00:02:57,510　　翻译：MADD　　Veronique　　小蛮腰　　YY　　4　　00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:57,510　　■　　5　　00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,510　　后期：鱼骨头　　时间轴：小e　　6　　00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,510　　■　　7　　00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:05,510　　校对：Vin　　总监：YY　　8　　00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:05,510　　■　　9　　00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:10,310　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第十五集　　10　　00:00:01,910 --> 00:00:04,130　　我对僵尸有一点困惑　　Here's what I wonder about zombies.　　11　　00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,750　　要是他们找不到人肉吃会怎么样　　What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat?　　12　　00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:11,380　　他们不可能饿死　　他们本来就是死人嘛　　They can't starve to death-- they're already dead.　　13　　00:00:12,190 --> 00:00:14,420　　你听听我的　　我昨晚花了一个小时在想　　You take this one. I spent an hour last night on　　14　　00:00:14,420 --> 00:00:15,870　　"既然吸血鬼在镜子里　　"How do vampires shave　　15　　00:00:15,870 --> 00:00:18,160　　都看不见自己　　他们是怎么给自己剃胡子的"　　when they can't see themselves in the mirror"?　　16　　00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,250　　衣冠楚楚的吸血鬼两两搭伴　　Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs　　17　　00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:23,490　　互相刮胡子　　解释完毕　　and shave each other-- case closed.　　18　　00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:26,950　　好吧　　那　　僵尸呢　　Yeah, okay, so, zombies.　　19　　00:00:26,950 --> 00:00:29,030　　我觉得这取决于僵尸的种类　　拉杰　　I guess it depends on the zombies, Raj.　　20　　00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:31,150　　我们现在说的是快僵尸还是慢僵尸　　Are we talking slow zombies, fast zombies?　　21　　00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:33,210　　在《28天》里面　　如果那些僵尸不吃东西　　Like, in 28 Days, if those zombies didn't eat,　　22　　00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:34,280　　-他们就会饿死　　-你说的是　　- they starved.　　- You're thinking　　23　　00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,490　　《惊变28天》　　of 28 Days Later.　　24　　00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:37,810　　《28天》里面桑德拉·布洛克去戒酒　　28 Days is where Sandra Bullock goes to rehab　　25　　00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:40,370　　结果让观众升华到濒死状态　　and puts the audience into an undead state.　　26　　00:00:41,230 --> 00:00:43,270　　喂　　不许你说桑德拉·布洛克坏话　　Hey, don't bag on Sandra Bullock!　　27　　00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:44,400　　你以为这样显得很有内涵　　You think it makes you look cultured,　　28　　00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,160　　但你表现出来的只是刻薄而已　　but you just come off as bitter.　　29　　00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,990　　12点方向　　希伯特博士　　Oh, Dr. Siebert, twelve o'clock.　　30　　00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:52,090　　为啥大学校长　　Why's the president of the university　　31　　00:00:52,090 --> 00:00:54,300　　要来食堂里视察呢　　slumming in the cafeteria?　　32　　00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:57,000　　也许他在模仿莎翁笔下的亨利五世　　Perhaps he's emulating Shakespeare's Henry V,　　33　　00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,170　　微服私访　　想知道在民间　　who dressed as a commoner and mingled among them,　　34　　00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:02,290　　他的臣民们是如何看待自己的　　to find out how he was being perceived by his subjects.　　35　　00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:04,380　　当然　　如果他看过我发给他的1300封　　Of course, if he'd have read any of the 1,300 e-mails　　36　　00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:06,390　　关于学校管理的邮件中的任何一封　　I've sent him on the subject of his administration,　　37　　00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:08,250　　他就不必这么费劲了　　he could have saved himself the trouble.　　38　　00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,230　　也可能是因为他听说今天周二有炸薯棒　　Or maybe he heard it's Tator Tot Tuesday.　　39　　00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,490　　反正我是因为这个才来的　　That's why I'm here.　　40　　00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:16,900　　嗨　　我最器重的天才们　　Hey, there's my favorite geniuses!　　41　　00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:18,670　　今天过得怎么样啊　　How are we doing today?　　42　　00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:20,330　　这取决于　　你打算　　That depends-- how much longer　　43　　00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,390　　在我的肩膀上抚摸多久　　do you plan on fondling my shoulder?　　