00:00:03,600　　考虑加入实验物理学行业的同学们　　So you are considering going into experimental physics,　　2　　00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,360　　我的大门永远向你们敞开　　My door is always open.　　3　　00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,400　　另外我要再次道歉 可能我的实验不怎么成功　　Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out,　　4　　00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,160　　但我们现在知道 你不小心把斯奈普桃汁　　But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill　　5　　00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,850　　掉进氦氖激光器的时候会发生什么了　　Peach snapple into a helium neon laser.　　6　　00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:18,300　　简单来说就是　　别这么干　　Short answer is... don't.　　7　　00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:25,560　　现在我们来介绍一下理论物理系　　And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department　　8　　00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,230　　有请谢尔顿·库珀博士　　Is dr. sheldon cooper.　　9　　00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:32,500　　库珀博士　　Dr. cooper?　　10　　00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,660　　别叫我　　Forget it.　　11　　00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,630　　稍等　　Excuse me.　　12　　00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:39,800　　谢尔顿　　我们都商量好了　　Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.　　13　　00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,030　　别浪费时间　　It's a waste of time.　　14　　00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:43,100　　我还不如给一群拉布拉多狗　　I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics　　15　　00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,460　　讲讲热力学定律呢　　To a bunch of labradoodles.　　16　　00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:50,830　　你再不出来 我就不带你去动漫书店　　If you don't do this, i won't take you to the comic book store.　　17　　00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:54,930　　你们好　　Hello.　　18　　00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,800　　顺便说一句　　你的激光器不错　　Nice work with the laser, by the way.　　19　　00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:06,860　　看见你们朝气蓬勃的脸庞　　Looking out at your fresh young faces,　　20　　00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:10,160　　我回想起了我决定步入学术道路的那一刻　　I remember when I too was deciding my academic future　　21　　00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,300　　那时我还是个卑微的研究生　　As a lowly graduate student.　　22　　00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,760　　忘了说　　我14岁　　Of course, I was 14.　　23　　00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,760　　不过我已经取得了你们大多数人　　And I'd already achieved more than most of you　　24　　00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,130　　望尘莫及的成就　　虽然我九点上床　　Could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime.　　25　　00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:25,360　　现在　　这个屋子里可能有一两个人　　Now, there may be one or two of you in this room　　26　　00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,530　　具备学好理论物理学的基本素质　　Who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics.　　27　　00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:30,530　　即使可能你们学成了之后　　Although, it's more likely that you'll spend　　28　　00:01:30,530 --> 00:01:32,400　　只是拿来教五年级的小学生　　Your scientific careers teaching fifth graders　　29　　00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,210　　要做一个纸壳模型火山　　How to make papier mache volcanoes　　30　　00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:36,030　　要怎么使用碳酸氢钠火山岩　　with baking soda lava.　　31　　00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:38,540　　感谢老天　　Oh, good god.　　32　　00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:39,630　　简单来说　　In short--　　33　　00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:42,460　　如果谁告诉你们你们有朝一日　　Any one who told you that you would someday be able　　34　　00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:44,630　　能在物理学上有所建树　　To make any significant contribution to physics,　　35　　00:01:44,630 --> 00:01:47,830　　那完全是个残忍的笑话　　太残忍了　　Played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.　　36　　00:01:49,330 --> 00:01:51,760　　有问题吗　　Any questions?　　37　　00:01:54,430 --> 00:01:57,800　　当然没有　　Of course not.　　38　　00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,860　　我为科学的未来流泪　　I weep for the future of science.　　39　　00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:02,650　　现在请允许我失陪了 新一期蝙蝠侠出版了　　Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of batman is out.　　40　　00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,400　　走吧　　莱纳德　　Come, leonard.　　41　　00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:12,260　　现在看来　　那个激光器实验还不错吧　　Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?　　42　　00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,000　　我喜欢每年的这个时候　　I love this time of the year.　　43　　00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,030　　落叶漫天飞舞 秋高气爽　　The leaves are turning, there's a bracing chill in the air.　　44　　00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:43,900　　还有　　校园里一整群女生　　Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students　　45　　00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,930　　开始长刚刚好的秋膘　　About to put on just enough winter weight　　46　　00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:48,100　　让她们看起来既寒酸又易推倒　　To make them needy and vulnerable.　　