00:00:09,830　　时间到　　Time!　　2　　00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,900　　好的　　克林贡迷们　　放下铅笔　　All right, Klingons, pencils down.　　3　　00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,960　　好的　　我这有 "pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语]　　Okay, I have "pokh."　　4　　00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:17,630　　有了　　有了　　Have it. Got it.　　5　　00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:18,630　　"Potl"　　"Potl."　　6　　00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:19,900　　有了　　有了　　Yup. Have it. Have it.　　7　　00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:20,900　　"Pukhpa"　　"Pukhpa."　　8　　00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,230　　有了　　有了　　Have it. Got it. Yup.　　9　　00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:23,230　　我有"chorrr"　　I have "chorrr."　　10　　00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,130　　有了　　Got it. Yup.　　11　　00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,330　　-"Nekhmakh" -有了　　-"Nekhmakh." -Yeah. Yeah.　　12　　00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,760　　和"kreplach"　　And "kreplach."　　13　　00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:28,160　　等等　　"Kreplach"吗　　Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"　　14　　00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:28,990　　对　　Yeah.　　15　　00:00:28,990 --> 00:00:31,380　　那不是克林贡语　　那是依地语　　意思是肉馅饺子　　That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.　　16　　00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,430　　看来它也是克林贡语中的词语　　Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.　　17　　00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,860　　真的吗　　给它下个定义　　Really? Define it.　　18　　00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:41,600　　"Kreplach":　　美味的克林贡饺子　　"Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling.　　19　　00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:42,960　　裁判怎么裁决　　Judge's ruling?　　20　　00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:44,830　　不予采纳　　Bilurrrbe.　　21　　00:00:46,260 --> 00:00:48,630　　大伙　　我要看一下你们的电视　　Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.　　22　　00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,800　　你的怎么了　　What's wrong with your TV?　　23　　00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:50,960　　我也不知道　　刚刚没影了　　I don't know. It just died.　　24　　00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,300　　里面全是雪花　　I'm getting a bunch of static.　　25　　00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,460　　你付你的有线电视费了吗　　Did you pay your cable bill?　　26　　00:00:53,530 --> 00:00:56,960　　你这口气跟有线电视公司一样　　Ugh, you sound just like the cable company.　　27　　00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:57,960　　好吧　　大家安静　　All right, so, shh!　　28　　00:00:58,030 --> 00:01:00,730　　泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从 全美超模大赛 里踢人了　　Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off　　America's Next Top Model.　　29　　00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,460　　抱歉　　佩妮　　但我们要　　Excuse me, Penny, but we're...　　30　　00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,460　　别　　别　　别告诉她　　No, no, don't tell her.　　31　　00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,530　　正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏　　playing Klingon Boggle.　　32　　00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,260　　哦　　Aw...　　33　　00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:07,630　　你"哦"什么　　What do you mean, "Aw"?　　34　　00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,760　　难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗　　Like she didn't know we were nerds?　　35　　00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,030　　好吧　　如果你一定要看的话　　All right, if you must watch,　　36　　00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,560　　那就请你静音　　只看字幕　　then mute it with closed captions, please.　　37　　00:01:13,630 --> 00:01:14,900　　随你　　Fine.　　38　　00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,960　　好了　　拼字斗士们　　开始吧　　All right, Boggle warriors... kapla'!　　39　　00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:32,300　　看看这些姑娘　　Look at those women.　　40　　00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,630　　真是光彩照人啊　　They're gorgeous.　　41　　00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,700　　"Worf"　　不错　　名词　　当专有名词就太可惜了　　Oh! "Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.　　42　　00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:41,300　　看那位　　她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人　　Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.　　43　　00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,300　　不对　　等等　　那位才是　　No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.　　44　　00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,700　　头上戴着　　With her head in the lap of...　　45　　00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,560　　真是太巧了　　她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人　　Oh, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.　　46　　00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:52,430　　对　　她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住　　Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother.　　47　　00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,060　　现任的沃罗威茨夫人　　The current Mrs. Wolowitz.　　