll.　　135　　00:06:05,719 --> 00:06:07,379　　你没法摆脱他吗　　Can't you get rid of him?　　136　　00:06:07,389 --> 00:06:10,189　　根据以往经验　　不可能　　If the past is any indication　　no.　　137　　00:06:10,189 --> 00:06:12,359　　莱纳德　　我陷进流沙里了　　Leonard　　I'm trapped in quicksand!　　138　　00:06:12,359 --> 00:06:15,189　　这斧头在拖我下去呢　　The axe is dragging me down!　　139　　00:06:15,189 --> 00:06:16,289　　扔掉斧头　　Drop axe!　　140　　00:06:16,289 --> 00:06:18,829　　扔掉斧头　　英明　　Drop axe　　brilliant!　　141　　00:06:19,759 --> 00:06:23,169　　稍等一下　　Give me a minute.　　142　　00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:26,669　　-谢尔顿　　-等一下　　- Sheldon. - Hold on.　　143　　00:06:26,669 --> 00:06:28,669　　我正在思考如何能拿到桶　　Trying to figure out how to get the bucket　　144　　00:06:28,669 --> 00:06:31,139　　这样我就能扛着泥土越过那条龙了　　so I can carry the mud past the dragon.　　145　　00:06:31,139 --> 00:06:34,479　　-谢尔顿　　你还得早起工作呢　　-我知道　　- Sheldon　　you need to work in the morning. - I know!　　146　　00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:35,479　　那还不赶紧睡觉　　Well　　then bed　　mister!　　147　　00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:37,819　　再给我五分钟嘛　　Five more minutes!　　148　　00:06:37,819 --> 00:06:39,219　　你确定吗　　Really?　　149　　00:06:39,219 --> 00:06:41,449　　你打算冒着在热力波动学研讨会上打瞌睡的　　You're going to risk getting sleepy in the middle of your　　150　　00:06:41,449 --> 00:06:42,719　　风险继续玩下去吗　　thermodynamic fluctuations seminar?　　151　　00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:45,119　　你知道自己在公众面前打哈欠的后果吧　　You know what happens when you yawn in public.　　152　　00:06:48,829 --> 00:06:52,529　　大家都会看着我形态奇异的小舌头　　Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvula.　　153　　00:06:54,069 --> 00:06:55,569　　你也不想看到这个画面吧　　You don't want that　　do you?　　154　　00:06:56,429 --> 00:06:58,799　　不想　　No.　　155　　00:06:58,799 --> 00:07:03,639　　但我们社会嘲笑奇异舌头的做法是可耻的　　But it's a shame our society mocks the differently uvulated.　　156　　00:07:05,139 --> 00:07:06,179　　刚才谁敲门了　　Who was at the door?　　157　　00:07:06,179 --> 00:07:08,179　　呃　　楼管员　　Uh　　building manager.　　158　　00:07:08,179 --> 00:07:10,049　　他们要来修个管子　　They have to fix a pipe　　159　　00:07:10,049 --> 00:07:12,719　　所以明天中午到下午两点会停水　　so the water'll be off tomorrow from noon to 2:00.　　160　　00:07:12,719 --> 00:07:14,249　　这是让人无法接受的　　That's unacceptable.　　161　　00:07:14,249 --> 00:07:15,689　　我们理应提前得到书面通知的　　We're supposed to be given written notice.　　162　　00:07:15,689 --> 00:07:17,489　　没关系的　　反正我们到时候也是在工作的　　Well　　no　　it doesn't matter-- we'll be at work.　　163　　00:07:17,489 --> 00:07:20,359　　如果我不小心把番茄汤撒到衣服上怎么办　　What if I spill tomato soup on my shirt　　164　　00:07:20,359 --> 00:07:21,729　　我必须回家来换　　and have to come home to change　　165　　00:07:21,729 --> 00:07:24,089　　结果发现没有水来泡洗衣粉吗　　only to find there's no water for an enzyme soak?　　166　　00:07:24,099 --> 00:07:26,199　　别忘了分叉的小舌头　　谢尔顿　　Bifurcated uvula　　Sheldon!　　167　　00:07:26,999 --> 00:07:29,099　　那我明天吃鸡肉面吧　　晚安　　I'll have the chicken noodle. Good night!　　168　　00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,669　　我们一定得注意小声点　　We're going to have to be very quiet.　　169　　00:07:40,249 --> 00:07:42,349　　我想到如何拿到桶了　　I know how to get the bucket!　　170　　00:07:42,349 --> 00:07:44,309　　我可以反过来握斧头　　I can turn the axe around　　171　　00:07:44,319 --> 00:07:46,849　　然后用斧头把钩到水桶　　and use the handle to reach it.　　172　　00:07:46,849 --> 00:07:48,819　　让我试试　　Let's see.　　173　　00:07:48,819 --> 00:07:51,259　　向北走　　Go north.　　174　　00:07:51,259 --> 00:07:52,859　　你现在身处森林　　"You are in a forest."　　175　　00:07:52,859 --> 00:07:54,559　　继续向北走　　Go north.　　176　　00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:55,989　　你仍然身处森林　　"You are in a forest."　　177　　00:07:55,989 --> 00:07:57,429　　再往北走呢　　Go north.　　