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E时代网狗Tommy的自述

Hey! Today, the host went out. I'm Tommy in charge this afternoon! I climb up to the computer, lucky! The owner is not off the net yet, and his name is still on chatroom. Ha ha, let my net dog Tommy try to surf the Internet! People often say that "the tiger father has no dog and son". After so many years with the owner, we can say that "the tiger owner has no dog and dog"! Why? "Dog"? "Dog"? It seems to mean the same thing!

chatroom里面怎么会有那么多的人？人们不用干活吗？名字不是“美丽”、“小美”就是“美眉”的？哼！耍我来的，谁相信啊！哈哈，有人和我说话啦！他（她）叫做PLMM，咦？怎么没有见过这个英文？莫非是拼音之缩写“破烂妹妹”？不管！聊了再说！

How can there be so many people in chatroom? Don't people have to work? Is the name "Meili", "Xiaomei" or "Meimei"? Hum! I'm here. Who believes it! Ha ha, someone is talking to me! His (her) name is plmm, eh? How come I haven't seen this English? Is it the abbreviation of pinyin "broken sister"? No matter! Talk about it!

PLMM：“阁下是男是女啊？”废话，我是条狗狗！我照例发话过去，但是无奈我的爪子没有人的手那样灵活，只有精工细做了！

Plmm: "are you male or female?" Nonsense, I'm a dog! I said as usual, but my claws were not as flexible as the hands of others, only the meticulous work!