2016白宫记者协会晚宴段子手奥巴马火力全开_演讲

2016白宫记者协会晚宴段子手奥巴马火力全开

当地时间4月30日，一年一度的美国白宫记者协会晚宴于华盛顿希尔顿酒店举行。作为美国总统奥巴马任内的最后一次晚宴，此次到场的名流政要可谓星光熠熠。威尔·史密斯与贾达·萍克·史密斯夫妇、“小丑”杰瑞德·莱托、爱玛·沃森、“女王”海伦·米伦、“老白”布莱恩·科兰斯顿、抖森以及“莱娅公主”凯莉·费雪等全都来为奥巴马的“封箱”吐槽大会捧场。

[“Cups” playing as Obama walks up. Audience can hear “You’re going to miss me when I’m gone…"]

You can’t say it, but you know it is true.

Good evening everybody. It is an honor to be here at my last, and perhaps the last White House correspondents’ dinner. You all look great. The end of the Republic has never looked better.

I do apologize. I know I was a little late tonight. I was running on CPT, which stands for jokes that white people should not make. That’s a tip for you, Jeff. Anyway, here we are, my eighth and final appearance at this unique event. And I am excited. If this material works well, I’m going to use it at Goldman Sachs next year. Earn me some serious Tubmans. That’s right. That’s right.

My brilliant and beautiful wife Michelle is here tonight. She looks so happy to be here. It’s called practice. It’s like learning to do three-minute planks. She makes it look easy now. But…