00:03:54,100　　■　　3　　00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:58,110　　翻译：MADD　　乖乖的韩小仙　　joanna　　YY　　4　　00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:58,110　　■　　5　　00:03:58,110 --> 00:04:02,110　　后期：孤帆　　时间轴：小e　　6　　00:03:58,110 --> 00:04:02,110　　■　　7　　00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:06,110　　校对：空虚的VV　　总监：郁闷的YY　　8　　00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:06,110　　■　　9　　00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:10,910　　生活大爆炸　　第四季第十六集　　10　　00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240　　《生活大爆炸》　　前情提要　　Previously on The Big Bang Theory:　　11　　00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:05,180　　猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了　　我的妹妹普丽娅　　Guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya.　　12　　00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:06,920　　真高兴再次见到你 莱纳德　　It's really nice to see you again, Leonard.　　13　　00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,940　　恩　　我也很高兴见到你　　Yeah, it's good to see you, too.　　14　　00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:10,390　　到了　　Here you go.　　15　　00:00:10,390 --> 00:00:11,860　　谢谢　　Thanks.　　16　　00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:17,080　　-你上了我妹妹　　-对　　- You slept with my sister?! - Yeah.　　17　　00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,790　　这是对我信任莫大的背叛　　This is a terrible betrayal of my trust!　　18　　00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:20,640　　要是我告诉你　　Would it help if I told you　　19　　00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,160　　我向她献出真心　　that I offered her my heart,　　20　　00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,730　　却被她狠狠践踏　　你会好受点么　　and she kinda stomped on it?!　　21　　00:00:24,730 --> 00:00:25,970　　她践踏得多狠　　How hard did she stomp?　　22　　00:00:25,970 --> 00:00:27,460　　相当狠　　Very hard.　　23　　00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,740　　好吧　　好受多了　　Okay, I'm good.　　24　　00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:37,210　　什么事那么好笑　　What's so funny?　　25　　00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:39,020　　没什么　　只是在想　　Nothing. Just thinking　　26　　00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:41,930　　人做爱时发出的声音　　about the noises people make during sex.　　27　　00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,110　　我有时确实有点不能自已　　是吧　　I do sometimes get a bit carried away, don't I?　　28　　00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:48,640　　很可爱　　It's cute.　　29　　00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,230　　听起来像只喝醉的猴子　　You sound a little like a drunken monkey.　　30　　00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,880　　你懂的　　那其实是对你的赞美　　You know it's meant as a compliment.　　31　　00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,760　　我也是这么理解的　　That's how I take it.　　32　　00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:04,460　　太完美了　　This is perfect.　　33　　00:01:05,350 --> 00:01:07,340　　真希望这一刻永远停留　　I hope this moment never ends.　　34　　00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:08,770　　我也是　　Me, too.　　35　　00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,440　　噢　　该走了　　Well, gotta go. Oh!　　36　　00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:18,350　　这么快　　留下来过夜吧　　Already? Why don't you stay over?　　37　　00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:20,380　　我也想　　但是你知道　　I'd love to, but you know　　38　　00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:22,810　　我妈早上需要我　　my mother needs me in the morning.　　39　　00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,600　　拜托　　我认为她能　　Please. I think the woman can manage　　40　　00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,070　　自己戴假发　　to put a wig on by herself.　　41　　00:01:30,070 --> 00:01:32,090　　不仅仅是假发　　It's not just the wig.　　42　　00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:34,470　　还要把她的头发盘起来　　画眉毛　　It's pinning her hair up, drawing on her eyebrows.　　43　　00:01:34,470 --> 00:01:36,160　　是两个人才能干的活儿　　It's a two-person job.　　44　　00:01:37,980 --> 00:01:40,800　　只是　　我们刚做完爱你就走　　It's just, when you leave right after we make love,　　45　　00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,510　　让我觉得自己　　it makes me feel...　　46　　00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,080　　很贱　　cheap.　　47　　00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,980　　亲爱的　　对不起　　Oh, honey, I'm sorry.　　48　　00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,590　　我能做什么呢　　What can I do?　　49　　00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:49,040　　留下来　　Stay.　　50　　00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:51,580　　好吧　　Okay.　　51　　00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,180　　再待个五分　　十分钟吗　　Like, what, another five, ten minutes?　　