00:00:01,210　　好了　　灭了　　Okay, it's done.　　2　　00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,420　　伙计们　　Look, guys, for the future,　　3　　00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,160　　我不介意以后帮你们灭大蜘蛛　　I don't mind killing the big spiders,　　4　　00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:08,370　　但那么小的不用我出手吧　　But you have to at least try with the little ones.　　5　　00:00:08,430 --> 00:00:09,200　　佩妮　　拜托　　Penny, please.　　6　　00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,930　　我们面对的问题可比蜘蛛纲动物严峻得多　　We're facing a far more serious problem than stray arachnids.　　7　　00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,300　　谢尔顿　　没那么严重　　Sheldon, it's not so bad.　　8　　00:00:14,370 --> 00:00:16,670　　不严重　　简直是毛骨悚然　　Not bad? it's horrible.　　9　　00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:18,840　　你觉得像听故事一样　　I mean, you hear stories about this sort of thing,　　10　　00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,370　　以为不会发生在你身上　　But you never think it'll happen to you.　　11　　00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,470　　他们不就是把你的饺子蒸了一下嘛　　So they steamed your dumplings.　　12　　00:00:22,470 --> 00:00:23,750　　算了吧　　Get over it.　　13　　00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,970　　拜托　　换个新话题　　New topic, please.　　14　　00:00:26,970 --> 00:00:28,360　　好吧　　佩妮　　All right, penny.　　15　　00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,230　　我借这个机会向你表达　　Let me take this opportunity to point out　　16　　00:00:31,230 --> 00:00:34,820　　你今天看起来相当令人销魂　　That you are looking particularly ravishing today.　　17　　00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:38,190　　霍华德　　一千个套套都别想　　Not with a thousand condoms, howard.　　18　　00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:43,360　　这么说还真有个数量　　So, there is a number.　　19　　00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,690　　拜托　　换个新话题　　Okay, new topic, please.　　20　　00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,990　　你们知道楼上5A的人要搬出去吗　　Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5a are moving out?　　21　　00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:51,520　　-别说　　嘘　　-虾米　　- No, shh-shh-shh! - what?!　　22　　00:00:51,590 --> 00:00:53,560　　楼上的人要搬了　　The people upstairs are moving out.　　23　　00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,160　　别说　　No!　　24　　00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,620　　恐怖至极　　The horror...　　25　　00:00:57,990 --> 00:01:00,790　　你干嘛非要提这事呢　　Why would you just say something like that?　　26　　00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:03,620　　不　　不　　不　　No, no, no, no, no, no, no...　　27　　00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:05,860　　那我还能怎么说　　How else was I supposed to say it?　　28　　00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,750　　慢一点　　就像放一条新买的鱼进鱼缸　　Slowly. like putting a new fish in a tank.　　29　　00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,520　　不能直接丢进去　　You don't just drop it in.　　30　　00:01:10,590 --> 00:01:14,760　　要连鱼带袋子先放进去一段时间　　You let the bag sit in the water a while.　　31　　00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:17,520　　恐怖至极　　The horror...　　32　　00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:19,460　　谢尔顿　　我保证不会有事的　　Sheldon, I'm sure it's going to be fine.　　33　　00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,160　　不可能会好了　　No, it's not going to be fine.　　34　　00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,290　　改变总是不好的　　Change is never fine.　　35　　00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,720　　人们说改变是好事　　事实才不是　　They say it is, but it's not.　　36　　00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:27,790　　亲爱的　　你认识那些要搬的人吗　　Okay, honey, did you even know the people that are moving out?　　37　　00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:29,290　　我从没见过他们　　I never met them.　　38　　00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,960　　这样他们才完美　　That's what made them perfect.　　39　　00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:34,190　　不用尴尬地在楼道打招呼　　There were no awkward "hellos" in the halls.　　40　　00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,660　　不会有高跟鞋踩在木质地板的咔咔声　　There's no clickety-clacking of high heel shoes on hardwood floors.　　41　　00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,840　　这一家就像是一窝小猫　　They may as well have been a family of　　42　　00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,420　　从这个窗帘跳到那个窗帘　　Cats just jumping around from drape to drape.　　43　　00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:45,990　　但没有尿液中恼人的氨味　　Without that annoying ammonia urine smell.　　44　　00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:49,620　　我保证新来的也会安安静静的　　Well, I'm sure the new people will be just as quiet.　　45　　00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:51,090　　你怎么知道　　You can't know that.　　46　　00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,660　　你怎么可能知道　　How can you possibly know that?　　47　　00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,390　　对　　我不知道　　告诉你　　You're right, I can't. you know what?　　48　　00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:57,190　　任何人都可能租那个房　　Anyone could rent that apartment now.　　49　　00:01:57,190 --> 00:02:00,420　　歌剧歌手啦 跺脚舞演员啦　　an opera singer, the cast of stomp...　　