有次我在一个酒吧里醉得很厉害。我走进卫生间,撞见卫生间里的另一个人。我说“哦,天呐,我很抱歉”。5分钟后我意识到我撞见的那个人是自己在镜子里的倒影。
11. Went out with $20. Woke up with 4250, 3 lighters, 2 phones & keys to someone else’s car..
出门的时候带了20块钱,醒来的时候身上有250块钱,3个打火机,2个手机,还有一把别人家的钥匙。
12. One night I got drunk with a forgign diplomat. He thought I worked for ”the embassy”. Turns out I worked for “NBC”.
一天晚上我和一个外国大使一起喝醉了。他以为我在“大使馆”工作。结果发现我是在“NBC电视台”工作。
13. I stepped out of the barto smoke. I realized I had to pee in the worst way but I had half a cig left. Decided to squat between two cops cars for ‘privacy’. Shout out to the San Diego policemen who let me finish up before they cuffed me.
我从酒吧里出来吸烟,我发现自己必须在最恶劣的环境里尿尿,幸好我还有半支烟。我决定蹲在两辆警车中间处理一点“私人事务”。我还对圣地亚哥的警察大声嚷嚷,他们让我把私事“解决完了”才把我铐起来。
14. I was trapped in an elevator, used the emergency phone freaking out till the door opened and I was rescued. Couldn’t figure out why my rescuers seemed so annoyed. Turns out I wasn’t trapped, in my drunken state I just forgot to press a button.
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