48　　00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:03,200　　"qochbe'"是用嘴发音　　还是用喉咙发音　　Is "qochbe'" spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?　　49　　00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:06,860　　为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢　　Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?　　50　　00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:08,030　　那是阿娜伊斯　　That's Anais.　　51　　00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,300　　房子里其她女孩都不喜欢她　　None of the other girls in the house like her.　　52　　00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,260　　房子　　什么房子　　House? What house?　　53　　00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,960　　她们都居住在同一所房子里　　They all live in a house together.　　54　　00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,630　　房子在哪　　A house, where?　　55　　00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,760　　我不知道　　洛杉矶的某个地方吧　　I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.　　56　　00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:20,930　　等一下　　Wait a minute.　　57　　00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,800　　你是说我只需开车就能到　　You're telling me that I'm within driving distance　　58　　00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:30,760　　这些胸怀大志的超模们的住所吗　　of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?　　59　　00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:32,460　　对　　我想是的　　Yeah, I guess.　　60　　00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:38,230　　她们住在一起　　一同沐浴　　还　　And they live together and shower together and...　　61　　00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,800　　裸体枕头大战　　have naked pillow fights?　　62　　00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,500　　你要去哪　　Hey, wh-where are you going?　　63　　00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,460　　去付我的有线电视费　　To pay my cable bill.　　64　　00:02:47,530 --> 00:02:50,760　　好的　　放下铅笔　　All right, pencils down!　　65　　00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:54,970　　我这有"lokh" "makh"和"cherrrkh"　　I have "lokh," "makh," and "cherrrkh."　　66　　00:02:54,970 --> 00:02:56,510　　你们有吗　　Anybody got those?　　67　　00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,260　　我错过什么了吗　　她们把吉塞尔踢出去了吗　　Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?　　68　　00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:36,200　　还没　　不过她在水下拍的照片　　真是丢死人了　　Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment.　　69　　00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:40,660　　很不幸　　吉塞尔·沃罗威茨夫人对氯过敏　　Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.　　70　　00:03:40,730 --> 00:03:45,600　　对她来说是好事　　我喜欢出水芙蓉的大眼模特　　Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.　　71　　00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,200　　谢尔顿　　食物买来了　　Sheldon, the food's here.　　72　　00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,400　　到屋子了　　Ooh, there's the house.　　73　　00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:49,800　　定格　　快定格　　Freeze frame, freeze frame.　　74　　00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:57,460　　你们在干什么　　What are you doing?　　75　　00:03:57,530 --> 00:03:59,700　　标记星辰位置和地理特征　　Marking the star positions and physical landmarks　　76　　00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,300　　那样我们就能找到超模的屋子啦　　so we can find the house of the supermodels.　　77　　00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,460　　为什么　　Why?　　78　　00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:06,130　　这不是明摆着吗　　Isn't it obvious?　　79　　00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,260　　她们每周都会踢出一个漂亮的女孩　　Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl,　　80　　00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:11,400　　让她自尊受损　　感觉在这里不受欢迎　　making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem.　　81　　00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,130　　也可以叫未来的霍华德·沃罗威茨夫人　　A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.　　82　　00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,130　　-我的中号汉堡好了吗　　-好了　　-Is my hamburger medium well? -Yes.　　83　　00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,930　　-片状莳萝　　不甜的吗　　-对　　-Dill slices, not sweet? -Yes.　　84　　00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,060　　-调味品是单独包装吗　　-对　　-Individual relish packets? -Yes.　　85　　00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,560　　-有洋葱圈吗　　-有　　-Onion rings? -Yes.　　86　　00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,730　　-还有额外的面包吗　　-我问了　　-Extra breading? -I asked.　　87　　00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,660　　-他们怎么说　　-没有　　-你抗议了吗　　-What did they say? -No. -Did you protest?　　88　　00:04:26,730 --> 00:04:28,230　　-是的　　-吵架了吗　　-没　　-Yes. -Vociferously? -No.　　89　　00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,530　　那你怎么现在才来　　Well, then what took you so long?　　90　　00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:32,860　　你就吃吧　　Just eat.　　91　　00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,600　　大伙　　我错过什么了吗　　Hey, guys, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?　　92　　00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:37,900　　吉塞尔现在命悬一线　　Giselle's hanging by a thread.　　