50　　00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:04,590　　有条木腿的踢踏舞海盗啦　　Yeah, a tap-dancing pirate with a wooden leg.　　51　　00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,220　　你干嘛要越搞越糟　　Why are you making it worse?　　52　　00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:10,760　　我想搞好点　　他不干而已　　I tried making it better. he wouldn't go for it.　　53　　00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,860　　对啊　　真是好主意　　You're right! that's a great idea.　　54　　00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,720　　-什么　　-我去租那个房　　- What? - I'll take the apartment upstairs.　　55　　00:02:15,790 --> 00:02:17,960　　我就能摆脱我妈　　I can finally get away from my mother　　56　　00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,660　　我们也有更多时间聚聚　　And we can all spend some more time together.　　57　　00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,190　　明白我的用意吧　　If you catch my drift.　　58　　00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:27,760　　恐怖至极　　The horror...　　59　　00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:55,480　　等等 你真以为我会相信　　Hold on. You honestly expect me to believe　　60　　00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,190　　社交礼仪规定　　that social protocol dictates we　　61　　00:02:57,190 --> 00:02:59,080　　我们不惜弄伤腰骨帮沃罗威茨搬家　　Break our backs helplping wolowitz move,　　62　　00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,090　　而他只要给我们买份匹萨吗　　and then he only need buy us a pizza?　　63　　00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:05,440　　抱歉　　事实就是这样　　I'm sorry, that really is how it works.　　64　　00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,370　　你骗我　　You' tricking me.　　65　　00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:11,370　　说实话　　好处到底是什么　　You tell me the truth, what do we get?　　66　　00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,170　　拉杰　　搭救我吧　　Raj, help me out here.　　67　　00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,300　　你能在PS3[索尼游戏机]和山地车中任选其一　　You get to choose between a mountain bike or a ps3.　　68　　00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,000　　我就知道　　I knew it!　　69　　00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:21,640　　PS3　　肯定选PS3　　Ps3, definitely ps3.　　70　　00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,340　　有谁会选山地车　　Who would pick a mountain bike?　　71　　00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,340　　别再自责了　　妈　　Enough with the guilt, ma.　　72　　00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,870　　我们还会见面　　We'll still see each other.　　73　　00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:30,840　　我每天晚上回来和你吃饭　　I'll come over every night and have dinner with you.　　74　　00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:34,140　　你会才怪呢　　The hell you will!　　75　　00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:38,570　　我这成什么了　　星级餐馆吗　　What am I running here, a fancy restaurant?　　76　　00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,100　　这里像橄榄园餐厅吗　　Does this look like olive garden?!　　77　　00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,270　　我知道了　　你生气　　Okay, I get it, you're angry.　　78　　00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:48,170　　你不想让你的小小鸟离巢　　You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest.　　79　　00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,640　　小小鸟　　"little bird"?　　80　　00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,540　　你都快30了　　You're almost 30!　　81　　00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:55,170　　看在上帝的份上　　快飞吧　　Fly, for god's sake!　　82　　00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,870　　行　　我不走了　　Fine, I'll stay!　　83　　00:03:56,940 --> 00:03:58,000　　高兴了吧　　疯婆子　　Ya happy, crazy lady?　　84　　00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,210　　肯定高兴死了　　I sure as hell hope so,　　85　　00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:01,040　　因为你就是要毁掉我的生活　　because you're ruining my life!　　86　　00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,640　　佩妮　　我是莱纳德　　Hey, penny? it's leonard.　　87　　00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:06,840　　好消息　　你不用把头放进烤箱了　　Good news, you can take your head out of the oven.　　88　　00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,700　　看来也不用戴这个了　　I guess I won't be needing this.　　89　　00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:18,470　　苍天啊　　Oh, no...　　90　　00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:21,970　　新来滴　　The new ones.　　91　　00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:24,940　　他们来了　　They're here.　　92　　00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:28,900　　冷静点　　我们还不了解他们呢　　Stay calm. we don't know anything about them yet.　　93　　00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,600　　你这是干嘛　　What are you doing?　　94　　00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:34,870　　我查查有没有乐器　　I'm checking for musical instruments.　　95　　00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,770　　像不像响板的声音　　Does that sound like castanets to you?　　96　　00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,570　　盒子上写着厨房呢　　The box says "kitchen."　　