47　　00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,360　　就是这样　　宝贝　　再来一份奶酪饼　　That's right, honey, have another calzone.　　48　　00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,060　　爸爸等着你　　Daddy can wait.　　49　　00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:59,200　　大学里没有规定 不能和研究生约会吗　　Isn't there a university policy against dating graduate students?　　50　　00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,200　　没有　　只要你搭得上讪　　你就可以约一个　　No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.　　51　　00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,600　　妈的　　陷阱真是无处不在　　Damn, there's always a catch.　　52　　00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:05,700　　你们好　　Hey, guys.　　53　　00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,700　　你好　　莱斯利　　Hey, leslie.　　54　　00:03:06,700 --> 00:03: 10,230　　傻蛋　　我听说你昨晚把一个研究生恶心吐了　　So, dumbass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night.　　55　　00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:13,840　　事实才是伸到那些喜欢道听途说者的嗓子眼里　　The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat　　56　　00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,220　　让你呕吐的那根手指头　　Of those unprepared to hear it.　　57　　00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:18,660　　不过我干嘛要跟二流智商的人解释这些呢　　But why should I cater to second-rate minds?　　58　　00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:22,630　　因为一流智商的人叫你傻蛋　　Because first-rate minds call you "dumbass"?　　59　　00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:25,930　　是吗　　噢　　Oh, yeah? well...　　60　　00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:28,460　　你这个人真刻薄　　You're a mean person.　　61　　00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:30,860　　打扰了　　库珀博士　　Excuse me, dr. cooper,　　62　　00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:31,960　　我是拉蒙娜·诺维茨基　　I'm ramona nowitzki.　　63　　00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,700　　我昨晚上旁听了你的讲话　　I was at your talk last night.　　64　　00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,760　　我觉得你实在是个天才　　I think you're just brilliant.　　65　　00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,160　　大家都这么认为　　That is the prevailing opinion.　　66　　00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,460　　我现在确实要吐了　　Oh, now I'm gonna throw up.　　67　　00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:44,030　　霍华德·沃罗威茨　　工程系　　Howard wolowitz, department of engineering,　　68　　00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:48,930　　国际空间站废液处理系统的 设计师之一　　Co-designer of the international space station's liquid waste disposal system.　　69　　00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,260　　没兴趣　　Ew.　　70　　00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:58,030　　库珀博士　　你发表的每一篇文章我都读过　　Dr. cooper, I've read everything you've published.　　71　　00:03:58,030 --> 00:04:00,400　　我尤其赞成你那篇如何取得　　I especially liked your paper on grand unification　　72　　00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,800　　线形网状聚合物的大统一理论的论文　　Using string-network condensates　　73　　00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,060　　我很好奇你是怎么发现　　And were wondering how you determined　　74　　00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,430　　三维线形网能够形成一张图　　That three-dimensional string-nets provided　　75　　00:04:04,430 --> 00:04:07,530　　同时涵盖费米子 和定量波色子的　　A unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons?　　76　　00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:12,000　　奇迹啊　　一只有智慧的拉布拉多犬　　Amazing, an intelligent labradoodle.　　77　　00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,760　　你可以叫我伍夫　　Woof.　　78　　00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:18,260　　事实是我马上就能突破　　The fact is I'm quite close to a breakthrough　　79　　00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:20,960　　中微子如何从线形网聚合物中显形 这一难题了　　In showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate.　　80　　00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,230　　天啊　　那我们看物理学宇宙的方式 就彻底改变了　　Oh, my god, that would change the way we view the entire physical universe.　　81　　00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:27,000　　我就是在做这个　　It's what I do.　　82　　00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,230　　其实　　我们的平斯金-沃罗威茨 废液处理系统　　You know, the pishkin-wolowitz liquid waste disposal system　　83　　00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:33,430　　也震动了一些人　　Is turning a few heads as well.　　84　　00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:39, 430　　再说一次　　没兴趣　　Again, ew.　　85　　00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:44,230　　我还想听听 你打算如何增加中微子　　You know, I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos.　　86　　00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,460　　我们什么时候一起喝杯咖啡好吗　　Could we get a cup of coffee sometime?　　87　　00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,060　　我不喝咖啡　　I don't drink coffee.　　88　　00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,100　　我喝　　爱我　　就请我喝一杯乔　　I do. I love me a cup of joe.　　89　　00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:51,860　　那　　不一定要喝咖啡　　Well, it doesn't have to be coffee.　　90　　00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,000　　晚餐好嘛　　How about dinner?　　