小二: Here you are!
武松:(喝一口酒)Good wine, very good wine!
(小二上了两碗酒,武松喝了,却是不再倒了)
武松:I want more wine. Why not serve me?服务员!怎么不倒酒了?
小二:Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way! 客官,要比萨饼就给您,这酒就不添了。
武松:(生气) Why? I have money! (扔钱倒桌上)
掌柜:Look! (指着 “三碗不过冈牌子)。This wine is very strong. One bowl, comfortable. Two bowls, can’t walk. Three bowls, drunk and fall!,(叫店小二示范) 喝一碗神清气爽,喝两碗保你浑身无力,喝三碗就立刻醉倒,最多喝保证你酒精中毒,命都没有了……
武松:(喝一口,挤笑)Who am i? Wu Song! Even 18 bowls is nothing for me. Give me wine!(咆哮,敲桌子) 不是我狂妄,这酒劲虽大,可我绝对是应付得了,就是喝上十八碗也只是漱口而已,倒酒
掌柜:But you must call this number first.(掏出手机,出示电话号码, 旁边注明棺材预订), Then I will serve you more wine.
武松:(勉强同意,做打电话状)Hello!.......
小二:Here is your wine. But your last meal, I think.你的酒来了!慢慢喝,估计是你最后一顿了。
(武松冷哼一声。一次次举起大碗,眨眼间十八碗酒就下了肚吃完了,拎着他的棍子就走)
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