97　　00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,660　　那又怎样　　So?　　98　　00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:45,400　　毒贩会在盒子上写可卡因么　　do cocaine smugglers write "cocaine" on the box?　　99　　00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,140　　你们好　　Hello?　　100　　00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,900　　-你好　　-你好　　Hello. hello.　　101　　00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:53,270　　-你好　　-你好　　-你好　　Hello. hello. hello.　　102　　00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,240　　我叫艾丽西娅　　I'm Alicia.　　103　　00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,470　　我搬来楼上住　　I'm moving in upstairs.　　104　　00:04:57,540 --> 00:04:59,470　　那真是太好了　　That is so great.　　105　　00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,070　　我叫莱纳德　　Oh, I'm leonard.　　106　　00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:03,370　　我住下面　　I live downstairs.　　107　　00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,370　　在这层的楼上　　不过还是在你下面啦　　Upstairs from here, but under you.　　108　　00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:10,100　　不是在你人下面　　是你楼下　　Not under you per se, but under your apartment.　　109　　00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,000　　挺好　　That's nice.　　110　　00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:15,240　　是啊 挺好　　Yeah, it is.　　111　　00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:19,270　　你的举动表明你有和她交配的冲动　　If that concludes your faltering attempt to mate...　　112　　00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,340　　你好　　Hello.　　113　　00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,440　　你好　　Hello.　　114　　00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,540　　你好　　Hello.　　115　　00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:28,850　　从一到十打分　　On a scale of one to ten　　116　　00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:31,170　　你怎么给自己打分呢　　How light of foot would you describe yourself　　117　　00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:33,680　　一表示一点也不像猫　　With one being not cat-like at al　　118　　00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,740　　十表示你是猫中之猫　　And ten being freakishly feline?　　119　　00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,640　　猫中之猫？　　"freakishly feline"?　　120　　00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:40,770　　这是你给出的答案还是你没有理解问题　　Is that your answer or do you not understand the question?　　121　　00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:42,940　　先不说这个　　We'll come back to that one.　　122　　00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,140　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon...　　123　　00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:44,700　　等一下　　Hang on.　　124　　00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,280　　你目前抑或过去有没有跳过萨尔萨舞　　Are you now or have you ever been a salsa　　125　　00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,870　　爱尔兰民族舞或者霹雳舞　　Irish folk or break-dancer?　　126　　00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:51,570　　没　　No.　　127　　00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,940　　你弄得别人不舒服了　　You're making her uncomfortable.　　128　　00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,400　　抱歉　　Oh, I'm sorry.　　129　　00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:56,500　　到现在为止你表现很不错　　Well, if it helps you feel any better　　130　　00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,540　　希望能让你感觉好点　　you're doing very well so far.　　131　　00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,500　　下个问题　　你有生育能力吗　　Next question，are you fertile?　　132　　00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,040　　什么　　What?!　　133　　00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,680　　我在判定婴儿在我头上　　I'm trying to determine whether crying　　134　　00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,400　　哭哭啼啼的可能性　　Infants above my head are a possibility.　　135　　00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,840　　我现在没这个打算　　I have no immediate plans.　　136　　00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,740　　改变主意的话　　记得告诉我　　If that changes, let me know.　　137　　00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,440　　最后一个问题　　铺小地毯　　赞成还是反对　　And finally, area rugs, pro or con?　　138　　00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,070　　-赞成　　-艾丽西娅　　Pro? alicia?　　139　　00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:17,170　　-怎么　　-欢迎你入住　　Yes? welcome to the building.　　140　　00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:29,170　　莱纳德　　太感谢你的帮忙了　　Thanks so much for helping me, leonard.　　141　　00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,270　　感谢你给我帮忙的机会　　Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help.　　142　　00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,540　　伙计们　　Oh, hey, guys.　　143　　00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,500　　佩妮　　这是艾丽西娅　　我们的新邻居　　Hey, penny. this is alicia, our new neighbor.　　144　　00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:38,240　　你好　　Hi.　　145　　00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,240　　你好　　Hi.　　146　　00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,000　　我在帮她忙呢　　I'm helping.　　