44　　00:01:23,090 --> 00:01:25,780　　抱歉　　库珀博士　　我忘了你有爱抚恐惧症　　Sorry, Dr. Cooper, I forgot you have a touch phobia.　　45　　00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:28,680　　我不是怕人抚摸　　我是怕细菌　　It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia.　　46　　00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,870　　要是你愿意戴一双乳胶手套　　If you'd like to go put on a pair of latex gloves,　　47　　00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:32,620　　给我查疝气都没问题　　I'll let you check me for a hernia.　　48　　00:01:33,930 --> 00:01:34,990　　好吧　　Yeah.　　49　　00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:35,660　　听好了各位　　So, listen, fellas,　　50　　00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:37,650　　本周六晚上谁想去参加一个小宴会呢　　who's up for a little party this Saturday night?　　51　　00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:40,850　　美酒　　佳肴　　没准儿还会有几位甜妞　　Open bar, good eats, might even be a few pretty girls.　　52　　00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:41,850　　听起来很赞啊　　我去　　Sounds great! I'm in!　　53　　00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,100　　慢着　　Hold on.　　54　　00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,330　　就因为一位怪蜀黍给你们糖吃　　Just because the nice man is offering you candy,　　55　　00:01:45,330 --> 00:01:48,000　　并不意味着你就应该跳进人贩子的破车里　　doesn't mean you should jump into his windowless van.　　56　　00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:51,610　　究竟是什么场合啊　　What's the occasion?　　57　　00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,710　　就是本校的几位赞助者　　Just a little fund-raiser for the university.　　58　　00:01:53,710 --> 00:01:57,620　　啊哈　　沾满泪痕的气垫还在车后面呢　　Aha! The tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van.　　59　　00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:00,240　　你不情愿我很理解　　库珀博士　　I understand your reticence, Dr. Cooper,　　60　　00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,120　　我深表同情　　但残酷的事实摆在面前　　and I sympathize, but the hard facts are,　　61　　00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,270　　有时候我们不得不为了募集研究资金　　occasionally, we have to shake a few hands　　62　　00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:06,530　　而跟某些人溜须拍马　　and kiss a few butts to raise money for our research.　　63　　00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:08,400　　我不管　　这太下作了　　I don't care; it's demeaning.　　64　　00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,780　　我不愿想像只德州博览会的冠军猪一样　　And I refuse to be trotted out and shown off　　65　　00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:13,230　　被人领着到处表演　　like a prize hog at the Texas State Fair.　　66　　00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:15,470　　顺便提一下　　这种博览会肯定不是你想穿着　　Which, by the way, is something you don't want to attend　　67　　00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:17,850　　别有星际迷航徽章的衣服参加的　　wearing a Star Trek ensign's uniform.　　68　　00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:19,280　　好吧　　All right,　　69　　00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,710　　那我换个说法　　let me put it this way.　　70　　00:02:20,710 --> 00:02:23,880　　你们都得给我穿好正装参加这个宴会　　You're gonna put on a suit, you're gonna come to this party,　　71　　00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,230　　你们要向一群老人解释　　and you're gonna explain your research　　72　　00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:26,550　　你们所做的研究　　to a bunch of old people,　　73　　00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:29,380　　否则　　我对天发誓　　我会用热勺子烫瞎你的眼睛　　or I swear to God, I'll blind you with a hot spoon,　　74　　00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:32,010　　就像《贫民窟的百万富翁》里的那个小男孩一样　　like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire.　　75　　00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:35,150　　你肯定不想那样的　　Oh, you don't want that.　　76　　00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:37,830　　那就周六晚上咯　　So, Saturday night!　　77　　00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:39,290　　包你开心　　It's gonna be off the hook.　　78　　00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:40,440　　速度拿开　　Get over it.　　79　　00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:44,050　　哦天啊　　Oh, boy!　　80　　00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,010　　又是炸薯棒又是宴会邀请　　Tator tots and a party invitation?　　81　　00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:47,680　　今天是个好日子啊　　What a great day!　　82　　00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:17,200　　好了　　There you go.　　83　　00:03:21,730 --> 00:03:23,500　　你确定这样就行了　　Are you sure this is right?　　