00:00:03,650　　-把他按倒　　-你没辙了　　谢尔顿　　Take him down! He's got you, sheldon.　　2　　00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:06,080　　放得漂亮!　　你实在太菜了　　Look at this move! He's completely schooling you.　　3　　00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,370　　伙计们　　伙计们　　Hey, guys. guys.　　4　　00:00:07,370 --> 00:00:09,800　　有几个女服务生要我来问你们一声　　Some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something.　　5　　00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,960　　这个叫"Tresling"　　它是将掰手腕需要的力量　　It's called Tresling. It combines the physical strength of arm wrestling　　6　　00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,560　　与玩俄罗斯方块需要的头脑敏捷度相结合的终极运动　　with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate spots.　　7　　00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,690　　是　　很棒　　Yeah, that's terrific.　　8　　00:00:17,690 --> 00:00:20,300　　但她们是要我来问　　你们是否可以打住了　　but they wanted me to ask you to cut it the hell out.　　9　　00:00:20,970 --> 00:00:22,940　　好　　来吧　　大伙　　来了　　Great. Come here, guys. Come on.　　10　　00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:27,220　　祝你生日快乐　　Happy birthday to you.　　11　　00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:30,140　　我们还是结束吧　　打成平手　　俄罗斯方块你赢了　　We might as well stop. It's a stalemate. You're beating me in Tetris,　　12　　00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:32,770　　你的上肢力量就跟个同性恋差不多　　but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.　　13　　00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,820　　同性恋?　　我现在就干你　　Keebler elf? I've got your Keebler elf right here.　　14　　00:00:40,580 --> 00:00:42,150　　好　　打成平手　　Okay, it's a stalemate.　　15　　00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,080　　莱纳德　　礼拜六我们会　　So, leonard, will we be seeing you　　16　　00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,180　　在这里看到你和你的免费生日奶酪蛋糕吗　　on saturday for your free birthday cheesecake?　　17　　00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:49,110　　他不能吃奶酪蛋糕　　He can't eat cheesecake.　　18　　00:00:49,110 --> 00:00:50,550　　他乳糖过敏的　　He's lactose intolerant.　　19　　00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,930　　好　　那可以要胡萝卜蛋糕　　Okay, he can have carrot cake.　　20　　00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:53,270　　那蛋糕上面装饰的奶油奶酪呢　　What about the cream cheese frosting?　　21　　00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,620　　他可以掰下来不吃　　He can scrape it off.　　22　　00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:57,300　　不提蛋糕了　　Forget about the cake.　　23　　00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,240　　你怎么会知道礼拜六我生日?　　How do you know that my birthday's saturday?　　24　　00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,670　　我占卜过你的星座　　还记得?　　I did your horoscope, remember?　　25　　00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:01,820　　我还想占卜你们每一个的　　I was going to do everybody's,　　26　　00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:04,560　　直到被谢尔顿那典型且神经兮兮的理论所打断　　Until sheldon went on one of his typical psychotic rants.　　27　　00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:06,200　　正式申明下　　For the record,　　28　　00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,670　　那"神经兮兮的理论"是贝尔特拉姆·福尔　　"that psychotic rant" was a concise summation　　29　　00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:11,600　　所做研究的简要概括　　Of the research of bertram forer, who in 1948,　　30　　00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,560　　他于1948年通过精心设计的实验　　Proved conclusively through meticulously designed　　31　　00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,260　　结论性地证明占星术只不过　　Experiments that astrology is nothing　　32　　00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:17,260　　是伪科学的噱头　　but pseudo-scientific hokum.　　33　　00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:19,090　　叽里呱啦叽里呱啦　　典型的金牛座　　Blah, blah, blah. typical taurus.　　34　　00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:22,150　　说真的　　我们是不是周六见?　　So, seriously. are we going to see you saturday?　　35　　00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:24,150　　-我想不是吧　　-为什么?　　Uh, I don't inink so. why not?　　36　　00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:25,440　　我不庆祝生日的　　I don't celebrate my birthday.　　37　　00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,980　　开玩笑　　你不会的　　Shut up. yeah, you do.　　38　　00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,370　　这没什么大不了　　我一直都是这样的　　It's no big deal; it's just the way I was raised.　　39　　00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,770　　我父母只会在我取得成就的时候庆祝　　My parents focused on celebrating achievements,　　40　　00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:33,040　　而被逐出产道　　And being expelled from a birth canal　　41　　00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:35,040　　显然不算其中一项　　was not considered one of them.　　42　　00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,640　　这太可笑了　　That's so silly.　　43　　00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,720　　事实上　　这还是一篇有理有据的文章　　It's actually based on very sound theories.　　