就因为兔子“险被抓”的这一特殊情况,“动物管理局”杞人忧天因噎废食,动员所有小动物“全面发展”,举措之一就是将小兔子、小狗、小龟和小松鼠等一起送进“游泳培训班”,当然,也会有一些小动物学得很好,譬如小狗、小龟,但要让小兔子和小松鼠也学好游泳,无异于叫张飞绣花,这不是扯蛋么?这不由让我联想到10年前的高考,张一一先生当年的语文、数学都呱呱叫,政治觉悟和历史知识也还不赖,就是英语分明少了一根什么筋,我的语文、数学几乎从不用功都是130、140分上下笑傲江湖,政治、历史什么的也只是稍事复习一下,我用90%以上的时间专攻英语,甚至语文课、数学课都用来记英语单词,20多年的全国高考题、上海高考题、北京模拟题、黄冈模拟题做了几百套,平时也能纸上谈兵头头是道,但一到考试就晕菜,再怎么努力也就是在60分左右徘徊,不折不扣是“抹不上墙的烂牛屎”,我当时也想把英语学好啊,可就是学不好又能有什么办法呢?我想小兔子和小松鼠是知晓我的。
Because of the special situation that rabbits are "caught in danger", the "Animal Management Bureau" gives up eating for fear of choking, and mobilizes all small animals to "develop in an all-round way". One of the measures is to send small rabbits, puppies, turtles and squirrels together to the "swimming training class". Of course, there will also be some small animals that learn very well, such as puppies and turtles, but let small rabbits and squirrels also Learning to swim well is like embroidering Zhang Fei. Isn't that bullshit? This reminds me of the college entrance examination 10 years ago. Mr. Zhang Yi's Chinese and mathematics were excellent, and his political awareness and historical knowledge were not bad. That is to say, English is a little weak. My Chinese and mathematics almost never use their skills at 130 or 140 points. I only review politics and history for a while. I specialize in English for more than 90% of my time English, even Chinese and math classes are used to memorize English words. Over 20 years of national college entrance examination, Shanghai college entrance examination, Beijing simulation and Huanggang simulation have been done hundreds of sets. Usually, they can talk on paper, but when they come to the exam, they will feel dizzy. No matter how hard they try, they will linger around 60 points, which is "the shit that can't be wiped on the wall". At that time, I also wanted to learn English well Ah, but what can we do if we can't learn well? I think little rabbit and little squirrel know me.
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