147　　00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,840　　看得出来哦　　I can see.　　148　　00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,970　　艾丽西娅对音乐不感冒　　无子女　　赞成铺地毯　　Alicia's non-musical, childless and pro-rug.　　149　　00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:52,400　　她还在我的考察期内　　但我看好她　　She's still on probation, of course, but I like her.　　150　　00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:53,840　　T恤很酷啊　　Cool t-shirt.　　151　　00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,370　　是吗　　我一般不这样穿的　　Oh, yeah, I don't usually dress like this.　　152　　00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,570　　我去慢跑　　I'm going jogging.　　153　　00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:58,500　　你好像从不慢跑吧　　You don't jog.　　154　　00:06:58,570 --> 00:07:00,440　　现在开始　　I can start.　　155　　00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,220　　行　　True　　156　　00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,650　　但是对于你的穿着　　更可信的解释是　　But the more likely explanation for your　　157　　00:07:02,650 --> 00:07:05,100　　你又没干净衣服换了　　Attire is that you're out of clean clothes again.　　158　　00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:05,940　　谢尔顿　　我谢谢你　　Thank you, sheldon.　　159　　00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,570　　佩妮　　不客气　　You're welcome, penny.　　160　　00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:09,900　　没事　　你看起来很可爱　　Please, you look cute.　　161　　00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:12,000　　瞧　　我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的　　I'm dressed like a slob today, too.　　162　　00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,970　　我觉得很惊艳啊　　I think you look fantastic.　　163　　00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,440　　他挺会演戏吧　　This one's a player, huh?　　164　　00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,840　　是啊　　你要小心哦　　Oh, yeah, be careful.　　165　　00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,570　　谢谢提醒　　Thanks for the warning. okay.　　166　　00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,840　　-过会儿见　　-拜拜　　-I'll see you around. -see ya.　　167　　00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,540　　瞧　　我今天也穿得邋里邋遢的　　I'm dressed like a slob today, too.　　168　　00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,500　　鹦鹉学舌啊　　Oh, mimicry.　　169　　00:07:32,570 --> 00:07:34,040　　我喜欢玩鹦鹉学舌　　I enjoy mimicry.　　170　　00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:37,070　　我模仿过星战第六部的阿克巴上将　　I've been working on admiral ackbar from return of the jedi.　　171　　00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,340　　"这是个圈套"　　"it's a trap."　　172　　00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,670　　你得把我想象成一个大乌贼脑袋　　You have to imagine me with a giant squid head.　　173　　00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,600　　"这是个圈套"　　"it's a trap."　　174　　00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,870　　"这是个圈套"　　"it's a trap."　　175　　00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,840　　"这是个圈套"　　"it's a trap."　　176　　00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,470　　请进　　Come.　　177　　00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,370　　祝贺一下　　你终于洗衣服了　　Congratulations, I see you did your laundry.　　178　　00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,900　　-这个　　算是吧　　-什么叫算是吧　　-Well, sort of. -how does one "sort of..."　　179　　00:08:34,970 --> 00:08:37,000　　我买了新衣服　　行了吧　　I bought new clothes, okay?　　180　　00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:38,770　　莱纳德在不在　　Is leonard around?　　181　　00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,370　　他在楼上跟艾丽西娅一起　　He's upstairs at Alicia's.　　182　　00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:43,000　　好吧　　行　　没啥　　Oh. all right, that's cool, no biggie.　　183　　00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:46,540　　他答应过帮我装打印机　　再等一会吧　　He said he'd help me set up my printer, but I guess I can wait.　　184　　00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,070　　他到底在楼上干什么呢　　What exactly is he doing up there?　　185　　00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:51,640　　我认为是旨在毁灭我而进行的战略行动　　In what I can only perceive as a tactical move to destroy me,　　186　　00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,200　　他跟库萨帕里和沃罗威茨在帮她装音响　　He is with wolowitz and koothrappali setting up her stereo.　　187　　00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:57,540　　他们都在楼上 是吗　　Oh, they're all up there, huh?　　188　　00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,740　　正常　　Hmm, typical.　　189　　00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,070　　这很明显不正常　　It's axiomatically atypical.　　190　　00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,020　　到现在为止　　他们不了解艾丽西娅　　Up until recently, they did not know alicia,　　191　　00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:07,540　　也没有在其他地方相处过　　And had no encounters with her in a previous location.　　192　　00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,650　　以前他们从不上楼拜访房客　　They never went upstairs to visit the former tenants,　　193　　00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,900　　而你将他们的行为鉴定为正常　　So your characterization of their behavior as "typical"　　194　　00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:14,600　　是绝对的谬误　　Is demonstrably fallacious.　　