44　　00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,550　　他母亲发表在报纸上的　　His mother published a paper on it.　　45　　00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:42,670　　这篇文章什么标题　　Well, what was it called?　　46　　00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,270　　"我讨厌我儿子　　因此他不能吃蛋糕"?　　"i hate my son and that's why he can't have cake"?　　47　　00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:47,660　　显然易见　　这是正确的　　It was obviously effective.　　48　　00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:50,100　　莱纳德长大后现在是一位实验物理学家　　Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist.　　49　　00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,750　　也许如果她还不让他过圣诞节　　Perhaps if she'd also denied him christmas,　　50　　00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,290　　他还会更出色些　　he'd be a little better at it.　　51　　00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:55,820　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　52　　00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,970　　我很爱过生日　　Well, I love birthdays.　　53　　00:01:57,970 --> 00:02:00,870　　起床后早饭是妈妈特制的法式吐司　　Waking up to mom's special french toast breakfast,　　54　　00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,500　　戴上生日王冠　　Wearing the birthday king crown,　　55　　00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,500　　和朋友们玩激光枪捉人　　playing laser tag with all my friends...　　56　　00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,370　　是吗　　看见不?　　Yeah, see?　　57　　00:02:05,370 --> 00:02:06,790　　那才是孩子们该干的　　That's what kids should have.　　58　　00:02:06,790 --> 00:02:08,680　　事实上　　这是在去年　　Actually, that was last year.　　59　　00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:15,720　　这么说你真的从来没开过生日派对?　　So you really never had a birthday party?　　60　　00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,400　　没错　　但没问题啊　　No, but it was okay.　　61　　00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,450　　我小时候　　I mean, when I was little,　　62　　00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:19,960　　还想父母可能会改变主意　　I'd think maybe my parents would change　　63　　00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,470　　然后办个派对给我个惊喜　　Their mind and surprise me with a party.　　64　　00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:24,000　　有一次生日　　我上完大提琴课回来　　Like this one birthday I came home from my cello　　65　　00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,810　　看见外面停着许多陌生的轿车　　Lesson and I saw a lot of strange cars parked out front.　　66　　00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:27,570　　我走到门外时　　When I got to the door,　　67　　00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:28,770　　听得见里面人在细声细语　　I could hear people whispering　　68　　00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:30,770　　还闻到了表兄的巧克力蛋糕　　and I could smell german chocolate cake,　　69　　00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:32,260　　那是我的最爱　　Which is my favorite.　　70　　00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:34,180　　然后呢?　　And?　　71　　00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:36,500　　结果是我祖父去世了　　It turns out my grandfather had died.　　72　　00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:40,240　　天呐　　那太糟糕了　　Oh, my god. that's terrible.　　73　　00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,490　　那次倒有点生日派对的意思　　Well, it was kind of like a birthday party.　　74　　00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,440　　所有的亲戚都来了　　也有蛋糕　　所以...　　I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so...　　75　　00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,430　　这是我听过的最可怜的事了　　That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.　　76　　00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:50,430　　是吗?　　You think?　　77　　00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:53,100　　继续　　告诉她你高中毕业舞会的事　　Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom.　　78　　00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:15,880　　天才也性感 第一季 第16集　　The Big Bang Theory S01E16　　79　　00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,310　　叫他们千万别忘了...不放花生　　Make sure they remember-- no peanuts.　　80　　00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:24,300　　霍华德　　城里每家泰国餐馆　　Howard, every thai restaurant in town　　81　　00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:25,670　　都知道你不能吃花生　　knows you can't eat peanuts.　　82　　00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,710　　他们看到我进去都直接说　　"不放花生男来了!"　　When they see me coming, they go, "ah, no-peanut boy!"　　83　　00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,380　　好　　佩妮　　Hello, penny.　　84　　00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:43,490　　莱纳德刚走　　Leonard just left.　　85　　00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,060　　我知道　　我来跟你说呢　　I know. I want to talk to you.　　86　　00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,590　　我们可以说什么?　　What would we talk about?　　87　　00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,490　　就我所知我们没有什么共同语言　　We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of.　　88　　00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,300　　你知道　　我对闲谈没兴趣　　As you know, I don't care for chitchat.　　