52　　00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:01,930　　回家吧　　Go home.　　53　　00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:03,430　　听你的　　Your call.　　54　　00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:08,110　　霍华德　　Howard...　　55　　00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:11,940　　你有考虑过一起住吗　　have you ever considered us living together?　　56　　00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:13,920　　天啊　　我不知道　　Boy, I don't know.　　57　　00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,970　　你　　我　　妈住在同一屋檐下　　You, me, Ma living under the same roof?　　58　　00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:21,340　　不是　　我是说只有你和我　　No, I mean just you and me.　　59　　00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:22,270　　你可以搬过来　　You can move in here,　　60　　00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:24,080　　或者我们另找个住处　　or we can find a place.　　61　　00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,710　　-我有个更好的主意 -什么　　- I've got a better solution. - What?　　62　　00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,410　　我妈吃那么多盐　　心脏早晚受不了　　We wait for my mom's heart to explode　　63　　00:02:27,410 --> 00:02:29,140　　我们等她心脏崩溃　　from all the salt she eats.　　64　　00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:31,610　　把她埋进土里　　把她的床垫翻个面儿　　Then we just stick her in the ground, flip her mattress　　65　　00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,240　　搬进大卧室　　and move into the big bedroom.　　66　　00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,170　　很好　　Great.　　67　　00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:39,890　　看看我们　　在一起规划未来啦　　Look at us planning a future together!　　68　　00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:46,780　　是谁　　Who's there?!　　69　　00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:48,740　　是性侵者吗　　Are you a sex criminal?!　　70　　00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:54,330　　性侵者没有钥匙　　妈　　Sex criminals don't have keys, Ma!　　71　　00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,330　　这么晚你到哪儿去了　　Where were you so late?!　　72　　00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,300　　我和伯纳黛特出去了　　I was out with Bernadette!　　73　　00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,990　　我知道那是什么意思　　I know what that means!　　74　　00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:02,070　　我看《菲尔博士》　　I watch Dr. Phil!　　75　　00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:02,070　　美国脱口秀节目　　76　　00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,060　　希望上帝保佑　　但愿你用避孕套了　　I hope to God you used a condom!　　77　　00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:09,890　　我不跟你谈这个话题　　妈　　I'm not having this conversation with you, Ma!　　78　　00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:14,470　　上帝保佑你不会得个什么新型怪性病　　God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!　　79　　00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:17,590　　没人有病　　Nobody has a disease!　　80　　00:03:17,590 --> 00:03:19,050　　希望如此　　I hope not!　　81　　00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:21,310　　我跟你共用一个厕所呢　　I share a toilet with you!　　82　　00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,160　　那就是你想的吗　　Is that what you want?!　　83　　00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,710　　想让你妈妈得上疱疹吗　　To give your mother herpes?!　　84　　00:03:28,790 --> 00:03:30,970　　够啦　　我受够啦　　That's it! I don't have to take this!　　85　　00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:34,650　　祝你早上画眉毛顺利　　Good luck with your eyebrows in the morning!　　86　　00:03:40,730 --> 00:03:41,560　　是谁　　Who's there?!　　87　　00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,710　　你是性侵者吗　　Are you a sex criminal?!　　88　　00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:46,590　　我还没走　　I'm still leaving!　　89　　00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:49,040　　我忘拿我的克敏能了　　I just forgot my Claritin!　　90　　00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:49,040　　含氯雷他定 抗过敏药物　　91　　00:04:17,130 --> 00:04:18,080　　什么事　　Hey, what's up?　　92　　00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,880　　需要个住的地方　　I need a place to crash.　　93　　00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:20,990　　当然　　Uh, sure.　　94　　00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:22,640　　为什么　　Why?　　95　　00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,450　　跟我妈大吵一架　　Big fight with my mother.　　