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第一幕:喝酒
武松:Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister in law Pan jinlian! She poisoned my brother. I told my brother Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother still married her. (叹气,唉….跟音乐一起唱且跳舞)Dangerous, dangerous! The girl is dangerous.
武松(见到酒店一家):A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. (进屋坐下)Waiter! Wine! Wine! The best wine!
小二:Hi, sir. Sit down please. Would you like XO, Er Guo Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer?
武松:(晕晕乎乎地)How much is the XO?
小二:1880 ( 展示大瓶酒,醒目的标价)。
武松:Open…Open…..(喷嚏)(小二将酒瓶起开)
武松:(面怒,片刻无语)Open the window please!Not the wine. I want some er guo tou! It’s strong enough.
小二:You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头),Ok. Here you are.
武松:Anything to eat?
小二:Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza?
武松:Ten pizzas, please.
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