89　　00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:53,000　　你先让我进去好吗　　Can you just let me in?　　90　　00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,590　　没问题　　但我不认为这是什么有效的努力　　Well, all right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.　　91　　00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,520　　好　　直接说吧　　Okay, here's the deal.　　92　　00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,030　　我们要在周六给莱纳德　　We are going to throw leonard a kick-ass　　93　　00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:01,710　　办个超级惊喜的生日派对　　Surprise party for his birthday on saturday.　　94　　00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:02,970　　我不赞同　　I hardly think so.　　95　　00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:05,160　　莱纳德说得很清楚他不想要派对　　Leonard made it very clear he doesn't want a party.　　96　　00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,370　　有人说..."派对"?　　Did someone say... "party"?　　97　　00:04:09,030 --> 00:04:12,050　　他根本不知道他想要　　因为他从来没有过　　He just doesn't know he wants one 'cause he's never had one.　　98　　00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,180　　这倒是可能的　　但申明一下　　I suppose that's possible, but for the record,　　99　　00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:16,710　　我从来没玩过3P　　但我仍知道我想玩　　I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.　　100　　00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,250　　霍华德　　Howard,　　101　　00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,240　　区别在这儿...莱纳德享受一次生日派对　　Here's the difference-- the possibility exists that　　102　　00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,290　　还有可能在地狱毁灭之前发生　　Leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezes over.　　103　　00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,330　　好吧　　如果我真的玩3P了　　我不会叫你的　　Fine. if I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it.　　104　　00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,640　　我开个玩笑啦　　你可以加入的　　I'm just kidding. yes, you can.　　105　　00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:38,430　　你可以带个朋友来吗　　Can you bring a friend.　　106　　00:04:38,450 --> 00:04:41,430　　生日派对真是个馊主意　　I think a birthday party's a terrible idea.　　107　　00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:44,300　　我真嫉妒莱纳德从小到大能免于这份痛苦　　I envy leonard for growing up without that anguish.　　108　　00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:45,140　　痛苦?!　　Anguish?!　　109　　00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:46,570　　年复一年　　Year after year,　　110　　00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:49,500　　我都得忍受戴滑稽帽子的痛苦　　I had to endure wearing comical hats while being　　111　　00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,280　　然后被迫走到那又挤又满是汗臭的快乐城堡里　　Forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles.　　112　　00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:55,190　　更别提要把我眼睛遮住　　转几圈走到一个奇怪的熊那里　　Not to mention being blindfolded and being spun toward a　　113　　00:04:55,190 --> 00:04:58,870　　被其他小孩子嘲笑我没有方向感　　Grotesque illess donkey as the other children mocked my disorientation.　　114　　00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:01,160　　亲爱的　　Okay, sweetie,　　115　　00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:05,420　　我知道你有一些非专业人士无法治愈的伤疤　　I understand u have scars that no nonprofeioional can heal, but,　　116　　00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,430　　但是无论如何　　我们都要给莱纳德开个生日派对　　Nevertheless, we're going to throw leonard a birthday party.　　117　　00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:10,040　　我有没有说清楚我特别不喜欢跳舞　　Have I pointed out that I'm extremely uncomforblble with dancing,　　118　　00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,090　　很吵的音乐　　和其他大多由酒精引起的无聊举动?　　Loud music and most other forms of alcohol-induced frivolity?　　119　　00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:16,210　　无论如何　　我们...　　Nevertheless, we're...　　120　　00:05:16,210 --> 00:05:17,920　　另外　　我真觉得莱纳德并不想...　　In addition, I really don't think that leonard wtsts...　　121　　00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,410　　要么你帮我开派对　　要么　　上帝啊　　You either you help me throw leonard a birtayay party or, so help me god,　　122　　00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,740　　我会到你的卧室里把你最值钱的　　I will go into your bedroom and unbag all of your most valuable,　　123　　00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:23,960　　全新漫画书都倒出来　　Mint-condition comic books.　　124　　00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,430　　然后在其中一本...你不会知道是哪本　　And on one of them-- you won't know which--　　125　　00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:28,150　　-我会在上面用墨水画一个小小的笑脸　　-你不能这么做　　I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink. you can't do that.　　126　　00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,830　　如果你在一本全新的漫画书上做标记　　那就不是全新的了　　If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint.　　127　　00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:36,920　　谢尔顿　　你懂啥叫勒索吗?　　Sheldon, do you understand the concept of blackmail?　　