84　　00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:26,360　　嗯　　把这一段塞到裤子里　　就没事了　　Yeah, just tuck that part in your pants; you'll be fine.　　85　　00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:31,570　　一起去给拍那些有钱人的马屁吧　　Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled tochis.　　86　　00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,220　　霍华德　　我真不敢相信伯纳黛特居然让你　　Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go　　87　　00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:36,680　　穿着女式衬领去参加这么正式的宴会　　to a fancy party wearing a dickey.　　88　　00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,770　　不好意思　　我的衣服不是我女朋友挑的　　Excuse me, my girlfriend doesn't pick out my clothes.　　89　　00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:41,170　　是我妈挑的　　My mother does.　　90　　00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,360　　我们该出发了　　Oh. We should get going.　　91　　00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,320　　那谢尔顿呢　　What about Sheldon?　　92　　00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,500　　谢尔顿不去　　Sheldon is not going.　　93　　00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,850　　真的假的　　那我们怎么跟希伯特交待　　Really? What do we tell Siebert?　　94　　00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:53,060　　告诉他库珀博士觉得他宝贵时间最有价值的用途　　Tell him Dr. Cooper feels that the best use of his time　　95　　00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:56,290　　就是运用他那举世罕见的天赋　　is to employ his rare and precious mental faculties　　96　　00:03:56,290 --> 00:03:59,950　　来揭开自然的面纱　　目睹上帝的真面　　to tear the mask off nature and stare at the face of God.　　97　　00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:03,940　　谢尔顿　　现在是周六晚上　　你要去洗衣服了　　Sheldon, it's Saturday night, you'll be doing laundry.　　98　　00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:07,440　　别跟他说这个　　说揭开面纱啥的　　Don't tell him that, tell him the mask thing.　　99　　00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,820　　喂　　把领带塞回裤子里　　Hey, put your tie back in your pants.　　100　　00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,520　　这地儿不错啊　　Nice place.　　101　　00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,350　　让我想起了我爸妈在新德里的房子　　Reminds me of my parents' house back in New Delhi.　　102　　00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:23,390　　-别逗了　　-真的　　我家很有钱的　　- You're kidding.　　- No. We are very wealthy.　　103　　00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:26,090　　但跟这里唯一的区别就是　　我们的仆人更多　　But the only difference is, we have more servants.　　104　　00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,800　　-比这儿还多啊　　-多得没地儿使唤　　- More than this?　　- More than we can use.　　105　　00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,060　　你看吧　　在印度　　我们都不会犯　　You see, in India, we don't make the mistake　　106　　00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:32,430　　让人们有梦想这种错误　　of letting our poor people have dreams.　　107　　00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:36,600　　我的牛人小队来了　　Ah. There's my band of brainiacs.　　108　　00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,320　　库珀博士在哪儿呢　　Where's Dr. Cooper?　　109　　00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:43,100　　他正在揭开自然的面纱　　目睹上帝的真面　　He's tearing the mask off nature to look at the face of God.　　110　　00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:46,380　　校领导认定他有颗美丽心灵　　The board of directors insists he has a beautiful mind.　　111　　00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:48,580　　我认为他就是浮云　　I think he's just bananas.　　112　　00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,620　　来吧　　我来介绍你们认识一位　　Come on, let me introduce you　　113　　00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:52,160　　咱们学校的主要捐款人　　to one of the university's leading donors.　　114　　00:04:54,650 --> 00:04:57,140　　我觉得咱们被他们所谓的美女误导了　　I think we were misled about the cute girls.　　115　　00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,440　　莱森女士　　这是我们学校　　Mrs. Latham, I'd like you to meet three　　116　　00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,400　　三位了不起的青年学者　　of our outstanding young researchers.　　