00:00:02,960　　你的论点完全缺乏科学价值　　Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit.　　2　　00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:08,290　　这很明确 超人通过飞入"黄日"核武器 清理他的衣服　　It is well established superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun,　　3　　00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,260　　由此能清除所有污染物　　which incinerates any contaminate matter　　4　　00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:14,820　　从而留下安全的氪星布料 既无损坏又完全清洁　　and leaves the invulnerable kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.　　5　　00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:18,120　　要是他弄了点氪星的物质在上面呢　　What if he gets something Kryptonian on it?　　6　　00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:19,220　　例如　　Like what?　　7　　00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:22,160　　我不知道　　氪星的芥末　　I don't know. Kryptonian mustard.　　8　　00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:24,790　　我觉得我们完全能认为氪星爆炸时　　I think we can safely assume that all Kryptonian condiments　　9　　00:00:24,860 --> 00:00:28,660　　已将所有氪星的调味品都摧毁了　　were destroyed when the planet Krypton exploded.　　10　　00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,160　　又或者它变成了芥末氪星石　　Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite,　　11　　00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:34,590　　唯一能摧毁 威胁地球的邪恶氪星热狗　　the only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth.　　12　　00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,060　　拉杰　　拜托　　Raj, please,　　13　　00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:41,860　　严肃点 超人的身体是氪星的 因此他的汗水也是氪星的　　let's stay serious here. Superman's body is Kryptonian, therefore his sweat is Kryptonian.　　14　　00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,520　　对　　要是沾到氪星汗渍呢　　Yeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains?　　15　　00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:46,460　　超人在地球不会出汗　　Superman doesn't sweat on Earth.　　16　　00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,960　　好啊 他应邀去肯朵的波特城赴晚餐　　Okay, he's invited for dinner in the Bottle City of Kandor.　　17　　00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:52,960　　他把自己变小　　进入该城 在那里　　他失去了超能力　　He miniaturizes himself, enters the city where he loses his superpowers. Now,　　18　　00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:56,490　　晚餐前　　主人说 玩一会氪星绳球如何　　before dinner, his host says, "Who's up for a little Kryptonian tetherball?"　　19　　00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,080　　超人说　　可以啊　　玩得大汗淋漓 回到地球　　Superman says "Sure," works up a sweat, comes back to Earth,　　20　　00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,620　　他的衣服已经沾了无法去除的氪星汗渍　　his uniform now stained with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration.　　21　　00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,760　　将死你　　Boo ya.　　22　　00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:11,090　　超人能在离开波特前　　Superman would have taken his uniform　　23　　00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,620　　把衣服放到肯朵的干洗机清洗　　to a Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle.　　24　　00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,790　　肯朵的干洗机　　我放弃　　"Kandorian dry cl..." I give up.　　25　　00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:19,160　　你们完全没法跟这人理论　　You can't have a rational argument with this man.　　26　　00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:24,560　　那不是去年赢得 麦克亚瑟天才奖的家伙吗　　isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year?　　27　　00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:27,490　　不　　别一次全部人看　　No, not all at once.　　28　　00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,990　　那怎么看　　Then how?　　29　　00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:30,260　　莱纳德先看　　Leonard.　　30　　00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:33,160　　现在轮到拉杰　　Now, Raj.　　31　　00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,490　　现在轮到谢尔顿　　Now, Sheldon.　　32　　00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,390　　我没看清　　能再看一遍吗　　I didn't get a good look. Can I go again?　　33　　00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:41,890　　不行　　No.　　34　　00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,920　　是戴维·安德希尔　　那又怎么样　　It's David Underhill. So what?　　35　　00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:45,060　　怎么样　　So what?　　36　　00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,260　　他对高能正点子的观察报告　　His observation of high-energy positrons　　37　　00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,960　　首次确切证明了　　has provided the first conclusive evidence　　38　　00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:50,990　　银河暗物质的存在　　for the existence of galactic dark matter.　　39　　00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,190　　我只给你两个词　　I have two words for you.　　40　　00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:53,590　　一个是"太"　　一个是"好了"　　The first is "big," the other's "whoop."　　41　　00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:55,720　　确实是很好　　It is a big whoop.　　42　　00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:57,160　　这几乎颠覆了　　It made almost all the work　　43　　00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,960　　所有你在这里做的工作成果　　you've done since you've been here completely useless.　　