178　　00:07:57,429 --> 00:08:00,099　　你还是身处森林　　天呐　　我想我迷路了　　"You are in a forest." Oh dear　　I believe I'm lost.　　179　　00:08:00,099 --> 00:08:02,169　　我还是明天从头再玩吧　　Well　　I'll just have to get a fresh start tomorrow.　　180　　00:08:02,169 --> 00:08:04,069　　不不不　　你刚才只不过方向搞错了而已　　No　　no　　no! You just took a wrong turn.　　181　　00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,539　　你只要把图画出来就行了　　You just need to map it out.　　182　　00:08:05,539 --> 00:08:06,539　　来吧　　我来帮你　　Come on　　I'll help you.　　183　　00:08:06,539 --> 00:08:09,739　　你停在了小溪旁　　然后向北走了三次对吧　　So you stopped at the stream　　and you turned north three times?　　184　　00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,479　　是的　　Yes.　　185　　00:08:10,479 --> 00:08:12,479　　你说对了　　你是迷路了　　祝你好运　　You're right. You're lost. Good luck.　　186　　00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:21,119　　莱纳德　　醒醒　　Leonard. Wake up.　　187　　00:08:21,119 --> 00:08:22,119　　抱歉　　Huh? Wh-- Sorry.　　188　　00:08:22,119 --> 00:08:23,649　　抱歉什么啊　　For what?　　189　　00:08:23,659 --> 00:08:26,089　　我也不知道　　只要我跟女孩子同床共枕后　　I don't know. When I'm in bed with a girl　　it's just--　　190　　00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,989　　这就是我的条件反射应答　　it's my go-to response.　　191　　00:08:27,989 --> 00:08:29,989　　已经六点了　　我得在拉杰睡醒　　It's 6:00. I have to get back to Raj's　　192　　00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:31,829　　发现我不见了之前　　赶紧回去了　　before he wakes up and realizes I'm gone.　　193　　00:08:31,829 --> 00:08:34,199　　哦　　那好吧　　Oh. Right. Sure.　　194　　00:08:34,199 --> 00:08:36,729　　我真希望你能在洛杉矶待久点　　I wish you could stay in L.A. a while longer.　　195　　00:08:36,729 --> 00:08:37,729　　我也想啊　　Mmm　　me　　too.　　196　　00:08:37,739 --> 00:08:39,269　　知道吗　　我刚才一直在想　　You know　　I was thinking　　197　　00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,169　　印度其实也有这么多先进的实验设施了　　there are some great research facilities in India.　　198　　00:08:42,169 --> 00:08:44,979　　你想说什么　　莱纳德　　Where are you going with this　　Leonard?　　199　　00:08:44,979 --> 00:08:48,749　　我其实想说　　反正我在这也没啥牵挂　　Well　　I'm just saying　　you know　　I don't have any real ties here　　200　　00:08:48,749 --> 00:08:51,949　　我也可以搬去新德里[印度城市]　　我们可以一起　　你懂得　　so if I were to move to New Delhi　　we could　　you know--　　201　　00:08:52,149 --> 00:08:54,819　　出去玩玩　　go out.　　202　　00:08:54,819 --> 00:08:58,459　　莱纳德　　我们五年前不就谈过这个了吗　　Leonard　　didn't we have this conversation five years ago?　　203　　00:08:58,459 --> 00:08:59,419　　是这样的　　但是...　　Well　　yes　　but...　　204　　00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:00,659　　今非昔比了嘛　　things have changed.　　205　　00:09:00,659 --> 00:09:02,259　　你也长大了　　我也长大了　　You know　　you're older　　I'm older--　　206　　00:09:02,259 --> 00:09:04,459　　看吧　　再也没什么漫画英雄的床单了　　Look　　no more superhero bed sheets.　　207　　00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:05,929　　亲爱的　　Sweetheart　　208　　00:09:05,929 --> 00:09:08,929　　我们在一起很愉快　　并不意味着　　just because we have fun when I come to town doesn't mean　　209　　00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:11,539　　我想要开展一段正式的感情生活　　I want to have a serious relationship.　　210　　00:09:11,539 --> 00:09:13,899　　-不想吗　　-不想　　- It doesn't? - Mm-mm.　　211　　00:09:13,909 --> 00:09:17,169　　此外　　我永远也不可能介绍个白种男孩给我的父母　　And besides　　I could never bring a white boy home to my parents.　　212　　00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,239　　他们宁愿要头牛　　They'd have a cow.　　213　　00:09:19,239 --> 00:09:21,879　　这在印度可就很大件事了　　Which is a much bigger deal in India.　　214　　00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:24,309　　我也没很纯的白人血统啦　　I'm not that white.　　215　　00:09:24,319 --> 00:09:26,379　　我的高祖母有一半彻罗基[印第安族]血统　　My great-great-grandmother was half Cherokee.　　216　　00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:29,449　　我知道虽然不是真正的印度血统　　但也算印什么了啊　　I know that's not the right kind of Indian　　but it is something.　　