我要弄清楚为什么我会有9个电子邮箱。

I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).

我不再给我的老公（老婆）写电子邮件了。

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

我要和那个不争气的孩子——我自己，一起加油

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I\'m not a clock watcher.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won\'t worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people\'s feelings when they so obviously don\'t consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I\'ll tell him he stinks!

I will be more imaginative.

I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

Resolutions You Would be Tempted to Keep...

For those who are scared of making resolutions here are some resolutions they would actually be tempted to keep!!

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