向空姐咨询,由于健康问题,自己可否换乘更高级的舱位,因为你可能只有几个月的寿命了。
Step 3: Props Even when stuck in your seat, you have several props at your disposal:
3.后盾
即使你被限制在座位上不能自由行走,你也有几个备用方案选择:
Go very quiet, start rummaging around for the sick bag and make loud retching noises into it.
非常安静地翻箱倒柜地寻找塑料袋,假装大声地向袋子里呕吐。
When you're given your food, make sure you throw it all over the place. Start answering back but only when your mouth is full so it sprays all over them.
当你拿到自己的食物之后,大口咀嚼。如果对方喋喋不休,你可以在满嘴都是食物的时候回应他。这样食物残渣可能会喷他一脸!
Pull out the life jacket from under your seat and explain that you're just getting prepared as every plane you've ever been on has crashed.
把救生衣从座位底下拉出来,向他解释,你要做好准备,因为你以往乘坐的每一架飞机都会出事!
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