217　　00:09:29,449 --> 00:09:31,149　　你真有趣　　You're funny.　　218　　00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:32,489　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　219　　00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,659　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　220　　00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:35,159　　莱纳德　　Leonard?　　221　　00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:37,029　　啥事　　What?　　222　　00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:38,629　　我听到了女人的笑声　　I heard a woman laughing.　　223　　00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:43,029　　哦　　我刚才想试试自己能否笑得像个女人　　Oh　　uh　　yeah. I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman.　　224　　00:09:44,999 --> 00:09:47,669　　哦　　那做的不错啊　　很真实啊　　Oh! Well　　good job. Quite convincing.　　225　　00:09:48,369 --> 00:09:50,139　　我闻到了香水味　　I smell perfume.　　226　　00:09:50,139 --> 00:09:51,209　　空气清洗剂的味道　　Air freshener.　　227　　00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:54,779　　你这脸颊和脖子上是口红吗　　And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck?　　228　　00:09:54,779 --> 00:09:56,109　　是疹子　　很严重的疹子　　Rash. That's a bad rash.　　229　　00:09:56,109 --> 00:09:57,709　　深表同情　　My sympathies.　　230　　00:09:57,719 --> 00:10:01,219　　我很了解这种红色祸害　　也就是皮炎　　I'm no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis.　　231　　00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,219　　我在我的乳液和软膏系列里　　Can I interest you in a topical steroid　　232　　00:10:05,219 --> 00:10:07,189　　帮你找一种管用的类固醇好吗　　from my lotion and unguent collection?　　233　　00:10:07,989 --> 00:10:10,189　　好啊　　好啊　　这主意不错　　Uh　　yeah　　yeah　　that sounds great.　　234　　00:10:10,189 --> 00:10:12,359　　很好　　我相信我可以找到　　Very well. I'm sure I can find something　　235　　00:10:12,359 --> 00:10:14,099　　帮你止痒的东西　　that will help you ditch that itch.　　236　　00:10:15,829 --> 00:10:18,239　　好了　　他去洗手间了　　我们走　　Okay　　he's in the bathroom. Let's go.　　237　　00:10:21,239 --> 00:10:23,909　　你喜欢软膏还是霜剂　　Do you prefer ointment or cream?　　238　　00:10:26,779 --> 00:10:27,309　　霜剂　　Cream.　　239　　00:10:27,309 --> 00:10:28,649　　要不要含麻醉添加剂的　　With or without a numbing agent?　　240　　00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:29,649　　不要　　Without.　　241　　00:10:29,649 --> 00:10:31,049　　真的吗　　莱纳德　　Really　　Leonard?　　242　　00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:33,719　　有皮炎的时候可不能逞英雄　　There are no heroes when it comes to dermatitis.　　243　　00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:35,669　　好吧　　那就要　　Fine. With.　　244　　00:10:35,819 --> 00:10:37,649　　处方药还是非处方的强效药　　Prescription or non-prescription strength?　　245　　00:10:37,659 --> 00:10:39,089　　发挥你的判断力吧　　Use your best judgment.　　246　　00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:43,859　　我有一支很不错的2009年的肛泰软膏　　Well　　I think I have a nice 2009 AnaMantle HC.　　247　　00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:47,259　　通常是针对严重发炎的痔疮的　　It's usually indicated for acutely inflamed hemorrhoids　　248　　00:10:47,269 --> 00:10:50,529　　但是对非粘膜器官也管用　　but it also goes nicely with non-mucosal body parts.　　249　　00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:53,669　　听起来不错　　Sounds great.　　250　　00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:55,309　　明智的选择　　Excellent choice.　　251　　00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:58,719　　好了　　快点　　快点　　快点　　Okay　　hurry　　hurry　　hurry.　　252　　00:11:00,549 --> 00:11:02,359　　快走　　快走　　快走　　Come on　　come on　　come on.　　253　　00:11:04,909 --> 00:11:05,799　　普丽娅　　Priya?　　254　　00:11:07,219 --> 00:11:08,309　　早上好　　谢尔顿　　Good morning　　Sheldon.　　255　　00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:13,389　　羞耻呀　　莱纳德　　羞耻　　For shame　　Leonard　　for shame.　　