117　　00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,190　　这位是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士　　This is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter,　　118　　00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:06,500　　拉杰·库萨帕里博士和霍华德·沃罗威茨　　Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz.　　119　　00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,850　　沃罗威茨你怎么了　　Well, what happened to you, Wolowitz,　　120　　00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:10,820　　坚持不下去读博么　　couldn't stick with it long enough to get your PhD?　　121　　00:05:12,030 --> 00:05:12,990　　我是工程师　　I'm an engineer.　　122　　00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:15,180　　工程师通常不需要博士学位　　Most engineers don't bother with a PhD.　　123　　00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:16,250　　不过你没准想知道　　But you may be interested to know　　124　　00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,840　　我给NASA设计过零重力废物排放系统的　　I designed the zero-gravity waste-disposal system for NASA.　　125　　00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,360　　懂了　　你就是太空水管工　　Got it-- you're a space plumber.　　126　　00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:26,610　　我去吧台喝两杯　　I'm gonna go hit the bar.　　127　　00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:30,290　　介绍这两位吧　　Tell me about these two.　　128　　00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:32,230　　先介绍他　　Do him first.　　129　　00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:35,630　　霍夫斯塔德博士今天晚上会做个我们实验物理项目的演讲　　Dr. Hofstadter is representing our experimental physics program tonight.　　130　　00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,230　　我想你会对他迷人的工作感兴趣的　　I think you'll really enjoy hearing about his fascinating work.　　131　　00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:39,620　　行吧　　Right.　　132　　00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,180　　迷我一下　　Fascinate me.　　133　　00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:46,600　　他们快要尿裤子的样子很可爱吧　　They're cute when they're about to wet themselves, aren't they?　　134　　00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,530　　这么说吧　　I'll make it easy for you.　　135　　00:05:48,530 --> 00:05:50,170　　每天早上你到实验室的第一件事　　When you arrive at the lab in the morning,　　136　　00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:52,390　　你会最先打开什么机器　　what sort of machine do you turn on?　　137　　00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:55,020　　咖啡机　　Coffee maker?　　138　　00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:59,860　　行吧 库那什么博士　　到你了　　All right, Dr. Kooth-- uh, whatever it is-- you're up.　　139　　00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:00,900　　我叫库萨帕里　　It's Koothrappali.　　140　　00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:02,940　　我得去嘘嘘了　　I have to tinkle.　　141　　00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,230　　于是　　我没有屈服于权贵　　And so, instead of bowing to pressure,　　142　　00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,950　　去参加那个毫无意义的社交晚会　　and going to that pointless soiree,　　143　　00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:14,260　　而是待在家里　　把衣服都洗了　　I stayed right here and did a load of whites.　　144　　00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,410　　通常我会赞许你那反社会的大男子气概　　Well, normally I respect your macho rebellious attitude　　145　　00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:20,210　　不听你们领导的　　toward "The Man,"　　146　　00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:24,140　　但这回　　我觉得你犯了个愚蠢的错误　　but, in this case, I think you've made a foolish mistake.　　147　　00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:25,730　　不可能　　Unlikely.　　148　　00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,260　　但请你说完　　But make your case.　　149　　00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,530　　请记住　　您那批评的语气　　Keeping in mind that your critical attitude　　150　　00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:32,630　　正毁坏咱们周六夜晚的美好时光　　is ruining our Saturday night together,　　151　　00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:35,280　　我都没有把你窗口最小化　　and I'm not above minimizing your window.　　152　　00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,250　　谢尔顿　　不管你喜不喜欢　　Sheldon, like it or not,　　153　　00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:40,220　　在你能把你的智慧　　until you manage to upload your intelligence　　154　　00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:42,090　　上载到一颗自给自足　　装备着高速互联网　　into a self-sustaining orbiting satellite,　　155　　00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:45,430　　和隐形设备的轨道卫星上之前　　equipped with high-speed Internet and a cloaking device,　　156　　00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:48,550　　你还是需要依靠其他人类同胞的　　you will be dependent on other members of the human race.　　157　　00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,190　　够了　　我要把你最小化了　　That's it. Prepare to be minimized.　　