44　　00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:00,120　　-才怪　　-才怪　　Did not. Did, too.　　45　　00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:01,220　　才　　Did...　　46　　00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:02,490　　好吧　　有部分吧　　但是　　Okay, maybe　　some of it, but...　　47　　00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:06,020　　这小子只是在天时地利的时候　　Look, the guy was just in the right place,　　48　　00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:07,660　　利用范式方法重新解释了银河系　　at the right time with the right paradigm-shifting　　49　　00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,220　　纯粹是狗屎运　　reinterpretation of the universe. He got lucky.　　50　　00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:12,560　　不仅如此　　In more ways than one.　　51　　00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:15,890　　他长得很帅呢　　He's a very handsome man.　　52　　00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,360　　对我没什么影响　　如果换成我　　Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way,　　53　　00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:21,660　　我会更像扎克·埃夫隆那种类型　　I'm more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy.　　54　　00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,990　　对　　要是你能有那么一点像他　　Oh, yeah, like you have a shot with Zac Ephron.　　55　　00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,290　　打扰一下　　Excuse me...　　56　　00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,090　　你是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德吗　　Are you Leonard Hofstadter?　　57　　00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,520　　是的　　Uh... yeah.　　58　　00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:32,590　　我是戴维·安德希尔　　I'm David Underhill.　　59　　00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:35,920　　好的　　Uh... y-yeah.　　60　　00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,360　　盖博豪斯博士说　　Yeah, Dr. Gablehauser said if I wanted　　61　　00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,990　　如果我要在光电倍增实验室准备试验　　to set something up in the photomultiplier lab,　　62　　00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:40,820　　你能帮我忙　　that you'd be able to give me a hand?　　63　　00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:42,760　　你要和我一起做实验　　You want to work with me? Well,　　64　　00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:43,990　　你要是有时间的话　　是的　　if you have a little time, yeah.　　65　　00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:46,490　　哇　　当然有　　Wow.... Y-yeah, sure.　　66　　00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,460　　没问题　　Yeah, no problem. Uh...　　67　　00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:49,920　　这是我的住宅电话　　Here's my home number.　　68　　00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:50,920　　我的手机号码　　Here's my cell.　　69　　00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:52,920　　办公室电话　　Here's my office.　　70　　00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:56,120　　还有住在新泽西的父母家的电话　　Here's my parents' number up in New Jersey.　　71　　00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:57,990　　他们总能找到我　　They always know how to reach me. So... Okay.　　72　　00:02:58,060 --> 00:03:00,990　　对了　　恭喜你获得麦克亚瑟天才奖　　我很崇拜你　　Congratulations on the MacArthur Grant, by the way. Big fan.　　73　　00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:03,120　　谢谢　　我会打电话给你　　Thanks. I'll call you.　　74　　00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:04,890　　好的　　Okay.　　75　　00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,660　　拜拜　　Bye-bye!　　76　　00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,620　　看什么看　　What are you looking at?　　77　　00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:13,120　　没见过伪君子啊　　You've never seen a hypocrite before?　　78　　00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,560　　遥遥落后　　沃罗威茨需要投出全倒　　Trailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike　　79　　00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:44,020　　才有希望追上谢尔顿·库珀　　if he has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper,　　80　　00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:48,240　　他在第九个计分格时占尽优势 最高记录68　　who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68.　　81　　00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,020　　好啊　　伙计们　　Hey, guys!　　82　　00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:01,160　　那个不算　　That doesn't count.　　83　　00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:02,660　　重来　　重来　　Do over! Do over!　　84　　00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,160　　Wii保龄球游戏里可是投球无回的　　There are no do-overs in Wii bowling.　　85　　00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:09,490　　我的朋友做运动时总会有重来的　　There are always do-overs when my people play sports.　　86　　00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:13,360　　有什么比Wii保龄球之夜 还重要的　　Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night?　　87　　00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,360　　其实　　我　　Actually, I was...　　88　　00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,160　　这是反问句 没什么能比 Wii保龄球之夜重要　　It's a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night.　　