二、公元前6500万年
2、 65 million B.C
我的飞行器发生了大爆炸。我历尽千辛万苦才得以活着回来见大家,我的传记差一点就没人写了。请相信我,我确实是按照《操作手册》驾驶的——至于恐龙的灭绝,我深感遗憾。
There was a big explosion in my aircraft. I've come back to see you after all my hard work. My biography is almost empty. Please believe me, I did drive according to the operation manual - as for the extinction of dinosaurs, I am deeply sorry.
三、公元前70万年,今北京西南周口店龙骨山
3、 In 700000 B.C., today's Zhoukoudian dragon bone mountain in southwest Beijing
我的打火机被一个浑身是毛的家伙(鬼知道它是人是猴!)抢走了!为了保住现代文明的成果,为了不因违反《时空管理法》而再被抓进监狱,我同这个原始人(还是高级猴?)做了殊死的搏斗。这个头脑简单的家伙四肢却着实发达,我被打得眼冒金星,终究没有保住我的打火机,它的力气实在太大了……北京猿人会使用打火机吗?这真是一个不错的研究课题。
My lighter is covered in fur (I know it's a man or a monkey Robbed! In order to keep the achievements of modern civilization and not to be arrested again for violating the law of time and space management, I am the same as this primitive man (or senior monkey?) A deadly fight. This guy with simple mind is really developed in limbs. I was hit with eyes full of stars. After all, he didn't keep my lighter. His strength is too great Can Peking ape man use lighter? This is really a good research topic.
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