128　　00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,250　　当然　　我明白　　噢...　　Well, of course, i... oh.　　129　　00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,120　　我有个想法　　Yeah, I have an idea.　　130　　00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,750　　我们来给莱纳德开一个超级生日派对吧　　Let's throw leonard a kick-ass birthday party.　　131　　00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,570　　这不是敲门密码　　That's not the secret knock.　　132　　00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:08,810　　这才是敲门密码　　This is the secret knock.　　133　　00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:14,340　　有什么区别啊?　　what difference does it make?　　134　　00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,530　　设置敲门密码的所有意义就在于建立一种　　The whole point of a secret knock is to establish a　　135　　00:06:16,530 --> 00:06:20,410　　非语言信号来验证某人的同行者身份的办法　　Non-verbal signal to verify the identity of one's co-conspirators.　　136　　00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:21,870　　是不是拉杰和霍华德?　　Is that raj and howard?　　137　　00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:23,570　　可能　　但是还没有核对　　Possibly, but unverified.　　138　　00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:25,830　　让我们进去不　　Will you just let us in.　　139　　00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:28,320　　你很幸运　　这并不是核反应堆　　Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor.　　140　　00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,910　　你们准备了什么生日礼物?　　So what'd you get the birthday boy?　　141　　00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:32,720　　拉杰给他买了一个特别赞的　　Well, raj got him an awesome,　　142　　00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,610　　限量版黑暗武士的雕塑　　Limited edition dark knight sculpture　　143　　00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,120　　是出自阿列克斯·罗丝版本授权的蝙蝠侠　　Based on alex ross's definitive batman.　　144　　00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,980　　而我送给他这份完美的　　有费曼亲笔签名的　　And I got him this amazing autographed copy　　145　　00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,850　　关于物理学演讲的拷贝　　Of the feynman lectures on physics.　　146　　00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:41,450　　太棒了　　Nice.　　147　　00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:42,860　　我要送他一件毛衣　　I got him a sweater.　　148　　00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:45,910　　他可能会喜欢吧　　Okay, well, he might like that.　　149　　00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:47,530　　我见过他感到冷的　　I've seen him get chilly.　　150　　00:06:48,810 --> 00:06:50,500　　谢尔顿　　我没有看到你的礼物啊　　Sheldon, I didn't see your present.　　151　　00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,190　　因为我没有带礼物来　　That's because I didn't bring one.　　152　　00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,370　　-为什么啊?　　-别问　　Why not? don't ask.　　153　　00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:56,820　　整个送礼物的机制是没有意义的　　The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense.　　154　　00:06:56,820 --> 00:07:00,260　　-太迟了　　-比如说我花50美元给你买礼物　　Too late. let's say I go out and I spend $50 on you.　　155　　00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:03,660　　我得费尽心思想你需要什么　　这是件很艰苦的事情　　It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need,　　156　　00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:05,040　　而且你知道你需要什么　　Whereas you know what you need.　　157　　00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,380　　现在　　我们把事情简化　　直接给你50美元　　Now, I could simplify things-- just give you the $50 directly,　　158　　00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:11,550　　然后我生日的时候你给我50美元　　这样继续下去　　And then you could give me $50 on my birthday, and so on,　　159　　00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:15,010　　直到我们其中一个死了　　留下个比你富50美元的老人　　Until one of us dies, leaving the other one old and $50 richer.　　160　　00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,230　　我问问你　　这样有意义吗　　And I ask you, is it worth it?　　161　　00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,080　　叫你别问的　　Told you not to ask.　　162　　00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,540　　谢尔顿　　你是他朋友啊　　Well, sheldon, you're his friend.　　163　　00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:26,370　　朋友之间就是互送礼物的　　Friends give each other presents.　　164　　00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:29,000　　我同意你的论据　　但不同意你的论点　　I accept your premise; I reject your conclusion.　　165　　00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:34,910　　你试试告诉他这是一个没得选择的社交习俗　　Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.　　166　　00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:35,710　　什么?　　What?　　167　　00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:36,830　　照我说的做　　Just do it.　　168　　00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:41,390　　这是一个没得选择的...　　It's a non-optional...　　169　　00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,230　　社交习俗　　Social convention.　　170　　00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,410　　那倒是　　Oh. fair enough.　　171　　00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:50,650　　他很有规则性的　　He came with a manual.　　