96　　00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:28,150　　还在争哪部《犯罪现场调查》最棒吗　　Still arguing over which CSI is the best?　　97　　00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:32,430　　不是　　我们一致同意它们各有千秋　　No, we agreed they all have their merits.　　98　　00:04:33,150 --> 00:04:34,870　　是关于伯纳黛特　　This was about Bernadette.　　99　　00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:36,750　　怎么了　　What's going on?　　100　　00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38, 070　　霍华德今晚要在这睡　　Howard's gonna sleep here tonight.　　101　　00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,600　　他跟他妈吵架了　　He had a fight with his mother.　　102　　00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,530　　你给他上热饮了吗　　Did you offer him a hot beverage?　　103　　00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,920　　没　　No.　　104　　00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:55,850　　莱纳德　　社交礼仪规定　　如果朋友心情不好　　Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset,　　105　　00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:58,410　　你应该给他们倒杯热饮　　比如茶　　you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.　　106　　00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:00,330　　茶听起来是不错　　Tea does sound nice.　　107　　00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:03,740　　你听见他的话了　　莱纳德　　You heard the man, Leonard.　　108　　00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,150　　与此同时　　我也心情不好　　And while you're at it, I'm upset　　109　　00:05:08,150 --> 00:05:11,480　　因为来了一位不速之客　　所以给我一杯可可　　that we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me cocoa.　　110　　00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,580　　有个问题　　Point of inquiry,　　111　　00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:19,190　　既然莱纳德是你的第二好友　　given that Leonard is your secondary friend　　112　　00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:21,220　　库萨帕里才是你的头号好友　　and Koothrappali is your primary friend,　　113　　00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:23,780　　你为什么没去他那　　why didn't you seek refuge under his roof?　　114　　00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:24,700　　没地方　　There's no room.　　115　　00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,980　　他妹妹住在他家　　His sister is staying with him.　　116　　00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,550　　等等　　等等　　什么　　Wait, wait. What?　　117　　00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:29,940　　可可　　莱纳德　　集中精力　　Cocoa, Leonard. Focus.　　118　　00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:31,550　　我现在很郁闷　　I'm down in the dumps here.　　119　　00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,360　　普丽娅来了吗　　Priya's in town?　　120　　00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,870　　对　　为了工作的事　　Yeah, some work thing.　　121　　00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,420　　我妈好像觉得伯纳黛特　　Anyway, my mother seems to think that Bernadette...　　122　　00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,790　　等下　　普丽娅啥时候来的　　Hold on. When did Priya get here?　　123　　00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,080　　不知道　　几天前吧　　I don't know. A couple of days ago.　　124　　00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,820　　问题是 伯纳黛特不喜欢我每天　　The thing is, Bernadette doesn't like that I have to take care　　125　　00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:49,050　　照顾我妈　　我妈又不信任伯纳黛特　　of my mother, and my mother doesn't trust Bernadette...　　126　　00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:50,880　　嗯　　确实很难办　　Yeah, that's a real pickle.　　127　　00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,160　　拜拜　　Bye.　　128　　00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,100　　别担心　　Don't worry.　　129　　00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,880　　作为你排名第三的好朋友　　As your tertiary friend,　　130　　00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,400　　我愿意挺身而出安慰你　　I am prepared to step in and comfort you.　　131　　00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:04,110　　其实用不着这样　　That's not really necessary.　　132　　00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:05,710　　不行不行　　我来把茶泡好　　No, no. I'll finish making the tea,　　133　　00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:07,410　　你继续自说自话地　　while you narcissistically ramble on　　134　　00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,380　　倒那什么乱七八糟的苦水吧　　about whatever's troubling you.　　135　　00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,530　　多谢　　Thanks.　　