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　　Read the joke.

　　一

　　An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate(加标点)the words correctly.

　　The men wrote, "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

　　The women wrote, "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

　　二

　　James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know that?"

　　"Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see."

　　"The weather forecast?"

　　"Yes, the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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