158　　00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:52,580　　我还没说完　　I'm not finished.　　159　　00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,940　　谢尔顿　　所有科学家都要去募集资金　　All scientists have to fund-raise, Sheldon.　　160　　00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:56,720　　你觉得我的实验室靠的是什么资金　　How do you think I paid for my lab?　　161　　00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,620　　我去了沙特阿拉伯　　遇到个王子　　I went to Saudi Arabia and met with a prince　　162　　00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:00,890　　他正好对神经生物学感兴趣　　who had an interest in neurobiology.　　163　　00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:04,640　　你的实验室靠中东业余爱好者资助的么　　Your lab is funded by some Middle-Eastern dilettante?　　164　　00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,130　　更准确地说　　法伊萨是我未婚夫　　Technically, Faisal is my fianc?　　165　　00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,240　　但我现在有最高端的双光子显微镜　　But I do have a state-of-the-art two-photon microscope　　166　　00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,890　　冬天去利雅得(阿拉伯半岛中部的城市)还有个住所　　and a place to stay in Riyadh for the winter.　　167　　00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:18,080　　终于明白你Facebook上面那些诡异的骆驼比赛的照片　　Well, that explains those puzzling camel race photos　　168　　00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,090　　是哪里来的了　　on your Facebook page.　　169　　00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:22,090　　你这么想　　And consider this:　　170　　00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:24,540　　如果物理学院没有你出面　　without you to make the case for the physics department,　　171　　00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:27,530　　募捐的重任就落到莱纳德和拉杰那种人头上了　　the task will fall to people like Leonard and Rajesh.　　172　　00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,590　　你唬我么　　Are you trying to scare me?　　173　　00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:31,290　　你成功了　　'Cause you're succeeding.　　174　　00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:33,640　　等着更恐怖的吧　　Well, then prepare to be terrified.　　175　　00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,240　　如果你的朋友们没有足够说服力的话　　If your friends are unconvincing,　　176　　00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,960　　今年的捐款可能就被　　this year's donations might go to,　　177　　00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,730　　地质学院卷走了　　say, the geology department.　　178　　00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:41,550　　不要吧　　那些烂泥研究员　　Oh, dear, not the dirt people!　　179　　00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,260　　或者更糟糕　　Or worse-- it could go to...　　180　　00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,330　　也可能给人文学院哦　　the liberal arts.　　181　　00:07:50,130 --> 00:07:51,740　　不要　　No!　　182　　00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:54,880　　几百万的捐款都在那些骚人墨客　　Millions of dollars being showered on poets,　　183　　00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,460　　身上打了水漂　　literary theorists and students of gender studies.　　184　　00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,360　　噢　　人文啊　　Oh, the humanities!　　185　　00:08:04,190 --> 00: 08:06,190　　往好处想　　我觉得希伯特校长再也不会　　On the bright side, I don't think President Siebert　　186　　00:08:06,190 --> 00:08:09,410　　让我们参加任何募捐活动了　　will be making us go to any more fund-raisers.　　187　　00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:11,350　　受戒仪式都没这么痛苦　　It was so much easier at my bar mitzvah.　　188　　00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:13,580　　那些老家伙也就捏捏你的小脸蛋　　The old people just came up to you, pinched your cheek　　189　　00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,420　　就把储蓄债券给了你　　and handed you a savings bond.　　190　　00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,550　　别这么闷闷不乐嘛　　Oh, don't be such gloomy Gusses.　　191　　00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:20,890　　看这的虾有多大　　Look at the size of these shrimp!　　192　　00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,710　　到多大就可以叫做龙虾了　　At what point do we start calling them lobsters?　　193　　00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,170　　承认吧　　我们搞砸了　　Face it, Raj, we crashed and burned tonight.　　