There is a girl you see a lot at the gym, who always does these weird leg exercises you’ve never seen before. She’s beautiful. You make it a point to not look at her — because you are overly worried about looking creepy like that guy in the blue shirt who never wears underwear and always hangs around the lat pulldown machine — but you notice this girl is always at the gym when you are, and seems to always choose the bench next to you. You turn up the Slayer and concentrate on making your puddles bigger.
有一个你在健身房见过很多次,总做各种你从未见过的腿部拉伸的漂亮女孩。你尝试不去关注她——因为你过于担心会如同终日挂在拉力机上穿蓝色衬衫却从不穿内衣的家伙一样变得让人毛骨悚然——但你发现她总是在你来健身房的时候出现并选择你隔壁的健身区。你放大Slayer呐喊的音量并专注于制造更多的汗水。
Your ex parades her new boyfriend around, flatly ignoring you the entire time. He is taller than you, more ripped than you, better looking than you, and — according to the Greek chorus of your mutual friends — he comes from money. As you watch her introduce him to everyone but you, you remember how her blue eyes lit up underneath the ferris wheel on her birthday when you gave her those bracelets she’s wearing. In your pocket, your hand makes itself into a fist.
你的前女友带着她的新男友到处炫耀,直接完全忽略你。他比你高,比你更有形,比你更帅,而且——根据你和她一起参加的希腊合唱班里你们都认识的朋友们说——他很有钱。当你看到她向除了你的所有人介绍他的时候,你就想起在她生日那天你送给她今天戴的这条手链时,她蓝蓝的眼睛是如何在摩天轮下面放出光芒的。你口袋里的手握成了一个拳头。
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