89　　00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:20,390　　得了吧　　不就是个电子游戏嘛　　Come on, it's just a video game.　　90　　00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,420　　而且我们玩得很逊　　And we suck at it.　　91　　00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:25,760　　很好的队长动员演说嘛　　Nice motivational speech from the team captain.　　92　　00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:27,720　　你去哪了?　　Where were you?　　93　　00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:29,360　　我去戴维·安德希尔那了　　I was working with Dave Underhill.　　94　　00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:33,620　　哦 "戴维" 听起来莱纳德有了新的"好朋友"　　Ooh, "Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF.　　95　　00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,890　　事实上 他真的很酷　　Actually, he's pretty cool.　　96　　00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,220　　不仅仅因为他是个天才　　I mean, not only is he a brilliant scientist,　　97　　00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:40,620　　他还是个黑钻[户外运动品牌]滑雪高手　　but it turns out he's a Black Diamond skier.　　98　　00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:43,890　　他收集老式摩托车 他还在一个摇滚乐队里演奏呢　　He collects vintage motorcycles. He plays in a rock band.　　99　　00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,760　　怎样? 我们也是一个乐队啊　　So? We're in a rock band.　　100　　00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,760　　不　　No...　　101　　00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:51,190　　我们是在X-Box里面　　We play Rock Band on our X-Box.　　102　　00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:55,290　　感谢主音吉他手激动人心的致辞　　Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist.　　103　　00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,360　　他还很幽默　　He's funny, too.　　104　　00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:58,520　　他还绘声绘色的模仿了　　He does this hysterical impersonation　　105　　00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,820　　史蒂芬·霍金的电话性爱　　of Stephen Hawking having phone sex.　　106　　00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,760　　你穿着什么呢　　What are you wearing?　　107　　00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,490　　还是他演得比较像　　That's not... He does it better.　　108　　00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,190　　总之 他说明天他要带我去体育馆　　Anyway, he said he was gonna take me to the gym tomorrow,　　109　　00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:11,890　　我先回屋练练仰卧起坐的　　so I'm gonna go practice my situps.　　110　　00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:16,890　　排山倒海的男性吸引　　Whoa. Humongous man crush, dude.　　111　　00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,620　　兄弟情的完美演绎　　Yeah. It's officially a bro-mance.　　112　　00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:23,890　　嘿 谢尔顿 你和莱纳德要不要弄棵圣诞树?　　Hey, Sheldon, are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree?　　113　　00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,520　　不 我们不庆祝　　No, because we don't celebrate　　114　　00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:28,190　　古老的异教农神节　　the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia.　　115　　00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:30,760　　农神节?　　Saturnalia?　　116　　00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:32,090　　孩子们 过来坐好了　　Gather round, kids,　　117　　00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,490　　又到谢尔顿最爱的圣诞特别节目时间了　　it's time for Sheldon's beloved Christmas special.　　118　　00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:38,890　　在基督教出现之前的那些岁月　　In the pre-Christian era,　　119　　00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,420　　每当冬至来临大地枯萎　　as the winter solstice approached and the plants died,　　120　　00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:43,890　　异教徒把常青的枝杈带回家中　　pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes　　121　　00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,920　　用这种形式来表示　　as an act of sympathetic magic, intended　　122　　00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:48,820　　保护生命的本质直到春来再次到来　　to guard the life essences of the plants until spring.　　123　　00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,560　　这种风俗后来　　This custom was later appropriated　　124　　00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,560　　被北欧人继承　　于是演变成了　　by Northern Europeans and eventually it becomes　　125　　00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,620　　现在的圣诞树　　the so-called Christmas tree.　　126　　00:05:56,660 --> 00:06:00,390　　那么查理·布朗　　你看到什么叫做无聊了吧　　And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.　　127　　00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,060　　好吧 谢谢　　Okay, well, thank you　　128　　00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,660　　不过我给你和莱纳德　　for that, but I got you and Leonard　　129　　00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,220　　买了点蠢蠢的小礼物　　a few silly neighbor gifts, so I'll just　　130　　00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:07,220　　我回头搁我的圣诞树底下好了　　put them under my tree.　　131　　00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:08,090　　等等!　　Wait!　　132　　00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,120　　你给我买了个礼物?　　You bought me a present?　　133　　00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:13,290　　你干吗要这么做?　　Why would you do such a thing?　　