194　　00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:30,820　　没那么糟糕啦　　Oh, you didn't do that badly.　　195　　00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,880　　莱瑟姆女士　　我每天早晨第一个打开的机器　　Mrs. Latham, the first machine I turn on in the morning　　196　　00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,500　　是氦氖激光器　　给它预热　　is the helium-neon laser, 'cause it needs to warm up.　　197　　00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,640　　亲爱的我不关心　　I no longer care, dear.　　198　　00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:40,180　　别着急　　But don't worry,　　199　　00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:42,610　　今天晚上见到你们很高兴　　I really enjoyed meeting you this evening.　　200　　00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,510　　别开玩笑了　　哪里值得高兴了　　You're kidding. That was good for you?　　201　　00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:46,880　　我出了一身汗了　　'Cause I was sweating through my T-shirt.　　202　　00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,380　　最好不过了　　Excellent! There's nothing I like better　　203　　00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:52,410　　我最喜欢调戏聪明人了　　than making smart people feel ill at ease.　　204　　00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:53,960　　啥　　Why?　　205　　00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,420　　你有了钱之后　　Oh, I don't know, it's one of the fun things　　206　　00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,940　　就喜欢找这种乐子　　you get to do when you have lots of money.　　207　　00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:00,230　　看着　　Watch.　　208　　00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:03,360　　谁让你吃这里的虾了　　Hey! Who said you could eat that shrimp?　　209　　00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:08,930　　有趣吧　　See? Fun.　　210　　00:09:08,930 --> 00:09:11,480　　不不不　　我只是来要钱的　　No, no, no, I'm just here for your money.　　211　　00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:14,560　　我不想握任何人的带菌手　　I don't want to shake anyone's germy hands.　　212　　00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,780　　希伯特　　快跟他们说清楚　　Explain it to them, Siebert.　　213　　00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:22,920　　我必须承认　　I must confess　　214　　00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,280　　我不懂你什么意思　　希伯特校长　　I don't understand you, President Siebert.　　215　　00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:28,040　　你一开始说你想要我出席你的筹款会　　First you say you want me to appear at your fund-raisers,　　216　　00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,460　　现在你又说你再也不想让我　　but now you say you never want me to go　　217　　00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:31,680　　接近你的筹款会　　anywhere near your fund-raisers.　　218　　00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:34,740　　不好意思　　但您这意思有点混乱呀　　Forgive me, but that sounds like a mixed message.　　219　　00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:36,380　　又来了　　Here we go again.　　220　　00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:38,240　　如果你懒得跟我讲话的话　　If there's simply no talking to me,　　221　　00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,210　　那干吗还打电话给我　　why did you call?　　222　　00:09:41,780 --> 00:09:43,680　　对不起　　另一条线上有电话进来了　　I'm sorry, someone's on the other line.　　223　　00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,810　　你何不组织一下你的语言　　Why don't you see if you can organize your thoughts,　　224　　00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:47,710　　我们晚点再聊　　and we'll try again later.　　225　　00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:51,660　　库珀和霍夫斯塔德家　　简称库珀家　　Cooper-Hofstadter residence. Go for Cooper.　　226　　00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,970　　早上好　　莱森太太　　Good morning, Mrs. Latham.　　227　　00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,530　　当然　　我当然记得你　　Well, yes, of course I remember you.　　228　　00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,260　　一个通过把死去丈夫得来的　　A woman well past her prime　　229　　00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,240　　不义之财都捐赠出去以提高自己的　　seeking to augment her social status　　230　　00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:02,580　　社会地位的女人　　by doling out her late husband's ill-gotten gains.　　231　　00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,000　　那你准备给我多少钱　　So, how much money are you going to give me?　　232　　00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,500　　我不疯　　我妈带我检查过的　　I'm not crazy -- my mother had me tested.　　