91　　00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,630　　我是得吃晚餐　　I do eat dinner.　　92　　00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:56,160　　好极了　　我知道一家非常棒的意大利小餐馆　　Great. I know a terrific little italian place.　　93　　00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,860　　我不在奇怪的餐馆吃饭　　I never eat in strange restaurants.　　94　　00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:00,500　　受不合格的餐具危害生命　　One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery.　　95　　00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,460　　你确定　　Excuse me?　　96　　00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:06,530　　谢尔顿惧怕三尖叉子　　Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.　　97　　00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:08,330　　三尖的不是叉子　　Three tines is not a fork.　　98　　00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:10,060　　三尖的是三叉戟　　Three tines is a trident.　　99　　00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,300　　叉子　　可以用来吃饭　　Forks are for eating,　　100　　00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:14,900　　三叉戟 只能治理七大洋[海神波塞冬的象征物和武器]　　Tridents are for ruling the seven seas.　　101　　00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,860　　那我打包带到你家吃怎么样　　What if I brought food to your place?　　102　　00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,630　　这还差不多　　That would be acceptable.　　103　　00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:20,560　　星期一　　我吃泰国菜　　On mondays, I eat thai food.　　104　　00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,330　　泰式炒面和沙茶鸡　　Mee krob and chicken sate　　105　　00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:24,430　　多来点暹罗的花生酱　　With extra peanut sauce from siam palace.　　106　　00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:25,660　　好吧　　You got it.　　107　　00:05:25,660 --> 00:05:27,730　　我知道你住在哪　　I already have your address.　　108　　00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,230　　真是个好姑娘　　What a nice girl.　　109　　00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:36,360　　谢尔顿　　你知道刚才发生什么了吗　　Sheldon, do you have any idea what just happened?　　110　　00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,160　　当然　　很明显我有免费的晚餐吃了　　Yes. apparently I'm getting a free dinner.　　111　　00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,530　　别试了　　这东西大概是坏了　　Oh, yeah, no, this thing's majorly out of order.　　112　　00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:49,130　　-看　　-不好意思　　- See? - sorry.　　113　　00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:50,330　　没什么　　That's okay.　　114　　00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:51,800　　看来得走楼梯了　　Guess I'm taking the stairs.　　115　　00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,900　　你到哪间　　Where you going?　　116　　00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,060　　4楼a　　4-a.　　117　　00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,400　　你是要去找莱纳德吧　　Oh, are you here to see leonard?　　118　　00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,230　　不是　　库珀博士　　No, dr. cooper.　　119　　00:05:57,230 --> 00:06:00,230　　谢尔顿·库珀博士　　Dr. sheldon cooper?　　120　　00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:01,960　　我们一起吃晚饭　　We're having dinner.　　121　　00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,230　　谢尔顿·库珀　　Sheldon cooper?　　122　　00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:07,000　　高高瘦瘦的　　Tall, thin,　　123　　00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,330　　看着像只正在祈祷的大螳螂的那个?　　Looks a little like a giant praying mantis?　　124　　00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:14,630　　他很可爱　　不是么　　He is cute, isn't he?　　125　　00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,030　　谢尔顿·库珀　　Sheldon cooper?　　126　　00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:23,300　　嗨　　莱纳德　　Hi, leonard.　　127　　00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,560　　嗨　　拉蒙娜　　请进　　Hey, ramona. come on in.　　128　　00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,230　　我该把吃的放哪　　Thanks. where should I put this?　　129　　00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:27,630　　搁灶台上就行　　Uh, the kitchen's fine.　　130　　00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:28,760　　你干啥呢　　Hey, what are you doing?　　131　　00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,360　　我一定要看看这个　　I need to see this. uh-huh.　　132　　00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,300　　观众席就在那边　　The viewing area's right over there.　　133　　00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,930　　谢尔顿　　你的妞　　约会对象　　拉蒙娜来了　　Sheldon, your girl... date... person... ramona's here.　　134　　00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:43,300　　你好　　Oh, hello.　　135　　00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,760　　抱歉我来晚了　　Oh, sorry I'm late.　　136　　00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,160　　我赶着看你最新论文的草稿来着　　I just got so caught up reading the draft of your latest paper.　　137　　00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,060　　你喜不喜欢我那个注脚　　Did you enjoy the humorous footnote　　138　　00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,500　　把镜像对称性形容为　　Where I illustrate　　mirror-symmetry　　139　　00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:52,900　　光和自己玩网球的比喻　　By likening it to the flash playing tennis with himself?　　