134　　00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,990　　不知道 因为是圣诞节?　　I don't know. 'Cause it's Christmas?　　135　　00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:18,490　　哦 佩妮 我知道你认为自己很大方　　Oh, Penny. I know you think you're being generous,　　136　　00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,390　　但送礼是建立在互利互惠的原则上的　　but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity.　　137　　00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,060　　你还没给我礼物　　You haven't given me a gift.　　138　　00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,590　　就已经塞给我一份责任　　You've given me an obligation.　　139　　00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,860　　别难过 佩妮 这是新手常犯的错　　Don't feel bad, Penny, it's a classic rookie mistake.　　140　　00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,260　　我和谢尔顿过的第一个犹太教光明节　　My first Hanukkah with Sheldon,　　141　　00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,020　　他对我吼了八个晚上　　he yelled at me for eight nights.　　142　　00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:37,490　　没关系 你不用送我什么东西以表回馈　　Now, hey, it's okay.You don't have to get me anything in return.　　143　　00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,360　　当然要 这种风俗的精髓就是　　Of course I do. The essence of the custom　　144　　00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,820　　现在我不得不出去给你买点东西　　is that I now have to go out and purchase for you　　145　　00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,320　　价值相当的礼物　　a gift of commensurate value　　146　　00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:45,560　　这礼物得体现对我们友谊的相同的感知价值　　and representing the same perceived level of friendship　　147　　00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:48,760　　这种感知价值体现于你送我的礼物　　as that represented by the gift you've given me.　　148　　00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:52,060　　知道今年自杀率是怎么直线上升的了吧　　It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.　　149　　00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,790　　好吧　　忘了这件事吧　　Okay, you know what? Forget it.　　150　　00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,060　　我没有给你准备礼物　　I'm not giving you a present.　　151　　00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,020　　太晚了　　我都看到了　　那个小精灵贴纸　　No, it's too late. I see it. That elf sticker　　152　　00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:58,190　　上面写着　　给谢尔顿　　says, "To Sheldon."　　153　　00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,020　　木已成舟　　The die has been cast.　　154　　00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:02,490　　冥冥有手写天书　　[欧玛尔·海亚姆波斯诗人　　此句曾被马丁·路德·金引用]　　155　　00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,290　　汉尼拔已经翻越了阿尔卑斯山　　[迦太基名将汉尼拔曾率领军队及大象翻越积雪的阿尔卑斯山进入意大利]　　156　　00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:09,620　　我知道　　有意思 特别是发生在别人身上　　I know. It's funny when it's not happening to us.　　157　　00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:14,290　　谢尔顿　　我非常非常抱歉　　Sheldon, I am very, very sorry.　　158　　00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,990　　别　　别　　我自找的　　No. No, I brought this on myself　　159　　00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,520　　谁让我不小心成为你生命中美好又重要的一部分呢　　by being such an endearing and important part of your life.　　160　　00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,090　　谁开车带我去商场　　I'm going to need a ride to the mall.　　161　　00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:26,390　　现在发生在咱们头上了　　It's happening to us.　　162　　00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,720　　你还好吧　　Are you gonna make it?　　163　　00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:32,920　　还好吧　　Yeah, I guess.　　164　　00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:34,120　　好的　　All right.　　165　　00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:37,520　　谢谢你让我开你的摩托　　Thanks for letting me try out your motorcycle.　　166　　00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,060　　不客气　　No problem.　　167　　00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,420　　我不知道它这么沉　　I had no idea it was so heavy.　　168　　00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:46,220　　就这么压到我身上了是吧　　The thing just fell right over on me, didn't it?　　169　　00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:48,920　　是啊　　还没跑起来算你走运　　Yeah. Lucky for you it wasn't moving.　　170　　00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,890　　-莱纳德您还好吧　　-还好　　-Oh, hey, Leonard. Ooh, are you okay? -Oh, yeah.　　171　　00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,390　　就是个摩托车小意外　　It's just a little motorcycle accident.　　172　　00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:56,260　　我的天　　你开得有多快　　My God, how fast were you going?　　173　　00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,820　　不晓得　　就在电光火石之间　　I don't know. It's all such a blur.　　174　　00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:02,390　　很幽默　　他连发动都发动不起来　　Good one. He couldn't even get it started.　　175　　00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:04,890　　嗨　　戴维　　Hi. Dave. Hi.　　176　　00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,020　　佩妮　　是你的摩托　　Penny. So it's your motorcycle?　　