195　　00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,900　　好了　　现在我看到一颗大乌贼脑袋了　　Okay, now I see the giant squid head.　　196　　00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,170　　这下好　　我又得重新来一遍　　Oh, great! now, I have to start all over again.　　197　　00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,870　　我是想过租这房子　　Yeah, I thought about renting this apartment,　　198　　00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:36,730　　不过我更像那种城里　　But I'm really more of a　　199　　00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:38,600　　住跃层的黄金单身汉　　"downtown loft" kind of guy.　　200　　00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:40,600　　不错啊　　你现在住跃层吗　　Cool. so are you in a loft now?　　201　　00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:41,270　　事实上　　Oh, actually,　　202　　00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:44,540　　我现在阿塔迪纳那里和一个女人同居　　I'm, uh, living with a woman in altadena.　　203　　00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,170　　不过是纯柏拉图式的　　她同时是我的女佣　　Purely platonic. she's also my maid.　　204　　00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,970　　听起来蛮不错的　　Sounds like a sweet deal.　　205　　00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,470　　不过说实话　　她差你太远了　　I won't lie. it's pretty dope.　　206　　00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:56,040　　有人吗　　Hello?　　207　　00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,970　　我过来给你带了些欢迎礼物　　Hey, I just wanted to bring you a little housewarming gift.　　208　　00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,570　　那真是太好了　　That is so sweet.　　209　　00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,700　　进来　　我们打开看看吧　　Come on in. let's open it. great.　　210　　00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,970　　你这裙子不错　　Nice dress.　　211　　00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,040　　哪里哪里　　我今天穿得邋里邋遢的　　Oh, this? I'm dressed like a slob today.　　212　　00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:12,070　　他们正在帮我设功放　　The guys have been helping me set up my sound system.　　213　　00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:14,770　　他们真是我有过最帅的技术帮手了　　I've never had such good-looking technical support.　　214　　00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,570　　哪里哪里　　Oh, pish-posh.　　215　　00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:22,770　　我怎么知道　　它意思是不值一提　　I don't know, it means shucks.　　216　　00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,340　　不值一提就是不值一提的意思　　"shucks" means shucks.　　217　　00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,440　　你就不能等等再说这个　　Let one go once in a while.　　218　　00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:30,770　　-对了佩妮　　你知道还有什么奇事吗　　-什么　　-Hey, uh, penny, you want to hear something awesome?　　-Yeah.　　219　　00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,040　　艾丽西娅跟你一样也是个演员　　Alicia is an actress, just like you.　　220　　00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:36,200　　太棒了　　That is so awesome.　　221　　00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:39,300　　想是这样想　　但也没那么容易　　Well, trying to be, but it's so hard.　　222　　00:10:39,370 --> 00:10:40,670　　是啊　　跟我说说关于你的事　　Yeah, I know, tell me about it.　　223　　00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,030　　我在这里待了足足三个月　　I've been out here three months,　　224　　00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:44,080　　结果只搞到几个全国广告　　And all I've gotten is a couple of national commercials　　225　　00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:46,140　　还有肥皂剧的小客串　　And this recurring thing on a soap.　　226　　00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,600　　所以我现在还在蛋糕店工作　　That's why I work at the cheesecake factory.　　227　　00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,570　　我感觉那些角色都不适合我　　I'm holding out for the right part.　　228　　00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,510　　艾丽西娅　　你DVD想怎么设啊　　Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for dvds　　229　　00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:01,340　　5.1杜比还是家庭影院　　5.1 dolby or dts?　　230　　00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,970　　你看着办好了　　小可爱　　Whatever you think is best, cutie.　　231　　00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,840　　家庭影院的低音更好　　那就...　　Well, dts has more low end, so...　　232　　00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,140　　好的　　Okay.　　233　　00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:17,970　　对了各位　　你们绝对会喜欢这个的　　Uh, hey, guys, guys, you will really appreciate this.　　234　　00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,840　　我刚在网上读了个超赞的科学笑话　　I read the best science joke on the internet.　　235　　00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,070　　艾丽西娅　　你不懂的　　但是他们很喜欢这个　　Alicia, you won't get it, but it's right up their alley.　　