256　　00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:17,859　　我居然还差点准备　　And to think　　I was ready to waste　　257　　00:11:17,859 --> 00:11:20,149　　把我最后一点好用的痔疮霜浪费在你身上　　the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you.　　258　　00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,309　　挺开心的啊　　Making pretty good time　　huh?　　259　　00:11:29,349 --> 00:11:31,939　　你真的想说这个吗　　莱纳德　　Is that really what you want to talk about　　Leonard?　　260　　00:11:32,789 --> 00:11:33,689　　不是　　No.　　261　　00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:35,659　　那你想说什么　　What do you want to talk about?　　262　　00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:36,789　　拜托别跟任何人说　　Please don't tell anyone　　263　　00:11:36,789 --> 00:11:38,259　　我跟拉杰的妹妹过夜了　　I spent the night with Raj's sister.　　264　　00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:40,259　　说出来了　　There it is.　　265　　00:11:41,229 --> 00:11:43,129　　要是有人问起来呢　　What if someone asks?　　266　　00:11:43,129 --> 00:11:45,729　　没人会问我是不是跟拉杰的妹妹过夜了　　No one's going to ask if I spent the night with Raj's sister.　　267　　00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,839　　或许吧　　但是他们可能会问我别的　　Perhaps　　but they might ask me something else.　　268　　00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,169　　-比如呢　　-比如说　　- Like what?　　- Like　　269　　00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,759　　莱纳德最近有没有做出背叛朋友的行为　　"Has Leonard betrayed any of his friends recently?"　　270　　00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:57,849　　普丽娅和我都是成年人了　　Priya and I are both adults.　　271　　00:11:57,849 --> 00:11:59,549　　我没有背叛拉杰　　I didn't betray Raj.　　272　　00:11:59,549 --> 00:12:03,039　　你有　　但是我指的是霍华德　　In fact　　you did　　but I was referring to Howard.　　273　　00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:04,189　　你在说什么　　What are you talking about?　　274　　00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:06,189　　2005年4月12日　　April 12　　2005.　　275　　00:12:06,189 --> 00:12:08,259　　在图卢卡湖的鲍勃大头娃汉堡店里　　Bob's Big Boy　　Toluca Lake.　　276　　00:12:08,259 --> 00:12:11,859　　拉杰第一次把普丽娅介绍给我们　　Raj had just introduced us to Priya for the first time.　　277　　00:12:11,859 --> 00:12:14,999　　她正在享受印度教禁止的美味食物　　She was enjoying the sweet taste of Hindu rebellion　　278　　00:12:14,999 --> 00:12:17,769　　那就是鲍勃超级大头娃牛肉堡　　in the form of a Bob's Super Big Boy hamburger.　　279　　00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:20,179　　为了维护你们的友谊　　In order to preserve your friendship　　280　　00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:22,239　　你和霍华德发拉钩钩说　　you and Howard made a pinky swear　　281　　00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,569　　你们俩人都不许追求她　　that neither of you would attempt to woo her.　　282　　00:12:25,069 --> 00:12:26,619　　我点了一份奶酪牛肉片　　I had a patty melt.　　283　　00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:29,649　　好吧　　我背叛了霍华德　　Okay　　fine　　I betrayed Howard.　　284　　00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,579　　-还有拉杰　　-好的　　还有拉杰　　- And Raj.　　- All right　　and Raj.　　285　　00:12:31,579 --> 00:12:32,659　　还有我　　And me.　　286　　00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:34,809　　你　　You?　　287　　00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:36,589　　你违反了室友协议中　　Violation of the Roommate Agreement's　　288　　00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,989　　有留宿客人要提前通知之一条款　　overnight guest notification clause.　　289　　00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:41,859　　好吧　　我是个令人讨厌的家伙　　Okay　　fine　　I-I'm a horrible human being.　　290　　00:12:41,859 --> 00:12:43,959　　我就是帕萨迪纳的达斯·维达　　I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena.　　291　　00:12:41,859 --> 00:12:43,959　　《星球大战》中的重要角色　　黑武士　　292　　00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:46,659　　你当达斯·维达还太矮了点　　You're far too short to be Darth Vader.　　