177　　00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:08,820　　没摔坏吧　　Is it okay?　　178　　00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:09,820　　没事　　It's fine.　　179　　00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,490　　算那车走运　　Lucky for the bike　　180　　00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,720　　有我的腿垫着　　it landed on my leg.　　181　　00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:16,020　　你介意帮我搀这位机车选手一下么　　You mind giving me a hand with speed racer here?　　182　　00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,260　　好的好的　　Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.　　183　　00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,860　　戴维你是怎么认识莱纳德的　　So, um, Dave, how do you know Leonard?　　184　　00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,060　　我是个物理学家　　I'm a physicist.　　185　　00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,390　　你才不是呢　　No, you're not.　　186　　00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,190　　有什么奇怪的么　　Why is that so surprising?　　187　　00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:28,720　　主要是我所认识的物理学家　　Uh, well, it's just that the physicists I know　　188　　00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:32,390　　都又白又宅　　are indoorsy and pale.　　189　　00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:33,720　　我不是宅男　　I'm not indoorsy.　　190　　00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:35,390　　我的防晒霜很好用　　I just wear the appropriate sun block　　191　　00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:37,620　　所以黑色素沉淀得很少　　because I don't take melanoma lightly.　　192　　00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:38,860　　那你是　　So, are you　　193　　00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,620　　在和莱纳德一起做实验么　　and Leonard working on an experiment together?　　194　　00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:41,860　　事实上我们在　　Yeah, actually we are.　　195　　00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,390　　我们在检测光电倍增管的　　Yeah, we're examining the radiation levels　　196　　00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:44,420　　辐射强度　　of photomultiplier tubes　　197　　00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,890　　用在一种新的暗物质探测器上面的　　for a new dark matter detector.　　198　　00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,990　　亲爱的　　Uh, sweetie, sweetie,　　199　　00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,320　　我在和戴维说话　　Dave was talking.　　200　　00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:51,560　　你知道的　　我爱好科学　　You know, I love science.　　201　　00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,890　　-从什么时候开始的　　-一直都是啊　　-Since when? -Since always.　　202　　00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,220　　叫我科学怪人吧　　我就是为　　Call me a geek, but I am just nuts　　203　　00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:58,690　　这些亚原子痴迷不已　　for the whole subatomic- particle thing.　　204　　00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,420　　我叫你什么也不会叫你科学怪人的　　The last thing I would ever call you is a geek.　　205　　00:09:01,490 --> 00:09: 03,360　　呵呵　　我就是啊　　Ha. Well, that's what I am--　　206　　00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:04,690　　怪才天后　　queen of the nerds.　　207　　00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,720　　如果你愿意　　Well, if you like,　　208　　00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:08,690　　我可以带你参观我们工作的实验室　　I could show you the lab we're working in.　　209　　00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,160　　我们有一些很棒的玩意　　激光器什么的　　We've got some cool toys, you know-- lasers and stuff.　　210　　00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:14,620　　你知道么　　我一直都想见识下真正的科学实验室　　You know, I have always wanted to see a big science lab.　　211　　00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:15,620　　什么时候开始的　　Since when?　　212　　00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:17,460　　一直都是呀　　Since always.　　213　　00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,160　　莱纳德　　你还好么　　Leonard, are you okay here? Uh...　　214　　00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:21,390　　-还好吧　　-我们现在就去如何　　-Yeah. I guess. -How 'bout we go see it now?　　215　　00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,320　　之后我们可以到海边兜风　　Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the coast,　　216　　00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:24,760　　再来点吃的东西　　We grab a little bite to eat...　　217　　00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:26,460　　真不错　　Um... Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great.　　218　　00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,720　　我去拿个外套　　Let me just get my jacket.　　219　　00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:35,520　　她很可爱嘛　　Boy, she'll do, huh?　　220　　00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:38,060　　是啊　　如果你喜欢这个类型的　　Yeah, if you like that type.　　221　　00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,160　　你和她　　So, you and her...?　　222　　00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,220　　没关系　　就是邻居　　No, just neighbors.　　223　　00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,490　　真的　　Really.　　224　　00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,560　　真难想象你就住她隔壁　　I don't know how you live next door to that　　225　　00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,660　　居然没有什么行动　　without doing something about it.　　226　　00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:49,860　　事实上　　Actually...　　