93　　00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,160　　太好了　　我讨厌她　　Oh, good, I hate her.　　94　　00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:43,900　　那我们大喜之日就不邀请你了　　Then you're not invited to our wedding.　　95　　00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:44,900　　给你　　Here you go.　　96　　00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,060　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　97　　00:04:46,130 --> 00:04:47,630　　咱们还要看　　Oh, do we have to suffer through this　　98　　00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,330　　这个暗箱操作严重的伪真人秀节目吗　　transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again?　　99　　00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,560　　对　　Yes.　　100　　00:04:51,630 --> 00:04:53,830　　咱俩有固定的电视节目表　　You and I have a standing TV schedule,　　101　　00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,430　　那是我们多次争论和妥协的结果　　which is the result of extensive debate and compromise.　　102　　00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,830　　除非是插播资讯　　否则任何变更　　Any alterations except for breaking news　　103　　00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,260　　都要在一周室友大会上提前获得批准　　have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting.　　104　　00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:03,700　　写在议程里吧　　Put it on the agenda.　　105　　00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,460　　但你必须先提案　　才能写到议程里　　But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda.　　106　　00:05:05,530 --> 00:05:08,300　　我可以提案呀　　但你不会喜欢的　　Oh, I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it.　　107　　00:05:10,330 --> 00:05:13,260　　好吧　　你就嘲笑议会程序吧　　Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure.　　108　　00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,360　　至少能把声音关掉吧　　At least put it on mute.　　109　　00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:17,600　　吉赛尔根本不会被踢掉　　Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off.　　110　　00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:19,160　　穿得是越来越清凉了啊　　It's totally going to be Summer.　　111　　00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,860　　咋啦　　What?　　112　　00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:24,830　　谢尔顿的洋葱圈　　快放回去　　Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!　　113　　00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,530　　不过是个洋葱圈嘛　　It's one onion ring.　　114　　00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,800　　在他发现前赶快放回去　　Just put it back before he comes!　　115　　00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,330　　错错错　　No, no, no!　　116　　00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,100　　我觉得原来不是放在那的　　No, I don't think that's where it was.　　117　　00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,160　　他来了　　大家不要承认啊　　Okay, here he comes.　　Deny, deny, people.　　118　　00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:33,260　　都别吭气　　Wall of silence.　　119　　00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:39,630　　谁动了我的　　Who touched my...　　120　　00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:42,000　　佩妮　　佩妮干的　　Penny! Penny did it.　　121　　00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:45,460　　你为什么要这么对我　　Why would you do that?　　122　　00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:46,530　　不知道　　我饿了　　I don't know. I was hungry?　　123　　00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,900　　有什么大不了的　　What's the big deal?　　124　　00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,460　　没有人可以动我盘子里的食物　　The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate.　　125　　00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,330　　好吧　　我不知道　　对不起了　　All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry.　　126　　00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,830　　我也对不起了　　但你二振了　　Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike.　　127　　00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,500　　什么　　What?　　128　　00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,930　　你有两振了　　You have two strikes.　　129　　00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,730　　三振出局　　Three strikes and you're out.　　130　　00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:08,460　　这是个体育方面的暗喻　　It's a sports metaphor.　　131　　00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,330　　体育方面的暗喻　　A sports metaphor?　　132　　00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,230　　是的　　棒球　　Yes, baseball.　　133　　00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:16,160　　好吧　　我加入　　All right, yeah. I-I'll play along.　　134　　00:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,300　　我什么时候一振的　　What was my first strike?　　135　　00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,600　　三月十八号　　March 18th.　　136　　00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:22,260　　你违反了我设立的禁止转发搞笑邮件的规定　　You violated my rule about forwarding email humor.　　137　　00:06:22,330 --> 00:06:23,760　　我有吗　　I did?　　138　　00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:28,000　　那只想吃"芝士汉包"的猫的图片　　The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"?　　