136　　00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:14,940　　这就是排在第三位的朋友的作用　　That's what tertiary friends are for.　　137　　00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:19,620　　谁啊　　Who is it?　　138　　00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:21,000　　莱纳德　　It's Leonard.　　139　　00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:23,090　　你不能进来　　You can't come in.　　140　　00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,570　　我就想和她说句话　　I just want to talk to her.　　141　　00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:27,240　　我毙之　　I forbid it.　　142　　00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:28,750　　开门吧　　拉杰　　Open the door, Rajesh.　　143　　00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:29,700　　我说过了　　You heard me.　　144　　00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,350　　我毙毙之　　I forbidded it.　　145　　00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,660　　"毙毙之"　　"Forbidded" it?　　146　　00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:36,090　　"吡毙之"　　"Forbaded" it?　　147　　00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:38,200　　给我让开　　Get out of the way.　　148　　00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,060　　你来做什么　　What are you doing here?　　149　　00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:41,260　　你又是来做什么　　What are you doing here?　　150　　00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:43,130　　我在洛杉矶有点公事　　I have business in Los Angeles.　　151　　00:06:43,130 --> 00:06:44,330　　为什么不给我打电话　　Why didn't you call?　　152　　00:06:44,330 --> 00:06:45,590　　显然啊　　她在暗示你　　Clearly, she was sending you a message　　153　　00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:47,610　　滚远点　　迈克同学　　to take a hike, Mike.　　154　　00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,050　　不好意思　　我想过给你打电话　　I'm sorry. I thought about calling,　　155　　00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:53,670　　但我不知道和你再见面到底合不合适　　but I just wasn't sure if seeing you was such a good idea.　　156　　00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:56,410　　我懂　　上次我有些太着急了　　I know. Last time I came on too strong.　　157　　00:06:56,410 --> 00:06:57,920　　咱俩能单独聊聊吗　　Can we talk in private?　　158　　00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,660　　-不行　　-行啊　　- No! - Sure.　　159　　00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:02,970　　一个单身女人私下招待男性　　It's completely inappropriate for a single woman　　160　　00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:04,530　　这实在太荒唐了　　to entertain a man in private.　　161　　00:07:04,530 --> 00:07:07,340　　要是你俩非得聊的话　　就在沙发上聊　　If you insist on talking, you must do it on the couch!　　162　　00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:10,080　　好吧　　你俩可以在卧室里聊　　All right, you may talk in the bedroom,　　163　　00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,150　　但是我要求你们不许关门　　but I want this door to remain open!　　164　　00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:16,200　　好吧　　这次让你关门　　All right, just this once you may close the door.　　165　　00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,740　　但你给我记住　　我就在外面　　But keep in mind I'll be right out here　　166　　00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,470　　监视你俩的动向　　monitoring the situation!　　167　　00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,010　　该死　　Oh, damn it.　　168　　00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:38,520　　莱纳德　　听到这条留言后请速回电　　Leonard, when you get this message, call me.　　169　　00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,090　　普丽娅　　我是你哥　　Priya, this is your brother.　　170　　00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:50,920　　听到留言后请让莱纳德查收他的语音信箱　　When you get this, tell Leonard to check his voicemail.　　171　　00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,110　　你今晚还住我们那儿吗　　Would you be sleeping over again this evening?　　172　　00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,860　　因为我们很欢迎你　　Because you're welcome to.　　173　　00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:00,150　　承蒙美意　　但是我自己有计划　　That's very nice of you, but I made other plans.　　174　　00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:02,590　　你只要记得只要你需要一位　　Well, just keep in mind that should you ever need　　175　　00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:05,490　　略显冷淡的第三好的朋友　　a slightly apathetic tertiary friend,　　176　　00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:08,030　　我时刻准备着　　I stand at the ready.　　177　　00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,880　　嗨　　霍华德　　嗨　　谢尔顿　　Hi, Howard. Hi, Sheldon.　　178　　00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,780　　-嗨　　-嗨　　- Hello. - Hey.　　179　　00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:12,710　　你俩为啥牵着手　　Why are you holding hands?　　