233　　00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,740　　如果你不准备给我钱　　Well, if you're not going to give me money,　　234　　00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:14,480　　那你打电话来干嘛　　then why are you calling?　　235　　00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:17,380　　她要跟你讲话　　She wants to talk to you.　　236　　00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,130　　到底谁才是疯子　　Who's crazy now?　　237　　00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,040　　你好　　莱森太太　　Hello, Mrs. Latham.　　238　　00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,660　　是的　　我跟他住在一起　　Yes, I live with him.　　239　　00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:29,400　　我不　　我也不知道为什么　　I don't...I-I really don't know why.　　240　　00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:37,050　　今晚吗　　好的　　没问题　　Tonight? Sure, that'd be great.　　241　　00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,240　　好的　　到时见　　Okay, I'll see you then.　　242　　00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,470　　再见　　Bye.　　243　　00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:45,350　　她想跟我共进晚餐　　谈谈我的研究　　She wants to have dinner and talk about my research.　　244　　00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:48,420　　就你那点研究还用得着整个晚餐的时间来讨论吗　　An entire dinner to talk about your research?　　245　　00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:52,440　　你们去哪吃　　免下车的魔术盒快餐[美国快餐店]吗　　Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box?　　246　　00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,250　　不管去哪都好　　Well, wherever we're going,　　247　　00: 10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,690　　她会派车来接我　　she's sending a car to pick me up.　　248　　00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,600　　好吧　　Okay,　　249　　00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,840　　-我明白了　　-明白什么了　　- I see what's happening.　　- What?　　250　　00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:05,780　　我的境界吓到她了　　My stature intimidates her,　　251　　00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,750　　所以她就利用你来接近我　　so she's using you to get to me.　　252　　00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:13,250　　狡猾的老师太　　Crafty old gal.　　253　　00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:15,370　　不好意思　　但你并不是这间公寓里唯一　　Excuse me, but you are not the only　　254　　00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,640　　一名出色的科学家　　distinguished scientist in this apartment.　　255　　00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,470　　我在同行评审刊物里发表过论文　　I've been published in peer-reviewed journals,　　256　　00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,230　　我在实验粒子物理学方面获得过　　I received a Dissertation of the Year award　　257　　00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:23,600　　年度专题论文奖　　for experimental particle physics.　　258　　00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,590　　不　　不可能　　No, that can't be it.　　259　　00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,290　　还有你似乎忘了　　And since you seem　　260　　00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,460　　咱俩住在一起　　to have forgotten, the reason we live together　　261　　00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,130　　是因为咱俩是死党　　is we're best friends.　　262　　00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,230　　我会挺你的　　杰克　　And I got your back, Jack.　　263　　00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:39,810　　-晚餐棒极了　　-很高兴你喜欢　　- That was a great meal.　　- I'm glad you enjoyed it.　　264　　00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,720　　我唯一一次吃得这么好　　就是我妈来看我　　The only time I eat this well is when my mom's in town　　265　　00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,690　　-然后带我出去吃饭那次　　-是吗　　- and she takes me out to dinner.　　- Is that so?　　266　　00:11:44,690 --> 00:11:46,730　　你跟她有点像　　You kind of remind me of her.　　267　　00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:49,780　　她也喜欢把人弄得不自在　　She enjoys making people uncomfortable, too.　　268　　00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,180　　你让我想起我在大学时期的男朋友　　Well, you remind me of a boy I dated in college.　　269　　00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,020　　-不会吧　　-很可爱的男孩　　- No kidding.　　- Sweet boy.　　270　　00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,500　　非常聪明　　Very smart.　　271　　00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,670　　要是他有钱就好了　　If only he'd had money.　　