227　　00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,560　　科学就是我的爱人　　science is my lady.　　228　　00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,060　　好吧　　咱们走吧　　Okay. Let's go.　　229　　00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,060　　好的　　All right.　　230　　00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,420　　明天见　　莱纳德　　See you tomorrow, Leonard.　　231　　00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:59,420　　明天见　　再见佩妮　　See ya. 'Bye, Penny.　　232　　00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,060　　玩得开心　　Have fun.　　233　　00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,820　　是谁　　Yes?　　234　　00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:16,460　　你没带钥匙么　　Did you forget your key?　　235　　00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:31,090　　我看这没有什么女人想要的　　I don't see anything in here a woman would want.　　236　　00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,220　　开玩笑吧　　You're kidding.　　237　　00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:36,490　　这里有身体乳液　　沐浴精油　　香皂　　You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps.　　238　　00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,620　　简直是雌激素的帽子戏法[三连发]　　that's the estrogen hat trick.　　239　　00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:43,090　　我看是山寨版发音的　　What it is is a cacophonous assault　　240　　00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,820　　尤加利属植物　　月桂树的果实　　肉桂和香草　　of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.　　241　　00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:50,220　　就好像我的头卡到土耳其皇帝的睡衣里面一样　　It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.　　242　　00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:52,320　　谢尔顿　　如果你不喜欢这些东西　　Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff,　　243　　00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:55,490　　我们去隔壁给她做个填充玩具熊也行　　let's just go next door and build her a bear.　　244　　00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:59,260　　告诉过你　　我害怕熊　　I told you before, bears are terrifying.　　245　　00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,160　　拜托　　Come on,　　246　　00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,090　　沐浴用品　　完美的选择　　bath stuff. It's perfect!　　247　　00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,990　　这里有香氛蜡烛　　洗面扑　　You got a scented candle, a cleansing buff,　　248　　00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,690　　薄荷和绿茶味的沐浴精油　　放松身心　　spearmint and green tea scented bath oil, promotes relaxation.　　249　　00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,460　　前提假设是佩妮身心紧张　　That presupposes Penny is tense.　　250　　00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,790　　她认识你　　能不紧张么　　She knows you. She's tense.　　251　　00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:13,490　　我们都紧张　　买个礼品篮　　We all are. Buy a basket!　　252　　00:11: 13,560 --> 00:11:14,990　　您好　　我们选好了　　Excuse me, we're ready.　　253　　00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:16,520　　我们还没选好　　No, we're not.　　254　　00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:18,490　　假设我同意　　Let's say for a moment that I accept　　255　　00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,290　　沐浴礼品这个假设　　the bath item gift hypothesis,　　256　　00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,360　　现在我要考考你了　　I now lay the following conundrum at your feet:　　257　　00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,790　　我们该买多大的　　Which size?　　258　　00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,720　　就这个　　我们走　　This one. Let's go.　　259　　00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,320　　你想都没想过　　You put no thought into that.　　260　　00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:30,760　　不好意思　　就这个　　I'm sorry. Uh... this one.　　261　　00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,660　　我们走　　Let's go!　　262　　00:11:33,690 --> 00:11:35,660　　我没有足够的数据进行分析　　I have insufficient data to proceed.　　263　　00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,060　　不好意思小姐　　Excuse me, miss?　　264　　00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,290　　什么事　　Yes?　　265　　00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,060　　如果我送给你这个礼物篮　　If I were to give you this gift basket,　　266　　00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,590　　根据这个行为本身　　如果没有其他数据　　based on that action alone and no other data,　　267　　00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:48,360　　请推断并描述我们之间的 假定关系　　infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.　　268　　00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,190　　不好意思　　Excuse me?　　269　　00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,320　　这里　　Here.　　270　　00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:55,560　　我们是朋友么　　Now, are we friends?　　271　　00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,390　　同事还是情人　　Colleagues? Lovers?　　272　　00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,520　　你是我的祖母么　　Are you my grandmother?　　