139　　00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:30,960　　拜托　　每个人都喜欢搞笑猫　　Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats."　　140　　00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:36,460　　多可爱啊　　它们是猫嘛所以不会拼写　　They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats.　　141　　00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,530　　我信任你才给你我的邮箱　　I trusted you with my email address,　　142　　00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,260　　你发网络老古董给我　　这就背叛了我对你的信任　　and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality:　　143　　00:06:41,330 --> 00:06:42,600　　一振　　strike one.　　144　　00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,330　　动了我的食物　　二振　　Touching my food: strike two.　　145　　00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:50,460　　别担心　　只在你的档案里保存一年　　Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.　　146　　00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:55,200　　你也能早点把它们从你的档案里去掉　　可就得去上他的课　　You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.　　147　　00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:59,160　　拜托　　我就碰了一个洋葱圈　　Come on, I touched one onion ring.　　148　　00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,560　　没错　　但你又把它放回来了　　Yeah, and then you put it back,　　149　　00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,530　　从而污染了其它洋葱圈　　compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.　　150　　00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,800　　亲爱的　　你以后还想不想搭我的车了　　Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?　　151　　00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,730　　听着佩妮　　我也想对你宽容一些　　Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you,　　152　　00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,760　　但你现在已经是我们这个小团体的永久成员了　　but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,　　153　　00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:18,100　　我就得告诉你一些大家都遵循的规矩　　I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.　　154　　00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,930　　恭喜了　　你正式成为我们中的一员　　Congratulations. You're officially one of us.　　155　　00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,560　　新成员　　新成员　　One of us, one of us.　　156　　00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:28,230　　太激动了　　Well, what a thrill.　　157　　00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,400　　你坐在我的位子上了　　You're sitting in my spot.　　158　　00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,530　　天呐　　别跟我开玩笑了　　Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.　　159　　00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,660　　莱纳德　　她坐在我的位置上呢　　Leonard, she's in my spot.　　160　　00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:36,830　　事情是这样的　　Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing.　　161　　00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:40,830　　你走了以后　　我还要和他住在一起　　After you leave, I still have to live with him.　　162　　00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,930　　我不管　　我就坐这了　　I don't care. I'm taking a stand.　　163　　00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,730　　这是个暗喻[taking a stand　　明确立场]　　Metaphorically.　　164　　00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,900　　那好吧　　三振出局　　All right, that's it. Strike three.　　165　　00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,960　　噢　　三振　　Ooh, strike three.　　166　　00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,860　　我被驱逐了　　I'm banished?　　167　　00:07:54,930 --> 00:07:57,360　　什么东西啊　　What the hell kind of crap is that?　　168　　00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,100　　别担心　　我会和他谈谈的　　Listen, don't worry. I'll talk to him.　　169　　00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,460　　没错　　你谈吧　　Yeah, you do that.　　170　　00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,460　　弱弱地问一句　　你愿意来听他的课么　　Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?　　171　　00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:10,060　　你可以在网上听　　You can do it online!　　172　　00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,960　　根据我们的三角测量法　　So based on our triangulation,　　173　　00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:15,030　　我们锁定了超模的所在地　　we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house　　174　　00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,730　　在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内　　to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.　　175　　00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,900　　或者在北卡罗来纳的杜伦　　Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.　　176　　00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,860　　我们找到的时候你想和我们一起去么　　When we find it, you want to go with us?　　177　　00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,830　　去做什么　　To do what?　　178　　00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,660　　和漂亮姑娘开派对啊　　Party with the pretty girls, dude!　　179　　00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,100　　你疯了么　　Are you insane?　　180　　00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,760　　你可去不成　　You're not going to party with them.　　181　　00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,560　　你连接近那个地方都做不到　　You're not even going to get anywhere near that place.　　182　　00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:36,760　　关于月球　　当年他们也是对阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人]也是这么说的　　That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.　　