172　　00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,120　　提问　　我怎么在派对之前　　Question-- how am I going to get leonard　　173　　00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:54,990　　给莱纳德准备一份礼物?　　a present before the party?　　174　　00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:57,030　　我不会开车而且在步行范围内　　I don't drive and the only things available within　　175　　00:07:57,030 --> 00:07:59,170　　能去的只有一家泰国菜餐馆和一个加油站　　Walking distance are a thai restaurant and a gas station.　　176　　00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:01,460　　我看我能打包一份　　I suppose I could wrap up an order of　　177　　00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:03,610　　脆炸米粉再加一些刮奖券　　Mee krob and a couple of lottery scratchers.　　178　　00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:08,160　　我们这么办　　我开车带谢尔顿去买礼物　　Okay let's do this-- I will drive sheldon to get a present.　　179　　00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,040　　霍华德　　你得让莱纳德离开房间两小时　　And howard, you need to get rid of leonard for about two hours.　　180　　00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:10,660　　没问题　　No problem.　　181　　00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:11,990　　然后拉杰　　你把东西搬到对面　　And then, raj, you bring the stuff　　182　　00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:13,690　　然后开始布置　　across the hall and start setting up.　　183　　00:08:15,260 --> 00:08:17,090　　如果有客人来了怎么办?　　What if guests show up?　　184　　00:08:17,090 --> 00:08:18,390　　招待他们　　Entertain them.　　185　　00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:20,330　　要是是女客人怎么办?　　What if they're women?　　186　　00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:24,040　　一直盯着她们　　让她们觉得不舒服　　Stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable.　　187　　00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:38,110　　你还好吗　　How's it goin'?　　188　　00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:39,100　　很好　　Fine.　　189　　00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,960　　听着　　新艺术影院正在放映　　So listen, the nuart is showing the revised,　　190　　00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,960　　最终修订版的银翼杀手　　Definitive cut of blade runner.　　191　　00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,910　　看过了　　Seen it.　　192　　00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:50,180　　不　　你看的是25周年的最终版本　　No, you've seen the 25th anniversary final cut.　　193　　00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:53,880　　而这个版本有八秒钟以前没看过的片断　　This one has eight seconds of previously unseen footage.　　194　　00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,910　　他们说这会完全改变电影的基调　　They say it completely changes the tone of the film.　　195　　00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,230　　算了　　Uh... pass.　　196　　00:08:58,700 --> 00:08:59,570　　来吧　　Come on.　　197　　00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:02,850　　之后还有与哈里斯·福特替身的问答　　Afterwards, there's a q & a with harrison ford's body double.　　198　　00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:06,340　　听着　　我正在打光晕生命之战呢　　Look, I'm in the halo battle of my life here.　　199　　00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:08,820　　这是个在哥本哈根的小孩　　他没有免疫系统　　There's this kid in copenhagen-- he has no immune system,　　200　　00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:11,760　　所以他24小时加7天不停地坐着打光晕　　So all he does is sit in his bubble and play halo 24-seven.　　201　　00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:14,460　　你不能找别的时间跟他玩?　　Can't you play him some other time?　　202　　00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:16,500　　如果你相信他的医生那就不能　　Not if you believe his doctors.　　203　　00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:21,980　　天啊　　闻到煤气味吗　　Oh, my god, do you smell gas?　　204　　00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:24,000　　没有　　No.　　205　　00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,750　　确实没有　　Yeah, no.　　206　　00:09:30,610 --> 00:09:32,240　　那边有DVD播放机　　You know, they have dvds over there.　　207　　00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,530　　是　　但这里有DVD刻录机　　Yes, but they have dvd burners over here.　　208　　00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,500　　莱纳德需要一个DVD刻录机　　leonard needs a dvd burner.　　209　　00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:41,880　　谢尔顿　　礼物不应该是一个人所需要的　　Sheldon, a gift shouldn't be something someone needs,　　210　　00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,140　　而应该是一件有趣的东西　　It should be something fun.　　211　　00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:44,970　　一件他们不会买给自己的东西　　You know, something they wouldn't buy for themself.　　212　　00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,110　　你意思说比如一件毛衣?　　You mean like a sweater?　　213　　00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,880　　那件毛衣很有趣的　　It's a fun sweater.　　214　　00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,130　　上面有一个醒目的几何图案　　It's got a bold geometric print.　　215　　00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:57,000　　-是几何学使它变得有趣?　　-好吧...　　