Funny New Year Resolutions
Check out these funny and innovative New Year\'s Resolutions! Enjoy these and make some for yourself...Surely you will enjoy!!
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
我决定今天不再穿着睡衣在客厅里宅一天,我要把电脑搬到卧室去。
I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
我不会再把时间浪费在反省过去上,我要把它们用来担心未来。
I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
我不会再用那些借口跟老板请假了,我要想一些新的理由。
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
新年里,我要减少洗衣服的次数,多用除臭剂。
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
我要尽可能避免洗澡,节省水资源。
Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
向我的律师保证,再也不会喝醉了上拘留所。
I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
我要戒掉巧克力,完全地,绝对地,彻底地……
I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
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