140　　00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:54,600　　太有意思了　　So funny.　　141　　00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,630　　我不得不说　　一想到你可能把重力引入进去　　But the idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity,　　142　　00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:03,430　　就让我浑身兴奋　　I have to tell you, I found it　　physically exhilarating.　　143　　00:07:03,430 --> 00:07:06,660　　我的假设就是想有这种效果　　My hypotheses tend to have that effect.　　144　　00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,930　　抱歉　　我没带够你朋友的份　　I'm sorry I didn't bring enough For your friends.　　145　　00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,600　　我以为就我们俩呢　　I assumed we were going to be alone.　　146　　00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,760　　我们正要走呢　　No, we were just going.　　147　　00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,360　　去看　　对吧　　To watch, right?　　148　　00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:24,060　　不　　走吧　　我们出去了　　No, come on, now, we're going out.　　149　　00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,600　　别　　我们不出声　　Oh, come on, we'll be quiet.　　150　　00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,300　　走吧走吧　　Let's go, let's go.　　151　　00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:30,960　　你们俩　　Okay, you two.　　152　　00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,660　　玩的高兴点　　Have a nice...　　153　　00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:36,200　　不管这算什么　　Whatever this is.　　154　　00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:41,900　　伙计们　　听着 我知道这和我没关系　　Okay, you guys, look, i know this is none of my business,　　155　　00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,560　　不过我忍不住要问　　But I just... I have to ask--　　156　　00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,800　　谢尔顿的取向是什么　　What's sheldon's deal?　　157　　00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,400　　你说的取向指的是什么　　What do you mean "deal"?　　158　　00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,400　　你知道的　　就是他的取向嘛　　You know, like what's his deal?　　159　　00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,060　　喜欢女生　　男生　　仿真娃娃　　Is it girls...? guys...? sock puppets...?　　160　　00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,530　　老实说　　我们的假设是　　Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption　　161　　00:07:58,530 --> 00:08:00,830　　他没有取向　　That he has no deal.　　162　　00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:02,830　　得了吧　　每个人都有的　　Come on, everybody has a deal.　　163　　00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,130　　不包括谢尔顿　　Not sheldon.　　164　　00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:06,130　　这些年来　　我们列出了很多假设　　Over the years, we've formulated many theories　　165　　00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:08,560　　关于他如何繁殖　　About how he might reproduce.　　166　　00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:12,930　　我支持有丝分裂　　I'm an advocate of mitosis.　　167　　00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:14,760　　什么意思　　I'm sorry?　　168　　00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,600　　我相信总有一天谢尔顿吃了足够多的泰国菜　　I believe one day sheldon will eat an enormous amount　　169　　00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,830　　然后分裂成两个　　Of thai food and split into two sheldons.　　170　　00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,800　　另一方面　　我认为　　On the other hand, I think sheldon　　171　　00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,630　　谢尔顿处于他这种生物的幼虫阶段　　Might be the larval form of his species,　　172　　00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:28,900　　有一天他会结一个茧　　And someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later　　173　　00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,260　　两个月后带着翅膀和外骨骼破茧而出　　With moth wings and an exoskeleton.　　174　　00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:35,430　　谢谢让我做噩梦　　Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.　　175　　00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:39,000　　想和我们一起出去么　　Hey, do you want to hang out with us?　　176　　00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,860　　你们几个去干嘛　　What are you guys gonna do?　　177　　00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,460　　我妈妈晚上做了鸡胸肉　　My mom's making a brisket tonight.　　178　　00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:51,260　　带小洋葱的那种　　The one with the little onions? mm...　　179　　00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:55,530　　我还有点事　　Yeah, I'm busy, so...　　180　　00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:57,400　　晚安　　Good night.　　181　　00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,430　　这是她的损失　　我们走　　Her loss. let's go.　　182　　00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,360　　鸡胸肉聚会　　Brisket party!　　183　　00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,700　　鸡呀嘛鸡　　胸呀嘛胸　　B-to-the-r-to-the-i-s-k...　　184　　00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:08,100　　肉呀嘛肉　　To-the-e-to-the-t...　　185　　00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,100　　你不吃早饭　　Hey, aren't you having breakfast?　　186　　00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,600　　吃呀　　Yes.　　187　　00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,260　　你是不是又在做营养坐药的试验了　　Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?　　