236　　00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,510　　就是 从前有个物理学家　　Anyway, so, this physicist goes into an ice cream parlor　　237　　00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,390　　每周都去冰淇淋店点两个圣代　　every week and orders an ice　　238　　00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:28,650　　一个自己吃　　Cream sundae for himself, and then offers one　　239　　00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,800　　一个放在旁边的空座位　　To the empty stool sitting next to him.　　240　　00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:33,840　　好久都是这样 直到店主好奇问他为什么　　This goes on for a while until the owner finally asks him what he's doing.　　241　　00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,870　　他说　　因为我是物理学家　　The man says, "well, I'm a physicist,　　242　　00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:40,410　　而量子物理理论 告诉我们总有几率　　and quantum mechanics... Teaches us "that it is possible　　243　　00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:45,420　　这张空座位上面 的物质会变成一个　　For the matter above this stool "to spontaneously turn into a beautiful woman　　244　　00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:48,300　　可能爱上我的MM　　Who might accept my offer and fall in love with me."　　245　　00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,070　　店主然后说　　这里每天　　The owner then says, "well, lots of single,　　246　　00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:51,740　　都有大队单身MM　　"beautiful women come in here ever day.　　247　　00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,870　　你干嘛不买冰淇淋泡她们　　"why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them,　　248　　00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,640　　让她们爱上你　　And they might fall in love with you?"　　249　　00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:59,840　　物理学家说　　那个发生的几率又可能有多大呢　　And the physicist says, "yeah, but what are the odds of that happening?"　　250　　00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:07,340　　这有点侮辱人　　你不觉得吗　　It's a little insulting, don't you think?　　251　　00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,640　　怎么会知道　　How would I know?　　252　　00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,700　　我自己都不理解这有什么好笑的　　I'm not even sure I get it.　　253　　00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,370　　对了　　莱纳德　　Hey, leonard?　　254　　00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,240　　你装好那个DVD以后　　If you're done with the dvd player,　　255　　00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,040　　能不能再帮我装这个打印机　　can you set up my printer?　　256　　00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,540　　乐意为您效劳　　Uh, yeah, I'd love to.　　257　　00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,380　　等你装好她的　　Uh, hey, maybe when you're done with her printer,　　258　　00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,900　　来装我的吧　　You could set up mine.　　259　　00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,400　　你知道　　你答应的...在一周前　　You know, like you promised... a week ago.　　260　　00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,400　　好的　　我会来的　　先别烦我　　Yeah, I'll get to it-- don't nag me.　　261　　00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:32,220　　好啊　　美女　　Hello there　　262　　00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,370　　是谁啊　　Who is it?　　263　　00:12:54,470 --> 00:12:58,370　　你好　　佩妮 门是开的　　请进　　Oh hello, penny. It's open-- come in.　　264　　00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,400　　这就叫讽刺　　Sarcasm.　　265　　00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,340　　他们还都泡在楼上呢　　Well, they're all still up there.　　266　　00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,040　　你以为我没听见吗　　You think I can't hear them?　　267　　00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,370　　听听啊　　呯呯呯　　Listen to that. Stomp, stomp, stomp.　　268　　00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:14,040　　那是沃罗威茨踩他那个高跟皮鞋　　没错的　　That's wolowitz in his stacked heels that fool no one.　　269　　00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:17,040　　我不知道我为什么会介意呢　　I don't even know why I care.　　270　　00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,170　　我才不介意　　I don't care.　　271　　00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,340　　好吧　　我介意得去背那个白痴笑话 但是我只介意到那个程度　　All right, I cared enough to memorize that stupid joke, but that's all I care.　　272　　00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,770　　你知道吗　　佩妮 蜂窝实际上　　You know, penny, there's something that　　273　　00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,100　　很有趣的　　Occurs in beehives you might find interesting.　　274　　00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,010　　有时候　　Occasionally,　　275　　00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:33,500　　新的蜂王会在老蜂王还在位时闯进来　　A new queen will arrive while the old queen is still in power.　　276　　00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:34,930　　此时　　When this happens,　　277　　00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:38,930　　老蜂王要不另谋出路　　The old queen must either locate to a new hive or　　278　　00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:44,000　　要不就去拼个你死我活　　Engage in a battle to the death until only one queen remains.　　279　　00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,940　　你说什么呢　　我被艾丽西娅威胁了?　　What are you saying, that I'm threatened by alicia?　　