四、公元前227年,秦
4、 227 BC, Qin
我见到了荆轲。这大个子对我的激光剑术佩服得五体投地,约我一起去刺杀嬴政。我同他干了两碗烧酒,脑筋一热就答应了。请别为我担心,我酒醒后思量再三,终于没有去,要知道,我是一个守法的公民,我尊重历史,至于那家伙因为我“居远未来”而孤身涉险,“被八创”,可怪不得我,历史毕竟是残酷的嘛。
I met Jing Ke. The big man admired my laser swordsmanship and asked me to kill Ying Zheng. I worked with him for two bowls of cooking wine, and when my brain was hot, I agreed. Please don't worry about me. After I woke up, I thought twice and finally didn't go. You know, I am a law-abiding citizen. I respect history. As for that guy, because I "live in the far future", he was alone and involved in danger and was "hit eight times". No wonder I am cruel after all.
五、公元200年
5、 200 A.D
我又丢东西了。我把一本袖珍版的《三国演义》丢在了中国南阳。要知道那是真正用纸做的!是古董!花了我半年的薪水!那书被一个落魄书生拾了去,谁知道他原来叫什么,他竟然给自己改名叫诸葛亮!当然,后面的内容都是我在法庭上听到的。
I lost something again. I left a pocket edition of the romance of the Three Kingdoms in Nanyang, China. You know it's really made of paper! It's an antique! It cost me half a year's salary! The book was picked up by a down-to-earth scholar. Who knows his original name? He even renamed himself Zhuge Liang! Of course, I heard the rest in court.
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