188　　00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:26,830　　做那实验可不能穿这裤子　　Not in these pants.　　189　　00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:30,800　　昨晚和拉蒙娜过的怎么样　　So... how'd it go with ramona last night?　　190　　00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,500　　好极了 她很聪明　　有思想　　Oh, great. She's smart, insightful　　191　　00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:38,660　　而且她用她特有的方式　　那个　　崇拜我　　And she has a very unique way of, you know, revering me.　　192　　00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,440　　你的菠菜蘑菇鸡蛋卷　　Here's your spinach mushroom omelet .　　193　　00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,840　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　194　　00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,470　　有没有人碰过　　Did anyone touch it?　　195　　00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:49,740　　他们都带手套啦 我特别小心　　Gloves were worn by everyone involved. I was vigilant.　　196　　00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,270　　拉蒙娜指出我每天都在餐厅排队上　　Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day　　197　　00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:55,340　　浪费了20分钟　　Standing on cafeteria lines.　　198　　00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,770　　这些时间如果能用在攻克　　Time which would be better spent　　199　　00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,640　　当今的物理学难题该多好啊　　Tackling the great physics problems of our day.　　200　　00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,500　　拉蒙娜你不用主动攻击那些大的课题　　You don't tackle the big issues, ramona.　　201　　00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,500　　你要回避之　　You fence with them.　　202　　00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,900　　以守为攻是也　　En garde. riposte.　　203　　00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,840　　所言极是　　Touche.　　204　　00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,270　　早上好　　Morning.　　205　　00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,440　　嗨　　莱斯利　　Hi, leslie.　　206　　00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,540　　谢尔顿　　So, sheldon,　　207　　00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:18,470　　听说你在给史密森尼 傻蛋博物馆整理论文呢　　I see you're organizing your papers for the smithsonian museum of dumbassery.　　208　　00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,340　　目前没有空缺　　There won't be any room　　209　　00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:23,770　　除非他们能把永久馆藏的莱斯利·温克尔请出去　　Until they get rid of the permanent leslie winkle exhibit.　　210　　00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:26,670　　精妙　　Oh, good one.　　211　　00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:30,170　　你找了个研究生护着你哈　　I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you.　　212　　00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,700　　今天就不收你保护费了　　I'll let you keep your lunch money today.　　213　　00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,600　　库珀博士就要取得重大突破了　　Okay, dr. cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough.　　214　　00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,670　　如果你想待在这　　If you're going to stay,　　215　　00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,570　　就必须心怀敬意　　别出声　　You'll have to be respectful and quiet.　　216　　00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,540　　等等我　　Wait for me.　　217　　00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,870　　你解决了中微子那个问题了么　　So have you worked out the neutrino issue?　　218　　00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:57,070　　这就好像改写莫扎特的曲子　　Well, to paraphrase mozart,　　219　　00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,570　　所有的次原子粒子都已经在那了　　All the subatomic particles are there.　　220　　00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,740　　我要做的就是给它们排个序　　I just have to put them in the right order.　　221　　00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,040　　你真幽默　　You're so witty.　　222　　00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,100　　不是么　　Aren't i?　　223　　00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,140　　嗨　　大家好　　有快递给　　Hey, guys, this package came for...　　224　　00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:16,740　　库珀博士正在工作　　Dr. cooper is working.　　225　　00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:19,070　　我马上就会有新的突破啦　　Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough.　　226　　00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,400　　好痒　　Ooh, it tickles!　　227　　00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,370　　不好意思　　Sorry.　　228　　00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,940　　我的老天　　Holy crap on a cracker.　　229　　00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,070　　嗨　　佩妮　　Hey, penny.　　230　　00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:35,270　　嗨　　你不会想进去的　　Hi. you probably don't want to go in there.　　231　　00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,770　　咋了　　他们干嘛呢　　Why? what are they doing?　　232　　00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:39,470　　那种场景　　The only way I could explain it　　233　　00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:42,100　　只可能出现在放着洋娃娃的临床医生的诊室里　　Would be in a therapist's office with dolls.　　