180　　00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:14,690　　我禁止你俩牵手　　I forbid you to hold hands.　　181　　00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:18,320　　拉杰　　你知道莱纳德和我一起过夜了　　Rajesh, you know Leonard and I spent the night together.　　182　　00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,540　　对　　但是你俩只是睡觉而已　　Yeah, but you were just sleeping,　　183　　00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,830　　因为我禁子你俩做爱了　　because I forboded you to have sex.　　184　　00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:25,120　　应该是"禁止"　　The word is "forbade""　　185　　00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,980　　你确定吗　　听起来怪怪的　　You sure? That doesn't sound right.　　186　　00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:30,960　　听着　　拉杰　　莱纳德和我已经决定　　Listen, Rajesh, Leonard and I have decided　　187　　00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,400　　重拾旧情了　　to see each other again,　　188　　00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,760　　你不可以决定　　and you don't get to tell me　　189　　00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,330　　我该和谁拍拖　　who I can and can't have a relationship with.　　190　　00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:38,010　　其实　　他可以　　Actually, he can.　　191　　00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:41,870　　印度的《摩奴法典》对这类问题有明确规定　　The Hindu Code of Manu is very clear in these matters.　　192　　00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,900　　如果一个女人的父亲不在　　If a woman's father is not around,　　193　　00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,620　　那么控制她基本欲望的责任　　the duty of controlling her base desires falls　　194　　00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:51,450　　就落在了她最亲的男性亲属身上　　也就是拉杰　　to the closest male member of her family, in this case, Raj.　　195　　00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:53,510　　法典还规定　　The code also states　　196　　00:08:53,510 --> 00:08:56,240　　如果她违背了的话　　她下辈子将　　that if she disobeys, she will be reborn　　197　　00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,520　　"投胎为豺　　疾病缠身"　　"in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases."　　198　　00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,510　　如果这是真的　　If true,　　199　　00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,610　　考虑到奖品只是莱纳德　　that seems like an awfully large gamble　　200　　00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:08,190　　你这个赌注貌似下得大了点　　given that the prize is Leonard.　　201　　00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,620　　就是这样　　普丽娅　　我们是印度人　　There it is, Priya. We're Indian.　　202　　00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,140　　就信这些玩意　　We believe this stuff.　　203　　00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,680　　我觉得法典上还说　　如果你吃牛肉了　　I think it also says that if you eat beef,　　204　　00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,270　　就得和母牛一起住三个月　　you need to live with cows for three months　　205　　00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,360　　天天喝牛尿　　and drink their urine.　　206　　00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,600　　良莠参半　　不可全信　　Some of it makes sense, some of it's crazy.　　207　　00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,110　　我是说　　你不能和莱纳德在一起　　My point is, you can't go out with Leonard.　　208　　00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,240　　谁不能和莱纳德在一起　　Who can't go out with Leonard?　　209　　00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,650　　我妹妹　　My sister.　　210　　00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:33,840　　佩妮　　这位是拉杰的妹妹　　普丽娅　　Penny, this is Raj's sister, Priya.　　211　　00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,130　　很高兴见到你　　It's very nice to meet you.　　212　　00:09:35,130 --> 00:09:36,750　　哦　　我也是　　Oh, yeah, you, too.　　213　　00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,920　　普丽娅　　如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬　　Priya, if you're experiencing any tension or awkwardness,　　214　　00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,950　　很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经　　it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to--　　215　　00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:48,010　　用霍华德的话来说叫做"赤裸共舞"　　if I may quote Howard-- "do the dance with no pants."　　216　　00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,670　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon!　　217　　00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:54,940　　你非得这么说吗　　Really?　　