293　　00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:50,039　　你最多也就是叛徒伊渥克[星球大战]　　At best you might be a turncoat Ewok.　　294　　00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:53,899　　我只是想说　　普丽娅已经走了　　My point is: Priya's gone and it would be much better　　295　　00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:56,609　　要是没人知道这件事就最好了　　if no one else found out about us.　　296　　00:12:57,439 --> 00:12:59,469　　你是说你想让我帮你保密　　You mean you want me to keep a secret?　　297　　00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:00,509　　是的　　Yes.　　298　　00:13:00,509 --> 00:13:02,179　　你知道我是保守不了秘密的　　You know I can't keep a secret.　　299　　00:13:02,179 --> 00:13:03,249　　你努力尝试的话就可以的　　You can if you try.　　300　　00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,479　　就这样想　　Think about it this way:　　301　　00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,379　　如果我是蝙蝠侠　　你是艾尔福　　um　　if I were Batman and you were Alfred　　302　　00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:07,379　　蝙蝠侠的管家　　303　　00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:09,319　　你一定可以对我的身份保密　　对吧　　you'd keep that secret　　right?　　304　　00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:12,119　　凭什么你是蝙蝠侠　　Why do you get to be Batman?　　305　　00:13:12,119 --> 00:13:14,259　　因为蝙蝠侠才有身份的秘密呀　　Because Batman has the secret.　　306　　00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:16,089　　艾尔福也有秘密的　　Alfred has secrets　　too.　　307　　00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:17,659　　-什么秘密　　-艾尔福知道　　- Like what?　　- Alfred knows　　308　　00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:19,329　　芭芭拉·科尔顿是蝙蝠女　　that Barbara Gordon is Batgirl.　　309　　00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:21,459　　而我刚刚就把这个秘密告诉了蝙蝠侠　　Which I've now just told to Batman.　　310　　00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:23,149　　你看　　我就是保守不了秘密　　See　　I cannot keep a secret.　　311　　00:13:27,269 --> 00:13:28,399　　挞哒　　Ta-dah!　　312　　00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,039　　什么　　What?　　313　　00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:31,379　　挞哒　　Ta-dah.　　314　　00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,409　　这是　　It's short for...　　315　　00:13:33,409 --> 00:13:35,379　　哒哒哒哒的缩减版　　Da-da-da-da! ?　　316　　00:13:36,529 --> 00:13:38,009　　谢尔顿　　我正忙着呢　　Kind of busy here　　Sheldon.　　317　　00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:39,349　　我知道　　所以我才缩减了　　I know　　that's why I shortened it.　　318　　00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:42,879　　你想干吗　　What do you want?　　319　　00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:46,589　　我是来给你提供昨晚的不在场证明的　　I came to go over your alibi for last night.　　320　　00:13:46,589 --> 00:13:48,019　　什么不在场证明　　What alibi?　　321　　00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:51,289　　你让我替你撒谎　　而你也知道　　You've asked me to lie on your behalf　　and as you know　　322　　00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:54,299　　我很讨厌没有提前准备的谎言　　I am deeply uncomfortable with impromptu dishonesty　　323　　00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:57,629　　所以我就给你准备了不在场的铁证　　so I've provided you with an ironclad alibi.　　324　　00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,299　　你昨晚不可能跟普丽娅过夜　　You couldn't have spent last night with Priya　　325　　00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,369　　因为你跟另一个女人在一起　　because you were with another woman.　　326　　00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:04,609　　我一定会后悔的　　Oh　　I'm so sure I'm gonna regret this　　327　　00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:07,709　　但我还是要问　　我跟谁在一起　　but who was I with?　　328　　00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:11,809　　风趣但作风随便的麦琪·麦凯瑞小姐　　The fun-loving an" type="audio/mpeg" />-->