183　　00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:38,760　　没人对阿姆斯特朗说过这样的话　　No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong.　　184　　00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:41,760　　为了送一个人上月球　　The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure　　185　　00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,230　　整个国家做出了十年的努力　　to put a man on the moon.　　186　　00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,730　　我亲爱的美国兄弟们　　不出今年　　Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out,　　187　　00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,760　　我们就可以把沃罗威茨送到一个超级模特身边去　　we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models.　　188　　00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,260　　之后会有很多人认为这事从来没发生过　　And a large number of people will believe it never happened.　　189　　00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,100　　让我想想　　Okay, let me guess.　　190　　00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,100　　莱纳德要为乳糖不耐受人准备的配豆腐乳的油炸玉米粉饼　　A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.　　191　　00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,500　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　192　　00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,100　　不要杏仁的大虾凯撒沙拉　　Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds　　193　　00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,860　　是给极易过敏只在重大节日进行犹太洁食的霍华德的　　for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard.　　194　　00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,230　　给我们突然回到印度饮食习惯的拉杰的是　　And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj,　　195　　00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,900　　专给爱吃肉的人准备的披萨不放肉　　the meatlover's pizza, no meat.　　196　　00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,430　　马上就来　　Coming right up.　　197　　00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,630　　等下　　Wait. Excuse me.　　198　　00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,060　　你忘了我的烧烤培根芝士汉堡　　You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,　　199　　00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:20,530　　烤肉酱　　培根　　芝士单放　　barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.　　200　　00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,730　　我没告诉你么　　Oh, I didn't tell you?　　201　　00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,430　　你被芝士蛋糕工厂驱逐了　　You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.　　202　　00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,830　　为什么　　Why?　　203　　00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,060　　因为你三振了呀　　Well, you have three strikes.　　204　　00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,900　　进门一振　　坐下二振　　One: coming in. Two: sitting down.　　205　　00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,500　　三振是因为我不喜欢你的态度　　And three: I don't like your attitude.　　206　　00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,060　　你不能这么做　　You can't do that.　　207　　00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,360　　这不仅违反了加州法律　　Not only is it a violation of California state law,　　208　　00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:41,400　　而且明目张胆地违背了芝士蛋糕工厂的规定　　it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.　　209　　00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,030　　不会　　现在有新的规定了　　Yeah, no, there's a new policy:　　210　　00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,330　　日本人与谢尔顿不准进入　　No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.　　211　　00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,830　　我打赌这种牌子一定能在帕萨迪纳大卖　　I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.　　212　　00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:52,830　　佩妮　　我能和你说句话么　　Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?　　213　　00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,400　　事情是这样的　　Well, here's the thing.　　214　　00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:03,260　　我和谢尔顿谈过了 他也觉得自己过分　　Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible　　215　　00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:07,100　　他也认为他有点不可理喻　　有点过火了　　and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.　　216　　00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,700　　真的吗　　那太好了　　Really? Well, that's great.　　217　　00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,760　　是的　　跟他道个歉　　好吗　　Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?　　218　　00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:15,600　　什么　　我干嘛要向那个疯子道歉　　What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.　　219　　00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:16,900　　别这样　　其实很简单　　Oh, come on. It's easy.　　220　　00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,130　　他还会亲自指导你怎么道歉　　He'll even tell you what to say.　　221　　00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,300　　莱纳德　　你还没开窍吗　　Leard, don't you get it?　　222　　00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,200　　如果你们一味让他这样神经兮兮　　If you guys keep going along with his insanity,　　223　　00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,510　　会助长他的气焰　　you're just encouraging him.　　224　　00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:27,770　　才没有 我们是　　卑躬屈膝　　We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under.　　