218　　00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,950　　伯纳黛特　　我能跟你说句话吗　　Hey, Bernadette, can I talk to you for a second?　　219　　00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,140　　好　　Sure.　　220　　00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,230　　佩妮　　作为莱纳德曾经的恋人　　你和他　　Penny, you became disenchanted with Leonard　　221　　00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:03,090　　分手了　　as a lover.　　222　　00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:05,300　　能不能跟我妹妹说说是为啥　　Would you please tell my sister why?　　223　　00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,250　　跟你说哈　　我妈要去棕榈泉市　　Listen, my mom's going to Palm Springs　　224　　00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,450　　拜访她妹妹　　to visit her sister.　　225　　00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,300　　我就有整整两个晚上　　That's two whole nights in a row I can sleep over　　226　　00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,730　　能陪着你到天亮了　　with you all the way to morning.　　227　　00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:14,510　　除非沙漠的干旱气候让她鼻窦干得厉害　　Unless the desert air dries out her sinuses,　　228　　00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:15,850　　那样的话我就得扛着　　in which case I'll have to schlep out there　　229　　00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:17,440　　庞大的增湿器赶过去　　with the big humidifier.　　230　　00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,010　　就这样吗　　That's it?　　231　　00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,230　　这就是解决咱俩这些问题的妙招吗　　That's your big solution to all of our problems?　　232　　00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:25,260　　趁你妈不注意　　我们才得两晌贪欢　　If your mom's nose holds up, we get two nights together?　　233　　00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,640　　这不很美妙吗　　Isn't that great?　　234　　00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,820　　不　　并不好　　No, it's not great.　　235　　00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:32,580　　你得作出选择　　要我还是你妈　　You need to make a choice.Me or your mother.　　236　　00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,940　　回答错误　　Wrong answer.　　237　　00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:36,430　　不　　等等　　No, wait.　　238　　00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:38,370　　我还没说完　　You didn't let me finish.　　239　　00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,010　　我听着呢　　I'm listening.　　240　　00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:51,930　　我尽最快速度赶来了　　I came as quickly as I could.　　241　　00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,810　　好的　　Okay.　　242　　00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:57,080　　为什么　　Why?　　243　　00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:00,000　　当然是赶来安慰你　　To comfort you, of course.　　244　　00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,540　　谢尔顿说了莱纳德跟拉杰妹妹约会的事　　Sheldon told me about Leonard dating Rajesh's sister.　　245　　00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,730　　所以我赶到这里　　So I high-tailed it over here　　246　　00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,030　　来安慰你破碎的心　　to pick up the pieces of your broken heart.　　247　　00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:08,880　　艾米　　我没事　　Amy, I'm fine.　　248　　00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,090　　你不用在我面前逞强的　　You don't have to be strong for me.　　249　　00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:14,860　　我们来谈谈普丽娅那偷男人的婊子　　Now let's talk about Priya, that man-stealing bitch.　　250　　00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:18,280　　什么　　What?　　251　　00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,680　　在这样的情况下　　In situations like this,　　252　　00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,820　　闺蜜经常都一起声讨小三的　　best girlfriends are often catty about the other woman.　　253　　00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,600　　真的　　我对莱纳德和普丽娅的事毫不伤心　　Really, I am not upset about Leonard and Priya.　　254　　00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,760　　那你可能是并不清楚是怎么回事　　Oh. Then perhaps you don't understand what's going on.　　255　　00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,700　　你的前男友另找了　　Your former boyfriend has replaced you　　256　　00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,800　　一个看上去非常相配的女友　　with what appears to be a very suitable mate.　　257　　00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,410　　可以说比你更相配得多　　Arguably much more suitable than you.　　258　　00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:42,740　　好吧　　那对他来说不错啊　　Oh. Well, good for him.　　259　　00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,320　　你说"更相配"是什么意思　　Hey, what do you mean, "More suitable"?　　