234　　00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,170　　好家伙　　Hoo-boy.　　235　　00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,970　　库珀博士在工作　　Dr. cooper's working.　　236　　00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:58,170　　看得出来　　Yeah, I can see that.　　237　　00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:01,300　　谢尔顿　　光晕之夜　　在库萨帕里家　　你来么　　Sheldon, halo night, koothrappali's. you coming?　　238　　00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,770　　当然　　光晕之夜嘛　　Oh, yes, it's halo night.　　239　　00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,500　　等我擦脚　　Let me just dry my tootsies.　　240　　00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,800　　你不是要去光晕之夜吧　　You're not going to halo night.　　241　　00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,000　　是要去　　Yes, I am.　　242　　00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000　　今天周三　　周三是光晕之夜　　It's wednesday. wednesday's halo night.　　243　　00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,600　　不是有个伟大的人曾经说过　　为科学别无所求　　Didn't a great man once say, "science demands nothing less　　244　　00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,240　　为科学执着追求　　为科学无条件 奉献一生么　　"than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?　　245　　00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,840　　是有人说过　　He did.　　246　　00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,600　　那么那个伟大的人是谁呢　　And who was that great man?　　247　　00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,370　　是我　　Me.　　248　　00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,970　　抱歉莱纳德　　Sorry, leonard.　　249　　00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:29,500　　搞笑　　你真不来啦　　Seriously? you're not coming?　　250　　00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:33,140　　你也听到了　　我无法反驳自己　　You heard her. how can I argue with me?　　251　　00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:37,770　　好吧　　再次祝你们开心　　Okay, well, once again, you guys have a good...　　252　　00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,000　　不管干嘛　　Whatever this is.　　253　　00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,040　　库珀博士　　我不得不说　　Dr. cooper, I have to tell you　　254　　00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,700　　你的朋友拉你后腿了　　Your friends are holding you back.　　255　　00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:49,140　　应该这么想　　我在带领他们前进　　I prefer to think of it as "i'm pulling them forward."　　256　　00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:52,000　　光晕之夜　　Halo night?　　257　　00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,240　　像你这样极具天赋的人　　A man with your intellectual gifts　　258　　00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,900　　是不会把整晚都浪费在打游戏上边的　　Doesn't waste an evening playing video games.　　259　　00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,400　　他周三确实会　　He does on wednesdays.　　260　　00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,770　　如果他想得诺贝尔奖就不会　　Not if he wants a nobel prize.　　261　　00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:04,600　　他是想得　　He does want that.　　262　　00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,500　　那像他一样极具天赋的人　　Does a man with my intellectual gifts　　263　　00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,700　　周末玩彩蛋射击么　　Play paintball on weekends?　　264　　00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,400　　你说呢　　What do you think?　　265　　00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,440　　惨了　　Drat.　　266　　00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,370　　现在可以继续工作了吧　　Now shall we get back to work?　　267　　00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:18,040　　应该可以　　I suppose.　　268　　00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,900　　今晚有播《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》　　Battlestar galactica　　comes on tonight.　　269　　00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,940　　我也可以等DVD版　　I guess I can wait for the dvd.　　270　　00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,440　　还是别再看了　　And then never ever watch it.　　271　　00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,370　　佩妮　　佩妮　　Penny! penny!　　272　　00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,770　　佩妮　　Penny!　　273　　00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,240　　谢尔顿　　亲爱的　　我说过　　Sheldon, honey, I've told you,　　274　　00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,400　　房子很小　　It's a small apartment.　　275　　00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,870　　只要敲一次门就行　　You only have to knock one time.　　276　　00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,040　　求你了　　我时间不多　　Please, please, I don't have a lot of time.　　277　　00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,100　　听着　　拉蒙娜终于睡着了　　Look, ramona finally dozed off,　　278　　00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,800　　我要你帮我甩了她　　And I need you to help me get rid of her.　　279　　00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,640　　怎么甩了她　　Get rid of her how?　　280　　00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,940　　我不知道　　I don't know,　　281　　00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,070　　但显然我陷进某种关系里了　　But apparently I'm in some kind of relationship,　　282　　00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:54,140　　而你似乎很擅长结束这种关系　　And you seem to be an expert at ending them.　　283　　00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,000　　什么　　Excuse me?　　284　　00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,600　　我见证了一个又一个男人从你屋子离开后就一去不回　　I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.　　