Is it the geometry that makes it fun? okay...　　216　　00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,620　　重点是我们关心某个人的表达方式之一　　The point is one of the ways we show we care about people is　　217　　00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:03,720　　可以是通过把想法和想象力赋予到送他的礼物中　　By putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them.　　218　　00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,930　　我明白了　　Okay, I see.　　219　　00:10:05,930 --> 00:10:08,790　　-所以不能是DVD刻录机了　　-没错　　So, not a dvd burner exactly.　　220　　00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:10,370　　一件他不会买给自己的东西　　Something he wouldn't buy for himself.　　221　　00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:12,630　　一件有趣的东西　　一件像...　　Something fun. something like...　　222　　00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,970　　802-11n无线路由器　　An 802-11n wireless router!　　223　　00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,990　　来吧　　哥本哈根男孩　　Here you go, copenhagen boy.　　224　　00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:23,930　　尝尝汉斯·克里斯蒂安手雷的滋味吧　　How about a taste of hans christian hand grenade?　　225　　00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:28,980　　那肯定感觉不好　　Oh, that could not feel good.　　226　　00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:32,950　　来啊　　来...　　Come on, come...　　227　　00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:34,420　　你个聪明的...　　Oh, you clever...　　228　　00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:39,910　　来啊　　来啊　　Come on. come on.　　229　　00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,100　　尝尝这个!　　Take that!　　230　　00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,170　　怎么了?　　What's the matter?　　231　　00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:51,930　　这个格兰诺拉燕麦卷里面有花生!　　This granola bar, it has peanuts in it!　　232　　00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:53,650　　上帝啊　　你为什么吃它呢　　Oh, my god. why did you eat it?　　233　　00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:55,070　　我不知道　　它就放在那里　　I don't know. It was just there.　　234　　00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:58,330　　如果我有把枪放在那里　　你会对自己开枪吗　　if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?　　235　　00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,630　　别对我吼　　Don't yell at me!　　236　　00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:02,100　　我必须得去急诊室!　　I've got to go to the emergency room!　　237　　00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,830　　-现在?　　-不　　等到我的舌头肿得像胸部一样!　　Now?! no, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket!　　238　　00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:09,540　　好　　让我拿下钥匙　　All right, uh, just let me get my keys.　　239　　00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:11,870　　上帝啊　　上帝啊　　上帝啊　　Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god!　　240　　00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,010　　洗衣房已经没人了　　The laundry is out of the hamper.　　241　　00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,770　　好　　谢尔顿　　那应该是什么?　　Okay, sheldon, what was it supposed to be?　　242　　00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,960　　好　　没有人洗衣服了!　　Fine. it's out of the washer!　　243　　00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,670　　等甩干的时候我再打电话给你　　I'll call you when it's in the dryer.　　244　　00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:29,120　　好　　我们走　　All right, let's go.　　245　　00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,040　　你觉得呢　　What do you think?　　246　　00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,160　　那个　　Um, that one.　　247　　00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,160　　因为有两个额外的以太网接口?　　Because of the two additional ethernet ports?　　248　　00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,370　　-是的　　-他不需要　　Sure.He doesn't need them.　　249　　00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,440　　他已经有一台六个以太网接口的交换机了　　He's already got a six-port ethernet switch.　　250　　00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,010　　好吧　　那这个　　Oh, okay, then this one.　　251　　00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,350　　-为什么　　-我不知道　　Why? I don't know.　　252　　00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:54,390　　盒子上的男人看起来很开心　　The man on the box looks so happy.　　253　　00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,100　　佩妮　　如果我要给莱纳德买礼物　　penny, if I'm going to buy leonard a gift,　　254　　00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,830　　我一定要买得合适　　I'm going to do it right.　　255　　00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:02,180　　我不会让他经历我童年时的创伤　　I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did.　　256　　00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:05,020　　我知道我可能会后悔了　　不过　　什么创伤?　　I know I'm gonna regret this, but what trauma?　　257　　00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,050　　我12岁生日的时候　　On my 12th birthday,　　258　　00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:10,320　　我非常想要一个钛离心分离机　　I really wanted a titanium centrifuge　　259　　00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,720　　这样　　我就可以分离放射性同位素了　　so, you know, I could separate radioactive isotopes.　　