260　　00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,860　　佩妮　　虽然你的第二性征　　Well, granted, Penny, your secondary sexual characteristics　　261　　00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,120　　相当明显　　are reasonably bodacious.　　262　　00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,440　　但普丽娅有高学历　　but Priya is highly educated,　　263　　00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,900　　她是成熟的专业人员　　她们的文化中　　she's an accomplished professional,she comes from the culture　　264　　00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:59,200　　甚至还有性爱宝典　　that literally wrote the book on neat ways to have sex.　　265　　00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:03,100　　而你　　只是社区大学辍学生　　Whereas you, on the other hand, are a community college dropout　　266　　00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:06,150　　你们那的文化中　　只有如何把牛推倒的书　　who comes from the culture that wrote the book on tipping cows.　　267　　00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:09,590　　好吧　　我听懂了　　Yeah. Okay, I got it. I got it.　　268　　00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,720　　那些都是什么　　So... what is all that stuff?　　269　　00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,240　　这是个便携式脑电波机　　This is a portable electroencephalogram.　　270　　00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,660　　我正在做关于情绪和大脑活动的研究　　I'm doing research on emotions and brain activity.　　271　　00: 12:17,660 --> 00:12:18,750　　所以你哭的时候　　So when you start crying,　　272　　00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,320　　我能看到你大脑的哪一区域被激活　　I can see which region of the brain is activated.　　273　　00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:24,030　　然后我就刺激猕猴大脑中　　Then I'm going to stimulate the analogous area　　274　　00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:26,790　　相似区域　　看它是否也会哭　　in the brain of a rhesus monkey and see if he cries.　　275　　00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,110　　很酷吧　　Cool, huh?　　276　　00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:47,140　　我选你　　I choose you.　　277　　00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:48,890　　真的吗　　Really?　　278　　00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:50,730　　对　　我搬出了我妈家　　Yep. I moved out of my mother's house.　　279　　00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:53,020　　切断了束缚　　我是你的了　　Cord is cut.I'm all yours.　　280　　00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,320　　你告诉她时　　她怎么说　　What did she say when you told her?　　281　　00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,200　　不知道　　她还没回我的电邮　　I don't know. She hasn't responded to my email yet.　　282　　00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,260　　太好了　　This is so great.　　283　　00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:03,900　　我爱你　　霍华德　　I love you, Howard.　　284　　00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,370　　我也爱你　　I love you, too.　　285　　00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:06,800　　晚饭吃什么　　So what's for dinner?　　286　　00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,480　　我家里没什么东西吃　　Well, I don't really have much of anything in the house.　　287　　00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,700　　没事　　That's fine.　　288　　00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,530　　不如先去我们的卧室做点好事　　Why don't we go fool around in our bedroom?　　289　　00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:18,370　　然后你可以去买东西　　And then you can go shopping.　　290　　00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:23,850　　我想吃完后　　我们去看个早场电影吧　　I thought maybe after we eat, we could see an early movie.　　291　　00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:25,250　　好啊　　I'd love that.　　292　　00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:28,170　　我喜欢你说"好啊"的口音　　I love the way you say, "I'd love that."　　293　　00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,400　　哥也是这么说的　　She says it the same way I do.　　294　　00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,590　　好啊　　"I'd love that."　　295　　00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:38,510　　印度人人都这么说　　没什么了不起的　　Everybody in India says it that way.It's not a big deal.　　296　　00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:41,470　　拉杰　　别这么幼稚　　Rajesh, don't be a child.　　297　　00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,030　　我没在耍幼稚　　I'm not being a child.　　