273　　00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,220　　我不明白你在说什么　　I don't understand what you're talking about　　274　　00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,360　　不过你让我觉得有点不爽　　and you're making me a little uncomfortable.　　275　　00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,160　　看到没　　就像你和佩妮　　See? Sounds just like you and Penny.　　276　　00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,390　　我们就要这个了　　We'll take it.　　277　　00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,060　　莱纳德　　过来一块儿坐　　Hey, Leonard. Come, join us.　　278　　00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,460　　哦　　嘿　　戴维　　Oh, hey, Dave.　　279　　00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,720　　还有佩妮　　你也在这　　And Penny, what a surprise.　　280　　00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:22,090　　嘿 莱纳德　　Hey, Leonard.　　281　　00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,320　　戴维刚刚带我在校园里逛了逛　　Dave was just showing me around the university.　　282　　00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,820　　你知道么 这个地方真是妙不可言　　You know, this place is unbelievable!　　283　　00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:29,660　　我当然知道 这一年半我一直说要带你来看看　　Yeah, I know. I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half.　　284　　00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,490　　你总是说你要去练瑜伽　　You always said you had yoga.　　285　　00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,220　　从没说过　　I never said that.　　286　　00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,160　　可能我听错了　　Maybe I heard you wrong.　　287　　00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,660　　有很多词听起来像瑜伽　　A lot of words sound like "yoga."　　288　　00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,990　　莱纳德 这真是一个很奇妙的女人　　This is an amazing woman, Leonard.　　289　　00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,190　　她的思想敏捷而又有求知欲　　She has a curious and agile mind,　　290　　00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:45,260　　更不用提她其他敏捷而奇特的方面了　　not to mention being curious and agile in other respects.　　291　　00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,260　　别说了　　Oh, shut up!　　292　　00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,920　　没错 闭嘴吧　　Yes, please shut up.　　293　　00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:52,490　　那么　　戴维　　So, um, Dave,　　294　　00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,860　　我们是不是该回实验室干活了?　　don't you think you and I should get back to the lab?　　295　　00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,260　　你知道 暗物质是不会去自己发现自己的　　You know, that dark matter isn't going to detect itself.　　296　　00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:03,390　　我正想下午请个假　　Actually, I was thinking about taking the afternoon off　　297　　00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,320　　然后和佩妮做个别的"实验"　　so I could work on another experiment with Penny.　　298　　00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:08,160　　我们去做实验?　　Really? We're going to do an experiment?　　299　　00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,190　　我们去试试龙舌兰酒　　Uh-huh. We're going to explore the effects of tequila shots　　300　　00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,690　　在一个22岁尤物身上会有什么作用　　on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman.　　301　　00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,020　　那不是实验　　It's not an experiment!　　302　　00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:16,020　　再说你昨晚也见到会发生什么了　　You saw what happened last night.　　303　　00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:19,420　　走么?　　好　　You ready to go? Yeah.　　304　　00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,660　　噢　　我能骑摩托车吗　　Oh, can I drive the motorcycle?　　305　　00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,920　　可以啊　　有什么不行的　　Yeah, why not?　　306　　00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,090　　你肯定不会比莱纳德开得还糟的　　You can't do any worse than Leonard.　　307　　00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,460　　真有趣啊　　That's funny.　　308　　00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,420　　顺便说一句　　我的腿疼死了　　By the way, my leg is killing me.　　309　　00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:32,790　　谢谢关心　　Thanks for asking.　　310　　00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,100　　大资讯　　莱纳德　　Mmm, great news, Leonard.　　311　　00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,360　　我已经解决了送佩妮礼物的两难困境了　　I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.　　312　　00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,660　　我好高兴哦　　Yippee.　　313　　00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:04,730　　你想啊　　我可能会送得过于好或过于寒碜　　You see, the danger was that I might under or over-reciprocate,　　314　　00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,730　　但我已经想出了一个很简单的点子　　but I have devised a foolproof plan.　　315　　00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,660　　我会先打开她给我的礼物　　See, I will open her gift to me first　　316　　00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,100　　接着借故离开　　and then excuse myself,　　317　　00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,930　　假装消化不良　　feigning digestive distress.　　318　　00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,930　　然后我会上网查她送的礼物的价格　　Then I'll look up the price of her gift online,　　319　　00" type="audio/mpeg" />-->