职场中不能开的五种玩笑话_职场英语

职场中不能开的五种玩笑话

宣称患绝症：我真的有个朋友和大家说自己活不久了，可这事对朋友们来说真不是件欢乐的事情，因此这种提法就更不适合办公场合了。

Free Lunch For the Office: Announcing some freebies for the office such as a free fried chicken lunch for everyone then suddenly taking it back and claiming it's a joke would lead to many unhappy campers. People might skip lunch and spend their morning anticipating the fried chicken.

请同事吃免费午餐：如果你在办公室宣布请客，比如每人一份炸鸡饭，而回来时却告诉他们这只是个玩笑，那么你只会看到非常沮丧的表情。也许好多同事会因期待着你的炸鸡饭而不吃午餐。

Confess Your Love For a Co-Worker: It might be OK to do it to a friend, but it's not a joke that's suited for the office. That's because office romance is a tricky situation, and you don't want to get into trouble and get accused of sexual harassment.

向同事示爱：这对于你工作以外的朋友本是没什么问题的，但对于你的同事来说就不太合适了。办公室的风流韵事是很复杂的，如果你不想陷入麻烦，不想遭受性骚扰，就别这么做。

Destroy Work Items: Anything that involves destroying work property such as permanently screwing up the copier machine or ruining office chairs is a huge no-no. First of all, it's not your property, and you'll be liable for any damages. Second, your boss might have a lower opinion of you and she might think that you're the type of person who doesn't think twice about destroying or defacing public properties.