272　　00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:05,570　　说到钱　　So, hey, speaking of money,　　273　　00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:07,990　　你想不想帮物理系添置一个　　how are you feeling about helping the physics department　　274　　00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:11,330　　低温离心泵和一个分子筛　　get a cryogenic centrifugal pump and molecular sieve?　　275　　00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,820　　我只能说　　你很有说服力　　Well, I must say, you make a very persuasive case for it.　　276　　00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,200　　-太好了　　太好了　　-而我真的　　- Oh, good, good.　　- And I'm seriously　　277　　00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,440　　在考虑要进一步发展　　considering taking it to the next level.　　278　　00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,750　　太棒了　　这太好了　　Terrific. Great.　　279　　00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,850　　怎么个进一步发展法　　What level is that?　　280　　00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,030　　现在你不像我妈了　　Okay, now you don't remind me of my mom.　　281　　00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:42,890　　对不起　　也就是说　　最终僵尸会　　I'm sorry, so, eventually, zombies are going to attack　　282　　00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:45,930　　袭击桑德拉·布洛克[美国女演员]所在的戒酒中心吗　　the rehab facility where Sandra Bullock is?　　283　　00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:51,590　　没错　　谢尔顿　　继续看吧　　Yes, Sheldon. Keep watching.　　284　　00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:53,220　　这太可惜了　　You know, it's a shame,　　285　　00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,110　　她那么费劲地要戒酒　　all that work she's doing to get sober,　　286　　00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,540　　结果就为了被生吞活剥　　only to be torn apart and eaten alive.　　287　　00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,460　　晚餐怎么样　　Hey. How was dinner?　　288　　00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:04,190　　一级棒　　我得喝上一杯　　Swell. I need a drink.　　289　　00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:06,020　　我们还有酒吗　　Do we have any alcohol?　　290　　00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:09,400　　没有　　但是我们有土豆　　我可以给你做伏特加　　No. But we have potatoes -- I could make you vodka.　　291　　00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,870　　不过要两周才能做好　　It'll take two weeks.　　292　　00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,090　　莱纳德　　你没事吧　　Leonard, are you okay?　　293　　00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:16,650　　我不确定　　Um, I'm not sure.　　294　　00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:17,650　　怎么了　　What's going on?　　295　　00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:20,970　　莱森说她在考虑要给我们捐钱　　Well, Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering　　296　　00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,370　　好让我们买一个　　donating money so we could get　　297　　00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,300　　低温离心泵　　a cryogenic centrifugal pump...　　298　　00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,290　　太棒了　　Yes!　　299　　00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,820　　然后她就把舌头伸进我嘴里了　　...then she stuck her tongue down my throat.　　300　　00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,140　　为什么　　Why?　　301　　00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,250　　我们不能总是每件事都解释给你听　　Okay, we can't keep explaining everything.　　302　　00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,200　　自己去看看我们买给你的那本书　　Read that book we got you.　　303　　00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,140　　她喜欢我　　She hit on me.　　304　　00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,430　　等一下　　等一下　　等一下　　你是说　　Wait-wait-wait. Are you telling us　　305　　00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:41,950　　那个老师太想要跟你上床　　that old lady wanted to have sex with you　　306　　00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:45,580　　作为给你的院系捐赠上百万美金的条件吗　　in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?　　307　　00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:46,660　　好像是　　I think so.　　308　　00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,550　　你个幸运的小鸭子　　You lucky duck.　　309　　00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:52,840　　你还真是够扭曲的啊　　You're really a broken toy, aren't you?　　310　　00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:54,520　　我赶在她有下一步行动之前　　I was able to get out of there　　311　　00:13:54,520" type="audio/mpeg" />-->