260　　00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,800　　当然　　Of course.　　261　　00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:18,380　　然而我父母却给我买了一个...　　Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me...　　262　　00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,430　　真是难以启齿　　Wow, this is hard.　　263　　00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:24,680　　他们给我买了一辆摩托车　　They got me a motorized dirt bike.　　264　　00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,220　　不会吧　　No!　　265　　00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,490　　一个怎么样的12岁男孩会要辆摩托车?　　What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?　　266　　00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,540　　所有的　　All of them?　　267　　00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,380　　真的?　　Really?　　268　　00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,460　　-是的　　-哈　　Yeah. huh.　　269　　00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,120　　好吧　　我们就买这个?　　Okay, so we're getting this one?　　270　　00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,050　　是吧　　Yeah, I suppose.　　271　　00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,290　　好　　我们走吧　　All right, let's go.　　272　　00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,770　　打扰一下　　Excuse me.　　273　　00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,580　　你了解这个东西吗?　　Do you know anything about this stuff?　　274　　00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,760　　我了解它的一切　　I know everything about this stuff.　　275　　00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:49,570　　太好了　　Okay,　　276　　00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,100　　我个人在开展鲜花批发业务　　I have my own whwholesale flower business　　277　　00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:53,100　　我想把我的前台计算机　　and I want to hook up my computer in the front entrance　　278　　00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,800　　和冷藏库的计算机连在一起　　with the one in my refrigerated warehouse.　　279　　00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,620　　这个　　看　　我们就买的这个　　Here, buy this one. Look, it's the one we're getting.　　280　　00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:58,620　　看　　他很开心　　See? happy guy.　　281　　00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,090　　不　　不　　不　　她不需要那个　　No, no, no, she doesn't want that.　　282　　00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:04,490　　她需要一个扩大范围的点对点网络　　She needs a point-to-point peer network with a range extender.　　283　　00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:05,400　　谢谢你　　Thank you.　　284　　00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,420　　我应该选哪一个硬盘　　火线还是USB?　　Which hard drive do I want-- firewire or usb?　　285　　00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:11,370　　这取决于你有什么总线(bus还有大巴士的意思)　　It depends on what bus you have available.　　286　　00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,610　　我开的是雪佛兰跑车　　I drive a chevy cavalier.　　287　　00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:20,210　　真主啊　　Oh, dear lord.　　288　　00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,290　　-谢尔顿　　我们该走了　　-现在不行　　佩妮　　Sheldon, we have to go. not now, penny.　　289　　00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:23,510　　这位可怜人需要我的帮助　　This poor man needs me.　　290　　00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,170　　你等一下　　我马上招呼你　　You, hold on. I'll be right with you.　　291　　00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:27,420　　你计算机是什么样的?　　What computer do you have?　　292　　00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,050　　请不要说是一台白色的　　And please don't say "a white one."　　293　　00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:36,420　　打扰一下　　Excuse me.　　294　　00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:37,820　　把这个填好　　找个座位坐下　　Fill this out. have a seat.　　295　　00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:38,380　　不　　听着　　No, listen.　　296　　00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,430　　我们打算给我的朋友开一个惊喜派对　　We're throwing my friend a surprise party and I'm　　297　　00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,340　　而我要让我朋友离开公寓两小时　　Supposed to keep him out of his apartment for two hours.　　298　　00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,740　　把这个填好　　找个座位坐下　　Uh-huh. fill this out and have a seat.　　299　　00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,430　　不　　No, see,　　300　　00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:47,260　　我能让他离开的唯一办法就是告诉他　　The only way I could get him to leave was to tell　　301　　00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,870　　我吃了一个花生　　因为我对花生过敏　　Him I ate a peanut because I'm allergic to peanuts.　　302　　00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,420　　这样的话　　把这个填好找个座位坐下　　Oh. well, in that case, fill this out and have a seat.　　303　　00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,380　　听着　　Look,　　304　　00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,400　　我只要你把我带到后面去" type="audio/mpeg" />-->