298　　00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:43,980　　莱纳德　　我对天发誓　　Leonard, I swear to God,　　299　　00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,000　　你姐姐要是来这　　if your sister ever comes to town,　　300　　00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,030　　我也会好好"关照"她的　　I shall have my way with her.　　301　　00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,330　　我姐姐38岁已婚　　My sister's 38 and married.　　302　　00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,600　　模仿莎士比亚句式　　303　　00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,600　　那就让霍夫斯塔德家族蒙受更多耻辱　　All the more shame that will fall upon the house of Hofstadter.　　304　　00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,790　　我好像闻到了披萨味　　Ooh, I thought I smelled pizza.　　305　　00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,040　　太了不起了　　That's remarkable.　　306　　00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,330　　要是意大利辣香肠是爆炸物　　If pepperoni were an explosive substance,　　307　　00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:06,880　　你就可以取代国家机场的德国牧羊犬了　　you could replace German shepherds at our nation's airports.　　308　　00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:09,300　　你好　　你是佩妮对吧　　Hi. Penny, right?　　309　　00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,360　　对　　你好　　抱歉　　Oh, yes. H-Hi. I'm sorry.　　310　　00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,480　　我不知道你们有客人　　不想来打扰　　I didn't know you had company. I don't want to impose.　　311　　00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,060　　不　　你这不是打扰　　No, no. It's not an imposition.　　312　　00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:18,560　　此时在我们的生态系统中　　你就相当于千鸟　　At this point, in our ecosystem, you are akin to the plover,　　313　　00:14: 18,560 --> 00:14:21,510　　千鸟又叫牙签鸟　　常充当鳄鱼牙签的角色　　314　　00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,510　　一种小型净化鸟类　　从鳄鱼的牙缝间　　a small scavenging bird that eats extra food　　315　　00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,960　　吃掉多余的食物　　from between the teeth of crocodiles.　　316　　00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:29,030　　请飞到我们张开的咽喉　　尽情享用吧　　Please, fly into our open maw, and have at it.　　317　　00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,380　　要不是我冰箱就剩一瓶小苏打　　If I had more than a box of baking soda in my refrigerator,　　318　　00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,120　　我肯定不吃这嗟来之食　　I wouldn't have to take that.　　319　　00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,050　　嗨　　闺蜜　　Hi, bestie.　　320　　00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:42,170　　嗨　　Hi.　　321　　00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:47,190　　普丽娅　　你是律师　　对吧　　So, um, Priya, you're a lawyer, right?　　322　　00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,860　　我懂　　很无聊是吧　　I know. Pretty boring, huh?　　323　　00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:52,430　　拜托　　一点都不无聊　　Oh, come on. It's not boring at all.　　324　　00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:55,770　　她正在帮助建立一个二级市场　　She's currently helping set up a secondary derivative market　　325　　00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,410　　以便海外汽车公司巩固其投资　　which would allow overseas car firms to hedge their investments　　326　　00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:02,490　　以对抗电池技术的潜在进步　　against potential advancements in battery technology.　　327　　00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:04,830　　谢谢你　　莱纳德　　Thank you, Leonard.　　328　　00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:07,490　　让我的工作听着一点都不无聊了　　That doesn't make it sound boring at all.　　329　　00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:10,450　　抱歉...　　I'm sorry , but...　　330　　00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:11,940　　你还好吧　　So, how you holding up?　　331　　00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,710　　我没事　　I'm fine.　　332　　00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:17,140　　开什么玩笑　　她那么动人　　Oh, who are you kidding? She's breathtaking.　　333　　00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:21,040　　佩妮　　So, Penny,　　334　　00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,500　　莱纳德跟我说　　你是个演员　　Leonard tells me you're an actress.　　335　　00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,410　　这工作肯定相当令人兴奋吧　　That must be pretty exciting.　　336　　00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,000　　对　　是挺棒的　　Oh, yeah, yeah. It's real great.　　337　　00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,610　　今天我开车去范奈司试镜　　Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition　　338　　00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:29,950　　我原以为是一个猫食的广告　　I thought was going to be for a cat f" type="audio/mpeg" />-->