225　　00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,940　　我喜欢和你们一起　　Look, I like hanging out with you guys,　　226　　00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,300　　但我绝不会为莫须有的罪名道歉　　but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do.　　227　　00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,670　　事实上　　严格来说　　你真的有做　　Well, actually, technically, you did do it.　　228　　00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,100　　那是一振　　莱纳德　　That's strike one, Leonard.　　229　　00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,770　　这是你的油炸玉米粉饼　　There you go: quesadilla.　　230　　00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,340　　沙拉　　Salad.　　231　　00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,940　　还有你的披萨　　There's your pizza.　　232　　00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,900　　在谢尔顿和本餐厅经理经过　　And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion　　233　　00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:48,970　　热烈讨论后　　with my manager　　234　　00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,570　　一份烧烤汁加上熏肉奶酪分开放的　　one barbecue bacon cheeseburger,　　235　　00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,300　　烤肉芝士汉堡送上　　barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.　　236　　00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,700　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　237　　00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,340　　别客气　　尽情吃　　Go ahead. Eat it.　　238　　00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,450　　有种就吃　　I dare you　　239　　00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,200　　就是这里　　找到了 我找到了全美超模　　That's it. There's the house. I foundAmerica's top models!　　240　　00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,240　　真的吗　　Are you sure?　　241　　00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,400　　看啊　　房顶上　　Look, on the roof.　　242　　00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,970　　阿娜伊斯和吉赛尔在晒日光浴　　Anais and Giselle are sunbathing.　　243　　00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,340　　还是欧式的　　European-style.　　244　　00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,640　　单从google的卫星地图　　你就能把她们认出吗　　You can recognize people on Google Earth?　　245　　00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,140　　当然不是　　Of course not.　　246　　00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,140　　一个在北美防空联合司令部的哥们派了架间谍机去监视　　I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.　　247　　00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,740　　北美防空联合司令部　　你还动用了军用飞机　　NORAD? You're using military aircraft?　　248　　00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,900　　它被设定任务 去西伯利亚核反应堆周边巡逻　　It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.　　249　　00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,140　　我也最多借来用一个小时　　I took it an hour out of its way, tops.　　250　　00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,140　　好了　　他在哪　　Okay, where is he?　　251　　00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,700　　谢尔顿吗　　我载他去了漫画店　　怎么了　　Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?　　252　　00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,970　　这　　试试上网　　Here. Try and go online.　　253　　00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,670　　-无线上网有问题吗　　-你试试啊　　Problem with the WiFi? Just try.　　254　　00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,700　　你好　　乱抓汉堡的人　　Greetings, hamburger toucher.　　255　　00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:58,770　　或许你在讶异　　You are probably wondering　　256　　00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,270　　为什么你不能上网和朋友去聊一下　　why you cannot IM with your little friends　　257　　00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:04,040　　你的生活是多么如此这般美妙　　about how much you "heart" various things.　　258　　00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,800　　这段录像是在警告你　　This recorded message is alerting you　　259　　00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,340　　你偷用我们的无线上网账号的日子　　that I am putting an end　　260　　00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,740　　已经一去不复返　　to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi.　　261　　00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,000　　如果你想补救现状　　If you want to remedy the situation,　　262　　00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:16,070　　你就自个儿打电话给电讯公司　　you can contact the phone company,　　263　　00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:21,640　　自己开个无线账号　　自己付钱　　或者你可以跟我道歉　　set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.　　264　　00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:24,970　　看　　Well?　　265　　00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,240　　早说了　　卑躬屈膝　　I reiterate: knuckle under.　　266　　00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,300　　不不不　　我要宣战了　　No, no, no, no, no. It is on.　　267　　00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,100　　我要给你那位朋友点颜色瞧瞧　　I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.　　268　　00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:35,170　　佩妮　　没人想要跟谢尔顿 对着干　　Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon.　　269　　00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,900　　这人是从超级恶人实验室 事故里逃出来的　　The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.　　270　　00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,540　　我不管　　我以前还是牛仔呢　　I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.　　271　　00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,600　　不用一分钟　　我就可以把他五花大绑还阉了　　I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.　　