如果特朗普是种食物,他会是啥?
获得48.3k好评的回答@Eugenia Stonecroft
If Trump were a food he’d be a creampuff filled with poisoned and infectious cream filling. The gooey cream would be chock full of lead, mercury, measles, polio, arsenic and salmonella.The “Trumpuff” might have looked good to some, but soon they’ll start feeling queasy…
如果特朗普是一种食物的话,那他就是奶油泡芙,只不过里面的填满的是有传染性病毒的奶油。那黏糊糊的奶油里添加了大量的铅、水银、米珠(玻璃珠的一种)、脊髓灰质炎(脊髓灰质炎是由脊髓灰质炎病毒引起的严重危害儿童健康的急性传染病,脊髓灰质炎病毒为嗜神经病毒,主要侵犯中枢神经系统的运动神经细胞,以脊髓前角运动神经元损害为主)、砒霜以及沙门氏菌。一开始他们会觉得“特朗普”泡芙还不错,但是过不了多久,他们就会吐的。。。
获得15k好评的回答@Cal Galicia
You expect this food to be good. It’s also super-expensive, and also illegal in some countries. However, you buy it, expectations high. And…it’s not bad. But, it’s not that great either, and you realize you could’ve used your money to buy something a LOT better. Some people say that it’s good, and others say that it’s illegal to make and cruel to geese. Next time, you’ll know to spend your money more wisely.
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