老师把我妈妈叫来，说因为她觉得我太单纯了，所以一开始差点就相信我的谎言了，直到后来听一个幼儿园小朋友说不睡觉在准备6个月以后的期末考试她就不信了。

My mom calls me a born liar since then.

从那以后妈妈说我是天生的谎言家。

获得5k好评的回答@Mandy Weaver：

His pet skunk died.

他的宠物臭鼬死了。

A student came into class one day and explained to the teacher that they were absent from school the day before because they were mourning the death of their pet skunk.

一个学生一天走进班级跟老师解释说他们前一天没来是为宠物臭鼬哀悼。

At first the teacher didn’t believe them, but then the kid’s parents filled in the details. The new housecleaner had accidentally used a cleaning product toxic to skunks, and this student was, in fact, so inconsolable that they didn’t return to school until the next day.

最初老师不信，但后来孩子的父母补充了一些细节。家里新来的清洁工无意中用了对臭鼬有毒的清洁产品，这个学生很伤心，哄不好了，所以第二天才来上学。

获得26.9k好评的回答@Sean Peatman：

My weirdest reason for being late for a class was “The cat was on fire”.

我最奇葩的上课迟到理由是“猫着火了。”

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