280　　00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,470　　难道你说我是那个老蜂王 现在该滚蛋了　　That I'm like the old queen of the hive and it's just time for me to go?　　281　　00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,240　　我只是在说蜜蜂　　I'm just talking about bees.　　282　　00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,300　　探索频道在播这个　　They're on the discovery channel.　　283　　00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,800　　你在说什么呢　　What are you talking about?　　284　　00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,400　　蜜蜂　　Bees.　　285　　00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,840　　我理解那个物理学家笑话了　　I just got that physicist joke.　　286　　00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,070　　佩妮　　谢谢你给我们买晚饭　　Gee, penny, thanks for buying us dinner.　　287　　00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,340　　是啊　　今天怎么了　　Yeah, what's the occasion?　　288　　00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,500　　没什么　　只是感觉应该　　No, no occasion-- just felt like getting　　289　　00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,600　　给我的好朋友带点中国菜　　some chinese chow for my peeps.　　290　　00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,040　　你记得我叫你点的鸡里面　　Did you remember to ask for the chicken　　291　　00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,430　　莴苣要切块　　With broccoli to be diced,　　292　　00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,270　　-不要切丝　　-记得　　Not shredded?　　Yes.　　293　　00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,870　　-即使菜单明确说要切丝　　-记得　　Even though the menu description specifies shredded?　　Yes.　　294　　00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,340　　-红烧饭　　不要白烧?　　-记得　　Brown rice, not white? Yes.　　295　　00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,900　　-在韩国杂货店买质量好的热芥末　　You stop at the korean grocery and get the good hot mustard?　　296　　00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:33,300　　记得　　Yes.　　297　　00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,900　　在超市买低钠酱油?　　-记得　　did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market? yes.　　298　　00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,900　　不错　　Good.　　299　　00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,970　　看看别人怎么做的　　莱纳德　　See how it's done, leonard?　　300　　00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,740　　我们今天晚上玩点啥　　So, what do we got going on tonight, huh?　　301　　00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,140　　玩光晕　　看太空堡垒　　还是把曼妥思丢到可乐里?　　Playing halo watching battlestar, drop some mentos in diet coke?　　302　　00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,600　　你想看太空堡垒?　　You want to watch battlestar?　　303　　00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:54,270　　我还能说什么呢?　　我不可救药地爱上了它　　What can I say? I got my geek on, boys.　　304　　00:14:57,270 --> 00:15:00,570　　不　　经前综合症的表现和这个不同　　No, no, pms is different.　　305　　00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,940　　-谢天谢地你在家　　我需要帮助　　-怎么了　　Oh, thank god you're home. I need help. what's wrong?　　306　　00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,580　　我接到电话让我去试镜　　I just got a callback to audition　　307　　00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,600　　在里演一个被杀了的妓女　　For csi to play a hooker who gets killed.　　308　　00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,670　　那我一定要看　　Oh, I'd watch that.　　309　　00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,980　　但我的车还在修　　But my car is in the shop,　　310　　00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,840　　我得在45分钟内赶到环球影城　　And I have to be at universal in 45 minutes.　　311　　00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,070　　没问题　　我带你去　　Okay, well, I'll take you.　　312　　00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:20,170　　你真是及时雨　　Oh, you're a lifesaver.　　313　　00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,470　　我可以在车上帮你对台词　　I'll run lines with you in the car.　　314　　00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,600　　太好了　　Great.　　315　　00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,440　　完事之后我带你们去吃中餐　　And afterward, I'll take you all out for chinese.　　316　　00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,100　　实际上　　不用担心　　我们已经...　　Oh, actually, that's okay. we already have...　　317　　00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,500　　嗯　　饿死啦　　Yum. starving.　　318　　00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,440　　在这儿吃中餐了　　...chinese food right here.　　319　　00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,640　　他们已经走了　　佩妮 听不到你说什么了　　They're gone, penny. They can't hear you.　　320　　00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:42,720　　真不敢相信他们就这样任她利用　　I cannot believe they're letting her just use them like that.　　321　　00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,140　　她一句话就让他们 像看家狗一样跟在后面　　I mean, anything she wants, they go panting after her like trained dogs.　　322　　00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,370　　你知道就在上个星期　　You know that just last week,　　323　　00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,050　　她让霍华德大老远开车带她　　She had howard drive all the way to her　　324　　00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:51,200　　去橘子郡的叔叔家里取她的电" type="audio/mpeg" />-->