讲讲那些有内涵的笑话_BEC初级作文

讲讲那些有内涵的笑话

The boy licked his cone and replied,"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

男孩舔了舔冰淇淋然后答道：“因为等我拿走了美元，这个游戏就结束了。”

获得3.3k好评的答案@Bharat Jakati

Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!

悲观主义者：天哪，这件事已经糟糕到头了。

Optimist: Yes, it can!

乐观主义者：不，这件事还能更糟。

获得2.6k好评的答案@Karan Bansal

Lawyer:To prove that my client was home alone, I would like to present my client's internet search history from that evening.

律师：为了证明我的委托人案发当时独自在家，我想呈上委托人在当晚的网络浏览记录。

Client: I'd rather just confess to the murder.

委托人：那我宁可承认我就是凶手。

获得1.2k好评的答案@Mudit Sharma

The CIA receives a serious bomb threat to Air Force One. Taking no chances, they call in a senior partner from McKinsey. After much deliberation he hands over a bag and requests that it is always present on the plane. This, he says, would reduce the risk. This trick seems to work so the CIA decide to open the bag. They discover a bomb in his bag. The partner explains. "Statistics show that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. However, the chance that there are two bombs on one plane is 1/1000000. So, plane is much safer..."