第一次约会最好不要一起吃饭_BEC初级作文

第一次约会最好不要一起吃饭

顺便提醒一下，如果你确实发现自己不小心把第一次浪漫约会设在了当地一家餐厅，那就带把牙刷吧。墨菲的约会定律说，如果你有可能在追求潜在伴侣的时候门牙上粘了一团食物，那么，这样的事就会发生。

Two words: gastrointestinal distress

四个字：肠胃不适

Even if you manage to choose a restaurant with an appealing menu and reasonable prices -- both of those are BIG ifs! -- you're still running a dangerous risk by trusting your stomach to do the right thing. Our gastrointestinal systems work in mysterious ways, and there's no telling if or when two seemingly innocuous foods might have an unexpected reaction that will lead to embarrassing results.

如果你选到了一家菜品美味、价格合理的餐厅（大写的“如果”），即使你觉得你的肠胃到时候可以正常运转，那么你还是冒了很大的风险。我们的肠胃系统运作方式非常神秘，不会提前告诉你：是否以及何时，两种看上去相安无事的食物会发生意想不到的反应，并导致非常尴尬的结果。

There are a million different factors working simultaneously to determine if and when your food will disagree with you. Even ordering an old favorite doesn't guarantee that it won’t send you racing to the bathroom halfway through your meal, or force you to make the impossible choice between whether to let one rip (and hope your date doesn’t hear) or bravely try to hold it in.