272　　00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,000　　别这样对一个书呆子嘛　　No need to neuter the nerd.　　273　　00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:49,640　　我能帮你上网　　I can get you back online.　　274　　00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,100　　看　　问题解决了　　There, see? Problem solved.　　275　　00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,240　　好啦[依地语　　犹太人使用的国际语]　　Voil?　　276　　00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:59,140　　你好啊　　小虫子　　SHELDON: Hello, puny insects.　　277　　00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,500　　作为和我对着干的惩罚　　As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will,　　278　　00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:06,440　　你们每人都额外增加一振　　everyone is awarded one additional strike.　　279　　00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,440　　多亏你啊　　霍华德　　Thanks a lot, Howard.　　280　　00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,900　　你在哪里啰嗦什么　　What are you complaining about?　　281　　00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,370　　我还要去接受他的教育　　I'm the one who has to take the class again.　　282　　00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,040　　你好　　Hello.　　283　　00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:28,170　　要去洗衣服吗　　Time to do your laundry, huh?　　284　　00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,170　　周六晚嘛　　It's Saturday night.　　285　　00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,140　　周六是洗衣之夜　　Saturday is laundry night.　　286　　00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,970　　我知道　　I know.　　287　　00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,740　　每个周六的8点15分　　Every Saturday at 8:15.　　288　　00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,040　　老少咸宜　　Easy to anticipate.　　289　　00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,270　　你这是什么意思　　What are you implying?　　290　　00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,270　　我在说你是一个有生活习惯的人　　I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.　　291　　00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:49,070　　如果因为某些事　　周六晚上8点15分　　And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry　　292　　00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,640　　不能洗衣服　　on Saturday at 8:15,　　293　　00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,000　　你会觉得　　you might find it...　　294　　00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,400　　不爽　　unpleasant.　　295　　00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,840　　甘拜下风吧　　Knuckle under? My ass.　　296　　00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,700　　不是吧　　所有的机器都有人用　　Oh, no, are all the machines taken?　　297　　00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,600　　你该怎么办呢　　What are you gonna do?　　298　　00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,740　　没问题　　No problem.　　299　　00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,440　　换一个晚上再洗好了　　I'll just do my laundry another night.　　300　　00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,570　　换一个晚上　　Another night?　　301　　00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,670　　好吧　　尽管试试　　Well, I guess you can try,　　302　　00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,400　　但你内心深处　　but deep inside your heart,　　303　　00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,570　　你知道洗衣之夜永远是周六晚上　　you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.　　304　　00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:42,640　　女人　　你在和一个智慧比你高的多的人较劲　　Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.　　305　　00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,900　　让你那高人一等的智慧见鬼去吧　　Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.　　306　　00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,170　　谢尔顿　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon. Sheldon!　　307　　00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,840　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon.　　308　　00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,600　　怎么啦　　Yes?　　309　　00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,200　　我的衣服都去哪儿了　　Where are my clothes?　　310　　00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:05,100　　-你的衣服　　-对　　我把它们放在滚筒里洗　　Your clothes? Yes, I left them in the washers　　311　　00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,700　　后来我再下去拿的时候它们就不见了　　and when I went down to get them, they were gone.　　312　　00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:08,270　　真的吗　　Really?　　313　　00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,770　　你没见那块牌子上写"不要远离在洗的衣物"么　　Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"?　　314　　00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,740　　谢尔顿　　我的衣服在哪儿　　Sheldon, where are my clothes?　　315　　00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,040　　好像我是记得看到过一些女式内衣什么的　　You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments.　　316　　00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,400　　在哪儿呢　　Where was that?　　317　　00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,000　　哦对　　Oh, yes...　　318　　00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:22,940　　就是没多久之前　　Earlier this evening,　　319　　00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,940　　我碰巧在眺望窗外的景色　　I" type="audio/mpeg" />-->