“有一个嗑药嗑high了的勇敢年轻人,他计划从急诊室逃跑。他成功地爬进了天花板的吊顶,然后开始逃离这个房间...直到他从天花板上摔了下来。他摔落在地板上,倒在担架的抬手上,最后摔坏了他的胳膊。”
5. That's not how plungers work
活塞不是这么用的
"A young man was experiencing constipation and decided he needed a plunger. He grabbed for the toilet bowl brush and used the handle to insert into his rectum. The plastic hand had a curved hook on it, which got snagged on his anus. He was unable to remove it without horrific pain. EMS was called, and he was transported to the ER. With the help of his new wife comforting him on one side of the stretcher and moderate sedation, the doctor worked from the other end to dis-impact the toilet brush from his rectum."
“有一个年轻人便秘了,他觉得自己需要一个活塞。于是他抓起了马桶疏通器(就是头上有个大塑胶吸盘的那东西),然后把手柄插入了菊花。但塑料手柄上有一个弯曲的钩状物,结果它卡在了肛门里。但他没有办法在不造成剧烈疼痛的前提下把它拔出来。于是他打电话叫了120,然后被紧急送往了急诊室。他的妻子在担架一旁不断安慰他,同时我们也给他注射了适量的镇定剂,因此医生才得以从另一端将疏通器从他的直肠里取出来。”
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