285　　00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,870　　首先　　不是一个又一个男人　　Okay, first of all, it is not man after man.　　286　　00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,940　　-库珀博士　　-把我藏起来　　Dr. cooper?! hide me.　　287　　00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,070　　把你藏起来　　Hide you?　　288　　00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:13,200　　我正式请求进入避难所　　I formally request sanctuary.　　289　　00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:15,940　　你怎么没在工作　　Why aren't you working?　　290　　00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,640　　她分散我的注意力　　She distracted me.　　291　　00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,470　　我跟你说了　　佩妮　　我没闲工夫跟你瞎胡闹　　I told you, penny, I don't have time for your nonsense.　　292　　00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,570　　我有很重要的事要做　　I have important things to do.　　293　　00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,900　　老天　　Oh, man.　　294　　00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,200　　我知道怎么回事　　I know what's going on here.　　295　　00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,240　　真的吗　　Really?　　296　　00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,300　　那你能给我解释一下吗　　Well, then will you explain it to me?　　297　　00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,570　　你爱上库珀博士了　　You're in love with dr. cooper.　　298　　00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:40,340　　不　　不是的　　Uh, yeah, no, that's not it.　　299　　00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,100　　别狡辩了　　Don't try to deny it.　　300　　00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,900　　他是个出色的男人　　He's a remarkable man,　　301　　00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,670　　但你必须放过他　　But you have to let him go.　　302　　00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,540　　老天爷　　没问题　　Oh, gee, okay.　　303　　00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,640　　我知道很难放手　　但他是全世界的礼物　　I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world,　　304　　00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,170　　我们不能这么自私　　And we can't be selfish.　　305　　00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,340　　对　　他绝对是瑰宝　　Yeah, he's a gift all right.　　306　　00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:00,200　　拉钩保证　　Sisters?　　307　　00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,540　　当然可以　　Uh, sure.　　308　　00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,300　　拉钩保证　　Sisters.　　309　　00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,600　　极品级怪胎　　Holy crap on a cracker.　　310　　00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,970　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon?　　311　　00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,170　　你在干嘛　　What are you doing?!　　312　　00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,840　　这是莫尔斯电码　　It's morse code.　　313　　00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,340　　干嘛　　Why?　　314　　00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,940　　这样我们才能隔墙通话　　So we can communicate through the wall.　　315　　00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:40,900　　我们不正在隔墙通话嘛　　We are communicating through the wall.　　316　　00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,040　　对　　但通话没有加密　　Yes, but the communication is not encrypted.　　317　　00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,900　　我不懂莫尔斯电码　　I don't know morse code.　　318　　00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,840　　很简单　　It's very simple.　　319　　00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,170　　这是A 这是B　　这是C　　This is a ... This is b ... this is c...　　320　　00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:54,700　　谢尔顿　　我不会在凌晨3点 学莫尔斯电码的　　Sheldon, I'm not going to learn morse code at 3:00 in the morning!　　321　　00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,200　　好吧　　All right.　　322　　00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,200　　别进来　　别进来　　别进来　　Don't come in here, don't come in here, don't come in here,　　323　　00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,240　　别　　Don't... oh!　　324　　00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:05,770　　怎么回事　　What's going on?　　325　　00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,300　　嘘　　拉蒙娜正在沙发上睡觉　　Shh! ramona's sleeping on the couch.　　326　　00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,200　　我知道　　她什么时候回家　　I know. when is she going home?　　327　　00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,740　　她不回家了　　问题就在这　　Never. that's the problem.　　328　　00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,970　　我要你帮忙　　I need your help.　　329　　00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,640　　你在说什么呢　　What are you talking about?　　330　　00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,800　　我要调用友情条约里的天网条款　　I'm invoking the skynet clause" type="audio/mpeg" />-->